Selección de Chistes muy cortos pero graciosos

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Donald usa teclado y Mickey mouse.

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- Hola ¿habla Dora?

- Habladora tu vieja, hijo de puta!

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- Hola ¿esta Armando?

- No, apenas voy por las instrucciones.

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Ringgggg… ringgggggggg – Hola, ¿es el nueve, cinco, dos, ocho, seis,
siete, nueve, uno, cuatro? – Sí, sí, sí, no, sí, no, no, sí, no.

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- Hola ¿esta Agustín?

- No, estoy incomodin.

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- Hola ¿Conchita?

- No, con Tarzán.

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- Mi hija se casó con un piloto italiano. ¿Y la suya?

- Con un vestido de seda.

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- Señor, hace 20 minutos que le pedí al mozo una botella de vino de la

casa.

- Va a tener que esperar otros 20 minutos, porque el mozo vive medio lejos.

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- Hola Caperucita verde!

- Hola Lobo daltónico!

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- Mozo, ¿que tiene de entrada?.

- Una puerta de vidrio.

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Una adivinanza: tengo dos pelos, tres ojos, dos narices y un dedo.

¿Qué soy?

- Deforme.

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- ¿Sabes que mi hermano anda en bicicleta desde los cuatro años?

- Mmm… ya debe estar lejos.

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Después del tono internacional se escucha la siguiente conversación…

- ¿Disculpe, ya llego julio allá?

- Caballero, no se donde llame usted pero aquí todavía es mayo.

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- Doctor, doctor, veo elefantes rosados por todas partes.

- ¿Ha visto ya a un psicólogo?

- No, solo elefantes rosados.

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¿Que deberías decir si ves pasar 9 elefantes con medias verdes y 1

con medias rojas?

.. Que 9 de cada 10 elefantes usan medias verdes.

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En un restaurante:

¿Y como quiere el señor sus huevos?

- Con toda mi alma, con toda mi alma.

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¿Que hace McGiver con una oveja y un cocodrilo?

.. una camisa Lacoste.

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- Oiga, este autobús ¿me lleva al cementerio?

- Si se pone delante, es posible.

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Venían dos globos por el desierto, y uno le dice el otro:

- Che! guarda con el cactus!

¿Que cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssss…

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- Jamás olvidaré las ultimas palabras de mi madre.

- ¿Que? fue lo que dijo?

- Oe puta!… No me muevas la escaleraaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

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¿Que? pasa si mete un huevo en el microondas?

.. Es probable que se agarre el otro con la puerta.

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En un manicomio dos locos discuten:

-Yo soy el Rey. Hoy mismo me lo dijo Dios.

Y el otro contesta muy sorprendido:

-¡Pero si yo no te he dicho nada

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Porque los pedos además de ruido tienen olor? Para que los sordos también puedan disfrutarlos.

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MAMITA QUIERO PIPI
OTRA VEZ!! ESTE ES CUARTO VASO QUE TE TOMAS..

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¿Porque la torre de pisa esta inclinada?
Porque tuvo mas reflejos que las torres gemelas

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mi amor hiciste café?”
_no hice verde pero ya estoy mejor
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876 Responses to “Selección de Chistes muy cortos pero graciosos”

  1. bryan Says:

    Van dos granos de arena por el desierto y le dice uno a otro, CREO QUE NOS SIGUEN.

  2. bryan Says:

    - De que color es un chino si lo agarras por los cojones?
    -Amarillo chillón

  3. bryan Says:

    Llega un chico y le pregunta a su amigo:
    ¿Viste el apagón de anoche?
    Y le contesta:
    No, en mi casa se fue la luz …

  4. bryan x3 Says:

    Entra una señora a la carnicería y dice:
    Deme esa cabeza de cerdo de allí.
    Y contesta el carnicero:
    Perdone señora, pero eso es un espejo..

  5. bryan x3 Says:

    Oye, tu estudias derecho?
    No, yo estudio sentado

  6. bryan x3 Says:

    qué le dice uan tanga a la
    otra:
    – ¿que coño nos p0nemos hoy?!

  7. jaime Says:

    jeje muy buenos bryan

  8. Johny Says:

    que le dice un cachete del culo al otro?
    - no te pases de la ralla!

  9. jaime Says:

    xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  10. Angel Says:

    COMO DISTRAES A UN GALLEGO?
    LE DICE Q ORGANICE LOS M&M POR ORDEN ALFABETICO

  11. Angel Says:

    PORQ LOS GALLEGOS NO VAN AL MAR?
    LE TIENEN MIEDO AL COCO

  12. Angel Says:

    LOS GALLEGOS VAN A ESTADOS UNIDOS, PERO ESOTOS NO SE BAJAN DEL AVION…
    -TODO ESTA BIEN, DICE UN GRINGO
    -NO, NO, NO NOS VAMOS A BAJAR, DICE UNO DE LOS GALLEGOS, ESQ LE TEMEMOS A WEL!!!!
    -KIEN ES WEL? PREGUNTA EL GRINGO…
    - ESE LETRERO DE AHI DICE:
    WEL-COME GALLEGOS

  13. nico Says:

    ¿que le dice una piedra a otra?

    somos los picapiedras

  14. ciclope Says:

    jajaja venga con gallego y gallego pues si no es por los gallegos(españoles) vosotros que os creeis tan listos y nos degradais tanto a los españoles poniendonos de tontos para arriba si no fuera por nosotros seguiriais en taparrabos corriendo por la selva como os encontramos y os colonizamos ya hace mas de 500 años así que mas respeto gauchito.Slds un español que no gallego

  15. ian esparza trejo Says:

    pinche gallego pendejo para que lo sepas teniamos mas tecnoogia que osotros heran los salvajes que sin armas no eran nada e pendejo gallego

  16. ian esparza trejo Says:

    esta un gallego con su amigo alas 12 de la noche pero manolo estaba enfermo asi que pacorro (el otro gallego) decide llamarle a su amigo juan para saber que haser
    ring ring
    juan:(medio dormido) mmm bueno
    pacorro: HOLA JUAN sabes que manolo esta muy enfermo que ago
    juan:comprale un supositorio adios cuelga
    pacorro:dice que te compre un supositorio
    manolo:y donde lo compramos
    pacorro:nose aber dejame volver a yamarlo
    ring ring
    juan:(molesto y dormido
    bueno¡
    pacorro:sabes que no sabemos donde compramos el supositorio
    juan:pues en una farmacia adios
    cuelga
    ya en la farmacia el farmaceutico les pregunta que si para niño o si para adulto
    y como nosabenque pedir a si que deciden llamarle a juan
    hola juan ya estamos en la farmacia pero no sabemos si pedirle de niño o de adulto
    fregaos pues que es manolo
    un hombre o un niño
    pues un hombre entonces pide uno de hombre pendejo
    ya despues de haberlo pedido saban ala casa pero ya hay nose saben que hacer con el si tomarselo con agua o meterselo por el culo o que
    asi que deciden volver a ablarle a juan
    hola juan sabes que ya tenemos el supositorio perono sabe mos si tomarselo con agua meterselo por el culo o que
    juan molesto les grita fregaos meteselo por el culo
    pacorro sabes que manolo te lo vas a tener que topmar con agua por que juan ya se enojo

  17. Ayelen (argentina carajo) Says:

    y bue gallego o español como se t antoje clasificart, si somos tan salvajes nos ubieran dejado asi… pero ustedes como son tan anviciosos y abariciosos no pudieron con eso… asi q no rompas las pelotas xq asi d indios nos gusta estar y nos la re bancamos MIERDAAAAA GALLEGOOOOOOOOOO

  18. zuasoft Says:

    no cambiemos de tema de la web que es el humor!! lo de los gallegos en sudamerica o algo deben utilizarlo como nosotros los del lepe, pero creo que tampoco hay maldad.

  19. Vicentito Says:

    Aqui un gallego del Pais Brusco (Vasco), respetuoso con los tainos y otras culturas precolombinas.

    *Un sordo a un tonto:
    - 2 + 3?
    - Cuatro
    - Por el culo te la hinco!!

    *- Está usted muy gordo
    - Sí, como una tapia

    *- Tengo un perro sin patas
    - Cómo se llama?
    - Para que llamarlo, si no va a venir

    *Cómo se dice “naufrago” en euskera (vasco)?
    “Zinzulantxa” (pronunciado “sinsulancha”)

    *Un vasco y un gallego:
    - Egunon!
    - Eu tampouco!

  20. PRINCESS Says:

    ESTA ERA UNA VEZ Q UN MARCIANO LLEGO A LA TIERRA Y DIJO Q SE HIBA A LLEBAR A EL PRIMER HOMBRE Q VIERA Y SE ENCONTRO A UNO Y LE DICE:SOY MARCIANO Y LE CONTESTA EL HOMBRE: MUCHO GUSTO YO SOY MARSELO.
    JA JA JA JA

  21. steefiy Says:

    muy buenos chistes nico

  22. steefiy Says:

    primer acto un pelo dentro unvaso con agua segundo acto un pelo dentro un vaso con agua tercer acto un pelo dentro un vaso con agua ¿como -se llama la obra?
    -no me tomes el pelo

    jajaja ()-()
    (* *)
    (*_*)

  23. SHARON Says:

    ¿ke hace un policia en un lluviero?
    -esperando que salga el chorro

  24. amankaii Says:

    estaba 1 mujer en el velorio de su marido y ve q se le cae la peluca y le pide a el encargado q le acomode el pelukin! al rato vuelve la mujer y ve q la peluca no se cae y le preg al encargado cuanto le debe x el trabajo y le dice: pero señora! q le puedo cobrar x 3 clavitooss!!!

  25. DANIEL Says:

    LLEGA UN TIPO A UN BAR CON DOS PUTAS Y DICE SR. DOS REFRESCOS EL SR DICE FAMILIARES? Y RESPONDE NO SON PUTAS PERO TIENEN SED…

  26. zuasoft Says:

    muy bueno daniel!! xDD

  27. felipe Says:

    porque los gallegos se aorcan despues de lavarse los dientes?
    porque cuando se los sepillan la pasta que usan dise colgate.

  28. gaby Says:

    cual es el pez imposi ble de cargar ?
    el pesado

  29. Micaela Says:

    ¿Como se dice niño perdido en chino?

    Chin-Chu Mama

  30. Micaela Says:

    ¿Que le dice un fideo al otro?

    OYE, MI CUERPO PIDE SALSA!!!!! XDDDDDDD

  31. Micaela Says:

    Un espermatozoide le dice al otro:
    -¿cuanto falta para llegar al ovulo?
    -Uffff, recien vamos por la garganta….XD

  32. Micaela Says:

    ¿Cual es el animal que es dos veces animal?
    -Tu hermana porque es gato y cobraaaaa

  33. Micaela Says:

    Un hombre le pregunta a otro:
    - ¿Sabes que tienen en comun un elefante y una hormiga?
    -¿Que?
    -Que los dos empiezan con H
    -Pero elefante no empieza con H
    -ES QUE SE LLAMABA HORACIOOO

  34. Micaela Says:

    Un elefante le dice a un camello
    -¿Que se siente tener dos tetas en la espalda?
    Y el camello le responde:
    -Lo mismo que se siente tener un pene en la cara!!! xD

  35. Juana Says:

    ¿Por que la gallina cruzo la calle?

    Para pegarle a Barney

  36. Juana Says:

    Si te sacas una foto con flash…
    Superman se pondra seloso

  37. Juana Says:

    PORQUE A NADIE LE GUSTAN MIS CHISTES.. BUAAAA

  38. Juana Says:

    lAS 6 VERDADES:
    1°: NADIE PUEDE LLEGAR A TOCARSE LAS MUELAS DE ATRAS CON LA LENGUA
    2°:INTENTASTE HACERLO
    3°:LA VERDAD UNO ES MENTIRA
    4°:TE ESTAS RIENDO CON UNA RISA IDIOTA
    5°: SE LAS VAS A CONTAR A OTROS IDIOTAS
    6°:SOS UN BOLUDO

  39. Juana Says:

    HOLA TERRICOLA, SOY UN EXTRATERRESTRE DE UNA GALAXIA MUY LEJANA QUE SE PUEDE CONVERTIR EN CUALQUIER FORMA Y AHORA SOY ESTA CARTA.A TRAVES DE TUS PUPILAS TE ESTOY METIENDO EL DEDO EN EL CULO Y COMO TE REIS ME DOY CUENTA Q TE GUSTA.PASAME A DEMAS PERSONAS PORQ NECESITO MAS CULOS PERO DEJA DE REIRTE TANTO QUE SE NOTA QUE TE GUSTA BIEN A LO HONDO

  40. Mirta Says:

    -Anoche a mi vecino le agarro un ataque de locura. A las 3 de la mañana empezo a dar golpes en la pared.
    ¿Y que hicite?
    -Segui tocando la bateria

  41. Mirta Says:

    ¿Que hace una rata con una metralladora?

    RATATATATATATATATATATA

  42. Mirta Says:

    -¿Por que tenes una foto de tu suegra pegada en los cigarrillos?
    -Para dejar de fumar

  43. Mirta Says:

    kmgfñolsdgfmgvdfjgnmdñm gvdrfgjdrgjmdrogjeri de Coca-Cola
    -Que quiere una lata de que?

  44. Mirta Says:

    Habia un hombre tan alto que se tropesaba un lunes y caia un miercoles

  45. Micaela Says:

    Hola, ¿Conchita?
    No, con Tarzan

  46. Micaela Says:

    ¿Que le dice una pompa a la otra?

    Apretemos al negro

  47. Juana Says:

    Muy buenos Mica y Mirta

  48. Roseliz Says:

    Esta Fidel castro el la selva y se consigue a Tarzan… fidel le busca conversacion pero tarzan lo habla entonces fidel le dice: – Yo Castroo a lo que tarzar responde: – Yo no dejarme!!!

  49. shara Says:

    cual es el colmo de un jorobado?

    estudiar derecho xD xD

  50. flor Says:

    Niños no jueguen con fuego… y fuego se kedo sin amigos… xDDD

  51. qwaszx Says:

    ¿poque los tontos no entran en la cocina?
    -porque hay un tarro que dice
    “sal”

  52. QUETII Says:

    ¿CUAL ES EL COLMO DE UNA ABUELA?
    _QUE SE RAJE UN PEDO Y SALA ARRUGADO

  53. QUETII Says:

    ¿PORQUE DOS ELEFANTES NO ENTRAN EN UNA HELADERA?
    _PORQUE NO SABEN ABRIR LA PUERTA

    JAJAJAJ

  54. QUETII Says:

    ¿CUAL S EL COLMO DE UN LIBRO??
    _QUE EN OTÑO SE LE CAIGAN LAS HOJAS

  55. anonimo Says:

    @ bryan:
    k chiste + malo

  56. Yo Says:

    muy buenos, pero escuxen este:
    este es un mosquito k le dice a su padre: PAPA KIERO IR AL CIRCO!! ME DEJAS¿?
    y el padre responde:
    SI HIJO PERO TEN CUIDADO CON LOS APLAUSOS.
    XD XD XD XD

  57. gracioso Says:

    Hacer la foto sin flash i flash no salio en la foto

  58. gracioso Says:

    Estaba un niño i le dice a su madre:
    -mama, puedo ir a la pscina
    -si
    I se rompe un pie.
    Al dia siguiente le dice otra vez puedo ir a la pscina?
    -si
    I se rompe un brazo.
    I al tercer dia se lo dice otra vez pero entonce sla madre dice:
    -mmm, no se te romperas algo
    -porfa, mama esk oi ponen el agua.xDD

  59. gracioso Says:

    Hai un docena de obejas jugando a futbol i una de ellas sabe ablar.
    Entonces una de ella la chuta a la mierda i dice:
    -Beeeeeee
    I la k save hablar dice:
    -No,ve tu k pa eso la as chutado

  60. gracioso Says:

    Esto es una conversacion de locos en un manicornio i dice uno:
    -Yo soi el rey,me lo a dicho dios
    I el otro dice:
    -Pues…yo no te e dicho nada

  61. gracioso Says:

    Me puse el pantalon de rayitas y rayitas se kedo en pelotas. xD

  62. gracioso Says:

    Que le dice un tanga a otro?
    -Que coño nos ponemos hoy?¡
    jajaja

  63. gracioso Says:

    Una señora le dice a un tio:
    -pork llebas una foto de tu suegra en los cigarillos?
    -para deja de fumar
    xDDDD

  64. gracioso Says:

    Un tio le dice a otro :
    -tu estudias derecho?
    -no,estudio sentado
    jj

  65. gracioso Says:

    cual es el colmo de un astronauta?
    -kejarse por no tener espacio
    jajajajaja

  66. gracioso Says:

    weno un placer contarlos;)

  67. gracioso Says:

    A weno me acordao de estos:
    Entra una señora en una carniceria i dice:
    -deme esa cabeza de cerdo
    i dice el carnicero:
    -perdona señora eso es un espejo

  68. gracioso Says:

    Un niño le dice a otro:
    -saves k mi madre ayer se cayo por el balcon i ahora esta en el cielo
    I dice el otro:
    -Joder, como rebota tu vieja

  69. gracioso Says:

    weno aora si un placer

  70. m3rry Says:

    jaja oye TU NO NOS COLONIZASTE jaja quisas otros españoles si, pero la verdad estabamos mejor asi que con su “civilización” @ ciclope:

  71. alfredo Says:

    nada + tres me gustaron

  72. Anonymous Says:

    se abre el telon y se ven 5 rallas y 6 tios, como se llama la pelicula?? el sexto sin tiro. xD

  73. chistolin Says:

    cuales fueron laas ultimas palabras de tarzan

    ! ese no es el bejuco jaen!!!!!!

  74. chistolin Says:

    MAMA MAMA MIRA QUE ESE SEÑOR ME DIJO QUE SI SELO MAMABA ME DABA
    ESTOS ZAPATOS :*

  75. chistolin Says:

    QUE LE DIJO UNA NALGA A OTRA NALGA
    ENTRE NOSOTROS HAY UN SOPLON

  76. juanjo Says:

    ola ¿esta agustin?
    no,esta incomodin es la caña

  77. jose veloz Says:

    Es una mujer tan gorda,tan gorda,tan gorda que se quiere hacer un vetido de flores y se acabala Primavera.

  78. jose veloz Says:

    Es un frutero tan feo ,tan feo ,tan feo que la cebolla se puso a llorar.

  79. Naani =) Says:

    Era un hombre tan pero tan pero tan que se volvio jugo xD

  80. ellu Says:

    los chistes eran muy buenos!!
    va una niña pija por el boske y se cae a un lago dnd hay un cocodrilo y grita la niña:SOCORITOOO,SOCORRITOO,ME PERSIGUE UN LACOSTE !!

  81. lucia Says:

    una luciernaga le dice a la otra
    como va tu hija en la escuela
    muy bien es tan breillante para su edad.

  82. lucia Says:

    ay una mujer esperando el obnibus
    llega un hombre y le dice
    aca pasa el 31
    no yo lo paso con mis hijos

  83. lapi Says:

    cual es el colmo de un aastronauta?
    tener una mujer lunática

  84. lapi Says:

    doctor, doctor tengo paperas.
    y el doctor le dijo:
    pues tome con esta moneda ya tiene pa plátanos

  85. lapi Says:

    como se dice besame en arabe?
    mojame la bemba….!

  86. lapi Says:

    de donde viene la lana virgen?
    … de las ovejas feas!!!

  87. YALEX Says:

    Porque un mocoo esta trsite?
    Porke se lo sonaron… jaajajaa XD

  88. lapi Says:

    un gatoy una gallina van por una barandilla. el gato se cae y dice: miaogo miaogo. y la gallina dice: kikiriaga kikiriaga

  89. lapi Says:

    como se dice divorcio en arabe?
    alejalalmeja

  90. Anonymous Says:

    @ Juanapor que son malisimos jaja

  91. jose-7 Says:

    como se dice papel de baño en CHINO: quitakakita

    comete la sopa de fideos y fideos se quedo sin sopa

  92. filoO Says:

    NU MAA LA MAYORIA DE ESOS CHISTES SON PESIMOS!!!! KE HORROR!!!

  93. crys Says:

    @ DANIEL:

    no manches que GROSEROO!
    peroo estaa padree

  94. mario alberThO Says:

    1º acto:un pelo en una kama
    2º acto:el mismo pelo en la kama
    3º acto:el mismo pelo en la kama

    KOMO SE LLAMO LA OBRA

    EL BELLO DURMIENTE JHEJHE….

  95. mario alberThO Says:

    KUAL ES EL PAJARO K ORINA LOS CIKIATRIKOS DE LAS MUJERES
    el pajaro mea lokas

    el pajaro k orina las patas de los tigre
    EL PAJARO MEA GARRAS

    EL pajaro k orina los techos
    EL PAJARO MEA PLAKAS

    el pajaro k orina los leones marino
    EL PAJARO MEA ORCAS

    el pajaro k usa tenis
    EL PAAJARO KONSUELAS

    Y JEHJEHJEHEJHE…….

  96. tu Says:

    va un cargol i derrapa es gira i es mata

  97. Andrew Says:

    Está una pareja haciendo el amor y dice ella:

    - Pepe… ¡Eres un monstruo!

    - ¡Tú si que eres fea! ¡Hija de puta!

  98. &eziik@ Says:

    ESTA MUY BUENOS PERO AI LES VA UNO

    ¿QUE LE DIJO UN PLATANO A UNA GELATINA?

    TODAVIA NI ME DESNUDO Y YA ESTAS TEMBLANDO

    OJALA Y LES AYA GUSTADO

    BIIE CUIDENSE

    BIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!

  99. myrim Says:

    que hace un puntito verde en la esquina d una cocina?
    R= un chicharo castigado

  100. FaKu KPo Says:

    Ojo x Ojo
    Ojo al cuadrado

  101. diego Says:

    mese uno muy bueo es:
    estaba la mujer con su amante en plena faena y derepente biene el marido y le dice corremano lo pa el armario ¿paonde? !pael armario¡ en tonces biene el mario y le dice
    ola cariño k es eso y le dice son unos cascabeles pa navidad a ok y suenan compruebalo leda una palma y dice marina esto no suena le da y dice k esto no suena y entonces le da una pata y dice tilin tilin hijo de pouta!!!!

  102. NANCY Says:

    CUAL ES EL VINO MAS AMARGO?

    “VINO MI SUEGRA”

  103. NANCY Says:

    COMO SE DICE 99 EN CHINO?

    CACHI CHEN

  104. AOT Says:

    NO ME HISO REIR

  105. puka Says:

    hola nací en china y 99 no se dice asi se dice achun meisen

  106. alicia Says:

    dgvfdsgvkjdhbjkcn, teamo

  107. Anonymous Says:

    muy buenos

  108. Blade Says:

    Pues todos esos chistositos se han gando una visita al negro tristeza…. a proposito saben por que le dicen asi? pues por q tiene un Penon.

  109. Ylenia Says:

    @ Juana:
    Si estan bn… yo me rio muxo¡¡

  110. Ylenia Says:

    ¿Qué son 7 negras en una pared blanca?

    Un código de barras!!

  111. (anonimo) Says:

    cierra la puerta! es que eres de madrid?

  112. (anonimo) Says:

    Este es un niño que llega a su casa y la dice a la madre:
    ¡Mamá, mamá, en la escuela me dicen peludo!
    Y dice la madre muy asustada:
    ¡Manolo, corre que el perro habla!

  113. Anonymous Says:

    va un hombre al hospital y le dise nasio mi hijo si pero tiene un problema cual que le pusimos oxsijeno uuuu le queria poner pedro

  114. jackie Says:

    y ya por eso te crees..no tenemos la culap que no todos los españoles sean inteligentes…jajajajajjajajajajajajajja y tu??? de donde eres?

  115. oscar Says:

    era una ves…….trus

    jeje
    XD

  116. a la prinsa Says:

    llega san pedro y dice:A DIOS y se va

  117. a la prinsa Says:

    mama mama, mi papa esta tirando todo por la ventanaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  118. a la prinsa Says:

    ESTE ES UN CHISTE SIN CHISTE

    ESTABAN 3 CHABOS EN MOTOS Y DE REPENTE EL DEL MEDIO SE CAE POR LA VENTANA

  119. carlos Says:

    ¿que hace un perro en una construccion? tala-drando

  120. ANONIMO Says:

    esque era una seniora muy gorda y estaba una balansa y se pesan seniores y luego se sube la gorda y le marca la balansa : Porfavor una personsa a la vez.

  121. ANONIMO Says:

    esque era un senior que se tiraba al mar, y luego pasa un barco y le dise salgase del mar senior hay muchos tiburones y el senior le dice no se preocupe Dios me va a rescatar. y luego pasa otro barco y le dice lo mismo, y luego el senior ya esta muerto y le dice a Dios que no me iva a rescatar Dios? y Dios le dice Pues si poreso te mande 2 barcooooss!!!

    JAJAJAJA

  122. p4ko05101996@hotmail.com Says:

    no mamen hijos de puta ke chistes tan malos la neta

  123. puka Says:

    que es una negra embarazada con granos en la barriga¿?…
    un ferrero rroxe

  124. Carol Says:

    Se abre el telón y aparece el culo de un Pitufo,¿cómo se llama la serie? Ver ano azul. jaja

  125. Carol Says:

    Se abre el telón y aparece un perro haciéndolo con un señor, ¿cómo se llama la película? Ciento un dalmata. XDXD

  126. Carol...^_^ Says:

    (cliente)-Oye camarero, ¿tiene ancas de rana?
    (camarero)-Sí.
    (cliente)-Pues pegue un brinco y tráigame un wiski.

  127. Carol...^_^ Says:

    Si un bajito fuera al gimnasio en vez de montarse en una bicicleta estática debería de montarse en un triciclo pegado al suelo.

  128. valeriu Says:

    muy bueno pero este es mejor:
    va jaimito a casa y ledice asu madree:mama,mama hoy en el cole me han dicho hijo de puta le dice su madre : jaimito me han descubieto!

  129. kelvin Says:

    todos esos chistes son estupidos

  130. arqer Says:

    otra de esas y me bajo el cierre.. no no puras pendejadas bien estupidas

  131. ibrahim Says:

    kon pasiencia y salibita
    un elefante se kojio a un ahormigita
    jajaja
    XD

  132. ibrahim Says:

    pepito ponte el sueter de kuadritos
    y kuadritos se murio de frio

    jajaja

  133. rebeca Says:

    que capullos

  134. rebeca Says:

    que gracia casi que me meo

  135. alba Says:

    que gracia casi que me meo

  136. goreC: Says:

    1.Zapatos nuevos. Pepe el gallego fue el martes a la zapatería. Después de probarse unos cuantos pares, eligió unos italianos muy elegantes. Al entregárselos el empleado le advirtió: Señor, este tipo de zapato suele apretar bastante los primeros cinco días. – No hay problema- responde pepe- No los voy a usar hasta el domingo.
    2.La fuga. 50 gallegos presos en un barco-prisión se ahogaron. Habían perforado un túnel para fugarse.
    3.La viuda gallega. Se muere el marido de una gallega y se acerca un amigo a la viuda: Lo siento- No, mejor déjalo acostado.
    4.Los pollos del gallego. Dos gallegos se encuentran en un camino, uno de ellos llevaba una bolsa al hombro. Que tienes en la bolsa?- dice uno. Pollos- responde el otro.- Si acierto cuantos llevas ¿puedo quedarme con uno?- Si aciertas puedes quedarte con los dos.- Bueno pues…cinco!
    5.Divorcio gallego. Una pareja gallega está preparando el divorcio y dice ella: Yo me quedo con el nene manolo- joder! ¿y eso por que?- Pues por que es mío, no tuyo- dice ella. Pero si tampoco es tuyo!- contesta el gallego- Cómo que no! y quién lo parió?- pregunta ella- No sé, tu te acuerdas el día que nació estando en la maternidad que se ensució y me dijiste que lo cambiara?- sí- Pues lo cambié!
    6.Gallego atropellado. A un gallego lo atropella un autobús y toda la gente se aglomera alrededor de el. El gallego delirando dice: ¡inclínenme! ¡inclínenme!- y la gente lo inclinaba pero el gallego seguía gritando: ¡inclínenme! ¡inclínenme!- La gente ya no sabía como ponerlo y el gallego dice: Si no hay una clínica, hospitalícenme!.
    7.Table dance. Cómo saber si un gallego está en un table dance?- Pues fácil…es el único que lleva a su esposa.

  137. emilia Says:

    En un manicomio dos locos discuten:

    -Yo soy el Rey. Hoy mismo me lo dijo Dios.

    Y el otro contesta muy sorprendido:

    -¡Pero si yo no te he dicho nada

  138. emilia Says:

    JAJAJAJAAJJAJA MOLAN LOS CHISTES@ ibrahim:

  139. karen(; Says:

    Porque metieron a tamarindo a la carcel?
    Por su pulpa xdd

  140. karen(; Says:

    Que le dice un jardinero a otro?
    -Hay nos vemos cuando podamos!!

    jajaj xd

  141. karen(; Says:

    Que hace un niño leproso en la ventana?
    -tirando rostroo!!
    :P

  142. karen(; Says:

    Que pasa si tiras un pato al awa? :O
    -Nada.
    jajajaja

  143. antonio Says:

    son chistes tonto
    daaaa

  144. antonio Says:

    respondiendo al español loco ehhh
    jeje
    los demas chistes son muy buenos jaaja

    ke se pone superman cuando sale de la ducha ??? …
    su-perfume

    en una escuela :
    llega un maestro nuevo al salon de clases y le dice a los alumnos mi nombre es largo
    y responde no importa maestro tenemos muchoo tiempo

    adiosss

  145. paula Says:

    que le dice una teta ala otra
    maneja vs que estoy mamando

  146. wendiiith@.. Says:

    jajajaa casi me meo y me cago jajaj… la verdad no entendi na pero con cualquiero custion me rio jajajaja

  147. wendiiith@.. Says:

    cuando yo era chica era tan feaaa fea fea que no llore yo lloro el doctor mi mama y mi papa…

  148. dolores Says:

    qe feos chistes!!! xdios no tienem otros + wuenos pedazo d boludosss :(

  149. alex Says:

    era un pendejo tan pendejo pero tan pendejo que se puso a leer esto

  150. pepita Says:

    mama, mama la casa huele a muerto mama ,mama mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    :d

  151. pepita Says:

    mama,mama en la escuela me dicen que soy un mafioso
    mira hijo manana voy y areglo eso si mama pero as que paresca un accidente

  152. pepita Says:

    papa oso:mira alguien se ah comido mi sopa
    bebe oso:oh mira mi sopa tambien se la han comido
    mama osa:si seran pendejos si todavia ni les sirvo

    jajajajaj

  153. pepita Says:

    espero i les aigan gustado mis chistes jaja :D

  154. jose Says:

    pepita tus chistes son muy buenos jaja

  155. CEDE Says:

    @ jaime:
    QUE VAVOSO ESTAS

  156. CEDE Says:

    QUE PASA SI UN ELEFANTE PISA UNA PATA DEJA VIUDO AL PATO

  157. CEDE Says:

    PORQUE LOS EMOS NO LLEVAN A SUS NOVIAS AL CINE?

    PORQUE DICE ¡CINEMAS!

  158. CEDE Says:

    QUE FUE LO PRIMERO QUE ISO MICHAEL JACKSON AL LLEGAR AL CIELO?

    PREGUNTAR POR EL NIÑO DIOS

  159. CEDE Says:

    EXTRA EXTRA UNA BOMBA CALLO EN EL PANTEON VARIOS MUERTOS RESULTARON HERIDOS

  160. daniel Says:

    ta weno

  161. narutomula Says:

    esto era un hombre pobre que no tenia dinero y todos los adias rezaba diciendo:señor que me toque la loteria asi todos los dias y un dia baja el señor de la cruz se quita los clavos y le dice:compra un decimo y yo te ayudare pero si no no puedo ayudarte

  162. ANDRES Says:

    BIEN CHIDOS LOS CHISTES

  163. Anonymous Says:

    no me reido ninguna vez gilipenes

  164. anonimo rabit Says:

    @ Micaela:
    olle como k ay ninios m + peques repeta

  165. anonimo rabit Says:

    @ Mirta:
    jajajajajaj sta perron

  166. anonimo rabit Says:

    @ puka:
    razona es un chiste jodida

  167. lokitahh Says:

    molan !! !algunos) xd
    est son tres amigos tonto, nadie y ninguno
    un dia ninguno se callo al pozo y tonto ve a un policia y va y le dice : ninguno se a caido al pozo y nadie lo esta ayudando
    el policia dice: usted es tonto
    si, mucho gusto…
    :) ) besoss… :*

  168. Alexis Says:

    lokitahh Escribir:

    molan !! !algunos) xd
    est son tres amigos tonto, nadie y ninguno
    un dia ninguno se callo al pozo y tonto ve a un policia y va y le dice : ninguno se a caido al pozo y nadie lo esta ayudando
    el policia dice: usted es tonto
    si, mucho gusto…
    ) besoss… :*

  169. Alexis Says:

    che esta bueno el segundo chiste no??

  170. Alexis facha Says:

    jaja son todos aburridosss

  171. Alexis facha Says:

    @ lokitahh:
    jaja que idiota

  172. Alexis facha Says:

    che esa porqueria de fotito que aparece nadie sabe como se cambia o no? se cambia

  173. Alexis facha Says:

    jaja que pabada de fotoo

  174. Malo Says:

    che no hay nadieee

  175. Malo Says:

    che cual es el animal mas antiguo? EL PINGUINO porque se ve en blanco y negro

  176. Malo Says:

    jaja

  177. Arcangel Says:

    - Que le dice un pelo a otro?

    - Rajemos que viene la cana.

  178. mariano Says:

    Porque los pedos además de ruido tienen olor? Para que los sordos también puedan disfrutarlos.

  179. mariano Says:

    ¿De que se murió la madre de Kung Fu?… de kungfuntivitis

  180. mariano Says:

    Me puse el pantalón de rayitas… y Rayitas se quedó en pelotas

  181. mariano Says:

    Le comenta un hombre a alguien en una boda:
    Oiga, ¿se fijó que horrible es la novia?
    ¿Qué le pasa? ¡No se exprese así, que es mi hija!
    ¡Uy! ¡Perdone, no tenía idea de que usted fuera el padre!
    No soy el padre, soy la madre

  182. mariano Says:

    Una vez estaba
    pepito con su novia viendo la tele en un sofá, de pronto, se fue la luz, y su
    novia le dijo a pepito: aprovecha, aprovecha; pepito se levanto y se llevo la
    televisión

  183. mariano Says:

    Un día la mamá de Pepito lo manda a traer huevos, iba Pepito a comprar, pero en su camino se topó con un circo y se detuvo a mirar un momento, y vio un gorila gigante. Cuando llegó a su casa le contó a sus padres que había ido al circo y que el gorila tenía, unos brazotes, unas patotas, también unas manotas…
    Entonces, la mamá le pregunta:
    ¿Y los huevos Pepito?
    ¡Grandototes, mami, grandotes!

  184. mariano Says:

    La mamá de Pepito estaba embarazada, entonces viene Pepito y le dice:
    Mamá, ¿qué tenés en el estómago?
    La mamá le contesta:
    Aire, Pepito.
    A los nueve meses nace el niño y Pepito le dice:
    ¡Hola Pedo!

  185. Anonymous Says:

    que chistes mas maloosss no me he reido con ninguno…
    era un bebe tan feo tan feo pero tan feo que al nacer la madre dijo:
    -que ha sido?
    y el doctor contesto:
    -no lo se pero como se mueva lo mato

  186. vivianan Says:

    @ viviana:
    que le dice una ceja a otra seja que le estorba

    sejita o la quito
    jajajajajaja

  187. vivianan Says:

    que le dice un lapiz a otro lapiz
    no te pases de la ralla

  188. yudith Says:

    SI SUPERMAN ES TAN LISTO … POR Q SE PONE PRIMERO LOS CALSONZULLOS Y DESPUES LOS PANTALONES…JAJAJAJA

  189. yudith Says:

    ¿¿CUAL ES EL COLMO DE UN BOMBERO???????

    QUE TENGA UN ESPOSA ARRDIENTE

  190. yudith Says:

    por q el pollito cruzo la calle???

    para demostrar q no era gallina

    :)

  191. antonio Says:

    que hace un tonto cuando tiene frio:
    -se acerca a la estufa
    y cuando tiene mucho mucho frio:
    - enciende la estufa

  192. ((anonimo)) Says:

    -mama, en la escuela me dice hijo de puta
    -mierda me han descobierto!!

  193. ((anonimo)) Says:

    -doctor, tengo complejo de fea.
    -de complejo nada

  194. ((anonimo)) Says:

    -desde que mi mujer se marchó, la casa esta como vacía
    -¿la echas de menos?
    -no, es que se llevó los muebles

  195. ((anonimo)) Says:

    Llega un chico y le pregunta a su amigo:
    ¿Viste el apagón de anoche?
    Y le contesta:
    No, en mi casa se fue la luz.

  196. ((anonimo)) Says:

    Dice un niño a su mamá:
    Mamá, mamá, ¿por qué en la escuela me dicen el fin de semana?
    Y la mamá responde:
    Ya cállate Domingo.

  197. silvano joel agustin perez Says:

    dfafafaf

  198. BERE Says:

    BUENISIMOSSSS!!!!
    JAJAJAJJIJIJ

  199. Alba Says:

    me gusta follar

  200. Anonymous Says:

    Mujer y hombre hablando:
    MUJER-cariño qita mi camisa y posala en la silla
    HOMBRE-ya está
    MUJER-ahora has lo mismo con mi falda
    HOMBRE-ya está
    MIJER-ahora qita mi sujetador y tiralo contra la cama
    HOMBRE-ya está
    MUJER-ahora has lo mismo com mi braguita
    HOMBRE-ya está amor mio
    MUJER-Y QUE SEA LA ÚLTIMA VEZ QUE TE PONES MI ROPA!!!

  201. Anonymous Says:

    Qe Se pOne zsuperman dezspuezs de bañarzse?? … Super – fume

  202. charli Says:

    Johny ese chiste es genial es muy gracioso jaja lo estoy contando por todas partes lo voy a contar hasta en el ataque o en el club del chiste de la tele….

  203. charli Says:

    estos son dos y se cae el del medio

  204. charli Says:

    estos son unos niños llamados : No Te Importa, Tu Eres Tonto y Eres Un Gilipollas. y viene un hombre y le dice: -como os llamais? -No Te Importa, Tu Eres Tonto y Eres Un Gilipollas y TU???? -Cagar entu Madre -No llames eso a mi madre so cabron

  205. antonella Says:

    olaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa adiossss soy antonella de verdad osea brenda olaaaa os kiero fans soy de argentina

  206. selena y diana Says:

    jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

  207. gutierrezzz Says:

    @ PRINCESS:
    pinhies jotos todos

    sobre todo a charliiiio
    puto

  208. carlos Says:

    k le dijo un joto a un jot

    perra

  209. Rogelio Says:

    Esto es jaimito que esta cagando en un arbol y de repente vienen dos mojas y jaimito para esconderse se sube al arbol y las monjas que pasaba jaimito se tiro un pedo y las monjas miran pa riba y dice una
    -¿Eso que son naranjas?
    Y a otra dice
    -¿Eso que son limones?
    Salta jaimito y dice:
    -Eso no es ni naranjas ni limone son las bolsas de mis cojnes

    xDxDxDxDxDx esta xulo he

  210. eduardo Says:

    Va un gallego a japón y le dicen – nosotros inventamos el sushi y el gallego dice – me lo paso por los huevos . Va el gallego a china – nosotros inventamos el papel y el gallego dice me lo paso por los huevos. Va a inglaterra – Nosotros inventamos el futbol y el gallego dice me lo paso por los huevos.Va a argentina y le dicen nosotros inventamos el alambre de pua a que no te lo pasas por los huevos xD JAJA

  211. raul Says:

    son un poco aburridos

  212. pepe Says:

    porq tus chistes esran culero Bhuuuuu!!!!!!!!!
    :) apestas

  213. ¬¬ Says:

    ESTUPIDECES!

  214. irene Says:

    molan mucho todos jaja ahora yo cuento uno:va jaimity le dice a su madre mama,mama en el colejio me llaman pelo panten ¿y tu q les dices hijo? x q yo lo balgo

  215. MARIA Says:

    le dise un rumano a un españiol
    rumano:cf ¿?
    y el españiol le dise
    españiol:tu madre en bragas

  216. irene Says:

    esto son 3 chicos un chino un rumano y un español va el chinoy y se encuentra un fantasma con las bragas rotas y se pone el fantasma aaaa soy el fantasama de las bragas rotas y se pone el chino aaaaa y va y setira x la ventana bueno llega el rumano y lomismo dice el fantasma aaa soy el fanatasma de las bragas rotas aaaa y se tirra x la ventana el oto tonto llega el español y lo mismo le dice el fantasma al español aaa soy el fantasma de las bragas rotas y le dice el español pues comprate unas nuevas.jajajaja

  217. irene Says:

    estan asi en clase y se pone el profe bueno para conoceros mejor vamos a ver en q trabajan buestros padres y se pone aver jaimito en q trabaja tu madre mi madre es sustituta y q hace para ser sustituta pos mira sepone ropa ajustada botas de tacon sale a la calle y se lleva a los hombres a la cama y dice el porofe no,no eso es prostituta no,no mi tia es prostituta pero como esta mala mi madre la sustitulle poreso es sustituta

  218. irene Says:

    estan asi en un concurso de rubias y se pone el juez para ver ki en es la mejor me teneis q decir cuanto es cuatro mas cuatro pero tiene q ser de una en una asi q empiezas tu y se pone cuatro mas cuatro y se pone cuatro mas cuatro muy facil cuatro mas cuatro son 6 y se pone el juez no cuatro mas cuatro no son 6 y sus amigas q son muy jenerosas di cen otra oportunidad ota oportunidady se pone el juez vale otra oportunidad mas y se pone cuatro mas cuatro muy facil cuatro mas cuatro son cinco y sepone el juez no noson cinco y sus amiga tan jenerosas diciendo otra oportunidad otra oportunidad y se pone el juez vale pero solo una oportunidad mas y dice la rubia cuatro mas cutro muy facil son cuatrosus amigas dicen otra oportunidad otra oportunida.jajajajajaja

  219. andrea Says:

    @ Alba:
    a mi tmb quieres follar con migo?

  220. Eva Says:

    ban unas a un concurso de ruvias y le dice a una cuantas son 2+2, y contesta 2+2 son 6 y se ponen las otras otra oportunidad , otra oportunidad bale cuantas son 2+2 y contesta son 5 y se ponen las otras otra oportunidad, otra benga tu ultima oportunidad cuantas son 2+2 y contesta son 4 se ponen las otras otra oportunidad, otra oportunidad

  221. tania Says:

    va una niña y le dice a su madre:
    -mama,mama, en el colegio me dicen q me suba a un arbol.
    -eso es por q t quieren ver las bragas-responde la madre.
    -ya pero como yo soi lista me las quito

  222. tania Says:

    va un jorobado por la calle y se encuentra a un calvo y le dice el calvo al jorobado:
    -q llevas en la mochila?
    y le responde el jorobado:
    -tu peine imbecil

  223. tania e irene Says:

    va un niño y le dice a su padre:
    -papa papa en el colegio me llaman cuerda y tu sabes q no me gusta.
    -pues hijo diles tu: hijos de puta.
    al dia siguiente va al colegio y le dice un niño:
    -¡cuerda! ven ¡cuerda!
    y cuerda le dice
    -hijo de puta.
    -me voi a chibar a la profe (llorando).
    -cuerda q as hecho hoy?
    -hija de puta.
    -a la cocinera.
    -cuerda q as echo esta vez siempre estas aqui?
    -hija de puta.
    -al director!
    -cuerda q a pasado?
    -hijo de puta!
    -a la policia!
    -cuerda!!! q as echo esta vez!!!
    -hijo de puta.
    al juez!
    -ejem ejem ¿cuerda q as echo esta vez?
    -hijo de puta!
    -directo a la carcel.
    a cuerda le meten en la carcel junto a un señor q toca la guitarra y de repente se le rompe una cuerda:
    -puta cuerda!
    -HIJO DE PUTA!

  224. tania e irene Says:

    alfonso es un niño q vive con sus abuelos pero resulta q sus abuelos no hablan bn y le dice el abuelo:
    -alfondo ve a compar 2 tozos de cane fesca
    -vale.
    alfonso se va y de repnete se encuentra una puta y le dice la puta a alfonso:
    si me das esos 10 euros te dejo q me beses.
    alfonso se los da y se inventa una excusa:
    -abuelo q los 10 euros me los han robao.
    entonces el abuelo le da 20 y pasa lo mismo le da 30 y vuelve a pasar pero luego le da 50 y se va a comprar, cuando va por la calle se la vuelve a encontrar y le dice la puta al niño
    -si me das esos 50 euros te dejo q me folles.
    el niño se los da y se la lleva a su habitacion el abuelo le castiga en su cuarto pero el se va sin q el abuelo aun le aya dixo algo entonces grita el abuelo
    - ¡al-fondooo!
    y le dice el niño:
    -eso intento abuelo eso intento.

  225. tania e irene Says:

    si os han gustado los chistes de tania, irene, y tania e irene por favor decirnoslo!!

  226. tania e irene Says:

    q buenos micaela escribe mas

  227. tania e irene Says:

    escriban mas plis

  228. bryan 2 Says:

    COMO SE DICE EN CHINO EL HOMBRE MAS RAPIDO
    -CHIIUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN…

  229. Anonymous Says:

    que chiste tan maas!”·$%&&jajjaja no es sierto yo les cuento una mira

    como e le dise doctor hause
    en chino

    ta cojito jajajajaja

  230. Anonymous Says:

    das pena dices unos chistes super cutres

  231. laura Says:

    este e jaimito k va acer la cuminion .i le dice el dela catekesis -tienes k pensarte frases para decirlas en la isglesia .jaimito se lo dice a su padre i luego a su madre llega a su abuelo i este le contesta-coje un lapi i papel i apunta lo k diga el cabrero(el de las cabras).se pone a llover i dice-me cago en dios k esta lloviendo .jaimto lo apunta.se sienta su perro i dice el cabrero_dale una patda en los huevos lla veras como se levanta.lo apunta i se le escapan las cabras i dice-a por esas putas k no se escapen lo apunta.llega el dia de la comunion i le dice el cura-di tus frases.jaimito dice-me cago en dios k esta lloviendo.el cura se desmalla.dice jimito.darle una pata en los huevos lla verta como se le vanta.las monjas se van i jaimiti dicr-a por esas putas k no se escapen.

    jejejejeje xdxdxdxdxd A K ES GRACIIOSO?

  232. laura Says:

    ROBERT X PAU
    LA MILLORE PARELLA DEL MON

  233. lorena Says:

    ¿q le dice un cuchillo a una gelatina? NO TIEMBLES COBARDE jajajajajaja

  234. alan medinaaa Says:

    cual es el colmo de un enano? – que un policia le digo alto!

  235. alan medinaaa Says:

    En ke se parace un looco a un chicle .ke el loco es de mente y el chicle de menta

  236. alan medinaaa Says:

    si quieren mas chisten diganme y lo hagooo!!! esperooo que les haya gustadoo

  237. alan medinaaa Says:

    ¿Qué se pone Superman cuando sale de la ducha?… super-fume.

  238. alan medinaaa Says:

    ¿Qué quiere ser la servilleta cuando sea grande?… quiere ser
    billete.

  239. alan medinaaa Says:

    si quierenmas me avisan. espero que les haya gustado

  240. laura Says:

    jeje muy malos si kieren oir uno bueno escuchen un hombre pierde sus calzoncillos y le pregunta a su mujer donde esta y le dice pues buscalo en google k dicen k hai todo se encuentra jajajajajaja!!!!!!

  241. laura Says:

    le gusto no??weno pues ahi va otro habia una mujer tan gorda tan gordo que se puso un vestido de flores y sse accabo la primaveraaa jaja!wenisimo

  242. pablo Says:

    entra un hombre con dos mujeres y le dice al encargado deme 3 pizzas Familiares? -No son dos putas com muchas hambre.
    jeje esta wnismo

  243. ivan Says:

    no me gustan esos de tania y el otro o otra

  244. Anonymous Says:

    si no fuera por los gallegos serias un puto muerto de hambre,,,o aun eres???hijo puta.fdo un madrileño.

  245. iujhjjjj Says:

    que le dice un pollo policia a otro pollo policia ay que pedir apollo…..jajajajaj
    … una tipa le dice al doctor…doctor doctor .. tengo paperas (el dr le da una moneda) y le dice : ahi tienes paplatano..jajajajajajajaja
    que mate de risaaaa …

  246. mayela Says:

    no me guztaron loz chiztes para nada!!!!

  247. mari Says:

    hay algunos muy mensos pero otros estan chidos jajaja bueno hay les va uno

    Ivan un pato y un tigre y el tigre le pregunt al pato ¿como t dicen de kariño? =patito y a ti tigrito y el patito dice no me gritis no m gritis jaja espero y les guste

  248. myriam Says:

    aaaaashh no puedes poner otro mas estupido ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

  249. el fantasma Says:

    no me gustan niguno k kieres k os diga

  250. myriam Says:

    BUENO AKI LES VA UNO … OJALA LES GUSTES …. ESTABA UN HOMBRE HACIENDO EL AMOR BUENO ESTABAN TENIENDO SEXO ENTONCES AL SEÑOR SE LE ROMPIO EL CONDON ADENTRO EN LA VAGINA DE LA MUJER … LA MUJER DIJO – COÑOS !!!! NO MAMMES GUEIII DUELE BIEN FEO …. PERO BUENO… Y ME EMPEZO A MAMARSELA AL SEÑOR PERO LA SEÑORA SE ARTO Y KISO MEJOR QUE SE LA METIERA Y ESTABA GRITANDO AAAAAAII AIII SI MAS MAS MAS MAS NO PARES , !!! NO PARES !! YO YA EH TENIDO SEXO SE SIENTE BIEN CHIDO AII JEJE BUENO OJALA SE AYAN EXITADO OK BIIE

  251. danna paola Says:

    hola como estan todos soy danna paola pz aqki visitando este sitio en mis tiempos libres muy buenos los chistes porsupuesto estan de uno todos bueno menoos uno que esta muy grocero el de que estaban teniendo sexo y se le rompe el condon que onda con el (a) que lo escribio bueno adios a todos no me citen creo que si me conocen bueno no en persona en la television porsupuesto y en los demas cosas soy danna paola besos para todos !!!

  252. che...... Says:

    ¿En qué se parece Supermán a un argentino humilde?
    En que ninguno de los dos existe.

  253. pepe Says:

    Sudacas asquerosos, no tenéis ni cultura, ni sabéis hablar ni escribir.

  254. alex Says:

    pues si vosotros los gallegos, sois unos empanaos…. no me extraña como comeis tanta empanada…. como tu, ¿no, ciclope? anda y si encima respeto para los galleguiños… niña de 13 años, ¿a que tengo razon?

  255. Anonymous Says:

    tu bjajas

  256. Anonymous Says:

    r3io tu aq lq tu va hev re ty

  257. Anonymous Says:

    FEO TU EWS LOCO

  258. Anonymous Says:

    JAJA TU ESTAS LOCO M PARTO CONTIGO TIO QE ES UNA LOCURA ESTAS TOTAL MENTEV LOC0O NO ANDA QE

  259. Anonymous Says:

    PUES VAYA CHISTE

  260. Anonymous Says:

    QE LE DICE UN TOMATE A OTRO PUES VAYA TONTO JAJAJAJAJAJAJA..
    ¡ NU
    +N+
    +ÇBU6
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    Ç-

  261. paupica Says:

    cual es el americano mas wuaro de tos?
    jhony me lavo

  262. adrian veron Says:

    un empresario con 2 penes busca secretaria bilingue!!!!!!

  263. nyv Says:

    ayer pase por tu casa me tiraste con un lapiz mañana paso y me tiras la goma jaja XD

  264. Angi Says:

    este era tonto ninguno y nadie
    nadie se cayo por el barranco ninguno fue a ayudarle
    policia,policia¡
    q?
    nadie se cayo al barranco,ninguno fue a ayudarle¡venga rapido¡
    usted es tonto
    si¡ encantado,y vd?

  265. Anonymous Says:

    es ta todo muy bien me requete en cantaron
    oye bryan quiero conoserte amor

  266. Yalitza Says:

    llega pepito al cielo y le dice a dios.

    jajaja

  267. Yalitza Says:

    llega pepito al cielo y le dice adios y se fue

  268. adria Says:

    todos los chistes son de mierda

  269. geronimo Says:

    primer acto
    una chica esta atada en un auto segundo acto
    una chica esta atada en un auto
    terce acto
    una chica esta atada en un auto pero choco
    como se yama la obra

  270. marco Says:

    valen verga todos los chistes no sirven vale verga

  271. marco Says:

    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  273. vajajajaja Says:

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  274. jesssica Says:

    soy devora soy una lesbiana desesperada por buscar a unan lesbi como tu. desde los 16 años soy lesbiana. a los 20 ya me liaba con la que pasaba. pero no soy prostituta, claro que, no. me da igualsi eres fea, gorda, de una edad mas maryor….. solo quiero pasar una noche de placer, cariño. y ya veras, se chupar la almeja mejor que nadie. contestame, ysi quieres un trio mejor…. contestamme con un mensajito guarro, tengo26 años muak………

  275. kkj Says:

    siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssii, dios ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡quiero que me la chupes

  276. Gabriel Says:

    que chistes tan malos hijos de putas esos chistes tan malos):(

  277. Gabriel Says:

    chistes tan mierdas porquerias ):()

  278. Gabriel Says:

    chistes valen un coño

  279. Gabriel Says:

    no saben ni escribir son retrasados mentales? esos chistes tan estupidos les afecto el cerebro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  280. Gabriel Says:

    esos chistes son una verga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  281. Gabriel Says:

    Si quieren leer un chiste bueno aqui va:
    Jaimito le dice a su mama:
    Mama mama en la escuela me dicen hijo de puta.
    y la mama dice
    mierda!!! me descubrieron.

  282. Gabriel Says:

    chistes que pero que chistes tan malos ¿no se cansan?

  283. Gabriel Says:

    el segundo chiste si esta bueno jajajajajajajaja pero a los perdedores XD

  284. Gabriel Says:

    con razon se llama risatonta.com ñaaaaaa por que todos los chistes de esta pagina son estupidos, malos, son una mierda

  285. Gabriel Says:

    si queren un chiste de verdad aqui va:
    sube el telon aparece una gorda y una flaca…
    baja el telon y sube el telon aparece un ventarron…
    baja el telon y sube el telon aparece la gorda…
    ¿como se llama la obra?

    lo que el viento se llevo y lo que no se pudo llevar

  286. elantiespaña Says:

    jajajajajajjajajajajajajjajaja lo estupido nadie se los quita,españoles engreidos,rasistas y sobre todo pendejooooooooooooooooooosssssssssssssssssssss jajajajajajjaj

  287. elantiespaña Says:

    y esa mierda que fue???lo que el viento se llevo y lo q no se pudo llevar????? estupides mas grande mejor chupamela…..Llega una española a Guatemala y se sube a un autobus que va a Ipala y le dice un indito:Seño que rico huele,y dice la española:perfume frances Q.500 el frasco,despues de un rato el indito se tira un pedo y dice la española ¡¡UFF como llede¡¡¡¡ y dice el indito:frijol Ipalence Q.5.00 la libra.jajajaja aprende maricon

  288. elantiespaña Says:

    ESE NO FUE JAIMITO FUISTE VOZ PENDEJO JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

  289. amerca2010 Says:

    @ ciclope:pues dejame decirte que con taparabos pero con mucha sabiduria y lo unico que trajieron a america fue sus mugrosas enfermedades y vivieron a robar si son lo que son ahora es por nosotros bola de rateros y si no pues informate ya que el mugroso de colon tuvo que pedir prestado para financiar el viaje

  290. Murinicia!! Says:

    Muy buenos los chisstes q le dice una vereda ala otra?
    Una calle nos separa!! jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajja mmuii bueno bechotes!!!!!!!!

  291. traviskol Says:

    porque el libro de matematica se suicido?
    pork tenia muchos problemas jajaja.

    las amo nenas

  292. Guadi Says:

    primer acto: la familia Diaz toma un avion desde Buenos Aires a Brasil.
    segundo acto: la familia Diaz toma un avion desde Brasil a Estados Unidos.
    tercer acto: la familia Diaz toma un avion desde Estados Unidos a Buenos Aires.

    ¿como se llama la obra?

    Los dias pasan volando

  293. Guadi Says:

    primer acto: cae una bomba en el Vaticano.
    segundo acto: cae una bomba en el Vaticano.
    tercer acto: cae una bomba en el Vaticano.

    ¿como se llama la obra?

    Pure de Papa!!

  294. Guadi Says:

    Juan prefiere la paz, Maximiliano Guerra!

  295. Guadi Says:

    Jose, me da vergüenza que yo mire la tele y vos hagas la tarea. Por favor, ¿podías cerrar la puerta?

  296. Guadi Says:

    Primer acto: Yo
    Segundo acto: Yo
    Tercer acto: Yo
    Cuarto acto: Yo
    Quinto acto: Yo
    Sexto acto: Yo
    Séptimo acto: Yo

    ¿como se llama la obra?

    LAS SIETE MARAVILLAS DEL MUNDO!!!!!!
    jajaa! esta mortal!

  297. Guadi Says:

    GABRIEL SOS UN PUTO!!!!!!!!!!!

  298. the pepe Says:

    habia un mono y un burro i ivan suviendo a un cerro i a la mita del cerro al mono le dieron ganas de aser el amor y le dijo al !burro ponte po¡
    i paso todo
    a la mita de la vaja del cerroloiso el burro
    en el acto el mono se desmayoy murio al llegar a la ciudad la mona dijo
    !era tan bueno en su via¡
    i el burro dijo
    !y en baja tambien¡

    jkajkajkajjkajakjkajakakajakjakjkakkjkjkj

  299. tania Says:

    oye ivan si no te gustan escribe tu algunos a ver si son mejores no te jode (aunq seguro qno por q los q dicen eso son los que tienen envidia)

  300. tania Says:

    estan 2 serpientes y le dice una a la otra:
    -oye tu sabes si somos venenosas?
    -no no lo se x?
    -no nah esq me e mordido la lengua

  301. tania Says:

    esta jaimito en la clase y le pregunta la proge:
    -a ver jaimito q es 4×4?
    -un coche.
    -muy gracioso jaimito, y 3×2?
    -una oferta profe

  302. anonimo Says:

    como entretener a tu hermana mientras q estas haciendo algo:
    ()en una cara del oapel pones esto):
    -dale la vuelta.
    (y en la otra cara del papel pones esto):
    -dale la vuelta.

    oooo:

    en una hoja pones:

    lee abajo:

    lee arriba.

  303. anonimo Says:

    a la tu como molan los de tania escribe mas.

  304. nonono Says:

    gracias anonimo.

    estan 2 señores e la selva y uno le dice al otro:
    -me voy a mear. a los 5segundos dice el que se habia ido a mear:
    -aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    -q te pasa tio?
    -me ha mordido una serpiente muyyyyyy venenosa ve al pueblo a ver si ai cura.
    llega al pueblo y le dice al medico:
    -doctor doctor a mi amigo le ha mordido una serpiente muy venenosa hay cura le pudo traer?
    -no le puedes traer hai mucha gente ademas no habria tiempo ve a dnd el y chupale dnd le haya mordido la serpiente.
    -vale.
    al que no le habia picado la serpiente vuelve alli sabiendo que la serpiente le habia picado en la polla y le dice:
    -tio q no hay cura q te mueres

  305. jmmm Says:

    hay chicas guarrilas por aqui ¡chochos pa mi! la tengo grande eee quiero follar follar

  306. Arancha Says:

    eres un giliplollas

  307. laly...!!! Says:

    algunos me re coparon…!!!

  308. mimi Says:

    si le tienes miedo a un espejo mejor alejate q puede ser peor…!!!!XDDDD

  309. carbajal Says:

    esta una pareja viendo una pelicula y dice el marido:

    -¿quieres que esta noche probemos una postura nueva?
    Yla mujer dice:
    - Vale tu te tiras 2 horas planchando y yo 2 horas en el sofa.

  310. elion Says:

    que le dice una tortilla a un tenedor? no me pinches que tengo mas webos que tu

  311. elion Says:

    que le dice una bandeja de camarero a una cerveza? rubia que culo mas fresquito tienes

  312. elion Says:

    que le dice un semaforo a otro? no me mires que me estoi cambiando

  313. elion Says:

    que le dice un peo a otro? ponte el casco que salimos volando

  314. diana Says:

    una cereza se mira en el es pejo y dice cere za yo? jajaja

  315. diana Says:

    va una señor con un cirujano plastico y le dice:
    - doctor quiero que me haga una cirujia plastica en la vagina por que ya no quiero salir embarazada,,, y dice el doctor
    -claro que si la mas cara le cuesta 5 millones de pesos y dice la señora
    -hay no esta muy cara,,
    sra-y la mas barata cuanto cuesta?
    dr-100 pesos..
    sra- ah ps mejor hagame esa..
    la señora se acuesta en la camilla y el doctor no le pone anestecia ni nada y la señora grita aaaaaayyyyy ayyyyyyyy ayyyyyy,, despues de un rato termina el doctor y dice la señora hay doctor ps q me hizo? y dice el doctor ps amarrarle los pelos o que esperaba que le hiciera por 100 pesos..jajajajajajajaja
    aaaaaaaa

  316. diana Says:

    iban dos gallegos en un helicoptero y uno se iba a lanzar en paracaidas y el otro le dica mira –le vas a apretar a este boton y se abre el paracaidas abajo te va estar esperando una moto que te va a llevar al pueblo,,
    se lanza y no se abria y no se abria,, jaja y dice el gallego,, nomas falta que llegue abajo y no este la moto y me tenga que ir caminando,,jaja

  317. diana Says:

    sabian que el viagra causa ira..por que nomas te tragas la pastilla y empiezas ira ira ira,,jajaja

  318. diana Says:

    le dice la patrona a la muchacha maria recojeme mi cuarto,, y ya va y se oye un gritote aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    sube la señora y le dice que te paso,, y dice maria es que mire lo que hay en la cama (un condon) y dice la señora que en tu pueblo no hacen el amor y dice maria pues si pero no hasta despeyejarnos..jajaja

  319. diana Says:

    va pepito a argentina por primera vez y le dice un niño argentino como te llamas,, y contesta me llamo pepito y el argentino empieza jajajajajajajajajajajajaajaja te llamas pepito,, y dice pepito xq te da tanta risa,, dice el otro es que le quitas una letra y dice peputo ya ves que son sencillitos y carismaticos y dice pepito y tu como te llamas y dice me llamo dieguito y tambien se rie pepito y dice el argentino de que te ries y dice pepito es que a dieguito le quitas todas las letras y dice VAS Y CHINGAS A TU MADRE,,

  320. MARY Says:

    QUE CHISTE TAN ESTUPIDO

  321. MARY Says:

    Angel Escribir:

    COMO DISTRAES A UN GALLEGO?
    LE DICE Q ORGANICE LOS M&M POR ORDEN ALFABETICO

    QUE CHISTE ESTUPIDO

  322. MARY Says:

    @ MARY:
    @ Arancha:
    ESTOY DE ACUERDO

  323. MARY Says:

    @ Angel:
    ANGEL, ERES UN ANORMAL TIENES MUCHO QUE APRENDER DE LOS GALLEGOS .EMPAPATE DE EDUCACION Y DEJA DE METERTE CON ELLOS .SON MUCHO MAS INTELIGENTES QUE TU.

  324. edith flores Says:

    @ bryan: que buen chiste jajajajaj

  325. sara Says:

    esta guayyyyyyyyy tio

  326. sara Says:

    bryan quieres salir con migo

  327. EL + BUENO Says:

    UN SEÑOR SE SIENTA ENCIMA DE UN HACHA?TE A EXO GRACIA ,PUES EL SE PARTIO EL CULO

  328. EL + BUENO Says:

    CUAL ES EL PEZ + RAPIDO DEL MUNDO?EL PEZON XK VA EXANDO LECHES

  329. fjfjfek Says:

    ¿quien quiere chingar con un alesbi?

  330. Anonymous Says:

    por pendejaaaaaaaaaa

  331. JUAN PABLO Says:

    lean esta:
    en un baño, el cepillo de dientes habla para si diciendo: “creo que tengo el pero trabajo del mundo”. a lo que el papel higienico dice:
    “si como no….” jajajajaja
    interactivo_85@yahoo.es

  332. JUAN PABLO Says:

    lean esta:
    en un baño, el cepillo de dientes habla para si diciendo: “creo que tengo el peor trabajo del mundo”. a lo que el papel higienico dice:
    “si como no….” jajajajaja

  333. enzo aguante argentinaa Says:

    sos un master aguantes los chistes americanoss

  334. irene Says:

    tu eres gilipollas@ jmmm:

  335. jhonatan Says:

    ERAN DOS GALLEGOS Y LE DICE UNO AL OTRO; OYE MANOLO YE INVITO A UNA FIESTA DE 15 AÑOS Y LE CONTESTA EL OTRO SI PERO SOLO VOY 6 MESES: JAJAJAJAJA

  336. zarith Says:

    que le dijo una crispeta a la otra crispeta
    salta marica que nos quemamos el culo

  337. ANONIMA Says:

    A MI NO MEGUSTAN TUS CHISTES X K SON MALISIMOS
    @ Juana:
    @ Juana:

  338. GUchi Says:

    Jaimito dime dos pronombres
    -¿quien,yo?
    -muy bien

  339. joel Says:

    que le dice un pollo policia a otro pollo plolicia nesecitamos a pollo jajajajajaja

  340. lady Says:

    estava urive,chaves y ovama en un elicoptero y el conductor del elicoptero les dijo hay sobre peso entonses ovama se boto entonses quedava urive y chaves y el conductor dijo denuevo hay sovre peso y urive boto a chaves y dijo por mi pais ja,ja,ja,ja,ja,ja,ja,jas

  341. dorians Says:

    un mexicano le dice aun chino hola y el chino le contesta 9:30 jajajajajajaja

    otro

    habia una vez un pollito q respiraba por el culo una vez se sento y se murio ahogado

  342. anonima Says:

    Va un caracol y derrapa.

  343. anonimo Says:

    no insulteis,mal hablados

  344. sarah Says:

    que bueno bryan

  345. hispano Says:

    viva españa putos guachupinos

  346. ariel Says:

    mira este chiste
    cual es el colmo de un hombre inbisibre:
    que toque el timbre de una casa y se balla corriendo otro

    que ase superman despues de bañarse……. se pone superfume

    ombre inbisible busca chica transparente para aser cosas nunca antes bistas
    1_acto chaicha no quiere salir de su cucha
    2_acto chicha no quiere salir de su cucha
    3_acto chaicha no quiere salir de su chucha
    como se llama la obre :
    sal-chicha

  347. Priscila Says:

    ¿porque los gallegos ponen azucar avajo de la almuada?
    para tener dulces sueños
    _______________________________
    putossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss de mierdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa chupenlaaaaaaaaaa

  348. Para esparteroo Says:

    Le dice espartero a un amigo:

    Oye, cual es la mujer que es dos veces animal?

    Y le responde el otro:
    pues tu madre que es puta y ademas cobra!!!

  349. rafa Says:

    @ joel:
    que vueno

  350. rafa Says:

    si,si,si…

  351. kimberly Says:

    que le dice un corazon a un papel higienico.
    y el corazon dice : yo palpito
    y tu palpoto

  352. jaziira Says:

    @ Guadi:
    a mira q te aves equibocado pues la octaba marabilla os esta escribiendo

  353. jaziira Says:

    a ok

  354. jaziira Says:

    Guadi Escribir:

    Primer acto: Yo
    Segundo acto: Yo
    Tercer acto: Yo
    Cuarto acto: Yo
    Quinto acto: Yo
    Sexto acto: Yo
    Séptimo acto: Yo
    ¿como se llama la obra?
    LAS SIETE MARAVILLAS DEL MUNDO!!!!!!
    jajaa! esta mortal!

    te as equibocado soy yo

  355. Anonymous Says:

    voy a contar un chiste jaimito mira su profe en el vestuario de las mujeres se quita la camiseta dice a se quita la falda dice e se quita el sujetador y dice i se quita las bragas y dice o se quita los zapatos y dice u la profe lo ve y le dice muy bien jaimito ya te sabes las vocales.

  356. sandra Says:

    Esto es un español un francés y un ingles el frances dice que esta piscina se convierta en frambuesa y se convierte en frambuesa y el ingles dice que esta piscina se convierta en melocoton se convierte en melocoton y como a los españoles les gusta el melocoton va el español a comerse el melocoton se choca contra un palo y dice mierda y toda la piscina se con vierte en mierda.

  357. sandra Says:

    es un tio que dispara al otro y pasa otro y dice porque le has disparado y dice porque decia viva mexico y es viva mejico y dice ah coxones le dispara y dice eso por decir coones que es cojones.

  358. sandra Says:

    Esto es un loro que ve un anuncio que dice:en un pais multicolor primero tu y luego yo.
    va un pirata y le dice:donde esta el tesoro y dice:en un pais multicolor y le dice:dimelo o te tiro por la borda y dice:primero tu y luego yo.

  359. sandra Says:

    tu chiste ha estado bueno

  360. sandra Says:

    le dice su madre jaimito ves a comprar 1 kilo de cerdo llega a la carniceria se quita un moco y le dice el carnicero cerdo responde 1 kilo.

  361. la enana Says:

    a que no sabeis que le dice un chupachups a una piruleta:
    pero que te ha pasaoooooooo0o0o0

  362. la enana Says:

    alto wapo y moreno;
    tres requisitos para estar bueno jjjjjjjjj

  363. la enana Says:

    cual es el colmo de un oso panda¿?¿¿?¿?¿?¿?¿
    que le hagan una foto y salga en blanco y negro jejejej XD
    :)

  364. la enana Says:

    a que no sabeis como le dice un mexicano a su hijo para que lea??¿¿
    anda lee

  365. bebe Says:

    esk hay 2 niños en un parke y uno le dise a otro yo bsepo enroyer el trompo ,el otro niño le dise no se dise no sepo se dise no sabo y viene una señora y les dise no se dise no sabo y no sepo entonses como se dise preguntan los niños le con testa la señora pues nose en tonses pARA K SE METE VIEJA METICHE

  366. mario Says:

    los chistes estan super geniles..
    bueno algunoos sigan escribienndo mas

  367. YO Says:

    SON MU WENOS HAY OS DEJO UNO:
    UNO MATRIMONIO LLEGA AL MEDICO Y LE DICE LA MUJER AL MEDICO
    -MIRE MI MARIDO Y YO NO FUNCIONAMOS EN LA CAMA. Y DICE EL MEDICO
    -TIENES ORGAMOS. Y DICE LA MUJER
    -PEPE NOSOTROS SOMOS DE ORGAMOS O DE SANITAS XDXDXD

  368. lulu Says:

    feo no chistosos aburido y espantoso

  369. NICOL Says:

    un chiste que le dise una rana a otro? sovos y gualitas jejejejeje

  370. culo gordo Says:

    kpxn bsnd dsdmj,

  371. el español tonto Says:

    Alex…ese de seguro que era un gallego…que despues de tres diaz la entiende jajaja…es@ :
    @ alex:

  372. ruth Says:

    ¿que es un lodo ?es un pajado vede

  373. bren Says:

    como se dise calzon en portuges

    aprieto tu nalgeiro

  374. Anonymous Says:

    ke no es asi:
    estaban hablando 2 amigos y uno le dice al otro
    -cula es el animal ke es 2 veces animal?-
    -cual?- responde el otro
    -el gato por ke es gato y araña-
    -aah como tu hermena, por ke es zorra y cobra.

  375. Leiia Says:

    Habia una vez un señor qe le dice a su esposa: ten 2 noticias. Y la esposa le dice : dime la primera y el marido le dice :eh dejado las drogas . Y la esposa le dice :Qe bien !! dime la otra.Y el marido dice :no se donde jajajaja xDee!

  376. JOSE Says:

    SUPERVUNOS

  377. JOSE Says:

    UN DIA UN NIÑO QUESE LLAMABA JESUS LO MANDARON A COMPRAR UNA LIBRA DE FRIJOLES CUANDO IBA PASO POR UNA IGLESIA Y EL PADRE DIJO AQUE VINO JESUS AL MUNDO Y EL NIÑO RESPONDIO A COMPRAR UNA LIBRA DE FRIJOLES

  378. !"#$%&&%$#"!° Says:

    Q CHIDOS CHISTES
    JEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJE

  379. yalimar torres Says:

    que exelentes esos chistes jejeje =)

  380. esmeralda Says:

    ustedes saben por que los negros tienen las orejas grandes?
    R= Un dia dios estaba cargando a los bebes …. oh un blanco ke lindo.. otro blanco ke lindo… ay¡ un pinche negro.. (lo agarra de las orejas)

    jaja este chiste debe ser actuado

  381. tania Says:

    grosero

  382. gonzalo Says:

    ¿en que se parece un armario de cocina al mar?
    en que el armario de cocina tiene cacer-olas y el mar ya las tiene hechas

    muy buenos

  383. candelaria Says:

    que le dijo un pelo al otro pelo?
    corramos porque biene la cana

  384. andre Says:

    -k le dice el pedo a la nalga
    -kkkk
    -permiso cacheton k quiero salir
    -hah

  385. LUIS HUMBERTO Says:

    QUE PENDEJO ESTA TU CHISTE BABOSO ATTE LHEN Y SU DESCARGA

  386. vanexxxa Says:

    por que los pedos a demas de ruido tiene olor…….?
    para que los sordos tambien puedan disfrutarlos jjaaaa

  387. vanexxxa Says:

    buenas señor.. me regala una cerveza, es que quiero besarle el pico al aguila….
    perdone señor va tocar que le mame el bolo al burro por que solo hay pony malta….jjajaja

  388. vanexxxa Says:

    esta el tio diego esta de visita en la casa de juanito,,en la mañana sale del baño y de repente frente a juanito zas¡¡¡ se le cae la toalla.
    -juanito: ¿tio que tienes hay?
    -una palomita,juanito,una palomita.
    -juanito:¿¡¡y te la estas culeando oque?

    jajajaj

  389. el waperas Says:

    va su marido a su mujer i le dise:amor mio komeme la polla i la me le ise ..soi vegetariana i no komo karne pos emtomse komeme el pepino… jjajajaja xd

  390. EL VILLE Says:

    Q BIEN

  391. CRISTIAN Says:

    Q LE DIGO UN GEMELO A OTRO GEMELO soy igual q tu

  392. antonio Says:

    capelucita dice al lobo:
    ?porque tienes la frente sudada, los ojos salidos i los dientes tan apretados?

    -Coño capelucita,
    DEJAME CAGAR !!!!

  393. antonio Says:

    ¿Que le dice un arbol a otro arbol?
    -¿Que pasa tronco?

  394. Anonymous Says:

    jajaja

  395. Anonymous Says:

    jajaja mui gracioso el chiste ajajajajajajaj es buenísimo un 100% alto

  396. Tamara Says:

    Papá, papá, ¿es verdad que los papás, saben más que los niños?
    Claro Pepito, es verdad.
    Ahh, óyeme papá, ¿quién fue el inventor de la imprenta?
    El inventor de la imprenta fue Gutemberg.
    Y entonces por qué no la inventó el papá de Gutemberg.

  397. Tamara Says:

    mui bueno

  398. jesus Says:

    estoy probando

  399. anari crisela julieta Says:

    ami no me dieron gracia los chistes para mi estabnbien aburridos es lo peor q leido en mi vida bu bu bu bu bu abajo risa tonta risa tonta es la peor pagina de del mundo no tiene nd de risa no no se como ustedes le encuentrn risa

  400. anari crisela julieta Says:

    lo siento risa tonta se q me e quibo q al desir q era la pero del mundo pero como no le i todos los chistes en encontrado chistes q si dan gracia risa tonta es la megor de mun ti s riba risa tonta hurra ruisa tonta es la megorrrr

  401. Anonymous Says:

    habia un lorito q adivinaba los colores d las bombachas..psan 3 monjas y el loro dic:amarillo,azul,rojo..al otro dia pasan las monjas d nuevo y el loro dic:azul,azul,azul..entonces las monjas indignadas pasan al otro dia sin nada.y el loro dice.ondulado,lacio pelado!jajajaja

  402. SEBASTIAN Says:

    cual es el pais que esplota y rie primero Ja-Pon

  403. SEBASTIAN Says:

    que le dice el policia a un enano?
    ALTO

  404. gaby Says:

    son unos hijos de puta

  405. miguelito Says:

    que hps chistes tan malos aprendan a contar chistes….

  406. miguelito Says:

    habia una flaca tan flaca pero tan flaca que sacaba la lengua y se iva de trompas

  407. jose manuel barreiro Says:

    esta un hombre con un gitano al ajedrez y dice el hombre:jake mate y dice el gitano:jake mate tu con la bicicleta

  408. Katy Says:

    1º Acto se abre el telon,
    2º Acto se ve a un mujer muy gorda con muchas armas encima,

    ¿Como se llama la obra?
    Se armo la gorda.

  409. Katy Says:

    Primer acto:
    Una mona en el escenario
    Segundo acto:
    Aparece una aplanadora.
    Tercer acto:
    La mona esta aplanada en el escenario
    ¿Cómo se llama la obra?

    La mona lisa

  410. La Lokaa Says:

    La maestra le pregunta a Jaimito:
    -Si yo digo fui rica, es tiempo pasado, pero si digo soy hermosa, ¿qué es?
    -Exceso de imaginación.

    Jaimito le dice a su padre:
    ¡Papá, papá, tengo una noticia buena y otra mala!
    ¿Cuál es la buena Jaimito?
    ¡Que he aprobado todas!
    ¿Y la mala?
    ¡Que es mentira!

    Un viejito le pregunta a Jaimito:
    Oye niño, ¿cuántos años crees que tengo?
    Discúlpeme señor, pero yo sólo sé contar hasta cien.

  411. Anonymous Says:

    doctor ,doctor sabe que desde ase mucho tiempo vivo pensando en el futuro,,,y desde cuando te esta pasando esto ,,,,desde el jueves que viene

  412. ijo de puta Says:

    pork ban dan ya no navega ?
    pork yanklo :D

  413. Maty Says:

    entra una señora ala zapateria y le dice a la encargada
    oiga tiene zapatos de cococdrilo?
    ella le contesta si
    solo digame de k numero calza su cococodrilo
    jejejeje
    rianse
    jejejejeje

  414. camila nicolle ortiz Says:

    no es lo mismo decir RUINAS DE MACHU PICHU…. que el machu yte ponga el pichu y quedi en ruinas ajaj XD

  415. luchy Says:

    cua es el colmo de un carpintero? que sus amigos lo claven! jajajaja otra cual es el colmo de un sierre? estar acompañado de truenos y relampagos!jjaja otra como se llama el pez que huele mal? PEZTOZO!!AJAJAJA BN LES GUST?

  416. luchy Says:

    que hace un pinguino en medio del decierto?ESTA PERDIDO!jejeje otro que le dice un pato a otro?ESTAMOS EMPATADOS!! JAJAJA otro que le dice un jardinero a otro?HABLEMOS MIENTRAS PODamos JAAJAJ otro que le
    dice un niño a otro?? QUIERES SER MI AMIGO? Y LE RESPONDE NO QUIERO SER TU ENEMIGO!!! AJAJAJ

  417. carlos Says:

    que hace un haitiano cagando en medio de la calle,presumiendo que ya comio.

  418. ale Says:

    osea solo no tienen humor por eso jajjajaajjaajajajajajajajaj@ Juna

  419. ale Says:

    nada k ver con tus chistes son peores osea uvicate loser@ miguelito:

  420. facundo Says:

    ERA TAN PERO TAN GORDA Q PARA DARLE EL ABRAZO DE NAVIDAD TENES Q EMPEZAR DESDE SEPTIEMBRE

  421. jasdh Says:

    son todos unos hijos de mil putas sus chistes me los paso por las bolas putas de mierda

  422. Naty343 Says:

    un español estan en un barco con un ingles un dia el ingles se cae y dise help help! y el español dise no tengo Gel tengo Shapoo :P

  423. jddj Says:

    algunos chistes son unas putas como todos os que envian chistes

  424. Adel Says:

    mi vecino tenia un gato que tenia 16 vidas pero le choco una camioneta ¿y como si le iban a quedar 15 vidas? porque le choco una camioneta 4×4
    jajajajajajaja……….

  425. Anonymous Says:

    A MI TAN POCO

  426. :P Says:

    esto era un tio tan feo tan feo que te lloo ass creiiooooooo
    no voi a contar ningun xisteeeeeeeeeeee
    ami no me gustan

  427. :P Says:

    bueno mira esto si es un chiste pero yo no se si este lo han dicho ya..:

    esto son dos pajaros en una rama.
    y uno le dice al otro:
    -¿pio?
    -has lo que te de la gana.
    xD

  428. Yon Says:

    K chistes mas malos!!!!

  429. Anonymous Says:

    estos chistes no le gustaron anadie de mi familia son malicimos

  430. Nik Says:

    Una señora le dice a su hijo:
    Hijo te frío un huevo?
    Y el le responde:
    Mami te pincho una teta?

  431. SHP!! Says:

    komo se dice kuando un venado hembra no ve nada?? novenada!!! jajaja
    ********************
    komo se entretiene a un tonto??

    lee (abajo)
    lee (arriba)
    ********************
    kual es el animal q es animal y un mueble?? cama-leon!!!

  432. Kcarlo0sz Says:

    abia una ves un gato que respiraba por el culo se sento y se murio:P

  433. gonzaa Says:

    cuantas casas hay en sprignfild??
    “mil house”

  434. Marce Says:

    ¿que le dice un arbol a otro?
    nos dejaron plantados.

  435. Marce Says:

    entra roki balboa a la panaderia y le dice al panadero:
    dame 2 kilos de pan.
    Y el panadero dice:
    ¿para que?
    y roki dice:
    parapannnnnn parapannnnnnn

  436. Marce Says:

    ¿que le dice un piojo a otro?
    corramos que ai viene la cana

  437. Marce Says:

    Hay algunos que dicen:
    hay gato negro alguien va a morit 8 pasos para atras se mete a la villa lo choriaron boludo

  438. Martin Says:

    muy buenos tus chistes marce

  439. Burbuja Says:

    mama! mama! los fideos se pegan
    mama: bueno dejalos que se defiendan solor

  440. Burbuja Says:

    Mama Mama , En La Escuela Me Dicen Floricienta
    MAMA:Y POR QUE NO LE DECIS A LA MAESTRA!
    Hijo: Por Que Me Quedo Muda(8)….

  441. Marley Says:

    Primer Acto : Una Gorda Cn Una Pistola
    2do Acto:La Misma Gorda Cn Un Cuchillo
    3er Acto:La Misma Gorda Cn Una Escopeta
    Como Se LLama La Obra?

    Respuesta: Se Armo La Gorda

  442. Debora Meltroso Says:

    Mama Mama Mi Hermanito Se Iso Caquita ,
    mama: Bueno Cambiale Los Pañales
    Hijo: No Se Tiro Del 6to Piso

    Jajajaja xD

  443. Debora Meltroso Says:

    Papa , Cantame La Cancion Esa Que Dice , Cosas Sucias
    No Hijo ,
    Dale Pa
    No Hijo
    DALE PA!
    No , Aseme Un Pete

  444. said Says:

    estaba un lokitho en el manikomio con un papel y un lapiz escribiendo y en eso ke se da cuenta el guardia y x curiosidad se acerka y le pregunta:
    ke ase?? y le kontesta el lokito aa yo ago una carta si una carta
    y le dice el guardia aa ok y para kien es la karta?
    y le kontesta el lokitho aa la karta es para mi si la karta es para mi..
    y le kontesta el guardia y le pregunta y ke dice la karta??

    le kontesta el lokito mmm nose nose no me a llegado jajajajaja
    jaja
    jaja
    jaja

  445. andy Says:

    que le dice un pollo policia a otro pollo policia :
    “pidamos aPOLLO”

  446. brayan Says:

    estaban 2 señores drogandose y le pregunta un drogadicto al otro “traigo los ojos rojos”y le dise el otro drogadicto:ps trailos jaja

  447. nakase Says:

    habia una vez un ciempies que iba caminando, y se tropezo, y se tropezo, y se tropezo, y se tropezo…

    -porque los pinguinos no sangran?
    -porque tienen relleno cremosito

    -como se llama la niña que sale en monsters inc.?
    -Boo
    -AH!!!!

  448. GALLEGO Says:

    Esto es para CICLOPE, que además de uniocular debe de ser unineuronal también. Soy gallego, de Galicia, y tu eres un puto imbécil. No son más que chistes, subnormal. Nada más que humor. No digas barbaridades imperialistas sodomizantes gratuitas, me averguenzo de ti como español. Ni se creen más listos ni nos degradan, hay de todo en todos lados, igual que sin ir más lejos te puedes encontrar caraculos como tu en España. Es que el de Lepe ha de cortarte los huevos por contar un chiste? Crees que son retrasados los de Lepe, comemierda? Tu soberbia colonizadora es la que te hace sentirte mejor o superior? Eres un ignorante sin mundo encima. Tu intolerancia, tu prejuicio y tu xenofobia son un montón de mierda, el chiste es solo un chiste que se queda en ficción, pero tu eres tonto real. Hazle caso a Amenábar y abre los ojos. Solo tu ignorancia supera tu imbecilidad. Haz un favor al mundo y brilla por tu ausencia…Un fuerte abrazo a todos mis amigos latinos, enormes personas.
    @ ciclope:

  449. GALLEGO Says:

    PEPE, gilipollas, conoces a Vargas LLosa, Julio Cortázar, Les Luthiers, Rubém Dantas, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Fernando Botero, Ernesto Sábato, Frida Khalo, Jose Enrique Rodó, Rigoberta Menchu, Francisco Morazán? Te suenan de algo, si?Has trascendido tu en la historia, subnormal? Que cojones te da a ti autoridad para juzgar con ruín mezquindad los millones de pueblos, gentes y culturas infinitamente ricos que existen en latinoamérica? Eres un capullo. Sabrás escribir y leer, pero para qué te sirve si no sabes pensar? Lo pirmero, se es persona. Si sabes leer infórmate y conoce, porque no conoces una mierda, tu soberbia te da ceguera, y es que solo la modestia te hará crecer. La sencillez del humilde es lo que hace a uno grande. Esta claro que todo tiene su antagonía: para que exista el bien ha de existir el mal, y para que existan las buenas gentes ha de haber mamones retrasados como tu. Hay dias tontos, y tontos todos los dias. Sin duda eres la mejor prueba de que dios tiene sentido del humor. Te diferencias de los caballos en una neurona amigo, lo justo para no cagarte en los desfiles; será que te tendrán que dar dos medallas, una por corto y otra por si la pierdes. Enhorabuena fenómeno, dificil de superar. @ pepe:

  450. meesk Says:

    estoi kn tigo tio ;) i los payasos que insultan discriminan o azen kualkier kosa enkontra de los españoles,gallegos,o franceses rekordar que bosotros antes no erais mas que esclabos i en cierta forma seguis siendolo asi ke kallaros la puta boka payasos.

    PD: no soy racista ni nada raro simplemente me da rabia ke payasos komo esos digan kosas asi

  451. meesk Says:

    ehh i el gallego ke kiere ir tan de listo ke te kalles la boka ke eres un tonto de verda kres ke konseguiras algo ablando komo un puto subnormal? seguro fijo que eres el tipiko empollon de klase que no tiene amigos i que todos le azen buling enfin que te pegues un tiro

  452. nani Says:

    señor, señor ¿lo q´ lleva usted es peluca?
    -¿como se dio cuenta?
    -xq la lleva en el ombro

  453. nani Says:

    señor, señor ¿lo q´ lleva usted es peluca?
    -si…¿como se dio cuenta?
    -xq la lleva en el ombro

  454. nani Says:

    papa si me saco un 10 ¿me puedo bañar con vos? bueno hijo.
    fue al coole y se saco un 10, listo papa vamos a bañarnos.
    gaymito no mires para abajo!!
    ¿papa como se llama eso? tarsan
    mama si me saco un 10 ¿me puedo bañar con vos? bueno.
    fue gaymiito al coole y se saaco un 10, listo mama vamos a bañarnos gaymito no mires para abajo, ¿mama como se llama eso,eso,y eso?
    limones,tambores y selva
    entonces todos se fueron a dormir y gaymito no tenia sueño y vio a los padres asiendo el amor y empeso a cantar

    ¡¡¡tarzan entro a la selva chupando los limones tocando los tambores!!!

  455. nani Says:

    estuvo bueno!!!

  456. nani Says:

    bien

  457. aldana Says:

    Aseme un Pete

  458. aldana Says:

    la concha tulla mama de mirda

  459. mama Says:

    por que?

  460. mama Says:

    un pollito

  461. mama Says:

    Q BIEN

  462. mama Says:

    LA PUTA MADRE

  463. mama Says:

    GROCERO

  464. mama Says:

    QUE CHITES TAN MALOS Y RE FEOS :(

  465. mama Says:

    FUERA OTRA :p

  466. jackser Says:

    como se dice mujer desvirjada en chino?
    tu hoyito taroto

  467. glopy Says:

    no soy española:pro tenes toda la razon del mundo y comparto contigo no me gusta q los hagan de menos apoyo todo lo k quieras aguante los españoles!!!!!!!

    :
    Gabriel (15)
    carlos (7)

  468. FAVII *-* Says:

    Jodaa >:( pero ustedes si se quejan ahi chistes buenos y tambien malos
    pero que todos esten malos ya esoo es paja d ustedes
    y si no les hace reir ninguno es porque son bien Aburridos o mejor dicho no sabes contarlos >:(

  469. Anonymous Says:

    nose si corriendo en tapa rabos, pero con todo el oro que nos robaron seguro que si, huevon!!!

  470. Anonymous Says:

    esta buenoo este comentario jaja

  471. jozue Says:

    pinches gallegos

    aki pueden apreciar la estupides de los gallegos al maximo

    para ke les kede bn klarooo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7QpZaROn5Y&feature=related

  472. marcelo Says:

    @ ian esparza trejo:
    juan los chinos tienen mas tecnologia q todos saludos

  473. pepa Says:

    estan buenisimos diganme otra pagina asi busco mas para contarles a mis amigos

  474. marioni Says:

    cual es el lapiz mas peligroso ?el lapizero

  475. marioni Says:

    k onda soy marioni espero k les guste mi chiste y gracias pasenme sus mails

  476. irene y tania (miley & sel) Says:

    que le dice un pavo a oto?
    -que vas a ser de mayo?
    -yo un pavo real y tu?
    -yo un pavo ranger

  477. irene y tania (miley & sel) Says:

    que le dice un calvo a otro?
    a mi nadie me toma el pelo

  478. irene y tania (miley & sel) Says:

    esta jaimito en la estacion del tren con sus amigos…
    y pedro va y le pregunta:
    -oye jaimito si aquel tren fuera de chocolate ¿por donde empezaias a cometelo?
    -pues… por las ruedas asi seguro que no se me escaparia

  479. irene y tania (miley & sel) Says:

    que le dice un calvo a otro
    a mi nadie me toma el pelo

  480. irene y tania (miley & sel) Says:

    que animal siempre llega el ultimo:
    el del-fin

  481. georgi Says:

    por si no sabias los primeros en llegar a america fueron los chinosssssss!!!!!!!!!!

  482. pepe Says:

    que le dice un árbol a otro
    que pasa tronco

  483. pepe Says:

    que le dice una braga a otra
    a ver que coño nos ponemos mañana

  484. juancyho Says:

    algunos son demasiados monses pero estan buenos

  485. roy Says:

    uno de gallegos:

    se escucha en la radio: a caido un avion en el sementerio mas grande de la ciuda, los bonberos escarban entre los escombros para encontrar cadaveres… hasta ahora se han encontrado 127491 muertos jeje

  486. roy Says:

    otro…
    en medio de la guerra un barco aleman se cruza con uno español de noche y el aleman le dice al otro gritta manolo que siempre hay algun gallego que se llame manolo entonces grita manolooo se escucha que??? y el aleman le responde andate a la puta que te pario lo repite varias veces hasta que el gallego se cansa y le dice a su compañero decime un nombre de aleman que sea comun y el le contesta balack entonces el gallego grita balack y el aleman responde que pasa quien habla aya manolo?? y el gallego dice si por? el aleman contesta manolo andate a la puta que te pario!!! jeje lo re cago al galleo puto como todos ellos

  487. maxi Says:

    yo tenia un amigo q se llama juan bolas….
    pero haora diganle juan xq las bolas se qdaron encajadas en el alambre de pua………….

  488. UN PJ AY Says:

    comancen la sopa de fideos y fideos se quedo sin sopa

  489. UN PJ AY Says:

    Entran 2 chicos al aula, y la maestra le dice a uno de ellos:
    Alumno, ¿por qué llegó tarde?
    Es que estaba soñando que viajaba por todas partes, conocí tantos países, y me desperté un poco tarde.
    ¿Y usted, alumno?
    ¡Yo fui al aeropuerto a recibirlo!

  490. loca por ti Says:

    ilenia x adriann!!

  491. chistoso Says:

    esta un nica desarmando un celular y la preguntan porque lo desarma y responde porque tengo una llamada perdida y la estoy buscando

  492. chistoso Says:

    VIENE CAMINANDO UNA SERPIENTE AVER ASU NOVIA SERPIENTE Y LE DICE ANOCHE ESTABAS DURA Y FRIA Y LA NOVIA LE DICE YO NO ESTEBA ANOCHE EN EL JARDIN ENTONCES EL NOVIO COMENTA MALDITA SEA ES LA CUARTA VEZ QUE ME ACUESTO CON LA MANGUERA

  493. chistoso Says:

    IJUEPUTAS

  494. antuu...!!! Says:

    no me dio gracia ningun chiste che…!!!

  495. antuu...!!! Says:

    son todos orribles…..

  496. edhit.ch Says:

    la neta son horribles wey.eres un cabron…

  497. claudi10 Says:

    marioni aca esta mi mails claudia-vago@hotmail.com tengo 15 años

  498. bocha45 Says:

    xdddddddddd

  499. bocha45 Says:

    muy buenos¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!

  500. cletus f Says:

    los chistes son una mierda¡¡¡¡¡¡horribles guey dedicate a otra cosa¡¡

  501. N!Cooo.Cs.- Says:

    Qe le dice una piedra a otra??
    -Nada xq no hablan! C;

    Otro

    El hijo le dice al padre: Papi tu xq te casaste? x iglecia o x civil?
    y el padre le dice dando un suspiro y mirando fijo hacia abajo: Mira hijo yo me case x estupido.ggg

  502. N!Cooo.Cs.- Says:

    Mamá, mamá ya se qe voi a ser de grande.
    -y la mamá le dice: Para qe pensas en el futuro si tenes cancer pedaso de hijo de re mil puta.. C;

  503. N!Cooo.Cs.- Says:

    Un hombre va a visitar a un adivino

    Pom, pom

    el adivino: Qien es?

    el hombre : Qe adivino de mierda qe sos

  504. Bella088 de boombang.tv Says:

    Entran 2 chicos al aula, y la maestra le dice a uno de ellos:
    Alumno, ¿por qué llegó tarde?
    Es que estaba soñando que viajaba por todas partes, conocí tantos países, y me desperté un poco tarde.
    ¿Y usted, alumno?
    ¡Yo fui al aeropuerto a recibirlo!

    Entran 2 chicos al aula, y la maestra le dice a uno de ellos:
    Alumno, ¿por qué llegó tarde?
    Es que estaba soñando que viajaba por todas partes, conocí tantos países, y me desperté un poco tarde.
    ¿Y usted, alumno?
    ¡Yo fui al aeropuerto a recibirlo! <- esta me encanta XDD!

    Un francés quería ir a un safari y contrató a un guía mexicano y se fueron al safari. Estando en plena selva apareció un tigre, el mexicano corrió y el francés le gritó:
    ¡Esperra, esperra!
    Y el mexicano le responde:
    No, no es perra es, ¡tigre!

    ¿Cómo mantienes a un tonto ocupado?
    (Lee abajo)

    ¿Cómo mantienes a un tonto ocupado?
    (Lee arriba)

    En la escuela, la maestra dice:
    A ver Luis, ¿cómo te imaginas la escuela ideal?
    ¡Cerrada, maestra!

    Cariño, tengo dos noticias, una buena y otra mala, he dejado las drogas, pero no sé donde.

    No desayuné pensando en ti, no almorcé pensando en ti, no cené pensando en ti, y no dormí porque tenía hambre.

    A ver, hijo, ¿cuánto es 4 por 4?
    Empate.
    ¿Y cuánto es 2 por 1?
    Oferta.

    Esta es una señora que llama a una carnicería y pregunta:
    ¿Tiene orejas de conejo?
    Sí.
    ¿Y cabeza de cerdo?
    Sí.
    ¡Dios mío! ¿Es usted un monstruo?

    Jaimito estaba en el salón de clase con sus compañeros, como la profesora no llegaba, todos los alumnos comenzaron a hacer alboroto. Cuando llegó la profesora vio el desorden que había y comenzó a interrogar a los niños.
    Juanita, ¿Qué haz hecho tú?
    Yo dibujé en la pizarra.
    Pedrito, y tú, ¿Qué hiciste?
    Yo tiré mi pupitre contra el suelo.
    Jaimito, y tú, ¿Qué hiciste?
    Yo tiré serpentina por la ventana.
    Caramba, aprendan de Jaimito que no es un malcriado como ustedes.
    Pero al pasar unos minutos, tocan la puerta de la clase y entra una niña toda golpeada, la profesora le pregunta:
    ¿Quién eres?
    Yo me llamo Serpentina.

    El profesor repartiendo las notas:
    Luisito un diez.
    Pedrito un ocho.
    Juanito un seis.
    Jaimito un cero.
    Oiga profesor, ¿Y por qué a mí un cero?
    Porque has copiado el examen de Pedrito.
    ¿Y usted cómo lo sabe?
    Porque las cuatro primeras preguntas, están iguales, y en la última pregunta Pedrito respondió: "Esa, no me la sé" y tu has puesto: "Yo tampoco".

    Jaimito le dice a su padre:
    ¡Papá, papá, tengo una noticia buena y otra mala!
    ¿Cuál es la buena Jaimito?
    ¡Que he aprobado todas!
    ¿Y la mala?
    ¡Que es mentira!

    Una maestra nueva, trata de aplicar sus cursos de Psicología.
    Comienza su clase diciendo:
    - Todo aquel que crea que es estúpido, que se ponga de pie.
    Luego de unos segundos de silencio, Jaimito, se pone de pie.
    La docente le pregunta:
    - Jaimito, ¿crees ser estúpido?
    - No, señorita…, pero me da pena verla parada solita…

    La profesora interviene en una discusión entre dos alumnos:
    Jaimito, ¿cuál es el problema?
    Es que soy demasiado inteligente para estar en el primer grado.
    Mi hermana está en tercero y yo soy más inteligente que ella. ¡Yo quiero ir para el tercero también! La profesora ve que no puede resolver el problema y lo manda para la dirección.
    Mientras Jaimito esperaba en la antesala, la profesora le explica la situación al director. Éste le promete hacerle un test al muchacho, que seguro no conseguirá responder a todas las preguntas, y así accederá a continuar en el primer grado.
    Ya de acuerdo ambos, hacen pasar al alumno y le hacen la propuesta del test que él acepta.
    Inicia entonces las preguntas el Director: A ver Jaimito, ¿Cuánto es 3 por 3? -"9"-.
    ¿Y cuánto es 6 veces 6? -"36"-.
    El director continúa por casi una hora, con la batería de preguntas que sólo un excelente alumno de tercer grado debe conocer y Jaimito no comete ningún error.
    Ante la evidente inteligencia del menor, el Director dice a la profesora:
    Creo que tendremos que pasarlo al tercer grado. La profesora no muy segura, pregunta: – ¿Puedo hacerle yo unas preguntas también? El director y Jaimito asienten.
    Inicia entonces la profesora:
    ¿Qué tiene la vaca 4 y yo sólo dos?
    Las piernas, responde Jaimito sin dudar…
    ¿Qué tienes en tus pantalones, que no hay en los míos?
    El director se ajusta los lentes, y se prepara para interrumpir…
    Los bolsillos, responde el niño.
    ¿Qué entra al centro de las mujeres y solo detrás del "hombre"?
    Estupefacto, el director contiene la respiración…
    La letra "E", responde el alumno.
    ¿Y dónde las mujeres tienen el pelo más crespo?
    El director hace una mueca de asombro
    En África, responde Jaimito sin dudar.
    ¿Qué es blando, y en las manos de una mujer se torna duro?
    Al director se le cruzan los ojos.
    El esmalte de uñas, profe… contesta Jaimito.
    ¿Qué tienen las mujeres en medio de las piernas?
    El Director no lo puede creer…
    Las rodillas, responde Jaimito al instante.
    ¿Y qué tiene una mujer casada más ancha que una soltera?
    La cama.
    ¿Qué palabra comienza con la letra C, termina con la letra O, es arrugado y todos lo tenemos atras?
    El director empieza a sudar frío…
    El codo, profesora.
    ¿Y qué empieza con C tiene un hueco y yo se lo di a varias personas para que gozaran?
    El director se tapa la cara…
    Un CD.
    El director, ya mareado de la presión les interrumpe y le dice a la profesora… Mire, póngame al carajito ese en sexto grado…
    ¡¡¡Yo mismo acabo de fallar todas las respuestas !!!

    Extrañada de que su hijo regresara tan temprano de la escuela, la mamá de Jaimito le interroga:
    ¿Por qué llegaste tan temprano de la escuela, hijo?
    Es que fui el único que pude contestar una pregunta.
    ¡Muy bien, Jaimito! ¡Eres un niño tan estudioso! ¿Y cuál fue la pregunta?
    ¿Quién le tiró el borrador al Director?

  505. mike Says:

    pinche gallego! tus pinches ancestros hicieron eso de venir a mexico, pero tu pinche huevon ke hiciste???! ademas ya no tenemos nada ke ver con tu puta echpaña(españa) son unos pendejetes!

  506. carolinaa12 Says:

    se pasan estan super chidos los chistes mis amigos se atacan de la risa peroo las maldiciones noo son buenas pk tambien os escuchan niños peqeños

  507. ana&cesar Says:

    qe hace un pinguino en el desierto??
    vendiendo bon ice

  508. alez Says:

    @ bryan:
    menuda mierda de chiste gillipollas

  509. Lolii43 Says:

    GOORDA SI TE TIRAS UN PEDO ADENTRO DE UNA PILETA TENEMOS SODA HASTA FIN DE AÑO

  510. Lolii43 Says:

    SOS TAN PERO TAN FEA QUE LOS RATONEZ TE COMIERON EL DOCUMENTO Y TE DEJARON LA FOTO..

  511. Lolii43 Says:

    PIROPOS: SOS TAN FEA QUE CUANDO FUISTES AL ZOOLOGICO LOS MONOS TE TIRABAN GALLETITAS,

  512. dylan Says:

    ¿QUE ACE UGALLEGO EN UN BOSQUE Y GRITANDO?
    -SEMBRANDO PANICO
    JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

  513. dylan Says:

    LLEGA UN SEÑOR A UNA CANTINA Y PIDE UNA BOTELLA, SE LA TERMINA Y DICE BIEN PEDO INVITO UNA RONDA ATODOS HASTA A EL CATINERO TODOS FELICEZ EN EL CHUPE.
    DEPRONTO EL CANTINERO LE DICE NEL BORRACHO OTRA RONDA EL CANTINERO LE DICE LE CORTO AQUI LA CUENTA Y M PAGA EL BORRACHO REASPONDDE NO TENGO$.
    EL CANTINERO EMPUTADISIMO SE SALTA LA BARRA Y LE DA UNA PUTISA Y LO SACA DEL BAR EL BORRACHO LE DICE LLA NO LE BUELBO A INVITAR UN TRAGO USTED ES BIEN MALA COPA
    JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

  514. Neru Says:

    ¿QUE EL DICE UN PEDO A OTRO?
    -PONTE EL CASCO QUE SALIMOS CHAVAL.

  515. Neru Says:

    Esto es un niño que pregunta a su mama: Mamá, mamá…, ¿Tienes una pelota en la barriga? ¡¡¡Nooo…!!!, ¡Cariñoo…, tengo a tu hemanito que pronto va a nacer!!! Mamá, mamá…, ¡¡ Y, cuando nazca, a mi también me vas a comer !! …

  516. Neru Says:

    Se encuentran dos amigas y le dice una a la otra
    -yo nunca la voi a chupar y dice al otra oi no por fa vor no yo que asco.
    Un dia subiendo las escaleras del cortingles una iva pa un lao i la otra pa el otro i le dice
    -Llamame y dice la otra:
    -Yo tambien

    JAJAJAJJA

  517. kevuriii Says:

    en que se parece un timbre de casa a una lavanderia???
    en que el timbre hace tilim tilim

    y la lavanderia tilimpia la ropa

  518. Genesis Says:

    los chistes no causan nada de gracia

    ring ringgg-hola – hola rosa -no violeta – a disculpe lo q pasa es que soy ANALTONICO

  519. oliver Says:

    estaban un ciego un sordo un mudo y un paralitico en una montaña acostados de boca arriba y pasa una estrella fugas y dice el ciego:mira una estrella fugas . y dice el sordo callate jabladol.dice el mudo en voz alta:QUE SE CALLEN.y luego dijo el paralitico: si no dejan de hablar le entraré a patadas.jajajajajajaaa

  520. manu96 Says:

    un tipo va a velar a su suegra al cementerio y dise q lastima era como una mama para mi y pasa una paloma y le caga la cabesa y el hombre dise q hija de puta lla llego al cielo

  521. manu96 Says:

    señor señor este colectivo me lleva al cementerio y si se pone adelante seguro XD aguante TLS (ToLoSa)

  522. armando Says:

    dejate de joder y no te da la voca anda enjugar esos chiste le pica el culo y no se lo enjuagas anda que se bañen con agua ray

  523. unai Says:

    cuidado con los vascos eee k soy 1 de elllos

  524. tamara Says:

    jajajaja muy graciosos los chiste jajajajaja me dan ganas de mear en la compu jajajajajaja no puedo para de reir jajajajaja

  525. Jose Daniel Says:

    Esque caperucita roja iba por el bosque cayo la noche y la aplasto

  526. carlos barco amado Says:

    soiys unos hijos de putaaaaaa mamarmelaaaaaaaa

  527. Jose Daniel Says:

    ¿Cual es el colmo de una bruja?Tener una esfera de pantalla plana

  528. Anonymous Says:

    cual es de un bombero
    tener una novia ardiente

  529. carlos barco amado Says:

    agregarme al tuenti, si teneis cojones

  530. rocio Says:

    @ Angel:
    jajaja bueno oye que es una onomatopella? un pollito gritando a media calle o no matopella. bye

  531. Anonymous Says:

    ¿que le dice una nalga a la otra?
    que mierda pasa entre nosotros

  532. melii Says:

    en q se parese un poso a un condon respuesta en q los dos van pal poso

  533. MoNsE Says:

    QUE LE DIJO UNA CHINCHE A OTRA CHINCHE TE QUIERO CHINCHERAMENTE

  534. galicia calidade Says:

    esa galiciaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    y tu angel ven a conocer galicia ya vera que es mejor que tu ciudad

  535. Daniela Says:

    La verdad están más buenos los chiste que escrinimos nosotros

  536. Daniela Says:

    la maestra le dice a sus alumnos kien termina rapido la prueva se va a quedar ami casa a dormir y jaimito termino rapido entoces van a la casa entoces le dice a la señorita puedo dormir con vos tengo miedo esta bien dormi aca entoces jaimito se desnuda y dice seño sacate la remera no, entonces me tiro por la ventana esta bien ya me la saque, seño sacate el pantalon no, entoces me tiro por la ventana esta bien ya me saque, seño sacate el colpiño no, entoces me tiro, no esta bien me saco, seño sacate la bombacha no, me tiro me tiro esta bien ya me sauqe, estaban haciendo el amor y depues llega el marido de la maestra, y la maestra le dice a jaimito escondete que sino te va a matar jaimito se escuende atras de la tele y ve un augerito era el del boton de la tele y me su pirulin hay , el marido hola amor , hola, vamos a mirar tele cuando v haci la tele dobra el priulin de jaimito , jaimito hayyyyyyy dice el marido uhh no hay luz va a ensender la luz abajo y jaimito se escuende atras del enchufe de la luz y pone su pirulin hay cuando viene el marido y va a prender la luz, jaimito dice no hay luz no hay luz
    espero le guste adios

  537. ROCIO Says:

    JUAN!!!YA SABES QUE NO SE PUEDE BEBER DURANTE EL TRABAJO!!!
    -NO SE PREOCUPE JEFE, NO ESTOY TRABAJANDO…

  538. ROCIO Says:

    PEPE,PEPE LLEVAMOS CUARENTA Y SIETE AÑOS CASADOS Y NUNCA ME HAS COMPRADO NADA.
    -HA! ESQUE VENDES ALGO?¿

  539. ROCIO Says:

    EL DINERO NO DA LA FELICIDAD…PERO ALGUNOS PREFIEREN LLORAR EN UN FERRARI

  540. Anonymous Says:

    Vaya mierda de chiste

  541. valeria Says:

    hola me gusto el de mikey porque a mi primo le gusta jejeje

  542. Anonymous Says:

    primero aprende a escribir bien, en tu idioma, claro.

  543. florenciia Says:

    estan re buenOs lOs chiistes eh siigan saqando mas =)

  544. alex Says:

    en que se parece un elefante en una cama en que el elefante es paquidermo y la cama paquiduermas

  545. alex Says:

    a que esta bien bueno

  546. alex Says:

    mama, mama puedo ver la tele,si hijo pero no la prendas je,je,je,je.

  547. alex Says:

    era un pato que se llamaba pegamento, se callo y se pego je,je,je,

  548. juan Says:

    que fruta da un cedro, da un trocino

  549. Anonymous Says:

    jajajajajajajajajajajaja ese esta bueno

  550. jorge Says:

    ¿a que ban los animales al estadio?

    a apollar al conego

  551. jorge Says:

    ba un mercado por el cielo y pasa sobre otro mercado y le dice porque buelas y dice:porque soy super mecado

  552. martin Says:

    va una señora a tangamandapio y dice ando buscando a tanga ho ya la encontre estaba atras de mi y mandapio atorado en mi culo

  553. joaquin Says:

    altos chistes

  554. any Says:

    q graciosos chistes@ jose veloz:

  555. any Says:

    hola

  556. any Says:

    hola jose veloz

  557. any Says:

    hola joaquin

  558. gonza Says:

    Es mui buenoo es mui buenoo es mui buenoo es mui buenoo es mui buenoo es mui buenoo es mui buenoo es mui buenoo;)

  559. tomàs Says:

    ¿que se pone superman despues de bañarse?

    super-fume

  560. tomàs Says:

    ¿De que se murió la madre de Kung Fu?… de kungfuntivitis.

    ¿Qué es un punto dentro de un ataúd?… un punto muerto.

    ¿Cuántas mujeres entran en un huevo?… dos, Clara y-Ema.

  561. franco Says:

    el pollito esta afuera de la rosisteria y le dicen ¿pllito que haces halli afuera?
    esperando que mi mama salga de la rueda de la fortuna

  562. boka Says:

    jaja bn malos los chistes. espero este si les guste. se enkuentran dos señoras, y una pregunta, ke tal tu hija?
    y ella responde muy bien, fijate ke konsiguio trabajo en una oficina, a las dos semanas la ascendieron de puesto, el jefe le kompro un auto, y le esta pagando un departamento cerka de la oficina para ke no llegue tarde al trabajo.. y que tal tu hija? le pregunta a la otra… y sta responde.. pues igual de puta.. pero kn menos suerte!! jajaja

  563. maita Says:

    que le dice un fideo a otro fideo…..

    tu cuerpo pid salsa

  564. maria Says:

    Que cansada de entrar a paginas españolas y encontrarme comentarios de sudamericanos que no saben ni hablar ni escribir bien el castellano…. uffff que cansinos sois, ya nos podiamos haber quedado quietos cuando llegamos a aquellas costas, seguro que el mundo iria mejor.

  565. paty Says:

    que es el beso
    es cuando el sujeto sujeta a la sujeta con su jeta

    que le dice un techo a otro techo: techo de menos

    cual es el agua que nada vale
    el aguacero

  566. ANONIMO Says:

    ese estubo bueno jajajaj

  567. stephan Says:

    un gallego a uno de fuera OYE TIO QUITA A TU MADRE DE TRABAJAR EN LA CALLE QUE PA PUTA YA LLEGA TU MUJER AAAAAAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJ

  568. juanchito Says:

    que le dijo un cable a otro cable
    somos los intocables
    oseaaaaaaaa no pueden poner chistes mas graciosos se pasannnnnnn chistes amargados

  569. juanchito Says:

    estan padres tus chistes esos si son chistes

  570. Alexis Teasereir Says:

    Era un sapo q estaba cumpliendo años y estaba solo derepente llegaron dos zopes y le dijieron q xq no estaba en su fiesta y se sorprendio y se lo llevaron a un montaña alta .Avia de todo cerveza mujeres comida todo para joder y el sapo se qeda dormido luego despierta en la orilla de el risco d la montaña y ve a los sopes volando bien a verga abajo d la montaña y se inclina y pummmmmm se cae y cuando ba cayendo se le asercan los zopes y le disen
    -para donde va don zapo
    -PUTA A ASERME MIERDA AYA BAJO BOY

  571. Anonymous Says:

    Si serás tonto e ignorante al no tener sentido del humor. Lo primero es saber reirse de uno mismo y además hazte la fama y echate a dormir.jajaj

  572. OSITO Says:

    ivan dos borrachos en la calle uno iva adelante y el otro atras el de adelante ve un espejo y lo recoje y dice YO CONOSCO ESTE CULERO PERO NO ME ACUERDO EL NOMBRE PERO LO CONOSCO IGUAL ME VALE VERGA
    lo tira el espejo y el q iva atras lo recoje y dice Y COMO NO VAS A CONOCER A ESE CULERO SI SOY YO

  573. sandra guadalupe Says:

    despues de medio siglo de casados, el muere y al poco tiempo despues ella tambien va para el cielo, en el cielo se encuentra a su marido y corre hacia el y le dice;¡ querido! ¡ que bueno encontrarte! y el responde; ¡ no vengas con tonterias el trato fue ¡ hasta que la muerte nos separe!!

  574. sandra guadalupe Says:

    doctor hace una semana que no como, que no duermo y no tomo agua? ¿que crees que tenga? pues hambre, sueño y sed jij ijiji

  575. sandra guadalupe Says:

    ME FASINO TU CHISTE!!!!! OSITO

  576. OSITO Says:

    OLA SANDRA ESTE VA PARA TI.

    llega un ombre a una cantina disiendo LA CAGE PUTA LA CAGE LA CAGE ESQ LA CAGE todos lo miran y el sige PUTA LA CAGE LA CAGE luego se le aserca un hombre y le dise TRANQILO HOMBRE TODOS LA CAGAMOS ALGUN DIA CUAL ES SU PROBLEMA y el ombre le dise ESQ ESTABA COJIENDO CON MI ESPOSA Y ME PIDIO Q LE TIRARA UN PEDO EN LA CARA PERO PUTA LA CAGE LA CAGE JAJAJAJAJ,,,,,,,….—–

  577. agustina Says:

    che jaimito desde que te fuiste que el ventilador te busca

  578. agustina Says:

    ¿cual es el vino mas amargo?
    vino mi suegra

  579. oscar Says:

    pene

  580. juana Says:

    eran dos y se cayó el del medio

  581. xD Says:

    xq la chiquita se callo de la amaca??
    xq no tenia brazos

  582. MAICOL Says:

    ¿POR QUE LOS GALLEGOS SE CUELGAN CUANDO SE LAVAN LOS DIENTES?
    PORQUE EL LA PASTA DENTAL DICE COLGATE

  583. alecskcm es mi facebook xD Says:

    Cual es el animal que come piedras y vuela?
    R: el come piedras volador
    ¿Que pasa si tiras una piedra al aire?
    R: se la come el come piedras volador JAJA !

  584. andriu Says:

    haber si adivinan??
    tiene patas y no camina
    tiene plumas y no vuela
    que es??
    un caballo rengo con una pluma en el culo ajjajajajajjaaja

  585. andriu Says:

    me rio de janeiro… y janeiro se fue ofendido jajaja

  586. pedro Says:

    -Ayer pase por tu casa me tiraste con un celular
    -Casi me nokia

  587. pedro Says:

    un puto fue a la carniceria y le dice ¿me das un chorizo?
    -Si,¿te lo corto en rodajas?
    -Que te piensas qe mi culo es una alcansia.

  588. pedro Says:

    @ pedro:

  589. Anonymous Says:

    van dos granos de arena por el desierto y uno le dice al otro:
    -Se suda, se suda.
    -Y tu cabezuda

  590. Risatonta - llastres.com Says:

    [...] [...]

  591. PAULA Says:

    MIRA ESTOS CHISTES ESTAN MUY MALO

  592. IRENE Says:

    -MAMÁ,MAMÁ,EN EL COLEGIO ME LAMAN ISTÉRICO.
    -NO HIJO TE LLAMARÁN NERVIOSO
    -¡¡¡HE DICHO ISTERICO!!!

  593. Anonymous Says:

    k bueno =))

  594. V!RU3T Says:

    Que dijo una cereza cuando se miro en el espejo?…Sere esa yo!!! (6_6)

  595. V!RU3T Says:

    Como sacas a un elefante de un charco??? Mojao!!! (*_*)

  596. V!RU3T Says:

    Cual es el colmo de un ciego??? Que viva en la urbanizacion Buena Vista en la calle B.

  597. V!RU3T Says:

    Que es un niño blanco con alas?…un angel y un niño negro con alas?…un murcielago {-_-}

  598. V!RU3T Says:

    Que hace un dominicano en el suelo de un supermercado??? buscando los precios bajos.

  599. V!RU3T Says:

    Cual es el pez que abre??? el pestillo!!1

  600. sara Says:

    uy tan maluco

  601. Juan manuel Says:

    ¿Qué se hecha superman cuando se ducha? SUPERFUME

    ******************************

    ¿Qué le dice una oreja a otra?
    Estamos seperadas por la cara

    ******************************

    Esto es un italiano, un francés y un español…Viajan hacia Brasil, cundo llegan se encuentra el italiano una mujer y dice la mujer: ”Coco de Brasil”…Y sale hullendo…Lo ha lo mismo al francés: ”Coco de Brasil”…Sale hullendo el Francés…Y hace lo mismo al español: ”Coco de Brasil” y dice el español: ”Platano de canarias”

  602. V!RU3T Says:

    Que hace un pez en el agua??? Nada!!! (^.^)

  603. isaac reyna Says:

    cuando un niño deja de ser niño? cuando se ase jotito

  604. sandra Says:

    que chistes tan mas aburrido

  605. sandra Says:

    quele dises un 7 aun 8 te aprieta el cinturon

  606. sandra Says:

    hola
    bye
    @ IRENE:

  607. V!RU3T Says:

    En que se parecen los hombres a los perros?…Orinan en cualquier parte, se van siempre detras de una perra y cuando los hechas siempre vuelven hacia ti. (~_~)

  608. V!RU3T Says:

    -Esas manzanas ¿son americanas o francesas?
    -¿Usted las quiere para comercelas o para hablar con ellas? (^_^)

  609. V!RU3T Says:

    -Creo que me cayo mal el pollo.
    -Pues no le vuelvas hablar.

  610. V!RU3T Says:

    AMOR: Enfermedad temporal que se cura con el matrimonio. Palabra de cuatro letras, dos consonantes, dos vocales y dos idiotas.

    ARQUITECTO: Dicese de un tipo que no fue lo suficientemente macho para ser ingeniero; ni lo suficientemente maricon para ser decorador.

    BAILAR: Es la frustracion vertical de un deseo horizontal.

    CEREBRO: Organo que sirve para que pensemos que pensamos.

    BOY SCOUT: Un niño vestido de estúpido comandado por un verdadero estúpido vestido de niño.

    DOLOR DE CABEZA: Anticonceptivo mas usado por la mujer de estos tiempos.

    EXAMEN ORAL: Prueba para conseguir una beca en la Casa Blanca.

    BUSTO: Estatua de un hombre sin manos, o parte de las mujeres donde estan las manos del hombre.

    CANDIDATO: Persona que obtiene dinero de los ricos y votos de los pobres para protegerlos a unos de los otros.

    LENGUA: Organo sexual que algunos degenerados usan para hablar.

    UROLOGO: Especialista que te mira el pene con desprecio, te lo agarra con asco y te cobra como si te lo hubiera chupado.

    CONFIANZA: Via libre que se le da a una persona para que cometa una serie de abusos.

    CURA: Persona a la que todo el mundo lo llama Padre, con excepcion de sus hijos, que lo llaman tio.

    DIPLOMACIA: Arte de decir “lindo perrito”, hasta encontrar una piedra para tirarsela.

    FACIL: Dicese de la mujer que tiene la moral sexual de un hombre.

    GINECOLOGO: Especialista que trabaja en el lugar donde otros se divierten.

    HEROE: Individuo que, a diferencia del resto, no pudo salir corriendo.

    HOMBRE: Ser masculino que durante sus primeros nueve meses de vida quiere salir de un lugar al que intenta entrar el resto de su vida.

    INDIFERENCIA: Actitud que adopta una mujer hacia un hombre que no le interesa, que es interpretada por el hombre como “se esta haciendo la dificil”.

    INTELECTUAL: Individuo capaz de pensar por mas de dos horas en algo que no sea sexo.

    MODESTIA: Reconocer que uno es perfecto, pero sin decirselo a nadie.

    NINFOMANA: Término con el cual un hombre define a una mujer que desea tener sexo mas a menudo que el.

    OMBLIGO: Especie de timbre que exhiben las mujeres, generalmente en verano y primavera, pero que si lo tocas te atiende el novio.

    SUPERMODELOS: Evidencia de que todos los demás estamos mal hechos.

    TRABAJO EN EQUIPO: Posibilidad de echarle la culpa a otros.

  611. V!RU3T Says:

    - Mama, mama mi papa es mago
    - No hijito es electricista
    - Mama, mama mi papá es mago
    - No hijito es electricista
    - ¡Mama, mama mi papa es mago!
    - Esta bien hijo ¿por que lo dice?
    - Porque junto dos cables, ¡hecho chispitas y desapareció….!

  612. V!RU3T Says:

    Tu madre es tan pero tan pobre, que un dia iba pateando una lata y le pregunte : ” ¿Que haces ?” y me respondio: “Me estoy mudando”.

  613. V!RU3T Says:

    “Lo verdaderamente importante es aquello que cada persona lleva en su interior”
    Jack el Destripador

  614. V!RU3T Says:

    Entra un hombre a un bar y le pregunta el camarero:
    -Buenas, que desea?
    -Ser arquitecto.
    -No¡, si digo que que va a ser?
    -Pues eso arquitecto.
    -No lo que le quiero decir es que va a tomar?
    -Ahhh¡¡¡, y que hay?
    -Pues nada aqui limpiando la barra.

  615. V!RU3T Says:

    Que le dijo un trimbre a un dedo?… Si me tocas grito!!! (Q_Q)

  616. sabrina Says:

    me encantan los chistes y aqui tengo uno

    que le dijo la esquina a la otra ???

    una cale nos separa¡¡

  617. sabrina Says:

    esta feooooooooooooooooo

  618. camila Says:

    qe le dise un bosqe a otro bosqe ??????¿’

    i vs qe ¡¡¡

    jajaja xD

  619. Anonymous Says:

    jajajajajajajajajajajajaajjajaj

  620. de la Says:

    sopenco es un chiste

  621. ana Says:

    que le dijo una nalga aotra nalga?
    TENGO HAMBREdice uan de las dos la otra contesta TRANQUILO YA VIENE EL TREN DE CHOCOLATE jajaja

  622. sesi Says:

    sonoribles

  623. monica Says:

    eso te paso a ti verdad!!!!!!

  624. Anonymous Says:

    espetacular nene pelotudo

  625. vict0or Says:

    este es un chiste perrisiimo0o…………………………………………………..avia una ves un gato0 ke se llamaba pegament se kallo0 y se pego0……XD………………………AY LES VA OTRO0————————————————————–avia una ves un perro0 ke era de goma se raspo y se borro0o…….XD—————jajjjajaja

  626. jonathan Says:

    esto es uno que se encuentra a un calvo y le dice se te ven las ideas y dice el calvo a que pone me cago en tu puta madre

  627. jonathan Says:

    estos son dos borrachos en una litera y el de arriba antes de dormir se pone a rezar con dios me acuesto con dios me levanto con la virgen maria y con el espiritu santo y a to esto se cae la cama y le dice el de abajo eso pasa x dormir con tanta gente XD

  628. Rouz Dbk Says:

    Ay Ba Uno D e Guerra de chistes..enk se parese el AMERICA alos teletubis R= en k salen al campo y se asen pendejos :P jaja

  629. karol Says:

    y no ke chistes tan feos no me dan risa

  630. uriel Says:

    que ase una baca arriba de un arbaol? asiendo leche nido

  631. uriel Says:

    cual es el mamifero que siempre yega al ultimo? el-del-fin

  632. spark 6 Says:

    vete a la mierda sudaca no se porke nos llamas gallegos, seguro ke nos tienes mania…No es culpa nuestra ke si no fuera por nosotros los españoles, estariais con taparrabos viviendo en la selva como salvajes

  633. flaai Says:

    e tu puto sudaca de mierda deja de decir tonterias nosotros ke no eramos nada sin nuestras armas? al menos eramos mas limpios ke vosotros los sudacas ke viviais con taparrabos y hos limpiabais con mierda de vaca y corriais por ai pisando mierda, limpiate las pulgas sucio indio emvidioso de mierda

  634. hahaha Says:

    vaya merda de cistes mira uno esto k van 2 amigos en un bar y le dice viste la guep de lo s chistes tan malos y dijo es verdad es estaç

  635. cjrh Says:

    ja ja ja q risa

  636. momseter Says:

    qe ases 2 bagabundos golpeandose con cajas de carton??? estan dandose almohadasos

  637. jerelyn melissa Says:

    habia un rasimo de platano en una palmera, una jirafa, un mono, un leon y una caballo quien los baja primero ninguno por que en una palmera no hay platanos

  638. jerelyn melissa Says:

    cual es el pan que vuela peter pan

  639. jerelyn melissa Says:

    se habre el telon aparece una sopa se cierra se abre y aparece la sopa en una mesa se cierra se abre y aparese la sopa en el suelo como se llama la obra sopa-piada

  640. irene Says:

    llega jaimito a casa y le dice a su madre mama,mama hoy en el cole emos dado k la tierra jira y dice la madre muy bien jaimito ahora vete a comprar al super y dice jaimito vale y dice la madre en 10 min te kiero aki ehh i dice jaimito k sii pesa pasa 30 min y todavia no ha buelto vaja a ver si esta por ahi vaja las escaleras y se le encuentra sentado en las esaleras y dice la madre por k no has ido al super y responde no es k como emos dado k la tierra jira estoy esperando a ver si pasa x aki el super.

  641. oscar eduardo Says:

    q le dijo un chato a otro chato
    le dijo hola

  642. luis enrique Says:

    un señor esperaba el camion y le dijo a una sñora:
    señora usted desde cuando espera
    la señora dijo:
    oigame yo no soy pera

  643. V!RU3T Says:

    -Un español se encuentra a un chino y dice:
    ¡Hola!
    -Y el chino dice:
    Las 12:30.

  644. Lucho Says:

    Gallego, español del orto, no digas pelotudeces, eso que mencionas de la colonización es lo peor que nos pudo haber pasado, se robaron todo ustedes, verguenza me daria en tu lugar pensar asi y seguro que sos tan hipocrita que criticas a Adolf

  645. PEPINO Says:

    ES ZORRA Y COBRA WEY

  646. RoXy Says:

    Si yo fuera superman te llevaria volado pero como no lo soy te aguantas i vas andando

  647. RoXy Says:

    Si yo fuera camionero te llevaria en mi camion pero como no lo soy te llevo en mi corazon.

  648. daniela Says:

    este era un homosexual que llega y pide una barra de salami y el vendedor le pregunta se lo corto en ruedas y el le respode que crees k mi culo es una arcancia :p

  649. daniela Says:

    papa, papa..podemos ver la tv ,si pero no la prendan..!

  650. RoXy Says:

    ke animal come con la cola?
    todos ninguno se la saca para comer……xd

  651. lalo Says:

    jamas olvidare las ultimas palabras de mi madre cuales fueron le dijo su tia ¡uto no me muevas la escaleraaaaaaaaa!

  652. lalo Says:

    que se pone super-man cuando sale de la ducha:
    respuesta:super-fume

  653. framco Says:

    era un hombre tan viejo pero tan viejo ke en ves de tener ezpermatozoiedes tenia espermatosaurus

  654. framco Says:

    xk lo mataron a kung fu???
    xk lo kungfundieron

  655. mar Says:

    mira ciclopito listo,siempre tiene que aparecer un fachirulo como tu orgulloso de las atrocidades de este pais,y si alli toman a los españoles o gallegos(como alli les llaman) como tontos, probablemente sea por gilipollas que hacen comentarios como los que tu haces, asi que vete con colon a tocar los huevos. firmado: una gallega

  656. lalo Says:

    mama me voy a cojer con el vecino de enfrente bueno hijita bueno hijita pero ojo al cruzar la calle

  657. Alberto Resaltas (al ver torres altas) Says:

    -Que le dijo una impresora a otra?
    -Es una impresión mía, o es que esa hoja es tuya?
    By: Alberto Resaltas

  658. jennifer Says:

    es que me muero de la risa ero podriaisp añadir este . que toro arregla las bacas el toro mecanico hahahahahahah

  659. El Barto Says:

    e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e

  660. Dr. papa de bulma Says:

    ke es verde por dentro y negro por fuera
    El aguacate fantasma

  661. cristian Says:

    esto va un tio a un juicio y le dice el juez
    - ¿Estas seguro que le agredio con un arma blanca?
    Y le responde el agredido:
    - Hombre como que me dio con una botella de leche.

  662. ChRiStIaN Says:

    Máma, máma, en el cole me llaman peludo D;

    AAAAHHHHH!! Manolooo que el perro hablaa!!

  663. ChRiStIaN Says:

    Dice una mujer: DIOS, porfavor haz que un coche salga y donare 500€ a los pobres.
    Un coche se va… Y dice la mujer: Esspera DIOS que ya e encontrao 1.

  664. ChRiStIaN Says:

    A unas modelos le hacen un test de inteligencia el hombre pregunta a la modelo:
    HOMBRE: 1+2= ??
    MODELO: 1..
    OTRAS MODELOS: Otra oportunidad!
    HOMBRE: Bueno.. vale; 1+2 = ??
    MODELO: 3!
    OTRAS MODELOS: Otra oportunidad!

  665. irene Says:

    llega jaimito de su casa y le dice sssu madre:
    -ponte hacer los deberes
    -si mami.
    se va a la habitacion y derrepenta jaimito oye un ruido
    mama k ha sido eso nah k e tirao el microondas por la ventana por k ya esta viejo se va otra vez a la habitacion y oye otro ruido
    -mama mama k hasido eso na k etirado la labadora x la terraxa k ya estaba vieja se va a la habitacion la madre y derrepente la madre oye un ruido y dice la madre pero k ha sido ese ruido? y dice jaimito nah k he tirado al abuelo x la terraza x k ya estaba viejo. XP ESPERO K OS GUSTE

  666. irene Says:

    esta jaimito en clase con los demas alumnos u ice la profesora
    -voy a dar las notas del examen
    -luisito un diez
    -pedrito un ocho
    -fernandito un seis
    -jaimito un cero
    -pero por que un cero ami?
    -por k te has copiado de perito
    -y usted como lo sabe
    -por k en las cinco preguntas k avia cuatro respondido igual k el y en la otra el puso: no entiendo esta pregunta y tu respondiste yo tampoco.

  667. NoalaLeySinde Says:

    con dos cohones, si Sr.

  668. gerson Says:

    puta algunos chistes se pasan de pendejos

  669. abraham Says:

    van 2 por la calle y le dice uno a otro : axo mi madre se murió de catarata y este le responde : de enfermedad y el otro le dice : no le empujaron

  670. JORGE Says:

    MI ESTIMADO GALLEGO TIENES RAZON, NOS MOFAMOS DE USTEDES CONTANDO ESTAS COSAS, PERO HAY QUE HACER LA ACLARACION QUE NO SON EXISTEN CHISTES DE USTEDES, ¿SABES POR QUE? PORQUE TODOS SON ANECDOTAS!!!!!

    JAJAJAJA

  671. GH Says:

    SON MALISIMOS TODOS LOS CHISTES

  672. Gor Says:

    Soy gallego y español y no me molestan los chistes de “gallegos” en Latinoamérica. Me molesta como tratais aquí a la lengua de Cervantes,cojones. Por cierto, cuando un latinoaméricano me dice que mis abuelos masacraron a los indios (civilizaciones avanzadas pero crueles también muchas ellas) yo le digo que no puede ser, porque si mi abuelo hubiera ido a América yo ahora sería Argentino, Peruano o Chileno y no de la Madre Patria.

    Y ahora un chiste de argentinos:
    ¿Cúal es el negocio del siglo?
    Comprar un argentino por lo que vale y venderlo por lo que él dice que vale!!

  673. hannah Says:

    malisimos juana!

  674. Hannah Says:

    LA MAMA DE JAIMITO LE DICE A JAIMITO HIJO VEN A COMPRARTE CON ESTOS 10$ CHUPETINES.PERO JAIMITO ERA ME DIO BOBO.
    FUE POR TODO EL CAMINO CANTANTO ”CHUPA,CHUPA”
    Y LLEGO AL ALMACEN Y NO ABIAN MAS CHUPETINES.
    LLEGA A LA CASA Y LE DICE A SU MAMA,NO HABIA MA CHUPA.
    ENTONCES LA MADRE LE DA 5$ MAS Y LE DICE BUENO ANDA Y COMPRATE CARAMELOS.
    Y ALLA BA DE NUEVO POR TODO EL CAMINO CANTANDO ”MELOS MELOS”
    Y LLEGA AL ALMACEN Y NO HABIAN.
    Y LLEGA A LA CASA Y LE DICE A SU MAMA NO ABIA MA MELOS.
    BUENO HIJO TOMA $15 Y TRAEME 1/2 DOCENA DE HUEVOS.
    Y VA POR EL CAMINO HUEVOSHUEVOS.
    Y CUANDO LLEGA AL ALMACEN NO HABIAN.
    LLEGA A LA CASA Y LE DICE MAMITA NO HABIAN MASS HUEVOS.
    ENTONCES LE DICE LA MADRE:BUENO ANDA AL SUPERMERCADO Y TRAE TODO LO QUE TE ENCARGE.
    ENTONCES JAIMITO VA POR EL CAMINO CANTANDO:CHUPA-MELOS-HUEVOS

  675. javiera Says:

    este ere un osito resien nasido y la mama dijo este no es mi hijo el gusano dijo por que señora osa porque este tine una pata demas

  676. javiera Says:

    hola estos chistes son demasiado fomes el titulo de los chistes deveria yamarse los chistes mas fomes del planeta bay bay adios

  677. EMILI Says:

    PS ESTA CHIDOS PERO NO MUY BUENOS ESTAN S TETOS PARA LOS NERT ESTAN BUENOS
    JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJE
    ADIOS BYE
    VESIOS

  678. LALO Says:

    HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    HAORA SI M ISIERO REIR ESTAN TAN TAN BOBO

  679. EMILI Says:

    le dice su mama de pepito a pepito traeme un gabon zote y le dice mama no ecncutro el cabonzote no hijo es la marca zote

  680. raul Says:

    tu!!!come pollas!!!tanto q t kejas de españa,xq no le dices a tus primos sudacas q se keden en su casa con los caballos y las cabras!!!!q si tan mierda s nuestro pais y nuestra gente,no se q coño aceis perdiendo l culo pa venir aki a jodernos la marrana!!!!!!!!!!!@ Ayelen (argentina carajo):

  681. ANONIMO Says:

    PRIMER ACTO UN CONSERJE LMPIANDO UNA O SEGUNDOO ACTO EL MISMO CONSERJE LIMPIANDO OTRA O TERCER ACTO EL MISMO CONSERJE LIMPIANDO OTRA O

    COMO SE LLAMO LA OBRA
    LAS “O” LIMPIADAS

  682. dani Says:

    estaba 1 quesito0 durmiendo0 y pasa su mama y lo0 ve que esta sudando y luego le pregunta que tienes hijo0 y su hijo0 le contesta esk tube unas horribles “quesadillas”XD

  683. V!RU3T Says:

    ¿En qué se parecen un ginecólogo y un camarero?
    - En que los dos trabajan donde los demás se divierten.

  684. V!RU3T Says:

    Entra seco y oliendo a goma…
    Sale mojado y oliendo a pescado…
    El Buzo

  685. Miriam Says:

    COLMO DEL MONO
    Ir en un monopatin a un monasterio de monaco.

  686. amin Says:

    le ponen un examen a jaimito i la profe de infssssssdclefv hjgc rfhbhrf frvjhrtgb 5tngt hbng r ggrn r rr gtnsthg et

  687. Mario Says:

    abia un chino que iba a el colegio y le dice la profesora vajate ahora mismo los patalones y dice el chicno:Chinito no quelel chinito no quelel y dice la profesora o te los bajas o te suspendo se los baja y dice la profedora:Ahora bajate los calzoncillos y dice el chino:Chinito no quelel chinito no quelel y dice la profesora como no te los bajes te pongo un parte y chinito se los bajo y dice la profesora vale,ahora follame y dice chinito no queelel chinito no quelel y dice la profesora como no me folles te expulso del colegio para siempre y le follo y le dice la profesola vale ahora para y dice chinito:Chinito no quelel chino tal agulsto! Jajaja soy un crak contando chistes e.e.e?

  688. emiliano ramos Says:

    gallego puto son todos unos gays siempre les rompemos el culo en argentina el otro dia me cogi dos gallegos y gritaban que querian mas polla jajajajaj son todos putos ano roto

  689. Anonymous Says:

    DONDE VA UNA HORMIGA DESPUES DE PASAR POR EL JARDIN?

    - A PRIMER GRADO

  690. k t f. Says:

    porfavor no escrivan malas palabras , tengo 11 años y es mi tarea

  691. carlos Says:

    estaban 2 borrachos durmiendo en una litera y dice el de arriba yo duermo con dios la birgen y maria y ala madrugada se cae y dice el de abajo yabes por dormir con muchos

  692. Dan Says:

    @ ciclope: ¿cómo saber qué hubiese pasado si no nos colonizaban?? ¡no puedes ser tan cuadrado!

  693. luli :) Says:

    le dicela madre de jaimito a el,
    -jaimito porq pegas a tu hermana con una silla?
    dice jaimito,
    -porq elsofa era demasiado pesado

  694. wuin Says:

    un chiste mu corto mu corto mu corto mu corto orinal no te ace gracia pues es para mearse jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajjajaajajajjajajajajajajajajjajajajajjajajajajjajajajajajajaja

  695. wuin Says:

    esta el frigorifico y el bater y le dice el bater a frigtifoco:
    -me ganaras en jamones y dice el otro pero en chirozos noo.
    jajajjajjajajaajajajjaja

  696. wesly gacia Says:

    tiene alas y no vuela, tiene patas y no camina, tiene pico y no pica, tiene ojos y no mira.

    pajarito muerto.

  697. KAROLINA Says:

    como mantienes a un tonto ocupado?
    (lee abajo)

    como mantienes a un tonto ocupado?
    (lee arriba)

  698. Anonymous Says:

    QE MAL CHISTE

  699. kevin Says:

    adivinanzaa (: la mama de pepito tiene 5 Hijos
    1) pata
    2)peta
    3)pita
    4)pota
    i cual sigue despues?
    R//= pepitooo! xd

  700. kevin Says:

    cual es el colmo de un colmo?
    que el mudo le diga al sordo que el siego lo esta mirando! xd

  701. nenita suave Says:

    esto eran una clase de niños ke estban en la iglesia para hacer la comunion y dice el cura a jaimito jaimito mi hijo tu vas hacer la comunion par ser cristiao y dice jaimio no señor yo kier ser messi

  702. nenita suave Says:

    esto ra un negro ke froto la lampara mgia y le salio el genio y e geio leijo e le consederia tres deseas y el negro pidio ser blanco ke no le falta agua y ke se le sentaran todasla mujeres y el genio dijo a pues mirt convierto en bater

  703. gallegos mensos Says:

    @ ciclope:
    hay si amigo los gallegos son mensos y ya ok

    llega un policuia con un gallego y le dice
    -señor deme su nombre y su apeido
    -esta ustd. loco y luego yo como me llamo

    xq los gallegos no escriben el num.11 xq no savbemn cual 1 va primero!”!!!! aaaaa tomala jaja

  704. rouse Says:

    aaa aver aca va uno
    habia un negrito en el desierto entonces se encuentra una lampara magica la frota u pazz aparece un genio y le dice te consedo 3 deseos y el negrito le contestas ok el primero es que quiero tener agua muchas agua el segundo quiero ser blanco y el tercero ver mucho culo de mujer y pazz lo convirtio en taza de baño xD

  705. rouse Says:

    q osos ya habian escrito el chiste ajajaja

  706. angel Says:

    de ke murio el hombre k invento la cama de piedra?
    de un almhoadazo jajajaja

  707. markios9 Says:

    danna paola Escribir:

    desde que mi mujer se marchó, la casa esta como vacía
    -¿la echas de menos?
    -no, es que se llevó los muebles

  708. jesus david murillo valencia Says:

    un dia se insendio el soologico de cali y le echaron la culpa a la llama

  709. churro Says:

    ESTA UN PAPA Y SU HIJO Y EL PAPA LE DICE AL HIJO COMO SE DICE POPO O CACA
    Y EL PAPA LE RESPONDE PUES POPO
    Y EL HIJO VA A LA TIENDA Y LE DICE AL SEÑOR
    ME DA UNOS POPOHUATES

  710. topo Says:

    todos estan muy buenos. a porcierto alguien save xq los hijos de superman no se pelean entre ellos mismos,…..
    xq son supermancitos…………………………………………………………………

  711. jorge Says:

    que le dice un tio a otro:::yo soy tu padre jajajaja

  712. jorge Says:

    dios llama a moises y le dice mueve esa piedra y dios dice esa noooooO

  713. nenita suave Says:

    todos son unos mierdas son saben escribir ningunos y ademas los mios son los unicos risas los demas dan pena y aunque algunos se crean lo contrario soy yo la ke dice ke son una miers ake te cambas

  714. the sweet litle princess Says:

    vean este esto es un pollito k va caminando con una sopita doña gallina y le pregunta el otro oye k llevas ay y dice el pollito la cenizas de mi madre!!!!!

  715. angel Says:

    ¿que le dijo una manzana a una pera en una parada de autobuses?

    ”desde cuando es pera”

  716. manu Says:

    ¿como se dice viudaen chino?
    chinchumacho

  717. darkarbladis Says:

    yega un niño y le dise a su papa
    -papa es malo desir pene
    -no mira
    en 20 minutos le explica loque es y todo eso

    luego el papa le dise al hijo
    -pero por que me prejuntas eso hijo
    -esque en el patio vi a mi avue
    diciendo
    que mi alma no pene que no pene

    jjajajajajjejejejejejejejjijijijijijjojojojojojjujujujujujjuju

    [::–>>

  718. KITT Says:

    UHMM BUENO HABER SI SE PUBLICAN NUEVOS….. ALGUNOS PASAN PIOLA

  719. bety Says:

    los chistes de todos son re bobos el de kitt,darkarbladis,manu,angle,jorge y micaela….feossssssssssss

  720. ana Says:

    holy

  721. gero Says:

    habia una vez dos ladrones que ivan a robar a un gallinero uno se yamaba chupito y el otro chupame … chupito robo las gallinas y chupame los huevos…. mejores chistes de argentina jaja

  722. Anonymous Says:

    Habian dos rollos de papel que se gustaban mucho, pero no pdian tener una relacion…….
    Porque eran familia

  723. Anonymous Says:

    sos puta ridicula

  724. anonimo Says:

    había una mujer tan fea tan fea
    que de profesión eligió ser puta
    y se murió virgen

  725. anonimo Says:

    había una mujer tan fea tan fea
    que entro a un concurso de feas
    y le dijeron que no aceptaban
    profesionales

  726. snagger Says:

    - papa, papa ¿por que te os casasteis con mi mama?
    -por tu culpa cabron

  727. el papa de los helados Says:

    jajaja escuchen este.
    ¿por que la esposa de hulk queria el divorcio? por que queria un hombre mas maduro jajaja

  728. LAPIJALOCA Says:

    AAAAAA

  729. los tomates... Says:

    hay 2 tomates en la heladera…
    tomate 1:viste q frio q hace aca?
    tomate 2:ooo!!!q miedo un tomate que habla!!

  730. hola!!!! Says:

    como se dise niño encuerado en cnino?
    chichu -calson

  731. xinoo Says:

    que le dice un pepino a otro que empinada la tengoo

  732. pandhita25 Says:

    en un manicomio unos doctores pensaron en ponerles algo a los para ver si se compusieron los loquitos entonces los doctores empezaron a pintar enfrente los loquitos una puerta en la pared y ya después de que se seco la puerta los doctores les dijeron a todos los loquitos que fueran a abrir la puerta !!!
    todos fueron excepto uno y los doctores sorprendidos fueron y le preguntaron que por que no fue a abrir la puerta y el les respondió no pues para que correr a abrirla si nadie la va poder abrir si yo tengo las llaves !!!!! =D

  733. Anonymous Says:

    churru y sol como te amo aunque me ayas dicho que no besitos t.k.m atentamente churrito.

  734. churrito Says:

    hola sol como te quiero aunque me ayas dicho que no te seguire queriendo amiga vay atte. churrito

  735. julia Says:

    ¿que le dice la tortilla al tenedor ? no me pinches que tengo mas huevos que tu

  736. carolina Says:

    que le dice una nalga a otra?¿

    ahste para ya par que ay biene el tren de chocolate

  737. javier GSC Says:

    cuantas veces choco pancho pantera
    R=chocomil

  738. Anonymous Says:

    estas bien pend-ejoo jajajaja

  739. javier GSC Says:

    pendejo te dejo y en la cama te emparejo

  740. javier GSC Says:

    mamá mamá en la escuela me dice mentiroso

    pero si tu no vas a la escuela

  741. ROminá Piola Says:

    Jajajajajaja EsUn Desknsoo Estoo :P

  742. bomberoloco Says:

    Por que los gringos no pueden jugar al ajedres …. ??

    por que le faltan las torres!!

    xD xD xD xD xD xD humor negro jajajaj

  743. rasputyn Says:

    el chiste no tiene ni puñetera gracia porque esta mal contado, que mujer es dos veces animal y dice tu madre porque es una zorra y encima cobra

  744. MOHAMED LAMRABET Says:

    UNO PREGUNTA A OTRO LI DICE YO SOY YO Y TU ERES TU QUIEN ES EL TONTO?

    RESPONDE YO.

  745. fddfcfc Says:

    culo roto
    JAJAJAJAAAA

  746. christopher Says:

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  747. Chistorete Says:

    Amigo español si son taaaaaan listos explicame por q unos indios con taparrabo los apalearon y regresaron con tooodo y sus virrelles al viejo mundo?? no entiendo o acaso no eran tan brutos los indios… de otra forma creo q españa seria un pais mas grande no?

  748. LULI Says:

    En un barco viaja un español y un inglés. El inglés se cae al agua y grita:
    ¡Help! ¡Help! ¡Help!
    Entonces dice el español:
    Gel no tengo, pero si quieres shampoo.

  749. marcos Says:

    ¿Porque se murieron 100 gallegos en el mar?
    -Porque el barcoparo y todos se bajaron a empujar

  750. ale Says:

    perdon, senor con todo respeto ustedes son unos sinverguenzar ladrones que fueron a destruir y a robar a la america, tu crees que tu modernidad es tanto, jajajja heramos felices hasta que llegaron ajjaja. matar para robar y sobre todo dicen que la evangelizacion, solo querian colonizar y robar todos. ladronessssssssssss…

  751. rodrigo Says:

    muy malo. inmoral. como va a contar un chist de eso es totalmente malo

  752. el q invento los chistes Says:

    HABIA UNA CHICA BAÑANDOSE EN EL BAÑO Y SU PERRO SE LLAMA: DALE MAS ENTRA UN LADRON Y EL LADRON LA VIOLA Y LA CHICA LLAMA A SU PERRO PARA Q LA PROTEJA Y COMO SU PUERTA ESTABA CERRADA EL PERRO NO PUDO ENTRAR EL LADRON ENTENDIO OTRA COSA Y LA CHICA SIGUE LLAMANDO A SU PERRO :D ALE MAS,DALE MAS,DALE MAS,DALE MAS,DALE MASY EL LADRON DICE YA NO PUEDO Y LA CHICA DALE MAS LLAMA A SU PERRO Y EL LADRON AL ULTIMO DICE ME RINDO CON DOLOR DE PINGA

  753. Yuliana Says:

    Que le dijo un tomate cocido a uno crudo?- Tomates ayer??? :3

  754. FRAN Says:

    UN RANGA DICE QUE COÑO NOS PONEMOS EL MAS SEXI

  755. FRAN Says:

    UN TANGA LE DICE A OTRO QUE COÑO NOS PONEMOS EL MAS SEXI

  756. M4x1 Says:

    Una vez venia caperucita escupiendo acerrin y la abuela le pregunta:

    -¿caperucita por que venis escupiendo acerrin?

    Y caperucita contesta

    -porque le hize un pete a pinocho

  757. Anonymous Says:

    hoye esta chido tu chiste soy santis

  758. celesste Says:

    algunos buenos otro malos

  759. Anonymous Says:

    super jajaja

  760. Angi Says:

    muy buenos me los savia casi todos pero me rei =mente XDDD!!!

  761. rodrigo Says:

    chupenme la pija

  762. debora meltrozo Says:

    una persona le dice a otra en un casamiento:
    -viste que fea que es la novia?
    la otra persona responde:
    -wena para que es mi hija!
    el chico avergonzado responde:
    -hay perdon no sabia que era el padre…
    - no soy el padre soy la madre!

  763. esteban quito Says:

    JAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJJA !!!!!!
    que buen chiste!! JAJAJAJAJ!!!

  764. carla Says:

    cual es la palabra mas larga del mundo…??

    ARROZ
    jajaja

  765. dina Says:

    mama mama en la escuela me dicen piojoso, espera jamimito que tenes un piojito…

    JAJAJA

  766. rrrrrrr Says:

    rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  767. rocio Says:

    CUAL ES EL COLMO DE UN POLICIA MEXICANO? QUE SU ESPOSA LE DE UNA MORDIDITA .,.. JEJEJEJE

  768. Anonymous Says:

    que le dijo una roca a otra ??

    vamos a rockear… xd

  769. oscar tres coronas Says:

    llega el papa de pepito y le dice….pepito alfin encontre ala cigueña y te trajo a tu hermanito…
    puta madre habiendo tantas mujeres te cogieste a una cigueña ???… :D

  770. Anonymous Says:

    pinche mamon

  771. LLON Says:

    -Mamá.. en el colegio me llaman maricón..
    - Y a mi.. qué?, dice la madre.
    y dice el niño: -A ti puta!
    ;)

  772. efren Says:

    EL hijo de riki martin pregunta oye papi que pipi mas grande tienes riki dice:eso no es na deja q llegues aver el de tu mama

  773. Anonymous Says:

    sisisissi jajaaj muy xulos aunke algunos son una mierda “con cariño”XDDDD

  774. linares Says:

    va caminando un cien pies por el vosque, abia una ramita y, se tropeso, se tropeso, se tropeso, se tropeso etc.@ Angel:

  775. jose sanchez Says:

    estan pdres los chistes sijan asi

  776. faku Says:

    tan excelente los chistes muy buenos!!

  777. francisca Says:

    va un huaso a misa y el padre le dice: hijo mio nunca te habia visto aca , porque no vienes a misa mas seguido. el huaso responde: porque no tengo quien me cuide los tomatess pueee!!!, y el padre le responde: hijo mio dois te los cuidara.al otro domingo el huaso se aperece en misa, el padre dice:hoy nos hemos reunido junto a dios. entonces el huaso dice: entonces quien me ta’ cuidando los tomates pueee!!!

  778. Larry Cañonga Says:

    Que tiene Woody en su celular?
    Un mensaje de Buzz

  779. fernaando Says:

    hola por que un policia agarra a un siego y lo suelta ¡no se¡ por que no tiene nada que ber jajaja bisiten la pagina bamos los tarados.com@giles bases.com.uy.ay.oy

  780. Anonymous Says:

    qe chiste mas feo no tiene ni pizca de gracia

  781. jonathan ramirez sarabio Says:

    1-acto esta un pavo rojo con una espada 2-actoesta un pavo azul con una espada 3-acto esta un pavo verde con otra espada¿como se llamo la obra?pavoranger

  782. Nadia Molteni Says:

    yo pense q los chistes me iban a hacer reir pero no me hacen reir nada de nada

  783. sofia ♥ Says:

    mira estuvieron buenisimos pero les dejo uno:
    como se dise en chino oculista?
    yosacojito

  784. sofia ♥ Says:

    cuantas mujeres entran en un huevo?
    dos clara y-ema

    jajjjaja

  785. sofia ♥ Says:

    ¿como sacas un elefante de una pileta?
    mojado

  786. sofia ♥ Says:

    en un restaurante:
    ¿y como quiere sus huevos el señor?
    con toda mi alma,con toda mi alma

  787. sofia ♥ Says:

    PRIMER ACTO:una aspirina grande
    SEGUNDO ACTO:una aspirina muy grande
    TERSER ACTO: una aspirina gigante
    COMO SE LLAMA LA OBRA
    ……………….bayaspirina

  788. sofia la mejor aguante la misericordia y aguante el 6c ♥ Says:

    mama,mama ¿ porque la novia va vestida de blanco?
    porque es el dia mas feliz de su vida
    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh entonses ya se porque el novio va vestido de blanco

  789. sofia la mejor aguante la misericordia y aguante el 6c ♥ Says:

    VA PERDON ERA NEGRO YA ARUINE TODO EN CHISTE JAJA

  790. jajaja Says:

    ponte el pijama de rayas.. y rayas durmio desnudo

  791. jakiie Says:

    en qee se parece una loka a una piruja en qee a ala loka le pasan kosas por la cabeza iiala piruja cabesaz por la cosa jajaja sta bno

  792. fede barberis Says:

    que le dice un toro al otro?

    deja de toriar, gill

  793. Observattore Says:

    a ver ciclope, en esas pinchs 3 carabelas habia malditos delincuentes degenerados y asesinos que solo nos trajeron enfermedades, robos, tragedia y la caida de un gran imperio que estaba varios siglos adelantado en astronomia y matematicas que ustedes… su fama es mundialmente reconocida. Ni quien los llamara a “colonizarnos”, fue una maldita excusa para robarnos el oro y las tierras.

  794. Glen Says:

    Un borracho entra a una torteria y dice: “Me da una Lady GaGa”
    y el tortero dice: “Aaa chin… cuál es esa?”
    y el borracho dice: “Una gringa con chorizo”

  795. Lu Says:

    A los españoles(gallegos) si se sienten ofendidos con los chistes por algo sera… Los nativos no eran salvajes, de hecho ellos sabían que la tierra era redonda desde muchos siglos antes que los españoles; si corrian o no con taparrabos en la selva, desgraciadamente no hay datos fidedignos de ello; y por cierto, no he visto pirámides ni construcciones similares en España… en fin.
    A los demás, o sea, chilenos, argentinos, peruanos colombianos, mexicanos, bolivianos, sudamericanos, centroamericanos, etc.: Aprendan a ESCRIBIR correctamente !maldita sea! bno, k, nc, pork, dcr, aced, ii, kmo, hijoe puta… según yo se escribe hijo DE puta.
    Los chistes, algunos son malos y otros buenos.

  796. emilio Says:

    bueno, con ese comentario nos vuelves a dar la razon de hablar asi de ustedes, antes de escribir asegurate de conectar bien tu cerebro con tus dedos, porque los que llegaron a estas tierras eran tan ignorantes como tu. saludos desde Mexico.

  797. ian bizcarguenaga Says:

    estas borracho??
    noooooo solo 2 tomases me cerve

  798. Silvia princess Says:

    que le dice un tampon a otro ??
    Me estoi poniendo colorao
    JaJaJaaa….
    XD XD

  799. Silvia princess Says:

    Mama Mama en el colegio me llaman cabezon hijo pues la proxima vez pegales.
    Es que se meten por los callejones.
    JeJeJee =)

  800. Silvia princess Says:

    Esto es un maniconmio donde ya no caben locos y hacen una prueba para haber si alguno se habia curado y haberlo sacado de alli.
    Entonces dibujaron una puerta abierta en la pizarra y todos los locos fuero a escaparse menos uno y le preguntan ¿por que no te as escapado?
    Porque yo tengo la llave
    JaJaJaaa…
    X)

  801. penudo Says:

    son malos XD jajaj

  802. anonimo Says:

    TODOS ESO IQUE CHISTES SON MAS MALOS QUE CAGAR PARADO

  803. ko0ko0 Says:

    estan unos pollito0s bn japis y se va pasando0 otro0 en tonses ledicen ben pollito0 ben aver tomate esta serveza (y se lo toma)
    - q sientes pollito?????
    - nada? o no manches no ciente nada……
    -aver pollito fumate este sigarrito0
    (selo fuma)
    - q sientes
    - nada
    - a no manches
    y ledicen
    - aver inalate esta
    -q sientes??
    - nada , ….. no siento nimis alitas ni mis patitas……

    espero0 q os alla gustado atto0: the flawer – metal

  804. ko0ko0 Says:

    po0rke lo0s gallego0s ven la tele en el techo0 de un edificio0 ??????…para ver el canal d las estrellas… xD xD jkajajaj

  805. ko0ko0 Says:

    habia una vez en un barco0 y llega una co0ncha y le empieza a decir al capitan del barco0 “so0y una co0ncha, so0y una co0ncha” y el capitan le dice :callate o te disparo0 y la co0ncha le vuelve a decir “s0y una co0ncha, so0y una co0ncha” y no0mas se o0ye PUMMM !!!! y la “co0ncha” ao0ra le dice: so0y una do0na so0y una do0na ……….. jejejeje xD xD

  806. ko0ko0 Says:

    llega san pedro0 al cielo0 le dice adio0s ……..y se va xD jeje

  807. ko0ko0 Says:

    po0rke estas leyendo0 esto0 pinche inutil co0nsigue una vida…. pinche niño0 antiso0cial …………….. (y luego0 dice) si si veinte minutito0s mas…..xD jeje

  808. ko0ko0 Says:

    LLEGA UN NIÑO CON SU MAMA Y LEDICE:
    -MAMA,MAMA NO ME ESPERES
    -POR Q HIJA???
    -POR Q YA YEGE……..

  809. ko0ko0 Says:

    llega un niño0 co0n su mama y le dice : mama mama mi papa esta aventando0 la basura po0r la ventanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa… xD

  810. ko0ko0 Says:

    asi antes de irme superen los pinches traumas por q el pedo0 en esta pajina es reir no leer esas mamadas de q losgallegos y q no se q pedo o q pendejada neta
    les voy a decir al go aveseno hacedaño reise dede uno mismo

  811. ANTHONY Says:

    SI QUE ALEGRIA TIENES RAZON GRACIAS, SI NO FUERA POR USTEDES ESTARIAMOS AUN EL PELOTAS CON LAS MUJERES MAS BELLAS DEL MUNDO, NOS DESGRACIARON LA VIDA, ADEMAS EL QUE DESCUBRIO AMERICA FUE COLON UN ITALIANO NO USTEDES, LO UNICO QUE PUSIERON USTEDES ERA LA MIERDA DE SU PAIS PUROS PRESOS, Y TAN BUENOS COLONIZADORES SON QUE LO UNICO QUE APRENDIMOS DE USTEDES EN 500 AÑOS FUE HACER UNA TORTILLA DE PAPAS, DE RESTO UN COÑO, OJALA Y NOS FUERAN COLONIZADO LOS INGLESES ESE SI ES UN PAIS CIVILIZADO MIRA LO QUE HICIERON CON EEUU NO USTEDES QUE DONDE POSARON LA CAGARON Y AUN DESPUES DE 500 AÑOS SEGUIMOS SIENDO UN CONTINENTE CON PROBLEMAS

  812. anonimo Says:

    que imbecil eres

  813. christian arellano Says:

    no mamen la de burro y no cagen palos vallanse a chingar asu madre hijos de puta prostituta no saben contar chistes mejor vallan a mamarle la verga al cavallo les digo que no saben contar chistes por que dicen puras pendejadas alo juey vallanse a chingar asu madre pinches mugrosos ariva la florencia 13 y sur side de santa chila abajo el pinche varrio culero de la tpch valen pito t ustedes tanvien valen pito hijos de putaaa jajaja attee,gasper,y m,r,yosie,fixer.

  814. c-kan Says:

    estoy contigo gasper m,r yosie y fixer los vavosadas que dicen aqui vales verga mejor vallanse a prostituirse como su puta madre ariva la tropa loca la florencia 13 y sur side y ariva oblatos y santa chila ustedes valen coño atee,c-kan,bodka,y ñengo

  815. rosie Says:

    Princess
    aprende a escribir bnn
    y no hace gracia ttu chiste
    y otra cosa.carajo es tan dificil q no haya racismo???solo veo lso españoles olos gallegos no se q y luego los latinos no se q.joer es una pag de chistes no de insultos!!!!!
    todos tienen buenas cosas y malass,pero no hace falta sacarnos los trapos sucios noo

  816. nico ahun Says:

    habian dos waffles en un horno!!
    Entonces un Waffle le dice al otro,… che! que calor que hace aqui adentro,
    El otro waffle se da media vuelta y lo mira con los ojos grandes y dice: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH UN WAAAAAAAAFFFFLLLLEEEE QUE HAAABBLLAAAAAAAA!!!

    AJAJAJAJAJAJAAAJA

  817. Lalaaa Says:

    iva caperusita roja caminande por el bosque, entonses cayo la noche y la aplasto

  818. ADRIANA Says:

    habia una vez un señor tan tonto tarbajando de taxista que se sube un borracho y le dice
    -señor! lleveme donde halla
    mujeres que quieran salir
    -y el señor lo lleva a la carcel de mujeres!!!!
    jajajjajajjajajjajaaajaa :D

  819. WENDY Says:

    Mee enkkanto el Chiistee :D D

  820. armando esteban quito Says:

    avia una vez un mocho q queria ser pupi y entubo los boxer

  821. armando esteban quito Says:

    HABIA UN MAN TAN FEO TAN FEO PERO TAN FEO Q CUANDO SE MURIO EL DIABLO TENIA Q DORMIR CON LA LUZ PRENDIDA PORQ SE ASUSTABA

  822. armando esteban quito Says:

    messi toma leche y diego milito

  823. sebastian bruja carmona Says:

    mami mami en el colegio no saben pronunciar mi nombre bueno hbjvdfvfghjjg

  824. JUAN PABLO GALLON DE ENVIGADO Says:

    mami mami aqui no ay valcccccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon

  825. JUAN PABLO GALLON DE ENVIGADO Says:

    MAMI MAME EN EL CLOO ME DICEN DESCUIDADA
    NIÑA USTED VIVE EN FRENTE

  826. CAMILO CHEN XU Says:

    SOY UN MAFIOSITO ALIAS EL PIPISOTE BUSCO NENAS BN PERRAS PARA Q ME VENDAN SU VIRGITO :q

  827. La GrRiLlIs Says:

    En EsToS mOmEnToS eStOy En Un OrGaSmO

  828. jose Says:

    los argentinos son los unicos q saven contar chistes uds los de espaÑa q la chupen

  829. ChULy Says:

    Que Le Dijo un pez a otro pez?
    nada por qe los peces no hablan
    jeje

    para luu dunrrauf qe la amoo mucho te kiero amiga!

  830. Luu Says:

    GHracias Chulyy!! jajajjajjajajajajajaajajajjaajjajsos re divina te amo enana! ♥ Te quiero un monton màss! besos.. TE QUIERO MUCHO AMIGA BESOS..!

    Pra Giuli (la chuly) Marinero Schroh!! ♥

  831. gonzalo Says:

    una bieja estaba cagando a bajo de un hormigero la omiga ma chiquita se le metio en el augero

  832. meli Says:

    que buenos chistes tienes

  833. antonela Says:

    jajaja muy buenos loss chistess re copadosss

  834. antonela Says:

    jaja qque asquerooso¡!

  835. Thu bellaCkkitha triple X Says:

    Wjkasoaja Xistes Kl pesao wm muy bnoos

  836. juan Says:

    no es lo mismo huele a traste que atras te huele

  837. Anonymous Says:

    si, nos hicieron un favor masacrando y evangelizando los nativos de estas tierras con su puta biblia. no te olvides que estamos aca porque descendemos de ustedes, si no hubiesen venido estariamos alli, gallego gil. te das cuenta por que hay chistes de gallegos? por gente como vos

  838. Anonymous Says:

    fome!!!

  839. LILIANA Says:

    MUY BUENOS LOS CHISTES
    AY LES VA UNO
    QE LE DIJO UNA NALGA ALA OTRA??
    NO TE PASES DE LA RAYA

  840. FERNANDO " MEXICANO" Says:

    NADIE LES PIDIO QUE VINIERAN A “COLONIZAR”", SOLO TRAJERON RATERO, QUE SE LLEVARON ORO,PLATA, TRAJERON SIFILIS, GONORREA, LA SANTA INQUISICION, QUIEN EN NOMBRE DE DIOS MATABA, TORTURABA, ETC
    NADIE NECESITABA DE UDS ESPAÑOLES DE MIERDA, YA TENIAMOS CULTURA, Y MUCHOS ADELANTOS QUE TU PINCHE PENINSULA IBERICA NO TENIA

  841. juan Says:

    es una porongaa tu chistee

  842. Anonymous Says:

    no mames

  843. anonimo Says:

    iban dos comadres en el autobus y una le dic a la otra..ay comadre se me durmio la nalga!!! y la otra responde..si hace rato q la stoy escuchando roncar!!!

  844. anonimo Says:

    iba un pajarito volando y se golpea con un policia.
    el poli lo mete en una jaula.
    cuando el pajaro despiertadice:wow golpie a un policia y ya estoy en la carcel

  845. anonimo Says:

    esto es un preso en la carcel:
    -esto es estupido. Estoy en la carcel por robar una barra de pan y ahora todos los dias me dan una

  846. anonimo Says:

    -mama, que tienes en la panza?
    -un niño
    -y quien te lo dio?
    -tu papa
    pepito corre donde su papa y le dice:
    -papi no le des mas niños a mi mamá porque se los come!

  847. Alguien Says:

    Bueno, yo soy española pero vivo en sudamérica por el trabajo de mi padre y quiero decir, que ni aqui antes eran salvajes, ni que los gallegos son tontos, como describen los chistes! Después os quejais de que los españoles son racistas, pues precisamente aqui tampoco es que adoren a los españoles, asi que os callais todos y punto! Estoy arta de las rivalidades que hay! Joder parad ya! esto se trataa de chistes asi que diré uno:
    Estos son dos chicos y uno le dice al otro: Oye, sabías que mi madre se cayó por el balcón y ahora esta en el cielo?!
    Y el otro le dice: ¡¡¡Pues si que rebota tu vieja!!! :D

  848. Gerardo Says:

    Sabes que el otro día se cayó mi madre por el balcón y ahora está en el cielo.
    Pues, ¡Cómo rebota tu vieja!

  849. adrian velex Says:

    que es una lapida…..una china que corre rapido…..jajajajajjaja gas

  850. Cami y Nahu Says:

    Van 3 pulgitas a una casa, van a dormir en el baño una duerme en el jabon, otra en la canilla y otra en el inodoro…. Cuando se despierta la del jabon le pregunta a la de la canilla- ¿como dormiste?- Bien pero un poco mojada- y la de la canilla le pregunta a la del jabon- ¿y vos como dormiste?- Mas o menos porque me caia para un lado, para el otro- Y las dos al mismo tiempo le preguntan a la del inodoro – ¿y vos como dormiste?- Muy mal primero callo una lluvia, despues calleron unos truenos y despues callo un tronco que me salvo-

  851. exe lopez Says:

    que le dijo una vagina a un pene ? que haces hay afuera parado entra!!

  852. exe lopez Says:

    2 chicos estaban jugando y uno le dice al otro: che vos saves andar en bicicleta? y el otro le responde nosavo. el otro dice no se dice nosavo se dice nosepo. y al frente havia una señora que los escucho y les dice: niños niños no se dice nosavo ni nosepo, se dice nose, y los chicos responden , entonses para que mierda hablas vieja y la ree concha de tu madre, jeje

  853. exe lopez Says:

    un chico que hablaba para la mierda encuentra una lampara magica y la frota, entonses de repente aparece un mago y le dice te consedo 1 deseo, y el chico dice: queiero quae mies padres hablien comuo yoi(quiero que mis padres hablen como yo)y el mago le consede el desea..el pelotudo(el chico)llega a su casa y la madre le dice hoila hijitoi comoi ti fuea?(hola hijito como te fue) y el gosro/el chico) va cn el padre y le dice hoila papitou(hola papito)y el padre le contesta hola hijo todo bien? y el pendejo dice :o mi padre habla bieen y luego suena el timbre rriin rriin y el culiadito(el chico) atiende y era el sodero que le dice: hoila pibioto comoio andais?(hola pibe como andas? jeje

  854. jesner Says:

    la cagada tus chistes nunca e escuchado una guebada mas chistoso son todos buena los chistes jjajajajajajajja bayyyyyyyyyy

  855. estrella de NOHETO los rebeldes peo qe perales Says:

    todos los chistes no son muy buenos pero = me riop muxo pero ese chiste del perro es muy monse sepan escribir bien los chistes me quier reir un buen con los chistes mas buenos del mundo porqe aca solo esciben solo los mas buenos y diviertanse poqe esto esta de poca yvayanse a la mierda todo los cagones y porqe yo estoy del un

  856. katherine Says:

    - Por favor, cariño, dime algo con amor.
    - ¿Con amor?: AMORfa!.

  857. shyara Says:

    ta buena

  858. sara Says:

    la mayoria de chistes estan bueno pero alguno estan mal muy bien los que hicieron los chistes buenos graxi … !! :)

  859. RuMaNiTo Says:

    este es un gallego q le mandan a cuba a por coca y viene con pepsi :( )

    ¿Pq bob esponja no va al gimnasio?
    Pues pq ya esta cuadraoo xddd

  860. E14Alexander96 Says:

    ¿QUÉ LE DICE UN ÁRBOL A OTRO ÁRBOL?
    -se me paro el pajarito.

    hahaha…si quieren más me avisan…mandandome un msn a mi email: portal-xgames@hotmail.com
    y si quieren ver juegos y to eso visiten mi pagina: xportal.webs.tl

  861. Oyama Says:

    “habia una vez caperucita roja y su abuelita”
    -abueltia xq tienes las orejas tan grandes??
    -son para escucharte mejor!
    -abuelita xq tienes los ojos tan grandes??
    -son para verte mejor!
    -abuelita xq tines la boca tan grande??
    - HAY MIJITA; SI SUPIERAS LAS MARAVILLAS QUE HACIA TU ABUELO!!! jajaja

  862. sofia ortega Says:

    Que dice un gato cuando se esta aogando:

    -meahogo, meahogo, meahogo

  863. clara Says:

    quele dice una palomita a otra palomita ?????????????????

    saltemos porque nos quemamos

    jjejejejejejejejejejXD

  864. viki Says:

    menos errores de ortografiaaaa che no se entiende naaa

  865. nacho Says:

    un dia va jaimito al colegio y la profesora dice:
    chicos para mañana traigan dos pelotitas de ping pong.
    al otro dia la seño dice chicos tragieron las pelotitas pedisas?
    si. responden todos.
    y la seño le pregunta a jaimito:
    que te pasó jaimito?
    y ute seño me dijo que trajiera las dos pelotitas de king kong

  866. SudakasNO Says:

    Extinción de sudacas YA Por una buena limpieza étnica.

  867. isma Says:

    q le dice una braga a otra en q coño nos metemos hoy

  868. cualkierinnn Says:

    habia una vez truz … cuek!

    por que la ropa para los gordos se llaman talles especiales??
    como se llamaria la ro`pa para flacos raquiticos?

  869. Diego Says:

    Saben lo que le dijo un tereso al otro…? Agarrate que nos caemos!

  870. TOTY Says:

    UN AMIGO LE DICE AL OTRO
    CHE SABES QUE EN CASA TENGO UNA BOTELLA DE WHISKY
    Y EL AMIGO LE DICE
    Y SI VAMOS A TU CASA
    Y NOS LA CHUPAMOS
    Y EL OTRO LE RESPONDE
    BUENO PERO DESPUES NOS TOMAMOS
    EL WHISKY

  871. Anonymous Says:

    No haga coraje joven son solo chistes y como mexicana solo le digo mejor nos hubieramos quedado en taparrabos…porque con o sin seguimos siendo inteligentes y estamos ricos en historia y yo me enorgullezco de quien soy y entre mas indigena me vea mas feliz soy.

  872. Anonymous Says:

    no me gusta”Te borro del faceboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook”Hao.
    <3 XD <3 :-) <3

  873. belu Says:

    habia 2 ciegos en el desierto y uno dice ojala lloviera y el otro le dice yo tambien

  874. Anonymous Says:

    habia una ves un español y un ingles help significa ayuda en español bueno entonces el ingles dijo help help help y el español le dise no tengo si quiere shampoo

  875. karlos21 Says:

    Cual es el Colmo de los Colmos.
    Que un Mudo le diga al Sordo
    que el Ciego lo esta Espiando.

  876. FER Says:

    Porque son malisimos,asquerosos repucnantes…
    Pero no te desanimes mujer.

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