24 de Noviembre del 2008

(410) Comentarios

Selección de Chistes muy cortos pero graciosos

Zuasoft

Chistes

(53 votos, Nota: 3.98)

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Donald usa teclado y Mickey mouse.

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- Hola ¿habla Dora?

- Habladora tu vieja, hijo de puta!

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- Hola ¿esta Armando?

- No, apenas voy por las instrucciones.

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Ringgggg… ringgggggggg – Hola, ¿es el nueve, cinco, dos, ocho, seis,
siete, nueve, uno, cuatro? – Sí, sí, sí, no, sí, no, no, sí, no.

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- Hola ¿esta Agustín?

- No, estoy incomodin.

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- Hola ¿Conchita?

- No, con Tarzán.

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- Mi hija se casó con un piloto italiano. ¿Y la suya?

- Con un vestido de seda.

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- Señor, hace 20 minutos que le pedí al mozo una botella de vino de la

casa.

- Va a tener que esperar otros 20 minutos, porque el mozo vive medio lejos.

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- Hola Caperucita verde!

- Hola Lobo daltónico!

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- Mozo, ¿que tiene de entrada?.

- Una puerta de vidrio.

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Una adivinanza: tengo dos pelos, tres ojos, dos narices y un dedo.

¿Qué soy?

- Deforme.

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- ¿Sabes que mi hermano anda en bicicleta desde los cuatro años?

- Mmm… ya debe estar lejos.

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Después del tono internacional se escucha la siguiente conversación…

- ¿Disculpe, ya llego julio allá?

- Caballero, no se donde llame usted pero aquí todavía es mayo.

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- Doctor, doctor, veo elefantes rosados por todas partes.

- ¿Ha visto ya a un psicólogo?

- No, solo elefantes rosados.

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¿Que deberías decir si ves pasar 9 elefantes con medias verdes y 1

con medias rojas?

.. Que 9 de cada 10 elefantes usan medias verdes.

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En un restaurante:

¿Y como quiere el señor sus huevos?

- Con toda mi alma, con toda mi alma.

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¿Que hace McGiver con una oveja y un cocodrilo?

.. una camisa Lacoste.

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- Oiga, este autobús ¿me lleva al cementerio?

- Si se pone delante, es posible.

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Venían dos globos por el desierto, y uno le dice el otro:

- Che! guarda con el cactus!

¿Que cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssss…

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- Jamás olvidaré las ultimas palabras de mi madre.

- ¿Que? fue lo que dijo?

- Oe puta!… No me muevas la escaleraaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

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¿Que? pasa si mete un huevo en el microondas?

.. Es probable que se agarre el otro con la puerta.

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En un manicomio dos locos discuten:

-Yo soy el Rey. Hoy mismo me lo dijo Dios.

Y el otro contesta muy sorprendido:

-¡Pero si yo no te he dicho nada

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Porque los pedos además de ruido tienen olor? Para que los sordos también puedan disfrutarlos.

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MAMITA QUIERO PIPI
OTRA VEZ!! ESTE ES CUARTO VASO QUE TE TOMAS..

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¿Porque la torre de pisa esta inclinada?
Porque tuvo mas reflejos que las torres gemelas

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mi amor hiciste café?”
_no hice verde pero ya estoy mejor
Fuente: http://www.chistesbromasytonteras.cl/cortos.htm

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bryan
14 de Mayo del 2009 a las 1:32 am

Van dos granos de arena por el desierto y le dice uno a otro, CREO QUE NOS SIGUEN.

bryan
14 de Mayo del 2009 a las 1:33 am

- De que color es un chino si lo agarras por los cojones?
-Amarillo chillón

bryan
14 de Mayo del 2009 a las 1:36 am

Llega un chico y le pregunta a su amigo:
¿Viste el apagón de anoche?
Y le contesta:
No, en mi casa se fue la luz …

bryan x3
14 de Mayo del 2009 a las 1:38 am

Entra una señora a la carnicería y dice:
Deme esa cabeza de cerdo de allí.
Y contesta el carnicero:
Perdone señora, pero eso es un espejo..

bryan x3
14 de Mayo del 2009 a las 1:43 am

Oye, tu estudias derecho?
No, yo estudio sentado

bryan x3
14 de Mayo del 2009 a las 1:45 am

qué le dice uan tanga a la
otra:
– ¿que coño nos p0nemos hoy?!

jaime
14 de Mayo del 2009 a las 8:28 pm

jeje muy buenos bryan

Johny
14 de Mayo del 2009 a las 9:25 pm

que le dice un cachete del culo al otro?
- no te pases de la ralla!

jaime
14 de Mayo del 2009 a las 10:12 pm

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Angel
10 de Junio del 2009 a las 1:29 am

COMO DISTRAES A UN GALLEGO?
LE DICE Q ORGANICE LOS M&M POR ORDEN ALFABETICO

Angel
10 de Junio del 2009 a las 1:29 am

PORQ LOS GALLEGOS NO VAN AL MAR?
LE TIENEN MIEDO AL COCO

Angel
10 de Junio del 2009 a las 1:32 am

LOS GALLEGOS VAN A ESTADOS UNIDOS, PERO ESOTOS NO SE BAJAN DEL AVION…
-TODO ESTA BIEN, DICE UN GRINGO
-NO, NO, NO NOS VAMOS A BAJAR, DICE UNO DE LOS GALLEGOS, ESQ LE TEMEMOS A WEL!!!!
-KIEN ES WEL? PREGUNTA EL GRINGO…
- ESE LETRERO DE AHI DICE:
WEL-COME GALLEGOS

1 de Julio del 2009 a las 10:35 pm

¿que le dice una piedra a otra?

somos los picapiedras

ciclope
13 de Julio del 2009 a las 4:43 pm

jajaja venga con gallego y gallego pues si no es por los gallegos(españoles) vosotros que os creeis tan listos y nos degradais tanto a los españoles poniendonos de tontos para arriba si no fuera por nosotros seguiriais en taparrabos corriendo por la selva como os encontramos y os colonizamos ya hace mas de 500 años así que mas respeto gauchito.Slds un español que no gallego

15 de Julio del 2009 a las 3:12 am

pinche gallego pendejo para que lo sepas teniamos mas tecnoogia que osotros heran los salvajes que sin armas no eran nada e pendejo gallego

15 de Julio del 2009 a las 3:28 am

esta un gallego con su amigo alas 12 de la noche pero manolo estaba enfermo asi que pacorro (el otro gallego) decide llamarle a su amigo juan para saber que haser
ring ring
juan:(medio dormido) mmm bueno
pacorro: HOLA JUAN sabes que manolo esta muy enfermo que ago
juan:comprale un supositorio adios cuelga
pacorro:dice que te compre un supositorio
manolo:y donde lo compramos
pacorro:nose aber dejame volver a yamarlo
ring ring
juan:(molesto y dormido
bueno¡
pacorro:sabes que no sabemos donde compramos el supositorio
juan:pues en una farmacia adios
cuelga
ya en la farmacia el farmaceutico les pregunta que si para niño o si para adulto
y como nosabenque pedir a si que deciden llamarle a juan
hola juan ya estamos en la farmacia pero no sabemos si pedirle de niño o de adulto
fregaos pues que es manolo
un hombre o un niño
pues un hombre entonces pide uno de hombre pendejo
ya despues de haberlo pedido saban ala casa pero ya hay nose saben que hacer con el si tomarselo con agua o meterselo por el culo o que
asi que deciden volver a ablarle a juan
hola juan sabes que ya tenemos el supositorio perono sabe mos si tomarselo con agua meterselo por el culo o que
juan molesto les grita fregaos meteselo por el culo
pacorro sabes que manolo te lo vas a tener que topmar con agua por que juan ya se enojo

Ayelen (argentina carajo)
20 de Julio del 2009 a las 2:55 am

y bue gallego o español como se t antoje clasificart, si somos tan salvajes nos ubieran dejado asi… pero ustedes como son tan anviciosos y abariciosos no pudieron con eso… asi q no rompas las pelotas xq asi d indios nos gusta estar y nos la re bancamos MIERDAAAAA GALLEGOOOOOOOOOO

zuasoft
20 de Julio del 2009 a las 9:10 am

no cambiemos de tema de la web que es el humor!! lo de los gallegos en sudamerica o algo deben utilizarlo como nosotros los del lepe, pero creo que tampoco hay maldad.

Vicentito
24 de Julio del 2009 a las 12:29 am

Aqui un gallego del Pais Brusco (Vasco), respetuoso con los tainos y otras culturas precolombinas.

*Un sordo a un tonto:
- 2 + 3?
- Cuatro
- Por el culo te la hinco!!

*- Está usted muy gordo
- Sí, como una tapia

*- Tengo un perro sin patas
- Cómo se llama?
- Para que llamarlo, si no va a venir

*Cómo se dice “naufrago” en euskera (vasco)?
“Zinzulantxa” (pronunciado “sinsulancha”)

*Un vasco y un gallego:
- Egunon!
- Eu tampouco!

PRINCESS
29 de Agosto del 2009 a las 7:24 pm

ESTA ERA UNA VEZ Q UN MARCIANO LLEGO A LA TIERRA Y DIJO Q SE HIBA A LLEBAR A EL PRIMER HOMBRE Q VIERA Y SE ENCONTRO A UNO Y LE DICE:SOY MARCIANO Y LE CONTESTA EL HOMBRE: MUCHO GUSTO YO SOY MARSELO.
JA JA JA JA

steefiy
2 de Septiembre del 2009 a las 8:31 pm

muy buenos chistes nico

steefiy
2 de Septiembre del 2009 a las 8:47 pm

primer acto un pelo dentro unvaso con agua segundo acto un pelo dentro un vaso con agua tercer acto un pelo dentro un vaso con agua ¿como -se llama la obra?
-no me tomes el pelo

jajaja ()-()
(* *)
(*_*)

SHARON
4 de Septiembre del 2009 a las 5:50 pm

¿ke hace un policia en un lluviero?
-esperando que salga el chorro

10 de Septiembre del 2009 a las 6:03 pm

estaba 1 mujer en el velorio de su marido y ve q se le cae la peluca y le pide a el encargado q le acomode el pelukin! al rato vuelve la mujer y ve q la peluca no se cae y le preg al encargado cuanto le debe x el trabajo y le dice: pero señora! q le puedo cobrar x 3 clavitooss!!!

DANIEL
25 de Octubre del 2009 a las 12:22 am

LLEGA UN TIPO A UN BAR CON DOS PUTAS Y DICE SR. DOS REFRESCOS EL SR DICE FAMILIARES? Y RESPONDE NO SON PUTAS PERO TIENEN SED…

zuasoft
25 de Octubre del 2009 a las 5:30 pm

muy bueno daniel!! xDD

felipe
29 de Octubre del 2009 a las 1:34 am

porque los gallegos se aorcan despues de lavarse los dientes?
porque cuando se los sepillan la pasta que usan dise colgate.

29 de Octubre del 2009 a las 9:04 pm

cual es el pez imposi ble de cargar ?
el pesado

30 de Octubre del 2009 a las 3:16 am

¿Como se dice niño perdido en chino?

Chin-Chu Mama

30 de Octubre del 2009 a las 3:17 am

¿Que le dice un fideo al otro?

OYE, MI CUERPO PIDE SALSA!!!!! XDDDDDDD

30 de Octubre del 2009 a las 3:19 am

Un espermatozoide le dice al otro:
-¿cuanto falta para llegar al ovulo?
-Uffff, recien vamos por la garganta….XD

30 de Octubre del 2009 a las 3:20 am

¿Cual es el animal que es dos veces animal?
-Tu hermana porque es gato y cobraaaaa

30 de Octubre del 2009 a las 3:49 am

Un hombre le pregunta a otro:
- ¿Sabes que tienen en comun un elefante y una hormiga?
-¿Que?
-Que los dos empiezan con H
-Pero elefante no empieza con H
-ES QUE SE LLAMABA HORACIOOO

30 de Octubre del 2009 a las 3:51 am

Un elefante le dice a un camello
-¿Que se siente tener dos tetas en la espalda?
Y el camello le responde:
-Lo mismo que se siente tener un pene en la cara!!! xD

30 de Octubre del 2009 a las 3:54 am

¿Por que la gallina cruzo la calle?

Para pegarle a Barney

30 de Octubre del 2009 a las 4:00 am

Si te sacas una foto con flash…
Superman se pondra seloso

30 de Octubre del 2009 a las 4:01 am

PORQUE A NADIE LE GUSTAN MIS CHISTES.. BUAAAA

30 de Octubre del 2009 a las 4:13 am

lAS 6 VERDADES:
1°: NADIE PUEDE LLEGAR A TOCARSE LAS MUELAS DE ATRAS CON LA LENGUA
2°:INTENTASTE HACERLO
3°:LA VERDAD UNO ES MENTIRA
4°:TE ESTAS RIENDO CON UNA RISA IDIOTA
5°: SE LAS VAS A CONTAR A OTROS IDIOTAS
6°:SOS UN BOLUDO

30 de Octubre del 2009 a las 4:17 am

HOLA TERRICOLA, SOY UN EXTRATERRESTRE DE UNA GALAXIA MUY LEJANA QUE SE PUEDE CONVERTIR EN CUALQUIER FORMA Y AHORA SOY ESTA CARTA.A TRAVES DE TUS PUPILAS TE ESTOY METIENDO EL DEDO EN EL CULO Y COMO TE REIS ME DOY CUENTA Q TE GUSTA.PASAME A DEMAS PERSONAS PORQ NECESITO MAS CULOS PERO DEJA DE REIRTE TANTO QUE SE NOTA QUE TE GUSTA BIEN A LO HONDO

Mirta
30 de Octubre del 2009 a las 11:15 pm

-Anoche a mi vecino le agarro un ataque de locura. A las 3 de la mañana empezo a dar golpes en la pared.
¿Y que hicite?
-Segui tocando la bateria

Mirta
30 de Octubre del 2009 a las 11:16 pm

¿Que hace una rata con una metralladora?

RATATATATATATATATATATA

Mirta
30 de Octubre del 2009 a las 11:18 pm

-¿Por que tenes una foto de tu suegra pegada en los cigarrillos?
-Para dejar de fumar

Mirta
30 de Octubre del 2009 a las 11:20 pm

kmgfñolsdgfmgvdfjgnmdñm gvdrfgjdrgjmdrogjeri de Coca-Cola
-Que quiere una lata de que?

Mirta
30 de Octubre del 2009 a las 11:22 pm

Habia un hombre tan alto que se tropesaba un lunes y caia un miercoles

Micaela
30 de Octubre del 2009 a las 11:23 pm

Hola, ¿Conchita?
No, con Tarzan

Micaela
30 de Octubre del 2009 a las 11:24 pm

¿Que le dice una pompa a la otra?

Apretemos al negro

Juana
30 de Octubre del 2009 a las 11:26 pm

Muy buenos Mica y Mirta

Roseliz
3 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 6:22 pm

Esta Fidel castro el la selva y se consigue a Tarzan… fidel le busca conversacion pero tarzan lo habla entonces fidel le dice: – Yo Castroo a lo que tarzar responde: – Yo no dejarme!!!

shara
3 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 6:44 pm

cual es el colmo de un jorobado?

estudiar derecho xD xD

flor
3 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 10:03 pm

Niños no jueguen con fuego… y fuego se kedo sin amigos… xDDD

qwaszx
7 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 5:17 pm

¿poque los tontos no entran en la cocina?
-porque hay un tarro que dice
“sal”

QUETII
9 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 4:05 am

¿CUAL ES EL COLMO DE UNA ABUELA?
_QUE SE RAJE UN PEDO Y SALA ARRUGADO

QUETII
9 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 4:07 am

¿PORQUE DOS ELEFANTES NO ENTRAN EN UNA HELADERA?
_PORQUE NO SABEN ABRIR LA PUERTA

JAJAJAJ

QUETII
9 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 4:10 am

¿CUAL S EL COLMO DE UN LIBRO??
_QUE EN OTÑO SE LE CAIGAN LAS HOJAS

9 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 2:32 pm

@ bryan:
k chiste + malo

Yo
11 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 5:34 pm

muy buenos, pero escuxen este:
este es un mosquito k le dice a su padre: PAPA KIERO IR AL CIRCO!! ME DEJAS¿?
y el padre responde:
SI HIJO PERO TEN CUIDADO CON LOS APLAUSOS.
XD XD XD XD

17 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 7:40 pm

Hacer la foto sin flash i flash no salio en la foto

17 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 7:44 pm

Estaba un niño i le dice a su madre:
-mama, puedo ir a la pscina
-si
I se rompe un pie.
Al dia siguiente le dice otra vez puedo ir a la pscina?
-si
I se rompe un brazo.
I al tercer dia se lo dice otra vez pero entonce sla madre dice:
-mmm, no se te romperas algo
-porfa, mama esk oi ponen el agua.xDD

17 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 7:47 pm

Hai un docena de obejas jugando a futbol i una de ellas sabe ablar.
Entonces una de ella la chuta a la mierda i dice:
-Beeeeeee
I la k save hablar dice:
-No,ve tu k pa eso la as chutado

17 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 7:50 pm

Esto es una conversacion de locos en un manicornio i dice uno:
-Yo soi el rey,me lo a dicho dios
I el otro dice:
-Pues…yo no te e dicho nada

17 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 7:53 pm

Me puse el pantalon de rayitas y rayitas se kedo en pelotas. xD

17 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 7:58 pm

Que le dice un tanga a otro?
-Que coño nos ponemos hoy?¡
jajaja

17 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 8:00 pm

Una señora le dice a un tio:
-pork llebas una foto de tu suegra en los cigarillos?
-para deja de fumar
xDDDD

17 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 8:02 pm

Un tio le dice a otro :
-tu estudias derecho?
-no,estudio sentado
jj

17 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 8:04 pm

cual es el colmo de un astronauta?
-kejarse por no tener espacio
jajajajaja

17 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 8:06 pm

weno un placer contarlos;)

17 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 8:12 pm

A weno me acordao de estos:
Entra una señora en una carniceria i dice:
-deme esa cabeza de cerdo
i dice el carnicero:
-perdona señora eso es un espejo

17 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 8:14 pm

Un niño le dice a otro:
-saves k mi madre ayer se cayo por el balcon i ahora esta en el cielo
I dice el otro:
-Joder, como rebota tu vieja

17 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 8:15 pm

weno aora si un placer

m3rry
18 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 3:45 am

jaja oye TU NO NOS COLONIZASTE jaja quisas otros españoles si, pero la verdad estabamos mejor asi que con su “civilización” @ ciclope:

25 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 10:47 pm

nada + tres me gustaron

Anónimo
27 de Noviembre del 2009 a las 2:49 am

se abre el telon y se ven 5 rallas y 6 tios, como se llama la pelicula?? el sexto sin tiro. xD

chistolin
5 de Diciembre del 2009 a las 1:46 am

cuales fueron laas ultimas palabras de tarzan

! ese no es el bejuco jaen!!!!!!

chistolin
5 de Diciembre del 2009 a las 1:48 am

MAMA MAMA MIRA QUE ESE SEÑOR ME DIJO QUE SI SELO MAMABA ME DABA
ESTOS ZAPATOS :*

chistolin
5 de Diciembre del 2009 a las 1:49 am

QUE LE DIJO UNA NALGA A OTRA NALGA
ENTRE NOSOTROS HAY UN SOPLON

5 de Diciembre del 2009 a las 9:23 am

ola ¿esta agustin?
no,esta incomodin es la caña

jose veloz
13 de Diciembre del 2009 a las 1:31 am

Es una mujer tan gorda,tan gorda,tan gorda que se quiere hacer un vetido de flores y se acabala Primavera.

jose veloz
13 de Diciembre del 2009 a las 1:33 am

Es un frutero tan feo ,tan feo ,tan feo que la cebolla se puso a llorar.

17 de Diciembre del 2009 a las 12:24 am

Era un hombre tan pero tan pero tan que se volvio jugo xD

ellu
18 de Diciembre del 2009 a las 8:21 pm

los chistes eran muy buenos!!
va una niña pija por el boske y se cae a un lago dnd hay un cocodrilo y grita la niña:SOCORITOOO,SOCORRITOO,ME PERSIGUE UN LACOSTE !!

lucia
30 de Diciembre del 2009 a las 3:46 pm

una luciernaga le dice a la otra
como va tu hija en la escuela
muy bien es tan breillante para su edad.

lucia
30 de Diciembre del 2009 a las 3:50 pm

ay una mujer esperando el obnibus
llega un hombre y le dice
aca pasa el 31
no yo lo paso con mis hijos

lapi
2 de Enero del 2010 a las 11:01 pm

cual es el colmo de un aastronauta?
tener una mujer lunática

lapi
2 de Enero del 2010 a las 11:03 pm

doctor, doctor tengo paperas.
y el doctor le dijo:
pues tome con esta moneda ya tiene pa plátanos

lapi
2 de Enero del 2010 a las 11:05 pm

como se dice besame en arabe?
mojame la bemba….!

lapi
2 de Enero del 2010 a las 11:21 pm

de donde viene la lana virgen?
… de las ovejas feas!!!

3 de Enero del 2010 a las 7:32 am

Porque un mocoo esta trsite?
Porke se lo sonaron… jaajajaa XD

lapi
3 de Enero del 2010 a las 3:01 pm

un gatoy una gallina van por una barandilla. el gato se cae y dice: miaogo miaogo. y la gallina dice: kikiriaga kikiriaga

lapi
3 de Enero del 2010 a las 3:09 pm

como se dice divorcio en arabe?
alejalalmeja

Anónimo
3 de Enero del 2010 a las 10:34 pm

@ Juanapor que son malisimos jaja

jose-7
6 de Enero del 2010 a las 5:23 am

como se dice papel de baño en CHINO: quitakakita

comete la sopa de fideos y fideos se quedo sin sopa

filoO
9 de Enero del 2010 a las 12:15 am

NU MAA LA MAYORIA DE ESOS CHISTES SON PESIMOS!!!! KE HORROR!!!

crys
12 de Enero del 2010 a las 7:48 am

@ DANIEL:

no manches que GROSEROO!
peroo estaa padree

mario alberThO
13 de Enero del 2010 a las 4:08 am

1º acto:un pelo en una kama
2º acto:el mismo pelo en la kama
3º acto:el mismo pelo en la kama

KOMO SE LLAMO LA OBRA

EL BELLO DURMIENTE JHEJHE….

mario alberThO
13 de Enero del 2010 a las 4:12 am

KUAL ES EL PAJARO K ORINA LOS CIKIATRIKOS DE LAS MUJERES
el pajaro mea lokas

el pajaro k orina las patas de los tigre
EL PAJARO MEA GARRAS

EL pajaro k orina los techos
EL PAJARO MEA PLAKAS

el pajaro k orina los leones marino
EL PAJARO MEA ORCAS

el pajaro k usa tenis
EL PAAJARO KONSUELAS

Y JEHJEHJEHEJHE…….

tu
15 de Enero del 2010 a las 9:48 pm

va un cargol i derrapa es gira i es mata

Andrew
16 de Enero del 2010 a las 12:18 pm

Está una pareja haciendo el amor y dice ella:

- Pepe… ¡Eres un monstruo!

- ¡Tú si que eres fea! ¡Hija de puta!

&eziik@
16 de Enero del 2010 a las 10:00 pm

ESTA MUY BUENOS PERO AI LES VA UNO

¿QUE LE DIJO UN PLATANO A UNA GELATINA?

TODAVIA NI ME DESNUDO Y YA ESTAS TEMBLANDO

OJALA Y LES AYA GUSTADO

BIIE CUIDENSE

BIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!

myrim
18 de Enero del 2010 a las 10:06 am

que hace un puntito verde en la esquina d una cocina?
R= un chicharo castigado

FaKu KPo
19 de Enero del 2010 a las 1:56 am

Ojo x Ojo
Ojo al cuadrado

23 de Enero del 2010 a las 12:50 am

mese uno muy bueo es:
estaba la mujer con su amante en plena faena y derepente biene el marido y le dice corremano lo pa el armario ¿paonde? !pael armario¡ en tonces biene el mario y le dice
ola cariño k es eso y le dice son unos cascabeles pa navidad a ok y suenan compruebalo leda una palma y dice marina esto no suena le da y dice k esto no suena y entonces le da una pata y dice tilin tilin hijo de pouta!!!!

NANCY
23 de Enero del 2010 a las 5:12 am

CUAL ES EL VINO MAS AMARGO?

“VINO MI SUEGRA”

NANCY
23 de Enero del 2010 a las 5:15 am

COMO SE DICE 99 EN CHINO?

CACHI CHEN

AOT
23 de Enero del 2010 a las 5:16 am

NO ME HISO REIR

puka
25 de Enero del 2010 a las 3:36 pm

hola nací en china y 99 no se dice asi se dice achun meisen

alicia
27 de Enero del 2010 a las 3:30 am

dgvfdsgvkjdhbjkcn, teamo

Anónimo
31 de Enero del 2010 a las 12:43 am

muy buenos

Blade
31 de Enero del 2010 a las 6:35 am

Pues todos esos chistositos se han gando una visita al negro tristeza…. a proposito saben por que le dicen asi? pues por q tiene un Penon.

Ylenia
31 de Enero del 2010 a las 6:21 pm

@ Juana:
Si estan bn… yo me rio muxo¡¡

Ylenia
31 de Enero del 2010 a las 6:23 pm

¿Qué son 7 negras en una pared blanca?

Un código de barras!!

(anonimo)
1 de Febrero del 2010 a las 4:55 am

cierra la puerta! es que eres de madrid?

(anonimo)
1 de Febrero del 2010 a las 4:57 am

Este es un niño que llega a su casa y la dice a la madre:
¡Mamá, mamá, en la escuela me dicen peludo!
Y dice la madre muy asustada:
¡Manolo, corre que el perro habla!

Anónimo
3 de Febrero del 2010 a las 1:04 am

va un hombre al hospital y le dise nasio mi hijo si pero tiene un problema cual que le pusimos oxsijeno uuuu le queria poner pedro

jackie
5 de Febrero del 2010 a las 8:30 pm

y ya por eso te crees..no tenemos la culap que no todos los españoles sean inteligentes…jajajajajjajajajajajajajja y tu??? de donde eres?

oscar
7 de Febrero del 2010 a las 6:03 am

era una ves…….trus

jeje
XD

a la prinsa
7 de Febrero del 2010 a las 6:06 am

llega san pedro y dice:A DIOS y se va

a la prinsa
7 de Febrero del 2010 a las 6:07 am

mama mama, mi papa esta tirando todo por la ventanaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

a la prinsa
7 de Febrero del 2010 a las 4:50 pm

ESTE ES UN CHISTE SIN CHISTE

ESTABAN 3 CHABOS EN MOTOS Y DE REPENTE EL DEL MEDIO SE CAE POR LA VENTANA

carlos
9 de Febrero del 2010 a las 2:16 am

¿que hace un perro en una construccion? tala-drando

10 de Febrero del 2010 a las 5:41 am

esque era una seniora muy gorda y estaba una balansa y se pesan seniores y luego se sube la gorda y le marca la balansa : Porfavor una personsa a la vez.

10 de Febrero del 2010 a las 5:46 am

esque era un senior que se tiraba al mar, y luego pasa un barco y le dise salgase del mar senior hay muchos tiburones y el senior le dice no se preocupe Dios me va a rescatar. y luego pasa otro barco y le dice lo mismo, y luego el senior ya esta muerto y le dice a Dios que no me iva a rescatar Dios? y Dios le dice Pues si poreso te mande 2 barcooooss!!!

JAJAJAJA

p4ko05101996@hotmail.com
13 de Febrero del 2010 a las 2:16 am

no mamen hijos de puta ke chistes tan malos la neta

puka
13 de Febrero del 2010 a las 12:53 pm

que es una negra embarazada con granos en la barriga¿?…
un ferrero rroxe

Carol
16 de Febrero del 2010 a las 11:24 pm

Se abre el telón y aparece el culo de un Pitufo,¿cómo se llama la serie? Ver ano azul. jaja

Carol
16 de Febrero del 2010 a las 11:29 pm

Se abre el telón y aparece un perro haciéndolo con un señor, ¿cómo se llama la película? Ciento un dalmata. XDXD

Carol...^_^
16 de Febrero del 2010 a las 11:36 pm

(cliente)-Oye camarero, ¿tiene ancas de rana?
(camarero)-Sí.
(cliente)-Pues pegue un brinco y tráigame un wiski.

Carol...^_^
16 de Febrero del 2010 a las 11:53 pm

Si un bajito fuera al gimnasio en vez de montarse en una bicicleta estática debería de montarse en un triciclo pegado al suelo.

valeriu
17 de Febrero del 2010 a las 4:00 pm

muy bueno pero este es mejor:
va jaimito a casa y ledice asu madree:mama,mama hoy en el cole me han dicho hijo de puta le dice su madre : jaimito me han descubieto!

kelvin
20 de Febrero del 2010 a las 3:47 am

todos esos chistes son estupidos

arqer
22 de Febrero del 2010 a las 7:08 am

otra de esas y me bajo el cierre.. no no puras pendejadas bien estupidas

ibrahim
24 de Febrero del 2010 a las 4:33 am

kon pasiencia y salibita
un elefante se kojio a un ahormigita
jajaja
XD

ibrahim
24 de Febrero del 2010 a las 4:34 am

pepito ponte el sueter de kuadritos
y kuadritos se murio de frio

jajaja

rebeca
24 de Febrero del 2010 a las 4:24 pm

que capullos

rebeca
24 de Febrero del 2010 a las 4:25 pm

que gracia casi que me meo

24 de Febrero del 2010 a las 4:29 pm

que gracia casi que me meo

goreC:
26 de Febrero del 2010 a las 8:16 pm

1.Zapatos nuevos. Pepe el gallego fue el martes a la zapatería. Después de probarse unos cuantos pares, eligió unos italianos muy elegantes. Al entregárselos el empleado le advirtió: Señor, este tipo de zapato suele apretar bastante los primeros cinco días. – No hay problema- responde pepe- No los voy a usar hasta el domingo.
2.La fuga. 50 gallegos presos en un barco-prisión se ahogaron. Habían perforado un túnel para fugarse.
3.La viuda gallega. Se muere el marido de una gallega y se acerca un amigo a la viuda: Lo siento- No, mejor déjalo acostado.
4.Los pollos del gallego. Dos gallegos se encuentran en un camino, uno de ellos llevaba una bolsa al hombro. Que tienes en la bolsa?- dice uno. Pollos- responde el otro.- Si acierto cuantos llevas ¿puedo quedarme con uno?- Si aciertas puedes quedarte con los dos.- Bueno pues…cinco!
5.Divorcio gallego. Una pareja gallega está preparando el divorcio y dice ella: Yo me quedo con el nene manolo- joder! ¿y eso por que?- Pues por que es mío, no tuyo- dice ella. Pero si tampoco es tuyo!- contesta el gallego- Cómo que no! y quién lo parió?- pregunta ella- No sé, tu te acuerdas el día que nació estando en la maternidad que se ensució y me dijiste que lo cambiara?- sí- Pues lo cambié!
6.Gallego atropellado. A un gallego lo atropella un autobús y toda la gente se aglomera alrededor de el. El gallego delirando dice: ¡inclínenme! ¡inclínenme!- y la gente lo inclinaba pero el gallego seguía gritando: ¡inclínenme! ¡inclínenme!- La gente ya no sabía como ponerlo y el gallego dice: Si no hay una clínica, hospitalícenme!.
7.Table dance. Cómo saber si un gallego está en un table dance?- Pues fácil…es el único que lleva a su esposa.

1 de Marzo del 2010 a las 5:26 pm

En un manicomio dos locos discuten:

-Yo soy el Rey. Hoy mismo me lo dijo Dios.

Y el otro contesta muy sorprendido:

-¡Pero si yo no te he dicho nada

1 de Marzo del 2010 a las 5:27 pm

JAJAJAJAAJJAJA MOLAN LOS CHISTES@ ibrahim:

karen(;
4 de Marzo del 2010 a las 4:42 am

Porque metieron a tamarindo a la carcel?
Por su pulpa xdd

karen(;
4 de Marzo del 2010 a las 4:43 am

Que le dice un jardinero a otro?
-Hay nos vemos cuando podamos!!

jajaj xd

karen(;
4 de Marzo del 2010 a las 4:46 am

Que hace un niño leproso en la ventana?
-tirando rostroo!!
:P

karen(;
4 de Marzo del 2010 a las 4:48 am

Que pasa si tiras un pato al awa? :O
-Nada.
jajajaja

antonio
4 de Marzo del 2010 a las 6:01 am

son chistes tonto
daaaa

antonio
4 de Marzo del 2010 a las 6:27 am

respondiendo al español loco ehhh
jeje
los demas chistes son muy buenos jaaja

ke se pone superman cuando sale de la ducha ??? …
su-perfume

en una escuela :
llega un maestro nuevo al salon de clases y le dice a los alumnos mi nombre es largo
y responde no importa maestro tenemos muchoo tiempo

adiosss

6 de Marzo del 2010 a las 2:53 am

que le dice una teta ala otra
maneja vs que estoy mamando

15 de Marzo del 2010 a las 10:24 pm

jajajaa casi me meo y me cago jajaj… la verdad no entendi na pero con cualquiero custion me rio jajajaja

15 de Marzo del 2010 a las 10:25 pm

cuando yo era chica era tan feaaa fea fea que no llore yo lloro el doctor mi mama y mi papa…

dolores
16 de Marzo del 2010 a las 7:40 pm

qe feos chistes!!! xdios no tienem otros + wuenos pedazo d boludosss :(

alex
16 de Marzo del 2010 a las 10:27 pm

era un pendejo tan pendejo pero tan pendejo que se puso a leer esto

pepita
21 de Marzo del 2010 a las 6:56 am

mama, mama la casa huele a muerto mama ,mama mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

:d

pepita
21 de Marzo del 2010 a las 6:58 am

mama,mama en la escuela me dicen que soy un mafioso
mira hijo manana voy y areglo eso si mama pero as que paresca un accidente

pepita
21 de Marzo del 2010 a las 7:02 am

papa oso:mira alguien se ah comido mi sopa
bebe oso:oh mira mi sopa tambien se la han comido
mama osa:si seran pendejos si todavia ni les sirvo

jajajajaj

pepita
21 de Marzo del 2010 a las 7:04 am

espero i les aigan gustado mis chistes jaja :D

jose
21 de Marzo del 2010 a las 7:07 am

pepita tus chistes son muy buenos jaja

CEDE
23 de Marzo del 2010 a las 12:38 am

@ jaime:
QUE VAVOSO ESTAS

CEDE
23 de Marzo del 2010 a las 12:52 am

QUE PASA SI UN ELEFANTE PISA UNA PATA DEJA VIUDO AL PATO

CEDE
23 de Marzo del 2010 a las 12:55 am

PORQUE LOS EMOS NO LLEVAN A SUS NOVIAS AL CINE?

PORQUE DICE ¡CINEMAS!

CEDE
23 de Marzo del 2010 a las 12:57 am

QUE FUE LO PRIMERO QUE ISO MICHAEL JACKSON AL LLEGAR AL CIELO?

PREGUNTAR POR EL NIÑO DIOS

CEDE
23 de Marzo del 2010 a las 1:00 am

EXTRA EXTRA UNA BOMBA CALLO EN EL PANTEON VARIOS MUERTOS RESULTARON HERIDOS

daniel
23 de Marzo del 2010 a las 4:44 pm

ta weno

narutomula
25 de Marzo del 2010 a las 10:28 pm

esto era un hombre pobre que no tenia dinero y todos los adias rezaba diciendo:señor que me toque la loteria asi todos los dias y un dia baja el señor de la cruz se quita los clavos y le dice:compra un decimo y yo te ayudare pero si no no puedo ayudarte

ANDRES
25 de Marzo del 2010 a las 11:36 pm

BIEN CHIDOS LOS CHISTES

Anónimo
29 de Marzo del 2010 a las 7:51 pm

no me reido ninguna vez gilipenes

anonimo rabit
2 de Abril del 2010 a las 4:19 am

@ Micaela:
olle como k ay ninios m + peques repeta

anonimo rabit
2 de Abril del 2010 a las 4:21 am

@ Mirta:
jajajajajaj sta perron

anonimo rabit
2 de Abril del 2010 a las 4:31 am

@ puka:
razona es un chiste jodida

lokitahh
3 de Abril del 2010 a las 5:04 pm

molan !! !algunos) xd
est son tres amigos tonto, nadie y ninguno
un dia ninguno se callo al pozo y tonto ve a un policia y va y le dice : ninguno se a caido al pozo y nadie lo esta ayudando
el policia dice: usted es tonto
si, mucho gusto…
:) ) besoss… :*

3 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:04 pm

lokitahh Escribir:

molan !! !algunos) xd
est son tres amigos tonto, nadie y ninguno
un dia ninguno se callo al pozo y tonto ve a un policia y va y le dice : ninguno se a caido al pozo y nadie lo esta ayudando
el policia dice: usted es tonto
si, mucho gusto…
) besoss… :*

3 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:07 pm

che esta bueno el segundo chiste no??

3 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:12 pm

jaja son todos aburridosss

3 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:15 pm

@ lokitahh:
jaja que idiota

3 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:18 pm

che esa porqueria de fotito que aparece nadie sabe como se cambia o no? se cambia

3 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:22 pm

jaja que pabada de fotoo

3 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:27 pm

che no hay nadieee

3 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:31 pm

che cual es el animal mas antiguo? EL PINGUINO porque se ve en blanco y negro

3 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:35 pm

jaja

Arcangel
4 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:25 pm

- Que le dice un pelo a otro?

- Rajemos que viene la cana.

mariano
5 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:17 am

Porque los pedos además de ruido tienen olor? Para que los sordos también puedan disfrutarlos.

mariano
5 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:29 am

¿De que se murió la madre de Kung Fu?… de kungfuntivitis

mariano
5 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:31 am

Me puse el pantalón de rayitas… y Rayitas se quedó en pelotas

mariano
5 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:32 am

Le comenta un hombre a alguien en una boda:
Oiga, ¿se fijó que horrible es la novia?
¿Qué le pasa? ¡No se exprese así, que es mi hija!
¡Uy! ¡Perdone, no tenía idea de que usted fuera el padre!
No soy el padre, soy la madre

mariano
5 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:34 am

Una vez estaba
pepito con su novia viendo la tele en un sofá, de pronto, se fue la luz, y su
novia le dijo a pepito: aprovecha, aprovecha; pepito se levanto y se llevo la
televisión

mariano
5 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:36 am

Un día la mamá de Pepito lo manda a traer huevos, iba Pepito a comprar, pero en su camino se topó con un circo y se detuvo a mirar un momento, y vio un gorila gigante. Cuando llegó a su casa le contó a sus padres que había ido al circo y que el gorila tenía, unos brazotes, unas patotas, también unas manotas…
Entonces, la mamá le pregunta:
¿Y los huevos Pepito?
¡Grandototes, mami, grandotes!

mariano
5 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:37 am

La mamá de Pepito estaba embarazada, entonces viene Pepito y le dice:
Mamá, ¿qué tenés en el estómago?
La mamá le contesta:
Aire, Pepito.
A los nueve meses nace el niño y Pepito le dice:
¡Hola Pedo!

Anónimo
5 de Abril del 2010 a las 2:38 pm

que chistes mas maloosss no me he reido con ninguno…
era un bebe tan feo tan feo pero tan feo que al nacer la madre dijo:
-que ha sido?
y el doctor contesto:
-no lo se pero como se mueva lo mato

vivianan
5 de Abril del 2010 a las 6:36 pm

@ viviana:
que le dice una ceja a otra seja que le estorba

sejita o la quito
jajajajajaja

vivianan
5 de Abril del 2010 a las 6:38 pm

que le dice un lapiz a otro lapiz
no te pases de la ralla

yudith
6 de Abril del 2010 a las 3:53 am

SI SUPERMAN ES TAN LISTO … POR Q SE PONE PRIMERO LOS CALSONZULLOS Y DESPUES LOS PANTALONES…JAJAJAJA

yudith
6 de Abril del 2010 a las 4:01 am

¿¿CUAL ES EL COLMO DE UN BOMBERO???????

QUE TENGA UN ESPOSA ARRDIENTE

yudith
6 de Abril del 2010 a las 4:04 am

por q el pollito cruzo la calle???

para demostrar q no era gallina

:)

antonio
6 de Abril del 2010 a las 6:28 pm

que hace un tonto cuando tiene frio:
-se acerca a la estufa
y cuando tiene mucho mucho frio:
- enciende la estufa

((anonimo))
6 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:24 pm

-mama, en la escuela me dice hijo de puta
-mierda me han descobierto!!

((anonimo))
6 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:26 pm

-doctor, tengo complejo de fea.
-de complejo nada

((anonimo))
6 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:29 pm

-desde que mi mujer se marchó, la casa esta como vacía
-¿la echas de menos?
-no, es que se llevó los muebles

((anonimo))
6 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:40 pm

Llega un chico y le pregunta a su amigo:
¿Viste el apagón de anoche?
Y le contesta:
No, en mi casa se fue la luz.

((anonimo))
6 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:49 pm

Dice un niño a su mamá:
Mamá, mamá, ¿por qué en la escuela me dicen el fin de semana?
Y la mamá responde:
Ya cállate Domingo.

7 de Abril del 2010 a las 2:53 am

dfafafaf

BERE
11 de Abril del 2010 a las 12:51 am

BUENISIMOSSSS!!!!
JAJAJAJJIJIJ

Alba
11 de Abril del 2010 a las 2:01 pm

me gusta follar

Anónimo
11 de Abril del 2010 a las 7:17 pm

Mujer y hombre hablando:
MUJER-cariño qita mi camisa y posala en la silla
HOMBRE-ya está
MUJER-ahora has lo mismo con mi falda
HOMBRE-ya está
MIJER-ahora qita mi sujetador y tiralo contra la cama
HOMBRE-ya está
MUJER-ahora has lo mismo com mi braguita
HOMBRE-ya está amor mio
MUJER-Y QUE SEA LA ÚLTIMA VEZ QUE TE PONES MI ROPA!!!

Anónimo
11 de Abril del 2010 a las 7:19 pm

Qe Se pOne zsuperman dezspuezs de bañarzse?? … Super – fume

11 de Abril del 2010 a las 7:33 pm

Johny ese chiste es genial es muy gracioso jaja lo estoy contando por todas partes lo voy a contar hasta en el ataque o en el club del chiste de la tele….

11 de Abril del 2010 a las 7:36 pm

estos son dos y se cae el del medio

11 de Abril del 2010 a las 7:45 pm

estos son unos niños llamados : No Te Importa, Tu Eres Tonto y Eres Un Gilipollas. y viene un hombre y le dice: -como os llamais? -No Te Importa, Tu Eres Tonto y Eres Un Gilipollas y TU???? -Cagar entu Madre -No llames eso a mi madre so cabron

antonella
11 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:02 pm

olaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa adiossss soy antonella de verdad osea brenda olaaaa os kiero fans soy de argentina

selena y diana
14 de Abril del 2010 a las 10:19 pm

jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

15 de Abril del 2010 a las 2:30 am

@ PRINCESS:
pinhies jotos todos

sobre todo a charliiiio
puto

15 de Abril del 2010 a las 2:46 am

k le dijo un joto a un jot

perra

Rogelio
19 de Abril del 2010 a las 10:59 pm

Esto es jaimito que esta cagando en un arbol y de repente vienen dos mojas y jaimito para esconderse se sube al arbol y las monjas que pasaba jaimito se tiro un pedo y las monjas miran pa riba y dice una
-¿Eso que son naranjas?
Y a otra dice
-¿Eso que son limones?
Salta jaimito y dice:
-Eso no es ni naranjas ni limone son las bolsas de mis cojnes

xDxDxDxDxDx esta xulo he

20 de Abril del 2010 a las 11:22 am

Va un gallego a japón y le dicen – nosotros inventamos el sushi y el gallego dice – me lo paso por los huevos . Va el gallego a china – nosotros inventamos el papel y el gallego dice me lo paso por los huevos. Va a inglaterra – Nosotros inventamos el futbol y el gallego dice me lo paso por los huevos.Va a argentina y le dicen nosotros inventamos el alambre de pua a que no te lo pasas por los huevos xD JAJA

raul
21 de Abril del 2010 a las 7:44 pm

son un poco aburridos

pepe
21 de Abril del 2010 a las 8:42 pm

porq tus chistes esran culero Bhuuuuu!!!!!!!!!
:) apestas

¬¬
24 de Abril del 2010 a las 3:57 am

ESTUPIDECES!

irene
24 de Abril del 2010 a las 9:11 pm

molan mucho todos jaja ahora yo cuento uno:va jaimity le dice a su madre mama,mama en el colejio me llaman pelo panten ¿y tu q les dices hijo? x q yo lo balgo

MARIA
24 de Abril del 2010 a las 9:40 pm

le dise un rumano a un españiol
rumano:cf ¿?
y el españiol le dise
españiol:tu madre en bragas

irene
25 de Abril del 2010 a las 3:46 pm

esto son 3 chicos un chino un rumano y un español va el chinoy y se encuentra un fantasma con las bragas rotas y se pone el fantasma aaaa soy el fantasama de las bragas rotas y se pone el chino aaaaa y va y setira x la ventana bueno llega el rumano y lomismo dice el fantasma aaa soy el fanatasma de las bragas rotas aaaa y se tirra x la ventana el oto tonto llega el español y lo mismo le dice el fantasma al español aaa soy el fantasma de las bragas rotas y le dice el español pues comprate unas nuevas.jajajaja

irene
25 de Abril del 2010 a las 3:53 pm

estan asi en clase y se pone el profe bueno para conoceros mejor vamos a ver en q trabajan buestros padres y se pone aver jaimito en q trabaja tu madre mi madre es sustituta y q hace para ser sustituta pos mira sepone ropa ajustada botas de tacon sale a la calle y se lleva a los hombres a la cama y dice el porofe no,no eso es prostituta no,no mi tia es prostituta pero como esta mala mi madre la sustitulle poreso es sustituta

irene
25 de Abril del 2010 a las 4:03 pm

estan asi en un concurso de rubias y se pone el juez para ver ki en es la mejor me teneis q decir cuanto es cuatro mas cuatro pero tiene q ser de una en una asi q empiezas tu y se pone cuatro mas cuatro y se pone cuatro mas cuatro muy facil cuatro mas cuatro son 6 y se pone el juez no cuatro mas cuatro no son 6 y sus amigas q son muy jenerosas di cen otra oportunidad ota oportunidady se pone el juez vale otra oportunidad mas y se pone cuatro mas cuatro muy facil cuatro mas cuatro son cinco y sepone el juez no noson cinco y sus amiga tan jenerosas diciendo otra oportunidad otra oportunidad y se pone el juez vale pero solo una oportunidad mas y dice la rubia cuatro mas cutro muy facil son cuatrosus amigas dicen otra oportunidad otra oportunida.jajajajajaja

andrea
25 de Abril del 2010 a las 5:38 pm

@ Alba:
a mi tmb quieres follar con migo?

Eva
27 de Abril del 2010 a las 6:01 pm

ban unas a un concurso de ruvias y le dice a una cuantas son 2+2, y contesta 2+2 son 6 y se ponen las otras otra oportunidad , otra oportunidad bale cuantas son 2+2 y contesta son 5 y se ponen las otras otra oportunidad, otra benga tu ultima oportunidad cuantas son 2+2 y contesta son 4 se ponen las otras otra oportunidad, otra oportunidad

tania
27 de Abril del 2010 a las 6:12 pm

va una niña y le dice a su madre:
-mama,mama, en el colegio me dicen q me suba a un arbol.
-eso es por q t quieren ver las bragas-responde la madre.
-ya pero como yo soi lista me las quito

tania
27 de Abril del 2010 a las 6:15 pm

va un jorobado por la calle y se encuentra a un calvo y le dice el calvo al jorobado:
-q llevas en la mochila?
y le responde el jorobado:
-tu peine imbecil

tania e irene
27 de Abril del 2010 a las 6:24 pm

va un niño y le dice a su padre:
-papa papa en el colegio me llaman cuerda y tu sabes q no me gusta.
-pues hijo diles tu: hijos de puta.
al dia siguiente va al colegio y le dice un niño:
-¡cuerda! ven ¡cuerda!
y cuerda le dice
-hijo de puta.
-me voi a chibar a la profe (llorando).
-cuerda q as hecho hoy?
-hija de puta.
-a la cocinera.
-cuerda q as echo esta vez siempre estas aqui?
-hija de puta.
-al director!
-cuerda q a pasado?
-hijo de puta!
-a la policia!
-cuerda!!! q as echo esta vez!!!
-hijo de puta.
al juez!
-ejem ejem ¿cuerda q as echo esta vez?
-hijo de puta!
-directo a la carcel.
a cuerda le meten en la carcel junto a un señor q toca la guitarra y de repente se le rompe una cuerda:
-puta cuerda!
-HIJO DE PUTA!

tania e irene
27 de Abril del 2010 a las 6:33 pm

alfonso es un niño q vive con sus abuelos pero resulta q sus abuelos no hablan bn y le dice el abuelo:
-alfondo ve a compar 2 tozos de cane fesca
-vale.
alfonso se va y de repnete se encuentra una puta y le dice la puta a alfonso:
si me das esos 10 euros te dejo q me beses.
alfonso se los da y se inventa una excusa:
-abuelo q los 10 euros me los han robao.
entonces el abuelo le da 20 y pasa lo mismo le da 30 y vuelve a pasar pero luego le da 50 y se va a comprar, cuando va por la calle se la vuelve a encontrar y le dice la puta al niño
-si me das esos 50 euros te dejo q me folles.
el niño se los da y se la lleva a su habitacion el abuelo le castiga en su cuarto pero el se va sin q el abuelo aun le aya dixo algo entonces grita el abuelo
- ¡al-fondooo!
y le dice el niño:
-eso intento abuelo eso intento.

tania e irene
27 de Abril del 2010 a las 6:34 pm

si os han gustado los chistes de tania, irene, y tania e irene por favor decirnoslo!!

tania e irene
27 de Abril del 2010 a las 6:37 pm

q buenos micaela escribe mas

tania e irene
28 de Abril del 2010 a las 6:07 pm

escriban mas plis

bryan 2
28 de Abril del 2010 a las 10:17 pm

COMO SE DICE EN CHINO EL HOMBRE MAS RAPIDO
-CHIIUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN…

29 de Abril del 2010 a las 11:26 pm

que chiste tan maas!”·$%&&jajjaja no es sierto yo les cuento una mira

como e le dise doctor hause
en chino

ta cojito jajajajaja

Anónimo
1 de Mayo del 2010 a las 2:53 pm

das pena dices unos chistes super cutres

laura
1 de Mayo del 2010 a las 4:15 pm

este e jaimito k va acer la cuminion .i le dice el dela catekesis -tienes k pensarte frases para decirlas en la isglesia .jaimito se lo dice a su padre i luego a su madre llega a su abuelo i este le contesta-coje un lapi i papel i apunta lo k diga el cabrero(el de las cabras).se pone a llover i dice-me cago en dios k esta lloviendo .jaimto lo apunta.se sienta su perro i dice el cabrero_dale una patda en los huevos lla veras como se levanta.lo apunta i se le escapan las cabras i dice-a por esas putas k no se escapen lo apunta.llega el dia de la comunion i le dice el cura-di tus frases.jaimito dice-me cago en dios k esta lloviendo.el cura se desmalla.dice jimito.darle una pata en los huevos lla verta como se le vanta.las monjas se van i jaimiti dicr-a por esas putas k no se escapen.

jejejejeje xdxdxdxdxd A K ES GRACIIOSO?

laura
1 de Mayo del 2010 a las 4:27 pm

ROBERT X PAU
LA MILLORE PARELLA DEL MON

lorena
2 de Mayo del 2010 a las 1:12 pm

¿q le dice un cuchillo a una gelatina? NO TIEMBLES COBARDE jajajajajaja

alan medinaaa
4 de Mayo del 2010 a las 8:05 pm

cual es el colmo de un enano? – que un policia le digo alto!

alan medinaaa
4 de Mayo del 2010 a las 8:06 pm

En ke se parace un looco a un chicle .ke el loco es de mente y el chicle de menta

alan medinaaa
4 de Mayo del 2010 a las 8:07 pm

si quieren mas chisten diganme y lo hagooo!!! esperooo que les haya gustadoo

alan medinaaa
4 de Mayo del 2010 a las 8:13 pm

¿Qué se pone Superman cuando sale de la ducha?… super-fume.

alan medinaaa
4 de Mayo del 2010 a las 8:14 pm

¿Qué quiere ser la servilleta cuando sea grande?… quiere ser
billete.

alan medinaaa
4 de Mayo del 2010 a las 8:15 pm

si quierenmas me avisan. espero que les haya gustado

laura
5 de Mayo del 2010 a las 10:46 am

jeje muy malos si kieren oir uno bueno escuchen un hombre pierde sus calzoncillos y le pregunta a su mujer donde esta y le dice pues buscalo en google k dicen k hai todo se encuentra jajajajajaja!!!!!!

laura
5 de Mayo del 2010 a las 10:49 am

le gusto no??weno pues ahi va otro habia una mujer tan gorda tan gordo que se puso un vestido de flores y sse accabo la primaveraaa jaja!wenisimo

pablo
5 de Mayo del 2010 a las 10:54 am

entra un hombre con dos mujeres y le dice al encargado deme 3 pizzas Familiares? -No son dos putas com muchas hambre.
jeje esta wnismo

ivan
9 de Mayo del 2010 a las 11:51 am

no me gustan esos de tania y el otro o otra

Anónimo
10 de Mayo del 2010 a las 5:50 pm

si no fuera por los gallegos serias un puto muerto de hambre,,,o aun eres???hijo puta.fdo un madrileño.

iujhjjjj
10 de Mayo del 2010 a las 9:41 pm

que le dice un pollo policia a otro pollo policia ay que pedir apollo…..jajajajaj
… una tipa le dice al doctor…doctor doctor .. tengo paperas (el dr le da una moneda) y le dice : ahi tienes paplatano..jajajajajajajaja
que mate de risaaaa …

mayela
10 de Mayo del 2010 a las 11:49 pm

no me guztaron loz chiztes para nada!!!!

mari
12 de Mayo del 2010 a las 2:54 am

hay algunos muy mensos pero otros estan chidos jajaja bueno hay les va uno

Ivan un pato y un tigre y el tigre le pregunt al pato ¿como t dicen de kariño? =patito y a ti tigrito y el patito dice no me gritis no m gritis jaja espero y les guste

myriam
12 de Mayo del 2010 a las 8:51 pm

aaaaashh no puedes poner otro mas estupido ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

12 de Mayo del 2010 a las 8:53 pm

no me gustan niguno k kieres k os diga

myriam
12 de Mayo del 2010 a las 9:04 pm

BUENO AKI LES VA UNO … OJALA LES GUSTES …. ESTABA UN HOMBRE HACIENDO EL AMOR BUENO ESTABAN TENIENDO SEXO ENTONCES AL SEÑOR SE LE ROMPIO EL CONDON ADENTRO EN LA VAGINA DE LA MUJER … LA MUJER DIJO – COÑOS !!!! NO MAMMES GUEIII DUELE BIEN FEO …. PERO BUENO… Y ME EMPEZO A MAMARSELA AL SEÑOR PERO LA SEÑORA SE ARTO Y KISO MEJOR QUE SE LA METIERA Y ESTABA GRITANDO AAAAAAII AIII SI MAS MAS MAS MAS NO PARES , !!! NO PARES !! YO YA EH TENIDO SEXO SE SIENTE BIEN CHIDO AII JEJE BUENO OJALA SE AYAN EXITADO OK BIIE

danna paola
12 de Mayo del 2010 a las 9:10 pm

hola como estan todos soy danna paola pz aqki visitando este sitio en mis tiempos libres muy buenos los chistes porsupuesto estan de uno todos bueno menoos uno que esta muy grocero el de que estaban teniendo sexo y se le rompe el condon que onda con el (a) que lo escribio bueno adios a todos no me citen creo que si me conocen bueno no en persona en la television porsupuesto y en los demas cosas soy danna paola besos para todos !!!

che......
13 de Mayo del 2010 a las 2:48 pm

¿En qué se parece Supermán a un argentino humilde?
En que ninguno de los dos existe.

pepe
13 de Mayo del 2010 a las 4:52 pm

Sudacas asquerosos, no tenéis ni cultura, ni sabéis hablar ni escribir.

13 de Mayo del 2010 a las 5:27 pm

pues si vosotros los gallegos, sois unos empanaos…. no me extraña como comeis tanta empanada…. como tu, ¿no, ciclope? anda y si encima respeto para los galleguiños… niña de 13 años, ¿a que tengo razon?

Anónimo
14 de Mayo del 2010 a las 2:55 pm

tu bjajas

Anónimo
14 de Mayo del 2010 a las 2:57 pm

r3io tu aq lq tu va hev re ty

Anónimo
14 de Mayo del 2010 a las 2:58 pm

FEO TU EWS LOCO

Anónimo
14 de Mayo del 2010 a las 3:00 pm

JAJA TU ESTAS LOCO M PARTO CONTIGO TIO QE ES UNA LOCURA ESTAS TOTAL MENTEV LOC0O NO ANDA QE

Anónimo
14 de Mayo del 2010 a las 3:01 pm

PUES VAYA CHISTE

Anónimo
14 de Mayo del 2010 a las 3:06 pm

QE LE DICE UN TOMATE A OTRO PUES VAYA TONTO JAJAJAJAJAJAJA..
¡ NU
+N+
+ÇBU6
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paupica
14 de Mayo del 2010 a las 10:10 pm

cual es el americano mas wuaro de tos?
jhony me lavo

adrian veron
14 de Mayo del 2010 a las 11:45 pm

un empresario con 2 penes busca secretaria bilingue!!!!!!

nyv
15 de Mayo del 2010 a las 2:50 am

ayer pase por tu casa me tiraste con un lapiz mañana paso y me tiras la goma jaja XD

Angi
15 de Mayo del 2010 a las 7:19 pm

este era tonto ninguno y nadie
nadie se cayo por el barranco ninguno fue a ayudarle
policia,policia¡
q?
nadie se cayo al barranco,ninguno fue a ayudarle¡venga rapido¡
usted es tonto
si¡ encantado,y vd?

16 de Mayo del 2010 a las 3:15 pm

es ta todo muy bien me requete en cantaron
oye bryan quiero conoserte amor

Yalitza
16 de Mayo del 2010 a las 9:47 pm

llega pepito al cielo y le dice a dios.

jajaja

Yalitza
16 de Mayo del 2010 a las 9:49 pm

llega pepito al cielo y le dice adios y se fue

adria
21 de Mayo del 2010 a las 9:54 pm

todos los chistes son de mierda

geronimo
24 de Mayo del 2010 a las 5:59 pm

primer acto
una chica esta atada en un auto segundo acto
una chica esta atada en un auto
terce acto
una chica esta atada en un auto pero choco
como se yama la obra

marco
24 de Mayo del 2010 a las 10:50 pm

valen verga todos los chistes no sirven vale verga

marco
24 de Mayo del 2010 a las 10:51 pm

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25 de Mayo del 2010 a las 6:58 pm

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lAS 6 VERDADES:
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2°:INTENTASTE HACERLO
3°:LA VERDAD UNO ES MENTIRA
4°:TE ESTAS RIENDO CON UNA RISA IDIOTA
5°: SE LAS VAS A CONTAR A OTROS IDIOTAS
6°:SOS UN BOLUDO

27 de Mayo del 2010 a las 5:07 pm

que es un negro en un coche rojo? un kit kat

27 de Mayo del 2010 a las 5:18 pm

soy devora soy una lesbiana desesperada por buscar a unan lesbi como tu. desde los 16 años soy lesbiana. a los 20 ya me liaba con la que pasaba. pero no soy prostituta, claro que, no. me da igualsi eres fea, gorda, de una edad mas maryor….. solo quiero pasar una noche de placer, cariño. y ya veras, se chupar la almeja mejor que nadie. contestame, ysi quieres un trio mejor…. contestamme con un mensajito guarro, tengo26 años muak………

27 de Mayo del 2010 a las 5:20 pm

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssii, dios ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡quiero que me la chupes

30 de Mayo del 2010 a las 9:39 pm

que chistes tan malos hijos de putas esos chistes tan malos):(

30 de Mayo del 2010 a las 9:42 pm

chistes tan mierdas porquerias ):()

30 de Mayo del 2010 a las 9:48 pm

chistes valen un coño

30 de Mayo del 2010 a las 9:53 pm

no saben ni escribir son retrasados mentales? esos chistes tan estupidos les afecto el cerebro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

30 de Mayo del 2010 a las 9:54 pm

esos chistes son una verga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

31 de Mayo del 2010 a las 8:47 pm

Si quieren leer un chiste bueno aqui va:
Jaimito le dice a su mama:
Mama mama en la escuela me dicen hijo de puta.
y la mama dice
mierda!!! me descubrieron.

31 de Mayo del 2010 a las 8:56 pm

chistes que pero que chistes tan malos ¿no se cansan?

31 de Mayo del 2010 a las 8:58 pm

el segundo chiste si esta bueno jajajajajajajaja pero a los perdedores XD

31 de Mayo del 2010 a las 9:18 pm

con razon se llama risatonta.com ñaaaaaa por que todos los chistes de esta pagina son estupidos, malos, son una mierda

31 de Mayo del 2010 a las 9:24 pm

si queren un chiste de verdad aqui va:
sube el telon aparece una gorda y una flaca…
baja el telon y sube el telon aparece un ventarron…
baja el telon y sube el telon aparece la gorda…
¿como se llama la obra?

lo que el viento se llevo y lo que no se pudo llevar

elantiespaña
1 de Junio del 2010 a las 10:17 pm

jajajajajajjajajajajajajjajaja lo estupido nadie se los quita,españoles engreidos,rasistas y sobre todo pendejooooooooooooooooooosssssssssssssssssssss jajajajajajjaj

elantiespaña
1 de Junio del 2010 a las 10:26 pm

y esa mierda que fue???lo que el viento se llevo y lo q no se pudo llevar????? estupides mas grande mejor chupamela…..Llega una española a Guatemala y se sube a un autobus que va a Ipala y le dice un indito:Seño que rico huele,y dice la española:perfume frances Q.500 el frasco,despues de un rato el indito se tira un pedo y dice la española ¡¡UFF como llede¡¡¡¡ y dice el indito:frijol Ipalence Q.5.00 la libra.jajajaja aprende maricon

elantiespaña
1 de Junio del 2010 a las 10:29 pm

ESE NO FUE JAIMITO FUISTE VOZ PENDEJO JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

amerca2010
2 de Junio del 2010 a las 6:49 pm

@ ciclope:pues dejame decirte que con taparabos pero con mucha sabiduria y lo unico que trajieron a america fue sus mugrosas enfermedades y vivieron a robar si son lo que son ahora es por nosotros bola de rateros y si no pues informate ya que el mugroso de colon tuvo que pedir prestado para financiar el viaje

Murinicia!!
3 de Junio del 2010 a las 1:41 am

Muy buenos los chisstes q le dice una vereda ala otra?
Una calle nos separa!! jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajja mmuii bueno bechotes!!!!!!!!

traviskol
4 de Junio del 2010 a las 2:59 am

porque el libro de matematica se suicido?
pork tenia muchos problemas jajaja.

las amo nenas

Guadi
5 de Junio del 2010 a las 3:44 pm

primer acto: la familia Diaz toma un avion desde Buenos Aires a Brasil.
segundo acto: la familia Diaz toma un avion desde Brasil a Estados Unidos.
tercer acto: la familia Diaz toma un avion desde Estados Unidos a Buenos Aires.

¿como se llama la obra?

Los dias pasan volando

Guadi
5 de Junio del 2010 a las 3:46 pm

primer acto: cae una bomba en el Vaticano.
segundo acto: cae una bomba en el Vaticano.
tercer acto: cae una bomba en el Vaticano.

¿como se llama la obra?

Pure de Papa!!

Guadi
5 de Junio del 2010 a las 3:46 pm

Juan prefiere la paz, Maximiliano Guerra!

Guadi
5 de Junio del 2010 a las 3:49 pm

Jose, me da vergüenza que yo mire la tele y vos hagas la tarea. Por favor, ¿podías cerrar la puerta?

Guadi
5 de Junio del 2010 a las 3:52 pm

Primer acto: Yo
Segundo acto: Yo
Tercer acto: Yo
Cuarto acto: Yo
Quinto acto: Yo
Sexto acto: Yo
Séptimo acto: Yo

¿como se llama la obra?

LAS SIETE MARAVILLAS DEL MUNDO!!!!!!
jajaa! esta mortal!

Guadi
5 de Junio del 2010 a las 3:55 pm

GABRIEL SOS UN PUTO!!!!!!!!!!!

6 de Junio del 2010 a las 3:55 am

habia un mono y un burro i ivan suviendo a un cerro i a la mita del cerro al mono le dieron ganas de aser el amor y le dijo al !burro ponte po¡
i paso todo
a la mita de la vaja del cerroloiso el burro
en el acto el mono se desmayoy murio al llegar a la ciudad la mona dijo
!era tan bueno en su via¡
i el burro dijo
!y en baja tambien¡

jkajkajkajjkajakjkajakakajakjakjkakkjkjkj

tania
7 de Junio del 2010 a las 4:10 pm

oye ivan si no te gustan escribe tu algunos a ver si son mejores no te jode (aunq seguro qno por q los q dicen eso son los que tienen envidia)

tania
7 de Junio del 2010 a las 4:12 pm

estan 2 serpientes y le dice una a la otra:
-oye tu sabes si somos venenosas?
-no no lo se x?
-no nah esq me e mordido la lengua

tania
7 de Junio del 2010 a las 4:14 pm

esta jaimito en la clase y le pregunta la proge:
-a ver jaimito q es 4×4?
-un coche.
-muy gracioso jaimito, y 3×2?
-una oferta profe

anonimo
7 de Junio del 2010 a las 4:22 pm

como entretener a tu hermana mientras q estas haciendo algo:
()en una cara del oapel pones esto):
-dale la vuelta.
(y en la otra cara del papel pones esto):
-dale la vuelta.

oooo:

en una hoja pones:

lee abajo:

lee arriba.

anonimo
7 de Junio del 2010 a las 4:24 pm

a la tu como molan los de tania escribe mas.

nonono
7 de Junio del 2010 a las 4:31 pm

gracias anonimo.

estan 2 señores e la selva y uno le dice al otro:
-me voy a mear. a los 5segundos dice el que se habia ido a mear:
-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
-q te pasa tio?
-me ha mordido una serpiente muyyyyyy venenosa ve al pueblo a ver si ai cura.
llega al pueblo y le dice al medico:
-doctor doctor a mi amigo le ha mordido una serpiente muy venenosa hay cura le pudo traer?
-no le puedes traer hai mucha gente ademas no habria tiempo ve a dnd el y chupale dnd le haya mordido la serpiente.
-vale.
al que no le habia picado la serpiente vuelve alli sabiendo que la serpiente le habia picado en la polla y le dice:
-tio q no hay cura q te mueres

jmmm
7 de Junio del 2010 a las 4:34 pm

hay chicas guarrilas por aqui ¡chochos pa mi! la tengo grande eee quiero follar follar

Arancha
7 de Junio del 2010 a las 6:14 pm

eres un giliplollas

7 de Junio del 2010 a las 8:24 pm

algunos me re coparon…!!!

mimi
7 de Junio del 2010 a las 9:48 pm

si le tienes miedo a un espejo mejor alejate q puede ser peor…!!!!XDDDD

9 de Junio del 2010 a las 3:23 pm

esta una pareja viendo una pelicula y dice el marido:

-¿quieres que esta noche probemos una postura nueva?
Yla mujer dice:
- Vale tu te tiras 2 horas planchando y yo 2 horas en el sofa.

elion
9 de Junio del 2010 a las 8:25 pm

que le dice una tortilla a un tenedor? no me pinches que tengo mas webos que tu

elion
9 de Junio del 2010 a las 8:28 pm

que le dice una bandeja de camarero a una cerveza? rubia que culo mas fresquito tienes

elion
9 de Junio del 2010 a las 8:30 pm

que le dice un semaforo a otro? no me mires que me estoi cambiando

elion
9 de Junio del 2010 a las 8:31 pm

que le dice un peo a otro? ponte el casco que salimos volando

diana
10 de Junio del 2010 a las 6:13 pm

una cereza se mira en el es pejo y dice cere za yo? jajaja

diana
10 de Junio del 2010 a las 6:22 pm

va una señor con un cirujano plastico y le dice:
- doctor quiero que me haga una cirujia plastica en la vagina por que ya no quiero salir embarazada,,, y dice el doctor
-claro que si la mas cara le cuesta 5 millones de pesos y dice la señora
-hay no esta muy cara,,
sra-y la mas barata cuanto cuesta?
dr-100 pesos..
sra- ah ps mejor hagame esa..
la señora se acuesta en la camilla y el doctor no le pone anestecia ni nada y la señora grita aaaaaayyyyy ayyyyyyyy ayyyyyy,, despues de un rato termina el doctor y dice la señora hay doctor ps q me hizo? y dice el doctor ps amarrarle los pelos o que esperaba que le hiciera por 100 pesos..jajajajajajajaja
aaaaaaaa

diana
10 de Junio del 2010 a las 6:25 pm

iban dos gallegos en un helicoptero y uno se iba a lanzar en paracaidas y el otro le dica mira –le vas a apretar a este boton y se abre el paracaidas abajo te va estar esperando una moto que te va a llevar al pueblo,,
se lanza y no se abria y no se abria,, jaja y dice el gallego,, nomas falta que llegue abajo y no este la moto y me tenga que ir caminando,,jaja

diana
10 de Junio del 2010 a las 6:28 pm

sabian que el viagra causa ira..por que nomas te tragas la pastilla y empiezas ira ira ira,,jajaja

diana
10 de Junio del 2010 a las 6:31 pm

le dice la patrona a la muchacha maria recojeme mi cuarto,, y ya va y se oye un gritote aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
sube la señora y le dice que te paso,, y dice maria es que mire lo que hay en la cama (un condon) y dice la señora que en tu pueblo no hacen el amor y dice maria pues si pero no hasta despeyejarnos..jajaja

diana
10 de Junio del 2010 a las 6:41 pm

va pepito a argentina por primera vez y le dice un niño argentino como te llamas,, y contesta me llamo pepito y el argentino empieza jajajajajajajajajajajajaajaja te llamas pepito,, y dice pepito xq te da tanta risa,, dice el otro es que le quitas una letra y dice peputo ya ves que son sencillitos y carismaticos y dice pepito y tu como te llamas y dice me llamo dieguito y tambien se rie pepito y dice el argentino de que te ries y dice pepito es que a dieguito le quitas todas las letras y dice VAS Y CHINGAS A TU MADRE,,

MARY
11 de Junio del 2010 a las 4:43 pm

QUE CHISTE TAN ESTUPIDO

MARY
11 de Junio del 2010 a las 4:45 pm

Angel Escribir:

COMO DISTRAES A UN GALLEGO?
LE DICE Q ORGANICE LOS M&M POR ORDEN ALFABETICO

QUE CHISTE ESTUPIDO

MARY
11 de Junio del 2010 a las 4:48 pm

@ MARY:
@ Arancha:
ESTOY DE ACUERDO

MARY
11 de Junio del 2010 a las 4:52 pm

@ Angel:
ANGEL, ERES UN ANORMAL TIENES MUCHO QUE APRENDER DE LOS GALLEGOS .EMPAPATE DE EDUCACION Y DEJA DE METERTE CON ELLOS .SON MUCHO MAS INTELIGENTES QUE TU.

edith flores
11 de Junio del 2010 a las 5:54 pm

@ bryan: que buen chiste jajajajaj

12 de Junio del 2010 a las 3:36 pm

esta guayyyyyyyyy tio

12 de Junio del 2010 a las 3:39 pm

bryan quieres salir con migo

EL + BUENO
12 de Junio del 2010 a las 5:04 pm

UN SEÑOR SE SIENTA ENCIMA DE UN HACHA?TE A EXO GRACIA ,PUES EL SE PARTIO EL CULO

EL + BUENO
12 de Junio del 2010 a las 5:05 pm

CUAL ES EL PEZ + RAPIDO DEL MUNDO?EL PEZON XK VA EXANDO LECHES

14 de Junio del 2010 a las 11:20 pm

¿quien quiere chingar con un alesbi?

Anónimo
18 de Junio del 2010 a las 3:18 am

por pendejaaaaaaaaaa

JUAN PABLO
19 de Junio del 2010 a las 1:17 am

lean esta:
en un baño, el cepillo de dientes habla para si diciendo: “creo que tengo el pero trabajo del mundo”. a lo que el papel higienico dice:
“si como no….” jajajajaja
interactivo_85@yahoo.es

JUAN PABLO
19 de Junio del 2010 a las 1:18 am

lean esta:
en un baño, el cepillo de dientes habla para si diciendo: “creo que tengo el peor trabajo del mundo”. a lo que el papel higienico dice:
“si como no….” jajajajaja

enzo aguante argentinaa
19 de Junio del 2010 a las 3:10 am

sos un master aguantes los chistes americanoss

irene
19 de Junio del 2010 a las 3:30 pm

tu eres gilipollas@ jmmm:

jhonatan
19 de Junio del 2010 a las 9:16 pm

ERAN DOS GALLEGOS Y LE DICE UNO AL OTRO; OYE MANOLO YE INVITO A UNA FIESTA DE 15 AÑOS Y LE CONTESTA EL OTRO SI PERO SOLO VOY 6 MESES: JAJAJAJAJA

zarith
21 de Junio del 2010 a las 8:15 pm

que le dijo una crispeta a la otra crispeta
salta marica que nos quemamos el culo

ANONIMA
22 de Junio del 2010 a las 10:11 pm

A MI NO MEGUSTAN TUS CHISTES X K SON MALISIMOS
@ Juana:
@ Juana:

23 de Junio del 2010 a las 3:52 pm

Jaimito dime dos pronombres
-¿quien,yo?
-muy bien

joel
23 de Junio del 2010 a las 5:06 pm

que le dice un pollo policia a otro pollo plolicia nesecitamos a pollo jajajajajaja

25 de Junio del 2010 a las 8:22 pm

estava urive,chaves y ovama en un elicoptero y el conductor del elicoptero les dijo hay sobre peso entonses ovama se boto entonses quedava urive y chaves y el conductor dijo denuevo hay sovre peso y urive boto a chaves y dijo por mi pais ja,ja,ja,ja,ja,ja,ja,jas

26 de Junio del 2010 a las 3:12 am

un mexicano le dice aun chino hola y el chino le contesta 9:30 jajajajajajaja

otro

habia una vez un pollito q respiraba por el culo una vez se sento y se murio ahogado

anonima
27 de Junio del 2010 a las 5:13 pm

Va un caracol y derrapa.

anonimo
27 de Junio del 2010 a las 5:32 pm

no insulteis,mal hablados

sarah
27 de Junio del 2010 a las 5:36 pm

que bueno bryan

hispano
28 de Junio del 2010 a las 7:24 pm

viva españa putos guachupinos

29 de Junio del 2010 a las 3:18 am

mira este chiste
cual es el colmo de un hombre inbisibre:
que toque el timbre de una casa y se balla corriendo otro

que ase superman despues de bañarse……. se pone superfume

ombre inbisible busca chica transparente para aser cosas nunca antes bistas
1_acto chaicha no quiere salir de su cucha
2_acto chicha no quiere salir de su cucha
3_acto chaicha no quiere salir de su chucha
como se llama la obre :
sal-chicha

Priscila
29 de Junio del 2010 a las 8:09 pm

¿porque los gallegos ponen azucar avajo de la almuada?
para tener dulces sueños
_______________________________
putossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss de mierdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa chupenlaaaaaaaaaa

Para esparteroo
30 de Junio del 2010 a las 7:18 am

Le dice espartero a un amigo:

Oye, cual es la mujer que es dos veces animal?

Y le responde el otro:
pues tu madre que es puta y ademas cobra!!!

30 de Junio del 2010 a las 8:30 pm

@ joel:
que vueno

30 de Junio del 2010 a las 8:32 pm

si,si,si…

1 de Julio del 2010 a las 3:57 pm

que le dice un corazon a un papel higienico.
y el corazon dice : yo palpito
y tu palpoto

jaziira
3 de Julio del 2010 a las 6:01 am

@ Guadi:
a mira q te aves equibocado pues la octaba marabilla os esta escribiendo

jaziira
3 de Julio del 2010 a las 6:15 am

a ok

jaziira
3 de Julio del 2010 a las 6:24 am

Guadi Escribir:

Primer acto: Yo
Segundo acto: Yo
Tercer acto: Yo
Cuarto acto: Yo
Quinto acto: Yo
Sexto acto: Yo
Séptimo acto: Yo
¿como se llama la obra?
LAS SIETE MARAVILLAS DEL MUNDO!!!!!!
jajaa! esta mortal!

te as equibocado soy yo

Anónimo
4 de Julio del 2010 a las 6:32 pm

voy a contar un chiste jaimito mira su profe en el vestuario de las mujeres se quita la camiseta dice a se quita la falda dice e se quita el sujetador y dice i se quita las bragas y dice o se quita los zapatos y dice u la profe lo ve y le dice muy bien jaimito ya te sabes las vocales.

4 de Julio del 2010 a las 6:40 pm

Esto es un español un francés y un ingles el frances dice que esta piscina se convierta en frambuesa y se convierte en frambuesa y el ingles dice que esta piscina se convierta en melocoton se convierte en melocoton y como a los españoles les gusta el melocoton va el español a comerse el melocoton se choca contra un palo y dice mierda y toda la piscina se con vierte en mierda.

4 de Julio del 2010 a las 6:44 pm

es un tio que dispara al otro y pasa otro y dice porque le has disparado y dice porque decia viva mexico y es viva mejico y dice ah coxones le dispara y dice eso por decir coones que es cojones.

4 de Julio del 2010 a las 7:33 pm

Esto es un loro que ve un anuncio que dice:en un pais multicolor primero tu y luego yo.
va un pirata y le dice:donde esta el tesoro y dice:en un pais multicolor y le dice:dimelo o te tiro por la borda y dice:primero tu y luego yo.

4 de Julio del 2010 a las 7:34 pm

tu chiste ha estado bueno

4 de Julio del 2010 a las 7:41 pm

le dice su madre jaimito ves a comprar 1 kilo de cerdo llega a la carniceria se quita un moco y le dice el carnicero cerdo responde 1 kilo.

la enana
5 de Julio del 2010 a las 8:47 pm

a que no sabeis que le dice un chupachups a una piruleta:
pero que te ha pasaoooooooo0o0o0

la enana
5 de Julio del 2010 a las 8:48 pm

alto wapo y moreno;
tres requisitos para estar bueno jjjjjjjjj

la enana
5 de Julio del 2010 a las 8:49 pm

cual es el colmo de un oso panda¿?¿¿?¿?¿?¿?¿
que le hagan una foto y salga en blanco y negro jejejej XD
:)

la enana
5 de Julio del 2010 a las 8:51 pm

a que no sabeis como le dice un mexicano a su hijo para que lea??¿¿
anda lee

bebe
8 de Julio del 2010 a las 1:52 am

esk hay 2 niños en un parke y uno le dise a otro yo bsepo enroyer el trompo ,el otro niño le dise no se dise no sepo se dise no sabo y viene una señora y les dise no se dise no sabo y no sepo entonses como se dise preguntan los niños le con testa la señora pues nose en tonses pARA K SE METE VIEJA METICHE

mario
8 de Julio del 2010 a las 9:01 pm

los chistes estan super geniles..
bueno algunoos sigan escribienndo mas

YO
10 de Julio del 2010 a las 8:03 pm

SON MU WENOS HAY OS DEJO UNO:
UNO MATRIMONIO LLEGA AL MEDICO Y LE DICE LA MUJER AL MEDICO
-MIRE MI MARIDO Y YO NO FUNCIONAMOS EN LA CAMA. Y DICE EL MEDICO
-TIENES ORGAMOS. Y DICE LA MUJER
-PEPE NOSOTROS SOMOS DE ORGAMOS O DE SANITAS XDXDXD

11 de Julio del 2010 a las 11:55 pm

feo no chistosos aburido y espantoso

12 de Julio del 2010 a las 12:01 am

un chiste que le dise una rana a otro? sovos y gualitas jejejejeje

12 de Julio del 2010 a las 2:20 pm

kpxn bsnd dsdmj,

el español tonto
13 de Julio del 2010 a las 2:32 pm

Alex…ese de seguro que era un gallego…que despues de tres diaz la entiende jajaja…es@ :
@ alex:

ruth
13 de Julio del 2010 a las 3:40 pm

¿que es un lodo ?es un pajado vede

bren
16 de Julio del 2010 a las 3:03 am

como se dise calzon en portuges

aprieto tu nalgeiro

Anónimo
18 de Julio del 2010 a las 4:17 pm

ke no es asi:
estaban hablando 2 amigos y uno le dice al otro
-cula es el animal ke es 2 veces animal?-
-cual?- responde el otro
-el gato por ke es gato y araña-
-aah como tu hermena, por ke es zorra y cobra.

Leiia
18 de Julio del 2010 a las 9:22 pm

Habia una vez un señor qe le dice a su esposa: ten 2 noticias. Y la esposa le dice : dime la primera y el marido le dice :eh dejado las drogas . Y la esposa le dice :Qe bien !! dime la otra.Y el marido dice :no se donde jajajaja xDee!

19 de Julio del 2010 a las 5:38 pm

SUPERVUNOS

19 de Julio del 2010 a las 5:55 pm

UN DIA UN NIÑO QUESE LLAMABA JESUS LO MANDARON A COMPRAR UNA LIBRA DE FRIJOLES CUANDO IBA PASO POR UNA IGLESIA Y EL PADRE DIJO AQUE VINO JESUS AL MUNDO Y EL NIÑO RESPONDIO A COMPRAR UNA LIBRA DE FRIJOLES

!"#$%&&%$#"!°
20 de Julio del 2010 a las 3:28 am

Q CHIDOS CHISTES
JEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJE

yalimar torres
26 de Julio del 2010 a las 6:11 pm

que exelentes esos chistes jejeje =)

esmeralda
27 de Julio del 2010 a las 9:56 pm

ustedes saben por que los negros tienen las orejas grandes?
R= Un dia dios estaba cargando a los bebes …. oh un blanco ke lindo.. otro blanco ke lindo… ay¡ un pinche negro.. (lo agarra de las orejas)

jaja este chiste debe ser actuado

27 de Julio del 2010 a las 11:31 pm

grosero

28 de Julio del 2010 a las 1:00 pm

¿en que se parece un armario de cocina al mar?
en que el armario de cocina tiene cacer-olas y el mar ya las tiene hechas

muy buenos

candelaria
8 de Agosto del 2010 a las 8:49 pm

que le dijo un pelo al otro pelo?
corramos porque biene la cana

andre
9 de Agosto del 2010 a las 6:59 pm

-k le dice el pedo a la nalga
-kkkk
-permiso cacheton k quiero salir
-hah

LUIS HUMBERTO
11 de Agosto del 2010 a las 12:39 am

QUE PENDEJO ESTA TU CHISTE BABOSO ATTE LHEN Y SU DESCARGA

13 de Agosto del 2010 a las 7:58 pm

por que los pedos a demas de ruido tiene olor…….?
para que los sordos tambien puedan disfrutarlos jjaaaa

13 de Agosto del 2010 a las 8:02 pm

buenas señor.. me regala una cerveza, es que quiero besarle el pico al aguila….
perdone señor va tocar que le mame el bolo al burro por que solo hay pony malta….jjajaja

13 de Agosto del 2010 a las 8:08 pm

esta el tio diego esta de visita en la casa de juanito,,en la mañana sale del baño y de repente frente a juanito zas¡¡¡ se le cae la toalla.
-juanito: ¿tio que tienes hay?
-una palomita,juanito,una palomita.
-juanito:¿¡¡y te la estas culeando oque?

jajajaj

el waperas
14 de Agosto del 2010 a las 12:46 am

va su marido a su mujer i le dise:amor mio komeme la polla i la me le ise ..soi vegetariana i no komo karne pos emtomse komeme el pepino… jjajajaja xd

17 de Agosto del 2010 a las 11:16 pm

Q BIEN

CRISTIAN
18 de Agosto del 2010 a las 5:35 am

Q LE DIGO UN GEMELO A OTRO GEMELO soy igual q tu

antonio
18 de Agosto del 2010 a las 7:36 pm

capelucita dice al lobo:
?porque tienes la frente sudada, los ojos salidos i los dientes tan apretados?

-Coño capelucita,
DEJAME CAGAR !!!!

antonio
18 de Agosto del 2010 a las 7:38 pm

¿Que le dice un arbol a otro arbol?
-¿Que pasa tronco?

Anónimo
19 de Agosto del 2010 a las 4:31 am

jajaja

Anónimo
19 de Agosto del 2010 a las 6:03 pm

jajaja mui gracioso el chiste ajajajajajajaj es buenísimo un 100% alto

19 de Agosto del 2010 a las 6:05 pm

Papá, papá, ¿es verdad que los papás, saben más que los niños?
Claro Pepito, es verdad.
Ahh, óyeme papá, ¿quién fue el inventor de la imprenta?
El inventor de la imprenta fue Gutemberg.
Y entonces por qué no la inventó el papá de Gutemberg.

19 de Agosto del 2010 a las 6:06 pm

mui bueno

jesus
20 de Agosto del 2010 a las 5:04 pm

estoy probando

anari crisela julieta
20 de Agosto del 2010 a las 8:51 pm

ami no me dieron gracia los chistes para mi estabnbien aburridos es lo peor q leido en mi vida bu bu bu bu bu abajo risa tonta risa tonta es la peor pagina de del mundo no tiene nd de risa no no se como ustedes le encuentrn risa

anari crisela julieta
20 de Agosto del 2010 a las 8:54 pm

lo siento risa tonta se q me e quibo q al desir q era la pero del mundo pero como no le i todos los chistes en encontrado chistes q si dan gracia risa tonta es la megor de mun ti s riba risa tonta hurra ruisa tonta es la megorrrr

23 de Agosto del 2010 a las 2:59 pm

habia un lorito q adivinaba los colores d las bombachas..psan 3 monjas y el loro dic:amarillo,azul,rojo..al otro dia pasan las monjas d nuevo y el loro dic:azul,azul,azul..entonces las monjas indignadas pasan al otro dia sin nada.y el loro dice.ondulado,lacio pelado!jajajaja

24 de Agosto del 2010 a las 1:59 am

cual es el pais que esplota y rie primero Ja-Pon

24 de Agosto del 2010 a las 2:07 am

que le dice el policia a un enano?
ALTO

gaby
25 de Agosto del 2010 a las 7:45 pm

son unos hijos de puta

miguelito
26 de Agosto del 2010 a las 2:37 am

que hps chistes tan malos aprendan a contar chistes….

miguelito
26 de Agosto del 2010 a las 2:38 am

habia una flaca tan flaca pero tan flaca que sacaba la lengua y se iva de trompas

29 de Agosto del 2010 a las 4:38 pm

esta un hombre con un gitano al ajedrez y dice el hombre:jake mate y dice el gitano:jake mate tu con la bicicleta

Katy
1 de Septiembre del 2010 a las 11:21 pm

1º Acto se abre el telon,
2º Acto se ve a un mujer muy gorda con muchas armas encima,

¿Como se llama la obra?
Se armo la gorda.

Katy
1 de Septiembre del 2010 a las 11:22 pm

Primer acto:
Una mona en el escenario
Segundo acto:
Aparece una aplanadora.
Tercer acto:
La mona esta aplanada en el escenario
¿Cómo se llama la obra?

La mona lisa

La Lokaa
2 de Septiembre del 2010 a las 9:23 pm

La maestra le pregunta a Jaimito:
-Si yo digo fui rica, es tiempo pasado, pero si digo soy hermosa, ¿qué es?
-Exceso de imaginación.

Jaimito le dice a su padre:
¡Papá, papá, tengo una noticia buena y otra mala!
¿Cuál es la buena Jaimito?
¡Que he aprobado todas!
¿Y la mala?
¡Que es mentira!

Un viejito le pregunta a Jaimito:
Oye niño, ¿cuántos años crees que tengo?
Discúlpeme señor, pero yo sólo sé contar hasta cien.

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