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Donald usa teclado y Mickey mouse.
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- Hola ¿habla Dora?
- Habladora tu vieja, hijo de puta!
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- Hola ¿esta Armando?
- No, apenas voy por las instrucciones.
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Ringgggg… ringgggggggg – Hola, ¿es el nueve, cinco, dos, ocho, seis,
siete, nueve, uno, cuatro? – Sí, sí, sí, no, sí, no, no, sí, no.
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- Hola ¿esta Agustín?
- No, estoy incomodin.
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- Hola ¿Conchita?
- No, con Tarzán.
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- Mi hija se casó con un piloto italiano. ¿Y la suya?
- Con un vestido de seda.
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- Señor, hace 20 minutos que le pedí al mozo una botella de vino de la
casa.
- Va a tener que esperar otros 20 minutos, porque el mozo vive medio lejos.
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- Hola Caperucita verde!
- Hola Lobo daltónico!
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- Mozo, ¿que tiene de entrada?.
- Una puerta de vidrio.
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Una adivinanza: tengo dos pelos, tres ojos, dos narices y un dedo.
¿Qué soy?
- Deforme.
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- ¿Sabes que mi hermano anda en bicicleta desde los cuatro años?
- Mmm… ya debe estar lejos.
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Después del tono internacional se escucha la siguiente conversación…
- ¿Disculpe, ya llego julio allá?
- Caballero, no se donde llame usted pero aquí todavía es mayo.
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- Doctor, doctor, veo elefantes rosados por todas partes.
- ¿Ha visto ya a un psicólogo?
- No, solo elefantes rosados.
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¿Que deberías decir si ves pasar 9 elefantes con medias verdes y 1
con medias rojas?
.. Que 9 de cada 10 elefantes usan medias verdes.
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En un restaurante:
¿Y como quiere el señor sus huevos?
- Con toda mi alma, con toda mi alma.
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¿Que hace McGiver con una oveja y un cocodrilo?
.. una camisa Lacoste.
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- Oiga, este autobús ¿me lleva al cementerio?
- Si se pone delante, es posible.
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Venían dos globos por el desierto, y uno le dice el otro:
- Che! guarda con el cactus!
¿Que cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssss…
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- Jamás olvidaré las ultimas palabras de mi madre.
- ¿Que? fue lo que dijo?
- Oe puta!… No me muevas la escaleraaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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¿Que? pasa si mete un huevo en el microondas?
.. Es probable que se agarre el otro con la puerta.
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En un manicomio dos locos discuten:
-Yo soy el Rey. Hoy mismo me lo dijo Dios.
Y el otro contesta muy sorprendido:
-¡Pero si yo no te he dicho nada
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Porque los pedos además de ruido tienen olor? Para que los sordos también puedan disfrutarlos.
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MAMITA QUIERO PIPI
OTRA VEZ!! ESTE ES CUARTO VASO QUE TE TOMAS..
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¿Porque la torre de pisa esta inclinada?
Porque tuvo mas reflejos que las torres gemelas
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mi amor hiciste café?”
_no hice verde pero ya estoy mejor
Fuente: http://www.chistesbromasytonteras.cl/cortos.htm
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May 14th, 2009 at 1:32 am
Van dos granos de arena por el desierto y le dice uno a otro, CREO QUE NOS SIGUEN.
May 14th, 2009 at 1:33 am
- De que color es un chino si lo agarras por los cojones?
-Amarillo chillón
May 14th, 2009 at 1:36 am
Llega un chico y le pregunta a su amigo:
¿Viste el apagón de anoche?
Y le contesta:
No, en mi casa se fue la luz …
May 14th, 2009 at 1:38 am
Entra una señora a la carnicería y dice:
Deme esa cabeza de cerdo de allí.
Y contesta el carnicero:
Perdone señora, pero eso es un espejo..
May 14th, 2009 at 1:43 am
Oye, tu estudias derecho?
No, yo estudio sentado
May 14th, 2009 at 1:45 am
qué le dice uan tanga a la
otra:
– ¿que coño nos p0nemos hoy?!
May 14th, 2009 at 20:28 pm
jeje muy buenos bryan
May 14th, 2009 at 21:25 pm
que le dice un cachete del culo al otro?
- no te pases de la ralla!
May 14th, 2009 at 22:12 pm
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
June 10th, 2009 at 1:29 am
COMO DISTRAES A UN GALLEGO?
LE DICE Q ORGANICE LOS M&M POR ORDEN ALFABETICO
June 10th, 2009 at 1:29 am
PORQ LOS GALLEGOS NO VAN AL MAR?
LE TIENEN MIEDO AL COCO
June 10th, 2009 at 1:32 am
LOS GALLEGOS VAN A ESTADOS UNIDOS, PERO ESOTOS NO SE BAJAN DEL AVION…
-TODO ESTA BIEN, DICE UN GRINGO
-NO, NO, NO NOS VAMOS A BAJAR, DICE UNO DE LOS GALLEGOS, ESQ LE TEMEMOS A WEL!!!!
-KIEN ES WEL? PREGUNTA EL GRINGO…
- ESE LETRERO DE AHI DICE:
WEL-COME GALLEGOS
July 1st, 2009 at 22:35 pm
¿que le dice una piedra a otra?
somos los picapiedras
July 13th, 2009 at 16:43 pm
jajaja venga con gallego y gallego pues si no es por los gallegos(españoles) vosotros que os creeis tan listos y nos degradais tanto a los españoles poniendonos de tontos para arriba si no fuera por nosotros seguiriais en taparrabos corriendo por la selva como os encontramos y os colonizamos ya hace mas de 500 años así que mas respeto gauchito.Slds un español que no gallego
July 15th, 2009 at 3:12 am
pinche gallego pendejo para que lo sepas teniamos mas tecnoogia que osotros heran los salvajes que sin armas no eran nada e pendejo gallego
July 15th, 2009 at 3:28 am
esta un gallego con su amigo alas 12 de la noche pero manolo estaba enfermo asi que pacorro (el otro gallego) decide llamarle a su amigo juan para saber que haser
ring ring
juan:(medio dormido) mmm bueno
pacorro: HOLA JUAN sabes que manolo esta muy enfermo que ago
juan:comprale un supositorio adios cuelga
pacorro:dice que te compre un supositorio
manolo:y donde lo compramos
pacorro:nose aber dejame volver a yamarlo
ring ring
juan:(molesto y dormido
bueno¡
pacorro:sabes que no sabemos donde compramos el supositorio
juan:pues en una farmacia adios
cuelga
ya en la farmacia el farmaceutico les pregunta que si para niño o si para adulto
y como nosabenque pedir a si que deciden llamarle a juan
hola juan ya estamos en la farmacia pero no sabemos si pedirle de niño o de adulto
fregaos pues que es manolo
un hombre o un niño
pues un hombre entonces pide uno de hombre pendejo
ya despues de haberlo pedido saban ala casa pero ya hay nose saben que hacer con el si tomarselo con agua o meterselo por el culo o que
asi que deciden volver a ablarle a juan
hola juan sabes que ya tenemos el supositorio perono sabe mos si tomarselo con agua meterselo por el culo o que
juan molesto les grita fregaos meteselo por el culo
pacorro sabes que manolo te lo vas a tener que topmar con agua por que juan ya se enojo
July 20th, 2009 at 2:55 am
y bue gallego o español como se t antoje clasificart, si somos tan salvajes nos ubieran dejado asi… pero ustedes como son tan anviciosos y abariciosos no pudieron con eso… asi q no rompas las pelotas xq asi d indios nos gusta estar y nos la re bancamos MIERDAAAAA GALLEGOOOOOOOOOO
July 20th, 2009 at 9:10 am
no cambiemos de tema de la web que es el humor!! lo de los gallegos en sudamerica o algo deben utilizarlo como nosotros los del lepe, pero creo que tampoco hay maldad.
July 24th, 2009 at 0:29 am
Aqui un gallego del Pais Brusco (Vasco), respetuoso con los tainos y otras culturas precolombinas.
*Un sordo a un tonto:
- 2 + 3?
- Cuatro
- Por el culo te la hinco!!
*- Está usted muy gordo
- Sí, como una tapia
*- Tengo un perro sin patas
- Cómo se llama?
- Para que llamarlo, si no va a venir
*Cómo se dice “naufrago” en euskera (vasco)?
“Zinzulantxa” (pronunciado “sinsulancha”)
*Un vasco y un gallego:
- Egunon!
- Eu tampouco!
August 29th, 2009 at 19:24 pm
ESTA ERA UNA VEZ Q UN MARCIANO LLEGO A LA TIERRA Y DIJO Q SE HIBA A LLEBAR A EL PRIMER HOMBRE Q VIERA Y SE ENCONTRO A UNO Y LE DICE:SOY MARCIANO Y LE CONTESTA EL HOMBRE: MUCHO GUSTO YO SOY MARSELO.
JA JA JA JA
September 2nd, 2009 at 20:31 pm
muy buenos chistes nico
September 2nd, 2009 at 20:47 pm
primer acto un pelo dentro unvaso con agua segundo acto un pelo dentro un vaso con agua tercer acto un pelo dentro un vaso con agua ¿como -se llama la obra?
-no me tomes el pelo
jajaja ()-()
(* *)
(*_*)
September 4th, 2009 at 17:50 pm
¿ke hace un policia en un lluviero?
-esperando que salga el chorro
September 10th, 2009 at 18:03 pm
estaba 1 mujer en el velorio de su marido y ve q se le cae la peluca y le pide a el encargado q le acomode el pelukin! al rato vuelve la mujer y ve q la peluca no se cae y le preg al encargado cuanto le debe x el trabajo y le dice: pero señora! q le puedo cobrar x 3 clavitooss!!!
October 25th, 2009 at 0:22 am
LLEGA UN TIPO A UN BAR CON DOS PUTAS Y DICE SR. DOS REFRESCOS EL SR DICE FAMILIARES? Y RESPONDE NO SON PUTAS PERO TIENEN SED…
October 25th, 2009 at 17:30 pm
muy bueno daniel!! xDD
October 29th, 2009 at 1:34 am
porque los gallegos se aorcan despues de lavarse los dientes?
porque cuando se los sepillan la pasta que usan dise colgate.
October 29th, 2009 at 21:04 pm
cual es el pez imposi ble de cargar ?
el pesado
October 30th, 2009 at 3:16 am
¿Como se dice niño perdido en chino?
Chin-Chu Mama
October 30th, 2009 at 3:17 am
¿Que le dice un fideo al otro?
OYE, MI CUERPO PIDE SALSA!!!!! XDDDDDDD
October 30th, 2009 at 3:19 am
Un espermatozoide le dice al otro:
-¿cuanto falta para llegar al ovulo?
-Uffff, recien vamos por la garganta….XD
October 30th, 2009 at 3:20 am
¿Cual es el animal que es dos veces animal?
-Tu hermana porque es gato y cobraaaaa
October 30th, 2009 at 3:49 am
Un hombre le pregunta a otro:
- ¿Sabes que tienen en comun un elefante y una hormiga?
-¿Que?
-Que los dos empiezan con H
-Pero elefante no empieza con H
-ES QUE SE LLAMABA HORACIOOO
October 30th, 2009 at 3:51 am
Un elefante le dice a un camello
-¿Que se siente tener dos tetas en la espalda?
Y el camello le responde:
-Lo mismo que se siente tener un pene en la cara!!! xD
October 30th, 2009 at 3:54 am
¿Por que la gallina cruzo la calle?
Para pegarle a Barney
October 30th, 2009 at 4:00 am
Si te sacas una foto con flash…
Superman se pondra seloso
October 30th, 2009 at 4:01 am
PORQUE A NADIE LE GUSTAN MIS CHISTES.. BUAAAA
October 30th, 2009 at 4:13 am
lAS 6 VERDADES:
1°: NADIE PUEDE LLEGAR A TOCARSE LAS MUELAS DE ATRAS CON LA LENGUA
2°:INTENTASTE HACERLO
3°:LA VERDAD UNO ES MENTIRA
4°:TE ESTAS RIENDO CON UNA RISA IDIOTA
5°: SE LAS VAS A CONTAR A OTROS IDIOTAS
6°:SOS UN BOLUDO
October 30th, 2009 at 4:17 am
HOLA TERRICOLA, SOY UN EXTRATERRESTRE DE UNA GALAXIA MUY LEJANA QUE SE PUEDE CONVERTIR EN CUALQUIER FORMA Y AHORA SOY ESTA CARTA.A TRAVES DE TUS PUPILAS TE ESTOY METIENDO EL DEDO EN EL CULO Y COMO TE REIS ME DOY CUENTA Q TE GUSTA.PASAME A DEMAS PERSONAS PORQ NECESITO MAS CULOS PERO DEJA DE REIRTE TANTO QUE SE NOTA QUE TE GUSTA BIEN A LO HONDO
October 30th, 2009 at 23:15 pm
-Anoche a mi vecino le agarro un ataque de locura. A las 3 de la mañana empezo a dar golpes en la pared.
¿Y que hicite?
-Segui tocando la bateria
October 30th, 2009 at 23:16 pm
¿Que hace una rata con una metralladora?
RATATATATATATATATATATA
October 30th, 2009 at 23:18 pm
-¿Por que tenes una foto de tu suegra pegada en los cigarrillos?
-Para dejar de fumar
October 30th, 2009 at 23:20 pm
kmgfñolsdgfmgvdfjgnmdñm gvdrfgjdrgjmdrogjeri de Coca-Cola
-Que quiere una lata de que?
October 30th, 2009 at 23:22 pm
Habia un hombre tan alto que se tropesaba un lunes y caia un miercoles
October 30th, 2009 at 23:23 pm
Hola, ¿Conchita?
No, con Tarzan
October 30th, 2009 at 23:24 pm
¿Que le dice una pompa a la otra?
Apretemos al negro
October 30th, 2009 at 23:26 pm
Muy buenos Mica y Mirta
November 3rd, 2009 at 18:22 pm
Esta Fidel castro el la selva y se consigue a Tarzan… fidel le busca conversacion pero tarzan lo habla entonces fidel le dice: – Yo Castroo a lo que tarzar responde: – Yo no dejarme!!!
November 3rd, 2009 at 18:44 pm
cual es el colmo de un jorobado?
estudiar derecho xD xD
November 3rd, 2009 at 22:03 pm
Niños no jueguen con fuego… y fuego se kedo sin amigos… xDDD
November 7th, 2009 at 17:17 pm
¿poque los tontos no entran en la cocina?
-porque hay un tarro que dice
“sal”
November 9th, 2009 at 4:05 am
¿CUAL ES EL COLMO DE UNA ABUELA?
_QUE SE RAJE UN PEDO Y SALA ARRUGADO
November 9th, 2009 at 4:07 am
¿PORQUE DOS ELEFANTES NO ENTRAN EN UNA HELADERA?
_PORQUE NO SABEN ABRIR LA PUERTA
JAJAJAJ
November 9th, 2009 at 4:10 am
¿CUAL S EL COLMO DE UN LIBRO??
_QUE EN OTÑO SE LE CAIGAN LAS HOJAS
November 9th, 2009 at 14:32 pm
@ bryan:
k chiste + malo
November 11th, 2009 at 17:34 pm
muy buenos, pero escuxen este:
este es un mosquito k le dice a su padre: PAPA KIERO IR AL CIRCO!! ME DEJAS¿?
y el padre responde:
SI HIJO PERO TEN CUIDADO CON LOS APLAUSOS.
XD XD XD XD
November 17th, 2009 at 19:40 pm
Hacer la foto sin flash i flash no salio en la foto
November 17th, 2009 at 19:44 pm
Estaba un niño i le dice a su madre:
-mama, puedo ir a la pscina
-si
I se rompe un pie.
Al dia siguiente le dice otra vez puedo ir a la pscina?
-si
I se rompe un brazo.
I al tercer dia se lo dice otra vez pero entonce sla madre dice:
-mmm, no se te romperas algo
-porfa, mama esk oi ponen el agua.xDD
November 17th, 2009 at 19:47 pm
Hai un docena de obejas jugando a futbol i una de ellas sabe ablar.
Entonces una de ella la chuta a la mierda i dice:
-Beeeeeee
I la k save hablar dice:
-No,ve tu k pa eso la as chutado
November 17th, 2009 at 19:50 pm
Esto es una conversacion de locos en un manicornio i dice uno:
-Yo soi el rey,me lo a dicho dios
I el otro dice:
-Pues…yo no te e dicho nada
November 17th, 2009 at 19:53 pm
Me puse el pantalon de rayitas y rayitas se kedo en pelotas. xD
November 17th, 2009 at 19:58 pm
Que le dice un tanga a otro?
-Que coño nos ponemos hoy?¡
jajaja
November 17th, 2009 at 20:00 pm
Una señora le dice a un tio:
-pork llebas una foto de tu suegra en los cigarillos?
-para deja de fumar
xDDDD
November 17th, 2009 at 20:02 pm
Un tio le dice a otro :
-tu estudias derecho?
-no,estudio sentado
jj
November 17th, 2009 at 20:04 pm
cual es el colmo de un astronauta?
-kejarse por no tener espacio
jajajajaja
November 17th, 2009 at 20:06 pm
weno un placer contarlos;)
November 17th, 2009 at 20:12 pm
A weno me acordao de estos:
Entra una señora en una carniceria i dice:
-deme esa cabeza de cerdo
i dice el carnicero:
-perdona señora eso es un espejo
November 17th, 2009 at 20:14 pm
Un niño le dice a otro:
-saves k mi madre ayer se cayo por el balcon i ahora esta en el cielo
I dice el otro:
-Joder, como rebota tu vieja
November 17th, 2009 at 20:15 pm
weno aora si un placer
November 18th, 2009 at 3:45 am
jaja oye TU NO NOS COLONIZASTE jaja quisas otros españoles si, pero la verdad estabamos mejor asi que con su “civilización” @ ciclope:
November 25th, 2009 at 22:47 pm
nada + tres me gustaron
November 27th, 2009 at 2:49 am
se abre el telon y se ven 5 rallas y 6 tios, como se llama la pelicula?? el sexto sin tiro. xD
December 5th, 2009 at 1:46 am
cuales fueron laas ultimas palabras de tarzan
! ese no es el bejuco jaen!!!!!!
December 5th, 2009 at 1:48 am
MAMA MAMA MIRA QUE ESE SEÑOR ME DIJO QUE SI SELO MAMABA ME DABA
ESTOS ZAPATOS :*
December 5th, 2009 at 1:49 am
QUE LE DIJO UNA NALGA A OTRA NALGA
ENTRE NOSOTROS HAY UN SOPLON
December 5th, 2009 at 9:23 am
ola ¿esta agustin?
no,esta incomodin es la caña
December 13th, 2009 at 1:31 am
Es una mujer tan gorda,tan gorda,tan gorda que se quiere hacer un vetido de flores y se acabala Primavera.
December 13th, 2009 at 1:33 am
Es un frutero tan feo ,tan feo ,tan feo que la cebolla se puso a llorar.
December 17th, 2009 at 0:24 am
Era un hombre tan pero tan pero tan que se volvio jugo xD
December 18th, 2009 at 20:21 pm
los chistes eran muy buenos!!
va una niña pija por el boske y se cae a un lago dnd hay un cocodrilo y grita la niña:SOCORITOOO,SOCORRITOO,ME PERSIGUE UN LACOSTE !!
December 30th, 2009 at 15:46 pm
una luciernaga le dice a la otra
como va tu hija en la escuela
muy bien es tan breillante para su edad.
December 30th, 2009 at 15:50 pm
ay una mujer esperando el obnibus
llega un hombre y le dice
aca pasa el 31
no yo lo paso con mis hijos
January 2nd, 2010 at 23:01 pm
cual es el colmo de un aastronauta?
tener una mujer lunática
January 2nd, 2010 at 23:03 pm
doctor, doctor tengo paperas.
y el doctor le dijo:
pues tome con esta moneda ya tiene pa plátanos
January 2nd, 2010 at 23:05 pm
como se dice besame en arabe?
mojame la bemba….!
January 2nd, 2010 at 23:21 pm
de donde viene la lana virgen?
… de las ovejas feas!!!
January 3rd, 2010 at 7:32 am
Porque un mocoo esta trsite?
Porke se lo sonaron… jaajajaa XD
January 3rd, 2010 at 15:01 pm
un gatoy una gallina van por una barandilla. el gato se cae y dice: miaogo miaogo. y la gallina dice: kikiriaga kikiriaga
January 3rd, 2010 at 15:09 pm
como se dice divorcio en arabe?
alejalalmeja
January 3rd, 2010 at 22:34 pm
@ Juanapor que son malisimos jaja
January 6th, 2010 at 5:23 am
como se dice papel de baño en CHINO: quitakakita
comete la sopa de fideos y fideos se quedo sin sopa
January 9th, 2010 at 0:15 am
NU MAA LA MAYORIA DE ESOS CHISTES SON PESIMOS!!!! KE HORROR!!!
January 12th, 2010 at 7:48 am
@ DANIEL:
no manches que GROSEROO!
peroo estaa padree
January 13th, 2010 at 4:08 am
1º acto:un pelo en una kama
2º acto:el mismo pelo en la kama
3º acto:el mismo pelo en la kama
KOMO SE LLAMO LA OBRA
EL BELLO DURMIENTE JHEJHE….
January 13th, 2010 at 4:12 am
KUAL ES EL PAJARO K ORINA LOS CIKIATRIKOS DE LAS MUJERES
el pajaro mea lokas
el pajaro k orina las patas de los tigre
EL PAJARO MEA GARRAS
EL pajaro k orina los techos
EL PAJARO MEA PLAKAS
el pajaro k orina los leones marino
EL PAJARO MEA ORCAS
el pajaro k usa tenis
EL PAAJARO KONSUELAS
Y JEHJEHJEHEJHE…….
January 15th, 2010 at 21:48 pm
va un cargol i derrapa es gira i es mata
January 16th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Está una pareja haciendo el amor y dice ella:
- Pepe… ¡Eres un monstruo!
- ¡Tú si que eres fea! ¡Hija de puta!
January 16th, 2010 at 22:00 pm
ESTA MUY BUENOS PERO AI LES VA UNO
¿QUE LE DIJO UN PLATANO A UNA GELATINA?
TODAVIA NI ME DESNUDO Y YA ESTAS TEMBLANDO
OJALA Y LES AYA GUSTADO
BIIE CUIDENSE
BIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!
January 18th, 2010 at 10:06 am
que hace un puntito verde en la esquina d una cocina?
R= un chicharo castigado
January 19th, 2010 at 1:56 am
Ojo x Ojo
Ojo al cuadrado
January 23rd, 2010 at 0:50 am
mese uno muy bueo es:
estaba la mujer con su amante en plena faena y derepente biene el marido y le dice corremano lo pa el armario ¿paonde? !pael armario¡ en tonces biene el mario y le dice
ola cariño k es eso y le dice son unos cascabeles pa navidad a ok y suenan compruebalo leda una palma y dice marina esto no suena le da y dice k esto no suena y entonces le da una pata y dice tilin tilin hijo de pouta!!!!
January 23rd, 2010 at 5:12 am
CUAL ES EL VINO MAS AMARGO?
“VINO MI SUEGRA”
January 23rd, 2010 at 5:15 am
COMO SE DICE 99 EN CHINO?
CACHI CHEN
January 23rd, 2010 at 5:16 am
NO ME HISO REIR
January 25th, 2010 at 15:36 pm
hola nací en china y 99 no se dice asi se dice achun meisen
January 27th, 2010 at 3:30 am
dgvfdsgvkjdhbjkcn, teamo
January 31st, 2010 at 0:43 am
muy buenos
January 31st, 2010 at 6:35 am
Pues todos esos chistositos se han gando una visita al negro tristeza…. a proposito saben por que le dicen asi? pues por q tiene un Penon.
January 31st, 2010 at 18:21 pm
@ Juana:
Si estan bn… yo me rio muxo¡¡
January 31st, 2010 at 18:23 pm
¿Qué son 7 negras en una pared blanca?
Un código de barras!!
February 1st, 2010 at 4:55 am
cierra la puerta! es que eres de madrid?
February 1st, 2010 at 4:57 am
Este es un niño que llega a su casa y la dice a la madre:
¡Mamá, mamá, en la escuela me dicen peludo!
Y dice la madre muy asustada:
¡Manolo, corre que el perro habla!
February 3rd, 2010 at 1:04 am
va un hombre al hospital y le dise nasio mi hijo si pero tiene un problema cual que le pusimos oxsijeno uuuu le queria poner pedro
February 5th, 2010 at 20:30 pm
y ya por eso te crees..no tenemos la culap que no todos los españoles sean inteligentes…jajajajajjajajajajajajajja y tu??? de donde eres?
February 7th, 2010 at 6:03 am
era una ves…….trus
jeje
XD
February 7th, 2010 at 6:06 am
llega san pedro y dice:A DIOS y se va
February 7th, 2010 at 6:07 am
mama mama, mi papa esta tirando todo por la ventanaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
February 7th, 2010 at 16:50 pm
ESTE ES UN CHISTE SIN CHISTE
ESTABAN 3 CHABOS EN MOTOS Y DE REPENTE EL DEL MEDIO SE CAE POR LA VENTANA
February 9th, 2010 at 2:16 am
¿que hace un perro en una construccion? tala-drando
February 10th, 2010 at 5:41 am
esque era una seniora muy gorda y estaba una balansa y se pesan seniores y luego se sube la gorda y le marca la balansa : Porfavor una personsa a la vez.
February 10th, 2010 at 5:46 am
esque era un senior que se tiraba al mar, y luego pasa un barco y le dise salgase del mar senior hay muchos tiburones y el senior le dice no se preocupe Dios me va a rescatar. y luego pasa otro barco y le dice lo mismo, y luego el senior ya esta muerto y le dice a Dios que no me iva a rescatar Dios? y Dios le dice Pues si poreso te mande 2 barcooooss!!!
JAJAJAJA
February 13th, 2010 at 2:16 am
no mamen hijos de puta ke chistes tan malos la neta
February 13th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
que es una negra embarazada con granos en la barriga¿?…
un ferrero rroxe
February 16th, 2010 at 23:24 pm
Se abre el telón y aparece el culo de un Pitufo,¿cómo se llama la serie? Ver ano azul. jaja
February 16th, 2010 at 23:29 pm
Se abre el telón y aparece un perro haciéndolo con un señor, ¿cómo se llama la película? Ciento un dalmata. XDXD
February 16th, 2010 at 23:36 pm
(cliente)-Oye camarero, ¿tiene ancas de rana?
(camarero)-Sí.
(cliente)-Pues pegue un brinco y tráigame un wiski.
February 16th, 2010 at 23:53 pm
Si un bajito fuera al gimnasio en vez de montarse en una bicicleta estática debería de montarse en un triciclo pegado al suelo.
February 17th, 2010 at 16:00 pm
muy bueno pero este es mejor:
va jaimito a casa y ledice asu madree:mama,mama hoy en el cole me han dicho hijo de puta le dice su madre : jaimito me han descubieto!
February 20th, 2010 at 3:47 am
todos esos chistes son estupidos
February 22nd, 2010 at 7:08 am
otra de esas y me bajo el cierre.. no no puras pendejadas bien estupidas
February 24th, 2010 at 4:33 am
kon pasiencia y salibita
un elefante se kojio a un ahormigita
jajaja
XD
February 24th, 2010 at 4:34 am
pepito ponte el sueter de kuadritos
y kuadritos se murio de frio
jajaja
February 24th, 2010 at 16:24 pm
que capullos
February 24th, 2010 at 16:25 pm
que gracia casi que me meo
February 24th, 2010 at 16:29 pm
que gracia casi que me meo
February 26th, 2010 at 20:16 pm
1.Zapatos nuevos. Pepe el gallego fue el martes a la zapatería. Después de probarse unos cuantos pares, eligió unos italianos muy elegantes. Al entregárselos el empleado le advirtió: Señor, este tipo de zapato suele apretar bastante los primeros cinco días. – No hay problema- responde pepe- No los voy a usar hasta el domingo.
2.La fuga. 50 gallegos presos en un barco-prisión se ahogaron. Habían perforado un túnel para fugarse.
3.La viuda gallega. Se muere el marido de una gallega y se acerca un amigo a la viuda: Lo siento- No, mejor déjalo acostado.
4.Los pollos del gallego. Dos gallegos se encuentran en un camino, uno de ellos llevaba una bolsa al hombro. Que tienes en la bolsa?- dice uno. Pollos- responde el otro.- Si acierto cuantos llevas ¿puedo quedarme con uno?- Si aciertas puedes quedarte con los dos.- Bueno pues…cinco!
5.Divorcio gallego. Una pareja gallega está preparando el divorcio y dice ella: Yo me quedo con el nene manolo- joder! ¿y eso por que?- Pues por que es mío, no tuyo- dice ella. Pero si tampoco es tuyo!- contesta el gallego- Cómo que no! y quién lo parió?- pregunta ella- No sé, tu te acuerdas el día que nació estando en la maternidad que se ensució y me dijiste que lo cambiara?- sí- Pues lo cambié!
6.Gallego atropellado. A un gallego lo atropella un autobús y toda la gente se aglomera alrededor de el. El gallego delirando dice: ¡inclínenme! ¡inclínenme!- y la gente lo inclinaba pero el gallego seguía gritando: ¡inclínenme! ¡inclínenme!- La gente ya no sabía como ponerlo y el gallego dice: Si no hay una clínica, hospitalícenme!.
7.Table dance. Cómo saber si un gallego está en un table dance?- Pues fácil…es el único que lleva a su esposa.
March 1st, 2010 at 17:26 pm
En un manicomio dos locos discuten:
-Yo soy el Rey. Hoy mismo me lo dijo Dios.
Y el otro contesta muy sorprendido:
-¡Pero si yo no te he dicho nada
March 1st, 2010 at 17:27 pm
JAJAJAJAAJJAJA MOLAN LOS CHISTES@ ibrahim:
March 4th, 2010 at 4:42 am
Porque metieron a tamarindo a la carcel?
Por su pulpa xdd
March 4th, 2010 at 4:43 am
Que le dice un jardinero a otro?
-Hay nos vemos cuando podamos!!
jajaj xd
March 4th, 2010 at 4:46 am
Que hace un niño leproso en la ventana?
-tirando rostroo!!
March 4th, 2010 at 4:48 am
Que pasa si tiras un pato al awa? :O
-Nada.
jajajaja
March 4th, 2010 at 6:01 am
son chistes tonto
daaaa
March 4th, 2010 at 6:27 am
respondiendo al español loco ehhh
jeje
los demas chistes son muy buenos jaaja
ke se pone superman cuando sale de la ducha ??? …
su-perfume
en una escuela :
llega un maestro nuevo al salon de clases y le dice a los alumnos mi nombre es largo
y responde no importa maestro tenemos muchoo tiempo
adiosss
March 6th, 2010 at 2:53 am
que le dice una teta ala otra
maneja vs que estoy mamando
March 15th, 2010 at 22:24 pm
jajajaa casi me meo y me cago jajaj… la verdad no entendi na pero con cualquiero custion me rio jajajaja
March 15th, 2010 at 22:25 pm
cuando yo era chica era tan feaaa fea fea que no llore yo lloro el doctor mi mama y mi papa…
March 16th, 2010 at 19:40 pm
qe feos chistes!!! xdios no tienem otros + wuenos pedazo d boludosss
March 16th, 2010 at 22:27 pm
era un pendejo tan pendejo pero tan pendejo que se puso a leer esto
March 21st, 2010 at 6:56 am
mama, mama la casa huele a muerto mama ,mama mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
:d
March 21st, 2010 at 6:58 am
mama,mama en la escuela me dicen que soy un mafioso
mira hijo manana voy y areglo eso si mama pero as que paresca un accidente
March 21st, 2010 at 7:02 am
papa oso:mira alguien se ah comido mi sopa
bebe oso:oh mira mi sopa tambien se la han comido
mama osa:si seran pendejos si todavia ni les sirvo
jajajajaj
March 21st, 2010 at 7:04 am
espero i les aigan gustado mis chistes jaja
March 21st, 2010 at 7:07 am
pepita tus chistes son muy buenos jaja
March 23rd, 2010 at 0:38 am
@ jaime:
QUE VAVOSO ESTAS
March 23rd, 2010 at 0:52 am
QUE PASA SI UN ELEFANTE PISA UNA PATA DEJA VIUDO AL PATO
March 23rd, 2010 at 0:55 am
PORQUE LOS EMOS NO LLEVAN A SUS NOVIAS AL CINE?
PORQUE DICE ¡CINEMAS!
March 23rd, 2010 at 0:57 am
QUE FUE LO PRIMERO QUE ISO MICHAEL JACKSON AL LLEGAR AL CIELO?
PREGUNTAR POR EL NIÑO DIOS
March 23rd, 2010 at 1:00 am
EXTRA EXTRA UNA BOMBA CALLO EN EL PANTEON VARIOS MUERTOS RESULTARON HERIDOS
March 23rd, 2010 at 16:44 pm
ta weno
March 25th, 2010 at 22:28 pm
esto era un hombre pobre que no tenia dinero y todos los adias rezaba diciendo:señor que me toque la loteria asi todos los dias y un dia baja el señor de la cruz se quita los clavos y le dice:compra un decimo y yo te ayudare pero si no no puedo ayudarte
March 25th, 2010 at 23:36 pm
BIEN CHIDOS LOS CHISTES
March 29th, 2010 at 19:51 pm
no me reido ninguna vez gilipenes
April 2nd, 2010 at 4:19 am
@ Micaela:
olle como k ay ninios m + peques repeta
April 2nd, 2010 at 4:21 am
@ Mirta:
jajajajajaj sta perron
April 2nd, 2010 at 4:31 am
@ puka:
razona es un chiste jodida
April 3rd, 2010 at 17:04 pm
molan !! !algunos) xd
) besoss… :*
est son tres amigos tonto, nadie y ninguno
un dia ninguno se callo al pozo y tonto ve a un policia y va y le dice : ninguno se a caido al pozo y nadie lo esta ayudando
el policia dice: usted es tonto
si, mucho gusto…
April 3rd, 2010 at 20:04 pm
lokitahh Escribir:
April 3rd, 2010 at 20:07 pm
che esta bueno el segundo chiste no??
April 3rd, 2010 at 20:12 pm
jaja son todos aburridosss
April 3rd, 2010 at 20:15 pm
@ lokitahh:
jaja que idiota
April 3rd, 2010 at 20:18 pm
che esa porqueria de fotito que aparece nadie sabe como se cambia o no? se cambia
April 3rd, 2010 at 20:22 pm
jaja que pabada de fotoo
April 3rd, 2010 at 20:27 pm
che no hay nadieee
April 3rd, 2010 at 20:31 pm
che cual es el animal mas antiguo? EL PINGUINO porque se ve en blanco y negro
April 3rd, 2010 at 20:35 pm
jaja
April 4th, 2010 at 20:25 pm
- Que le dice un pelo a otro?
- Rajemos que viene la cana.
April 5th, 2010 at 8:17 am
Porque los pedos además de ruido tienen olor? Para que los sordos también puedan disfrutarlos.
April 5th, 2010 at 8:29 am
¿De que se murió la madre de Kung Fu?… de kungfuntivitis
April 5th, 2010 at 8:31 am
Me puse el pantalón de rayitas… y Rayitas se quedó en pelotas
April 5th, 2010 at 8:32 am
Le comenta un hombre a alguien en una boda:
Oiga, ¿se fijó que horrible es la novia?
¿Qué le pasa? ¡No se exprese así, que es mi hija!
¡Uy! ¡Perdone, no tenía idea de que usted fuera el padre!
No soy el padre, soy la madre
April 5th, 2010 at 8:34 am
Una vez estaba
pepito con su novia viendo la tele en un sofá, de pronto, se fue la luz, y su
novia le dijo a pepito: aprovecha, aprovecha; pepito se levanto y se llevo la
televisión
April 5th, 2010 at 8:36 am
Un día la mamá de Pepito lo manda a traer huevos, iba Pepito a comprar, pero en su camino se topó con un circo y se detuvo a mirar un momento, y vio un gorila gigante. Cuando llegó a su casa le contó a sus padres que había ido al circo y que el gorila tenía, unos brazotes, unas patotas, también unas manotas…
Entonces, la mamá le pregunta:
¿Y los huevos Pepito?
¡Grandototes, mami, grandotes!
April 5th, 2010 at 8:37 am
La mamá de Pepito estaba embarazada, entonces viene Pepito y le dice:
Mamá, ¿qué tenés en el estómago?
La mamá le contesta:
Aire, Pepito.
A los nueve meses nace el niño y Pepito le dice:
¡Hola Pedo!
April 5th, 2010 at 14:38 pm
que chistes mas maloosss no me he reido con ninguno…
era un bebe tan feo tan feo pero tan feo que al nacer la madre dijo:
-que ha sido?
y el doctor contesto:
-no lo se pero como se mueva lo mato
April 5th, 2010 at 18:36 pm
@ viviana:
que le dice una ceja a otra seja que le estorba
sejita o la quito
jajajajajaja
April 5th, 2010 at 18:38 pm
que le dice un lapiz a otro lapiz
no te pases de la ralla
April 6th, 2010 at 3:53 am
SI SUPERMAN ES TAN LISTO … POR Q SE PONE PRIMERO LOS CALSONZULLOS Y DESPUES LOS PANTALONES…JAJAJAJA
April 6th, 2010 at 4:01 am
¿¿CUAL ES EL COLMO DE UN BOMBERO???????
QUE TENGA UN ESPOSA ARRDIENTE
April 6th, 2010 at 4:04 am
por q el pollito cruzo la calle???
para demostrar q no era gallina
April 6th, 2010 at 18:28 pm
que hace un tonto cuando tiene frio:
-se acerca a la estufa
y cuando tiene mucho mucho frio:
- enciende la estufa
April 6th, 2010 at 20:24 pm
-mama, en la escuela me dice hijo de puta
-mierda me han descobierto!!
April 6th, 2010 at 20:26 pm
-doctor, tengo complejo de fea.
-de complejo nada
April 6th, 2010 at 20:29 pm
-desde que mi mujer se marchó, la casa esta como vacía
-¿la echas de menos?
-no, es que se llevó los muebles
April 6th, 2010 at 20:40 pm
Llega un chico y le pregunta a su amigo:
¿Viste el apagón de anoche?
Y le contesta:
No, en mi casa se fue la luz.
April 6th, 2010 at 20:49 pm
Dice un niño a su mamá:
Mamá, mamá, ¿por qué en la escuela me dicen el fin de semana?
Y la mamá responde:
Ya cállate Domingo.
April 7th, 2010 at 2:53 am
dfafafaf
April 11th, 2010 at 0:51 am
BUENISIMOSSSS!!!!
JAJAJAJJIJIJ
April 11th, 2010 at 14:01 pm
me gusta follar
April 11th, 2010 at 19:17 pm
Mujer y hombre hablando:
MUJER-cariño qita mi camisa y posala en la silla
HOMBRE-ya está
MUJER-ahora has lo mismo con mi falda
HOMBRE-ya está
MIJER-ahora qita mi sujetador y tiralo contra la cama
HOMBRE-ya está
MUJER-ahora has lo mismo com mi braguita
HOMBRE-ya está amor mio
MUJER-Y QUE SEA LA ÚLTIMA VEZ QUE TE PONES MI ROPA!!!
April 11th, 2010 at 19:19 pm
Qe Se pOne zsuperman dezspuezs de bañarzse?? … Super – fume
April 11th, 2010 at 19:33 pm
Johny ese chiste es genial es muy gracioso jaja lo estoy contando por todas partes lo voy a contar hasta en el ataque o en el club del chiste de la tele….
April 11th, 2010 at 19:36 pm
estos son dos y se cae el del medio
April 11th, 2010 at 19:45 pm
estos son unos niños llamados : No Te Importa, Tu Eres Tonto y Eres Un Gilipollas. y viene un hombre y le dice: -como os llamais? -No Te Importa, Tu Eres Tonto y Eres Un Gilipollas y TU???? -Cagar entu Madre -No llames eso a mi madre so cabron
April 11th, 2010 at 20:02 pm
olaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa adiossss soy antonella de verdad osea brenda olaaaa os kiero fans soy de argentina
April 14th, 2010 at 22:19 pm
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
April 15th, 2010 at 2:30 am
@ PRINCESS:
pinhies jotos todos
sobre todo a charliiiio
puto
April 15th, 2010 at 2:46 am
k le dijo un joto a un jot
perra
April 19th, 2010 at 22:59 pm
Esto es jaimito que esta cagando en un arbol y de repente vienen dos mojas y jaimito para esconderse se sube al arbol y las monjas que pasaba jaimito se tiro un pedo y las monjas miran pa riba y dice una
-¿Eso que son naranjas?
Y a otra dice
-¿Eso que son limones?
Salta jaimito y dice:
-Eso no es ni naranjas ni limone son las bolsas de mis cojnes
xDxDxDxDxDx esta xulo he
April 20th, 2010 at 11:22 am
Va un gallego a japón y le dicen – nosotros inventamos el sushi y el gallego dice – me lo paso por los huevos . Va el gallego a china – nosotros inventamos el papel y el gallego dice me lo paso por los huevos. Va a inglaterra – Nosotros inventamos el futbol y el gallego dice me lo paso por los huevos.Va a argentina y le dicen nosotros inventamos el alambre de pua a que no te lo pasas por los huevos xD JAJA
April 21st, 2010 at 19:44 pm
son un poco aburridos
April 21st, 2010 at 20:42 pm
porq tus chistes esran culero Bhuuuuu!!!!!!!!!
apestas
April 24th, 2010 at 3:57 am
ESTUPIDECES!
April 24th, 2010 at 21:11 pm
molan mucho todos jaja ahora yo cuento uno:va jaimity le dice a su madre mama,mama en el colejio me llaman pelo panten ¿y tu q les dices hijo? x q yo lo balgo
April 24th, 2010 at 21:40 pm
le dise un rumano a un españiol
rumano:cf ¿?
y el españiol le dise
españiol:tu madre en bragas
April 25th, 2010 at 15:46 pm
esto son 3 chicos un chino un rumano y un español va el chinoy y se encuentra un fantasma con las bragas rotas y se pone el fantasma aaaa soy el fantasama de las bragas rotas y se pone el chino aaaaa y va y setira x la ventana bueno llega el rumano y lomismo dice el fantasma aaa soy el fanatasma de las bragas rotas aaaa y se tirra x la ventana el oto tonto llega el español y lo mismo le dice el fantasma al español aaa soy el fantasma de las bragas rotas y le dice el español pues comprate unas nuevas.jajajaja
April 25th, 2010 at 15:53 pm
estan asi en clase y se pone el profe bueno para conoceros mejor vamos a ver en q trabajan buestros padres y se pone aver jaimito en q trabaja tu madre mi madre es sustituta y q hace para ser sustituta pos mira sepone ropa ajustada botas de tacon sale a la calle y se lleva a los hombres a la cama y dice el porofe no,no eso es prostituta no,no mi tia es prostituta pero como esta mala mi madre la sustitulle poreso es sustituta
April 25th, 2010 at 16:03 pm
estan asi en un concurso de rubias y se pone el juez para ver ki en es la mejor me teneis q decir cuanto es cuatro mas cuatro pero tiene q ser de una en una asi q empiezas tu y se pone cuatro mas cuatro y se pone cuatro mas cuatro muy facil cuatro mas cuatro son 6 y se pone el juez no cuatro mas cuatro no son 6 y sus amigas q son muy jenerosas di cen otra oportunidad ota oportunidady se pone el juez vale otra oportunidad mas y se pone cuatro mas cuatro muy facil cuatro mas cuatro son cinco y sepone el juez no noson cinco y sus amiga tan jenerosas diciendo otra oportunidad otra oportunidad y se pone el juez vale pero solo una oportunidad mas y dice la rubia cuatro mas cutro muy facil son cuatrosus amigas dicen otra oportunidad otra oportunida.jajajajajaja
April 25th, 2010 at 17:38 pm
@ Alba:
a mi tmb quieres follar con migo?
April 27th, 2010 at 18:01 pm
ban unas a un concurso de ruvias y le dice a una cuantas son 2+2, y contesta 2+2 son 6 y se ponen las otras otra oportunidad , otra oportunidad bale cuantas son 2+2 y contesta son 5 y se ponen las otras otra oportunidad, otra benga tu ultima oportunidad cuantas son 2+2 y contesta son 4 se ponen las otras otra oportunidad, otra oportunidad
April 27th, 2010 at 18:12 pm
va una niña y le dice a su madre:
-mama,mama, en el colegio me dicen q me suba a un arbol.
-eso es por q t quieren ver las bragas-responde la madre.
-ya pero como yo soi lista me las quito
April 27th, 2010 at 18:15 pm
va un jorobado por la calle y se encuentra a un calvo y le dice el calvo al jorobado:
-q llevas en la mochila?
y le responde el jorobado:
-tu peine imbecil
April 27th, 2010 at 18:24 pm
va un niño y le dice a su padre:
-papa papa en el colegio me llaman cuerda y tu sabes q no me gusta.
-pues hijo diles tu: hijos de puta.
al dia siguiente va al colegio y le dice un niño:
-¡cuerda! ven ¡cuerda!
y cuerda le dice
-hijo de puta.
-me voi a chibar a la profe (llorando).
-cuerda q as hecho hoy?
-hija de puta.
-a la cocinera.
-cuerda q as echo esta vez siempre estas aqui?
-hija de puta.
-al director!
-cuerda q a pasado?
-hijo de puta!
-a la policia!
-cuerda!!! q as echo esta vez!!!
-hijo de puta.
al juez!
-ejem ejem ¿cuerda q as echo esta vez?
-hijo de puta!
-directo a la carcel.
a cuerda le meten en la carcel junto a un señor q toca la guitarra y de repente se le rompe una cuerda:
-puta cuerda!
-HIJO DE PUTA!
April 27th, 2010 at 18:33 pm
alfonso es un niño q vive con sus abuelos pero resulta q sus abuelos no hablan bn y le dice el abuelo:
-alfondo ve a compar 2 tozos de cane fesca
-vale.
alfonso se va y de repnete se encuentra una puta y le dice la puta a alfonso:
si me das esos 10 euros te dejo q me beses.
alfonso se los da y se inventa una excusa:
-abuelo q los 10 euros me los han robao.
entonces el abuelo le da 20 y pasa lo mismo le da 30 y vuelve a pasar pero luego le da 50 y se va a comprar, cuando va por la calle se la vuelve a encontrar y le dice la puta al niño
-si me das esos 50 euros te dejo q me folles.
el niño se los da y se la lleva a su habitacion el abuelo le castiga en su cuarto pero el se va sin q el abuelo aun le aya dixo algo entonces grita el abuelo
- ¡al-fondooo!
y le dice el niño:
-eso intento abuelo eso intento.
April 27th, 2010 at 18:34 pm
si os han gustado los chistes de tania, irene, y tania e irene por favor decirnoslo!!
April 27th, 2010 at 18:37 pm
q buenos micaela escribe mas
April 28th, 2010 at 18:07 pm
escriban mas plis
April 28th, 2010 at 22:17 pm
COMO SE DICE EN CHINO EL HOMBRE MAS RAPIDO
-CHIIUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN…
April 29th, 2010 at 23:26 pm
que chiste tan maas!”·$%&&jajjaja no es sierto yo les cuento una mira
como e le dise doctor hause
en chino
ta cojito jajajajaja
May 1st, 2010 at 14:53 pm
das pena dices unos chistes super cutres
May 1st, 2010 at 16:15 pm
este e jaimito k va acer la cuminion .i le dice el dela catekesis -tienes k pensarte frases para decirlas en la isglesia .jaimito se lo dice a su padre i luego a su madre llega a su abuelo i este le contesta-coje un lapi i papel i apunta lo k diga el cabrero(el de las cabras).se pone a llover i dice-me cago en dios k esta lloviendo .jaimto lo apunta.se sienta su perro i dice el cabrero_dale una patda en los huevos lla veras como se levanta.lo apunta i se le escapan las cabras i dice-a por esas putas k no se escapen lo apunta.llega el dia de la comunion i le dice el cura-di tus frases.jaimito dice-me cago en dios k esta lloviendo.el cura se desmalla.dice jimito.darle una pata en los huevos lla verta como se le vanta.las monjas se van i jaimiti dicr-a por esas putas k no se escapen.
jejejejeje xdxdxdxdxd A K ES GRACIIOSO?
May 1st, 2010 at 16:27 pm
ROBERT X PAU
LA MILLORE PARELLA DEL MON
May 2nd, 2010 at 13:12 pm
¿q le dice un cuchillo a una gelatina? NO TIEMBLES COBARDE jajajajajaja
May 4th, 2010 at 20:05 pm
cual es el colmo de un enano? – que un policia le digo alto!
May 4th, 2010 at 20:06 pm
En ke se parace un looco a un chicle .ke el loco es de mente y el chicle de menta
May 4th, 2010 at 20:07 pm
si quieren mas chisten diganme y lo hagooo!!! esperooo que les haya gustadoo
May 4th, 2010 at 20:13 pm
¿Qué se pone Superman cuando sale de la ducha?… super-fume.
May 4th, 2010 at 20:14 pm
¿Qué quiere ser la servilleta cuando sea grande?… quiere ser
billete.
May 4th, 2010 at 20:15 pm
si quierenmas me avisan. espero que les haya gustado
May 5th, 2010 at 10:46 am
jeje muy malos si kieren oir uno bueno escuchen un hombre pierde sus calzoncillos y le pregunta a su mujer donde esta y le dice pues buscalo en google k dicen k hai todo se encuentra jajajajajaja!!!!!!
May 5th, 2010 at 10:49 am
le gusto no??weno pues ahi va otro habia una mujer tan gorda tan gordo que se puso un vestido de flores y sse accabo la primaveraaa jaja!wenisimo
May 5th, 2010 at 10:54 am
entra un hombre con dos mujeres y le dice al encargado deme 3 pizzas Familiares? -No son dos putas com muchas hambre.
jeje esta wnismo
May 9th, 2010 at 11:51 am
no me gustan esos de tania y el otro o otra
May 10th, 2010 at 17:50 pm
si no fuera por los gallegos serias un puto muerto de hambre,,,o aun eres???hijo puta.fdo un madrileño.
May 10th, 2010 at 21:41 pm
que le dice un pollo policia a otro pollo policia ay que pedir apollo…..jajajajaj
… una tipa le dice al doctor…doctor doctor .. tengo paperas (el dr le da una moneda) y le dice : ahi tienes paplatano..jajajajajajajaja
que mate de risaaaa …
May 10th, 2010 at 23:49 pm
no me guztaron loz chiztes para nada!!!!
May 12th, 2010 at 2:54 am
hay algunos muy mensos pero otros estan chidos jajaja bueno hay les va uno
Ivan un pato y un tigre y el tigre le pregunt al pato ¿como t dicen de kariño? =patito y a ti tigrito y el patito dice no me gritis no m gritis jaja espero y les guste
May 12th, 2010 at 20:51 pm
aaaaashh no puedes poner otro mas estupido ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
May 12th, 2010 at 20:53 pm
no me gustan niguno k kieres k os diga
May 12th, 2010 at 21:04 pm
BUENO AKI LES VA UNO … OJALA LES GUSTES …. ESTABA UN HOMBRE HACIENDO EL AMOR BUENO ESTABAN TENIENDO SEXO ENTONCES AL SEÑOR SE LE ROMPIO EL CONDON ADENTRO EN LA VAGINA DE LA MUJER … LA MUJER DIJO – COÑOS !!!! NO MAMMES GUEIII DUELE BIEN FEO …. PERO BUENO… Y ME EMPEZO A MAMARSELA AL SEÑOR PERO LA SEÑORA SE ARTO Y KISO MEJOR QUE SE LA METIERA Y ESTABA GRITANDO AAAAAAII AIII SI MAS MAS MAS MAS NO PARES , !!! NO PARES !! YO YA EH TENIDO SEXO SE SIENTE BIEN CHIDO AII JEJE BUENO OJALA SE AYAN EXITADO OK BIIE
May 12th, 2010 at 21:10 pm
hola como estan todos soy danna paola pz aqki visitando este sitio en mis tiempos libres muy buenos los chistes porsupuesto estan de uno todos bueno menoos uno que esta muy grocero el de que estaban teniendo sexo y se le rompe el condon que onda con el (a) que lo escribio bueno adios a todos no me citen creo que si me conocen bueno no en persona en la television porsupuesto y en los demas cosas soy danna paola besos para todos !!!
May 13th, 2010 at 14:48 pm
¿En qué se parece Supermán a un argentino humilde?
En que ninguno de los dos existe.
May 13th, 2010 at 16:52 pm
Sudacas asquerosos, no tenéis ni cultura, ni sabéis hablar ni escribir.
May 13th, 2010 at 17:27 pm
pues si vosotros los gallegos, sois unos empanaos…. no me extraña como comeis tanta empanada…. como tu, ¿no, ciclope? anda y si encima respeto para los galleguiños… niña de 13 años, ¿a que tengo razon?
May 14th, 2010 at 14:55 pm
tu bjajas
May 14th, 2010 at 14:57 pm
r3io tu aq lq tu va hev re ty
May 14th, 2010 at 14:58 pm
FEO TU EWS LOCO
May 14th, 2010 at 15:00 pm
JAJA TU ESTAS LOCO M PARTO CONTIGO TIO QE ES UNA LOCURA ESTAS TOTAL MENTEV LOC0O NO ANDA QE
May 14th, 2010 at 15:01 pm
PUES VAYA CHISTE
May 14th, 2010 at 15:06 pm
QE LE DICE UN TOMATE A OTRO PUES VAYA TONTO JAJAJAJAJAJAJA..
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May 14th, 2010 at 22:10 pm
cual es el americano mas wuaro de tos?
jhony me lavo
May 14th, 2010 at 23:45 pm
un empresario con 2 penes busca secretaria bilingue!!!!!!
May 15th, 2010 at 2:50 am
ayer pase por tu casa me tiraste con un lapiz mañana paso y me tiras la goma jaja XD
May 15th, 2010 at 19:19 pm
este era tonto ninguno y nadie
nadie se cayo por el barranco ninguno fue a ayudarle
policia,policia¡
q?
nadie se cayo al barranco,ninguno fue a ayudarle¡venga rapido¡
usted es tonto
si¡ encantado,y vd?
May 16th, 2010 at 15:15 pm
es ta todo muy bien me requete en cantaron
oye bryan quiero conoserte amor
May 16th, 2010 at 21:47 pm
llega pepito al cielo y le dice a dios.
jajaja
May 16th, 2010 at 21:49 pm
llega pepito al cielo y le dice adios y se fue
May 21st, 2010 at 21:54 pm
todos los chistes son de mierda
May 24th, 2010 at 17:59 pm
primer acto
una chica esta atada en un auto segundo acto
una chica esta atada en un auto
terce acto
una chica esta atada en un auto pero choco
como se yama la obra
May 24th, 2010 at 22:50 pm
valen verga todos los chistes no sirven vale verga
May 24th, 2010 at 22:51 pm
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May 25th, 2010 at 18:58 pm
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May 27th, 2010 at 17:07 pm
que es un negro en un coche rojo? un kit kat
May 27th, 2010 at 17:18 pm
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May 27th, 2010 at 17:20 pm
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que chistes tan malos hijos de putas esos chistes tan malos):(
May 30th, 2010 at 21:42 pm
chistes tan mierdas porquerias ):()
May 30th, 2010 at 21:48 pm
chistes valen un coño
May 30th, 2010 at 21:53 pm
no saben ni escribir son retrasados mentales? esos chistes tan estupidos les afecto el cerebro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 30th, 2010 at 21:54 pm
esos chistes son una verga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 31st, 2010 at 20:47 pm
Si quieren leer un chiste bueno aqui va:
Jaimito le dice a su mama:
Mama mama en la escuela me dicen hijo de puta.
y la mama dice
mierda!!! me descubrieron.
May 31st, 2010 at 20:56 pm
chistes que pero que chistes tan malos ¿no se cansan?
May 31st, 2010 at 20:58 pm
el segundo chiste si esta bueno jajajajajajajaja pero a los perdedores XD
May 31st, 2010 at 21:18 pm
con razon se llama risatonta.com ñaaaaaa por que todos los chistes de esta pagina son estupidos, malos, son una mierda
May 31st, 2010 at 21:24 pm
si queren un chiste de verdad aqui va:
sube el telon aparece una gorda y una flaca…
baja el telon y sube el telon aparece un ventarron…
baja el telon y sube el telon aparece la gorda…
¿como se llama la obra?
lo que el viento se llevo y lo que no se pudo llevar
June 1st, 2010 at 22:17 pm
jajajajajajjajajajajajajjajaja lo estupido nadie se los quita,españoles engreidos,rasistas y sobre todo pendejooooooooooooooooooosssssssssssssssssssss jajajajajajjaj
June 1st, 2010 at 22:26 pm
y esa mierda que fue???lo que el viento se llevo y lo q no se pudo llevar????? estupides mas grande mejor chupamela…..Llega una española a Guatemala y se sube a un autobus que va a Ipala y le dice un indito:Seño que rico huele,y dice la española:perfume frances Q.500 el frasco,despues de un rato el indito se tira un pedo y dice la española ¡¡UFF como llede¡¡¡¡ y dice el indito:frijol Ipalence Q.5.00 la libra.jajajaja aprende maricon
June 1st, 2010 at 22:29 pm
ESE NO FUE JAIMITO FUISTE VOZ PENDEJO JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
June 2nd, 2010 at 18:49 pm
@ ciclope:pues dejame decirte que con taparabos pero con mucha sabiduria y lo unico que trajieron a america fue sus mugrosas enfermedades y vivieron a robar si son lo que son ahora es por nosotros bola de rateros y si no pues informate ya que el mugroso de colon tuvo que pedir prestado para financiar el viaje
June 3rd, 2010 at 1:41 am
Muy buenos los chisstes q le dice una vereda ala otra?
Una calle nos separa!! jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajja mmuii bueno bechotes!!!!!!!!
June 4th, 2010 at 2:59 am
porque el libro de matematica se suicido?
pork tenia muchos problemas jajaja.
las amo nenas
June 5th, 2010 at 15:44 pm
primer acto: la familia Diaz toma un avion desde Buenos Aires a Brasil.
segundo acto: la familia Diaz toma un avion desde Brasil a Estados Unidos.
tercer acto: la familia Diaz toma un avion desde Estados Unidos a Buenos Aires.
¿como se llama la obra?
Los dias pasan volando
June 5th, 2010 at 15:46 pm
primer acto: cae una bomba en el Vaticano.
segundo acto: cae una bomba en el Vaticano.
tercer acto: cae una bomba en el Vaticano.
¿como se llama la obra?
Pure de Papa!!
June 5th, 2010 at 15:46 pm
Juan prefiere la paz, Maximiliano Guerra!
June 5th, 2010 at 15:49 pm
Jose, me da vergüenza que yo mire la tele y vos hagas la tarea. Por favor, ¿podías cerrar la puerta?
June 5th, 2010 at 15:52 pm
Primer acto: Yo
Segundo acto: Yo
Tercer acto: Yo
Cuarto acto: Yo
Quinto acto: Yo
Sexto acto: Yo
Séptimo acto: Yo
¿como se llama la obra?
LAS SIETE MARAVILLAS DEL MUNDO!!!!!!
jajaa! esta mortal!
June 5th, 2010 at 15:55 pm
GABRIEL SOS UN PUTO!!!!!!!!!!!
June 6th, 2010 at 3:55 am
habia un mono y un burro i ivan suviendo a un cerro i a la mita del cerro al mono le dieron ganas de aser el amor y le dijo al !burro ponte po¡
i paso todo
a la mita de la vaja del cerroloiso el burro
en el acto el mono se desmayoy murio al llegar a la ciudad la mona dijo
!era tan bueno en su via¡
i el burro dijo
!y en baja tambien¡
jkajkajkajjkajakjkajakakajakjakjkakkjkjkj
June 7th, 2010 at 16:10 pm
oye ivan si no te gustan escribe tu algunos a ver si son mejores no te jode (aunq seguro qno por q los q dicen eso son los que tienen envidia)
June 7th, 2010 at 16:12 pm
estan 2 serpientes y le dice una a la otra:
-oye tu sabes si somos venenosas?
-no no lo se x?
-no nah esq me e mordido la lengua
June 7th, 2010 at 16:14 pm
esta jaimito en la clase y le pregunta la proge:
-a ver jaimito q es 4×4?
-un coche.
-muy gracioso jaimito, y 3×2?
-una oferta profe
June 7th, 2010 at 16:22 pm
como entretener a tu hermana mientras q estas haciendo algo:
()en una cara del oapel pones esto):
-dale la vuelta.
(y en la otra cara del papel pones esto):
-dale la vuelta.
oooo:
en una hoja pones:
lee abajo:
lee arriba.
June 7th, 2010 at 16:24 pm
a la tu como molan los de tania escribe mas.
June 7th, 2010 at 16:31 pm
gracias anonimo.
estan 2 señores e la selva y uno le dice al otro:
-me voy a mear. a los 5segundos dice el que se habia ido a mear:
-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
-q te pasa tio?
-me ha mordido una serpiente muyyyyyy venenosa ve al pueblo a ver si ai cura.
llega al pueblo y le dice al medico:
-doctor doctor a mi amigo le ha mordido una serpiente muy venenosa hay cura le pudo traer?
-no le puedes traer hai mucha gente ademas no habria tiempo ve a dnd el y chupale dnd le haya mordido la serpiente.
-vale.
al que no le habia picado la serpiente vuelve alli sabiendo que la serpiente le habia picado en la polla y le dice:
-tio q no hay cura q te mueres
June 7th, 2010 at 16:34 pm
hay chicas guarrilas por aqui ¡chochos pa mi! la tengo grande eee quiero follar follar
June 7th, 2010 at 18:14 pm
eres un giliplollas
June 7th, 2010 at 20:24 pm
algunos me re coparon…!!!
June 7th, 2010 at 21:48 pm
si le tienes miedo a un espejo mejor alejate q puede ser peor…!!!!XDDDD
June 9th, 2010 at 15:23 pm
esta una pareja viendo una pelicula y dice el marido:
-¿quieres que esta noche probemos una postura nueva?
Yla mujer dice:
- Vale tu te tiras 2 horas planchando y yo 2 horas en el sofa.
June 9th, 2010 at 20:25 pm
que le dice una tortilla a un tenedor? no me pinches que tengo mas webos que tu
June 9th, 2010 at 20:28 pm
que le dice una bandeja de camarero a una cerveza? rubia que culo mas fresquito tienes
June 9th, 2010 at 20:30 pm
que le dice un semaforo a otro? no me mires que me estoi cambiando
June 9th, 2010 at 20:31 pm
que le dice un peo a otro? ponte el casco que salimos volando
June 10th, 2010 at 18:13 pm
una cereza se mira en el es pejo y dice cere za yo? jajaja
June 10th, 2010 at 18:22 pm
va una señor con un cirujano plastico y le dice:
- doctor quiero que me haga una cirujia plastica en la vagina por que ya no quiero salir embarazada,,, y dice el doctor
-claro que si la mas cara le cuesta 5 millones de pesos y dice la señora
-hay no esta muy cara,,
sra-y la mas barata cuanto cuesta?
dr-100 pesos..
sra- ah ps mejor hagame esa..
la señora se acuesta en la camilla y el doctor no le pone anestecia ni nada y la señora grita aaaaaayyyyy ayyyyyyyy ayyyyyy,, despues de un rato termina el doctor y dice la señora hay doctor ps q me hizo? y dice el doctor ps amarrarle los pelos o que esperaba que le hiciera por 100 pesos..jajajajajajajaja
aaaaaaaa
June 10th, 2010 at 18:25 pm
iban dos gallegos en un helicoptero y uno se iba a lanzar en paracaidas y el otro le dica mira –le vas a apretar a este boton y se abre el paracaidas abajo te va estar esperando una moto que te va a llevar al pueblo,,
se lanza y no se abria y no se abria,, jaja y dice el gallego,, nomas falta que llegue abajo y no este la moto y me tenga que ir caminando,,jaja
June 10th, 2010 at 18:28 pm
sabian que el viagra causa ira..por que nomas te tragas la pastilla y empiezas ira ira ira,,jajaja
June 10th, 2010 at 18:31 pm
le dice la patrona a la muchacha maria recojeme mi cuarto,, y ya va y se oye un gritote aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
sube la señora y le dice que te paso,, y dice maria es que mire lo que hay en la cama (un condon) y dice la señora que en tu pueblo no hacen el amor y dice maria pues si pero no hasta despeyejarnos..jajaja
June 10th, 2010 at 18:41 pm
va pepito a argentina por primera vez y le dice un niño argentino como te llamas,, y contesta me llamo pepito y el argentino empieza jajajajajajajajajajajajaajaja te llamas pepito,, y dice pepito xq te da tanta risa,, dice el otro es que le quitas una letra y dice peputo ya ves que son sencillitos y carismaticos y dice pepito y tu como te llamas y dice me llamo dieguito y tambien se rie pepito y dice el argentino de que te ries y dice pepito es que a dieguito le quitas todas las letras y dice VAS Y CHINGAS A TU MADRE,,
June 11th, 2010 at 16:43 pm
QUE CHISTE TAN ESTUPIDO
June 11th, 2010 at 16:45 pm
Angel Escribir:
QUE CHISTE ESTUPIDO
June 11th, 2010 at 16:48 pm
@ MARY:
@ Arancha:
ESTOY DE ACUERDO
June 11th, 2010 at 16:52 pm
@ Angel:
ANGEL, ERES UN ANORMAL TIENES MUCHO QUE APRENDER DE LOS GALLEGOS .EMPAPATE DE EDUCACION Y DEJA DE METERTE CON ELLOS .SON MUCHO MAS INTELIGENTES QUE TU.
June 11th, 2010 at 17:54 pm
@ bryan: que buen chiste jajajajaj
June 12th, 2010 at 15:36 pm
esta guayyyyyyyyy tio
June 12th, 2010 at 15:39 pm
bryan quieres salir con migo
June 12th, 2010 at 17:04 pm
UN SEÑOR SE SIENTA ENCIMA DE UN HACHA?TE A EXO GRACIA ,PUES EL SE PARTIO EL CULO
June 12th, 2010 at 17:05 pm
CUAL ES EL PEZ + RAPIDO DEL MUNDO?EL PEZON XK VA EXANDO LECHES
June 14th, 2010 at 23:20 pm
¿quien quiere chingar con un alesbi?
June 18th, 2010 at 3:18 am
por pendejaaaaaaaaaa
June 19th, 2010 at 1:17 am
lean esta:
en un baño, el cepillo de dientes habla para si diciendo: “creo que tengo el pero trabajo del mundo”. a lo que el papel higienico dice:
“si como no….” jajajajaja
interactivo_85@yahoo.es
June 19th, 2010 at 1:18 am
lean esta:
en un baño, el cepillo de dientes habla para si diciendo: “creo que tengo el peor trabajo del mundo”. a lo que el papel higienico dice:
“si como no….” jajajajaja
June 19th, 2010 at 3:10 am
sos un master aguantes los chistes americanoss
June 19th, 2010 at 15:30 pm
tu eres gilipollas@ jmmm:
June 19th, 2010 at 21:16 pm
ERAN DOS GALLEGOS Y LE DICE UNO AL OTRO; OYE MANOLO YE INVITO A UNA FIESTA DE 15 AÑOS Y LE CONTESTA EL OTRO SI PERO SOLO VOY 6 MESES: JAJAJAJAJA
June 21st, 2010 at 20:15 pm
que le dijo una crispeta a la otra crispeta
salta marica que nos quemamos el culo
June 22nd, 2010 at 22:11 pm
A MI NO MEGUSTAN TUS CHISTES X K SON MALISIMOS
@ Juana:
@ Juana:
June 23rd, 2010 at 15:52 pm
Jaimito dime dos pronombres
-¿quien,yo?
-muy bien
June 23rd, 2010 at 17:06 pm
que le dice un pollo policia a otro pollo plolicia nesecitamos a pollo jajajajajaja
June 25th, 2010 at 20:22 pm
estava urive,chaves y ovama en un elicoptero y el conductor del elicoptero les dijo hay sobre peso entonses ovama se boto entonses quedava urive y chaves y el conductor dijo denuevo hay sovre peso y urive boto a chaves y dijo por mi pais ja,ja,ja,ja,ja,ja,ja,jas
June 26th, 2010 at 3:12 am
un mexicano le dice aun chino hola y el chino le contesta 9:30 jajajajajajaja
otro
habia una vez un pollito q respiraba por el culo una vez se sento y se murio ahogado
June 27th, 2010 at 17:13 pm
Va un caracol y derrapa.
June 27th, 2010 at 17:32 pm
no insulteis,mal hablados
June 27th, 2010 at 17:36 pm
que bueno bryan
June 28th, 2010 at 19:24 pm
viva españa putos guachupinos
June 29th, 2010 at 3:18 am
mira este chiste
cual es el colmo de un hombre inbisibre:
que toque el timbre de una casa y se balla corriendo otro
que ase superman despues de bañarse……. se pone superfume
ombre inbisible busca chica transparente para aser cosas nunca antes bistas
1_acto chaicha no quiere salir de su cucha
2_acto chicha no quiere salir de su cucha
3_acto chaicha no quiere salir de su chucha
como se llama la obre :
sal-chicha
June 29th, 2010 at 20:09 pm
¿porque los gallegos ponen azucar avajo de la almuada?
para tener dulces sueños
_______________________________
putossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss de mierdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa chupenlaaaaaaaaaa
June 30th, 2010 at 7:18 am
Le dice espartero a un amigo:
Oye, cual es la mujer que es dos veces animal?
Y le responde el otro:
pues tu madre que es puta y ademas cobra!!!
June 30th, 2010 at 20:30 pm
@ joel:
que vueno
June 30th, 2010 at 20:32 pm
si,si,si…
July 1st, 2010 at 15:57 pm
que le dice un corazon a un papel higienico.
y el corazon dice : yo palpito
y tu palpoto
July 3rd, 2010 at 6:01 am
@ Guadi:
a mira q te aves equibocado pues la octaba marabilla os esta escribiendo
July 3rd, 2010 at 6:15 am
a ok
July 3rd, 2010 at 6:24 am
Guadi Escribir:
te as equibocado soy yo
July 4th, 2010 at 18:32 pm
voy a contar un chiste jaimito mira su profe en el vestuario de las mujeres se quita la camiseta dice a se quita la falda dice e se quita el sujetador y dice i se quita las bragas y dice o se quita los zapatos y dice u la profe lo ve y le dice muy bien jaimito ya te sabes las vocales.
July 4th, 2010 at 18:40 pm
Esto es un español un francés y un ingles el frances dice que esta piscina se convierta en frambuesa y se convierte en frambuesa y el ingles dice que esta piscina se convierta en melocoton se convierte en melocoton y como a los españoles les gusta el melocoton va el español a comerse el melocoton se choca contra un palo y dice mierda y toda la piscina se con vierte en mierda.
July 4th, 2010 at 18:44 pm
es un tio que dispara al otro y pasa otro y dice porque le has disparado y dice porque decia viva mexico y es viva mejico y dice ah coxones le dispara y dice eso por decir coones que es cojones.
July 4th, 2010 at 19:33 pm
Esto es un loro que ve un anuncio que dice:en un pais multicolor primero tu y luego yo.
va un pirata y le dice:donde esta el tesoro y dice:en un pais multicolor y le dice:dimelo o te tiro por la borda y dice:primero tu y luego yo.
July 4th, 2010 at 19:34 pm
tu chiste ha estado bueno
July 4th, 2010 at 19:41 pm
le dice su madre jaimito ves a comprar 1 kilo de cerdo llega a la carniceria se quita un moco y le dice el carnicero cerdo responde 1 kilo.
July 5th, 2010 at 20:47 pm
a que no sabeis que le dice un chupachups a una piruleta:
pero que te ha pasaoooooooo0o0o0
July 5th, 2010 at 20:48 pm
alto wapo y moreno;
tres requisitos para estar bueno jjjjjjjjj
July 5th, 2010 at 20:49 pm
cual es el colmo de un oso panda¿?¿¿?¿?¿?¿?¿
que le hagan una foto y salga en blanco y negro jejejej XD
July 5th, 2010 at 20:51 pm
a que no sabeis como le dice un mexicano a su hijo para que lea??¿¿
anda lee
July 8th, 2010 at 1:52 am
esk hay 2 niños en un parke y uno le dise a otro yo bsepo enroyer el trompo ,el otro niño le dise no se dise no sepo se dise no sabo y viene una señora y les dise no se dise no sabo y no sepo entonses como se dise preguntan los niños le con testa la señora pues nose en tonses pARA K SE METE VIEJA METICHE
July 8th, 2010 at 21:01 pm
los chistes estan super geniles..
bueno algunoos sigan escribienndo mas
July 10th, 2010 at 20:03 pm
SON MU WENOS HAY OS DEJO UNO:
UNO MATRIMONIO LLEGA AL MEDICO Y LE DICE LA MUJER AL MEDICO
-MIRE MI MARIDO Y YO NO FUNCIONAMOS EN LA CAMA. Y DICE EL MEDICO
-TIENES ORGAMOS. Y DICE LA MUJER
-PEPE NOSOTROS SOMOS DE ORGAMOS O DE SANITAS XDXDXD
July 11th, 2010 at 23:55 pm
feo no chistosos aburido y espantoso
July 12th, 2010 at 0:01 am
un chiste que le dise una rana a otro? sovos y gualitas jejejejeje
July 12th, 2010 at 14:20 pm
kpxn bsnd dsdmj,
July 13th, 2010 at 14:32 pm
Alex…ese de seguro que era un gallego…que despues de tres diaz la entiende jajaja…es@ :
@ alex:
July 13th, 2010 at 15:40 pm
¿que es un lodo ?es un pajado vede
July 16th, 2010 at 3:03 am
como se dise calzon en portuges
aprieto tu nalgeiro
July 18th, 2010 at 16:17 pm
ke no es asi:
estaban hablando 2 amigos y uno le dice al otro
-cula es el animal ke es 2 veces animal?-
-cual?- responde el otro
-el gato por ke es gato y araña-
-aah como tu hermena, por ke es zorra y cobra.
July 18th, 2010 at 21:22 pm
Habia una vez un señor qe le dice a su esposa: ten 2 noticias. Y la esposa le dice : dime la primera y el marido le dice :eh dejado las drogas . Y la esposa le dice :Qe bien !! dime la otra.Y el marido dice :no se donde jajajaja xDee!
July 19th, 2010 at 17:38 pm
SUPERVUNOS
July 19th, 2010 at 17:55 pm
UN DIA UN NIÑO QUESE LLAMABA JESUS LO MANDARON A COMPRAR UNA LIBRA DE FRIJOLES CUANDO IBA PASO POR UNA IGLESIA Y EL PADRE DIJO AQUE VINO JESUS AL MUNDO Y EL NIÑO RESPONDIO A COMPRAR UNA LIBRA DE FRIJOLES
July 20th, 2010 at 3:28 am
Q CHIDOS CHISTES
JEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJEJE
July 26th, 2010 at 18:11 pm
que exelentes esos chistes jejeje =)
July 27th, 2010 at 21:56 pm
ustedes saben por que los negros tienen las orejas grandes?
R= Un dia dios estaba cargando a los bebes …. oh un blanco ke lindo.. otro blanco ke lindo… ay¡ un pinche negro.. (lo agarra de las orejas)
jaja este chiste debe ser actuado
July 27th, 2010 at 23:31 pm
grosero
July 28th, 2010 at 13:00 pm
¿en que se parece un armario de cocina al mar?
en que el armario de cocina tiene cacer-olas y el mar ya las tiene hechas
muy buenos
August 8th, 2010 at 20:49 pm
que le dijo un pelo al otro pelo?
corramos porque biene la cana
August 9th, 2010 at 18:59 pm
-k le dice el pedo a la nalga
-kkkk
-permiso cacheton k quiero salir
-hah
August 11th, 2010 at 0:39 am
QUE PENDEJO ESTA TU CHISTE BABOSO ATTE LHEN Y SU DESCARGA
August 13th, 2010 at 19:58 pm
por que los pedos a demas de ruido tiene olor…….?
para que los sordos tambien puedan disfrutarlos jjaaaa
August 13th, 2010 at 20:02 pm
buenas señor.. me regala una cerveza, es que quiero besarle el pico al aguila….
perdone señor va tocar que le mame el bolo al burro por que solo hay pony malta….jjajaja
August 13th, 2010 at 20:08 pm
esta el tio diego esta de visita en la casa de juanito,,en la mañana sale del baño y de repente frente a juanito zas¡¡¡ se le cae la toalla.
-juanito: ¿tio que tienes hay?
-una palomita,juanito,una palomita.
-juanito:¿¡¡y te la estas culeando oque?
jajajaj
August 14th, 2010 at 0:46 am
va su marido a su mujer i le dise:amor mio komeme la polla i la me le ise ..soi vegetariana i no komo karne pos emtomse komeme el pepino… jjajajaja xd
August 17th, 2010 at 23:16 pm
Q BIEN
August 18th, 2010 at 5:35 am
Q LE DIGO UN GEMELO A OTRO GEMELO soy igual q tu
August 18th, 2010 at 19:36 pm
capelucita dice al lobo:
?porque tienes la frente sudada, los ojos salidos i los dientes tan apretados?
-Coño capelucita,
DEJAME CAGAR !!!!
August 18th, 2010 at 19:38 pm
¿Que le dice un arbol a otro arbol?
-¿Que pasa tronco?
August 19th, 2010 at 4:31 am
jajaja
August 19th, 2010 at 18:03 pm
jajaja mui gracioso el chiste ajajajajajajaj es buenísimo un 100% alto
August 19th, 2010 at 18:05 pm
Papá, papá, ¿es verdad que los papás, saben más que los niños?
Claro Pepito, es verdad.
Ahh, óyeme papá, ¿quién fue el inventor de la imprenta?
El inventor de la imprenta fue Gutemberg.
Y entonces por qué no la inventó el papá de Gutemberg.
August 19th, 2010 at 18:06 pm
mui bueno
August 20th, 2010 at 17:04 pm
estoy probando
August 20th, 2010 at 20:51 pm
ami no me dieron gracia los chistes para mi estabnbien aburridos es lo peor q leido en mi vida bu bu bu bu bu abajo risa tonta risa tonta es la peor pagina de del mundo no tiene nd de risa no no se como ustedes le encuentrn risa
August 20th, 2010 at 20:54 pm
lo siento risa tonta se q me e quibo q al desir q era la pero del mundo pero como no le i todos los chistes en encontrado chistes q si dan gracia risa tonta es la megor de mun ti s riba risa tonta hurra ruisa tonta es la megorrrr
August 23rd, 2010 at 14:59 pm
habia un lorito q adivinaba los colores d las bombachas..psan 3 monjas y el loro dic:amarillo,azul,rojo..al otro dia pasan las monjas d nuevo y el loro dic:azul,azul,azul..entonces las monjas indignadas pasan al otro dia sin nada.y el loro dice.ondulado,lacio pelado!jajajaja
August 24th, 2010 at 1:59 am
cual es el pais que esplota y rie primero Ja-Pon
August 24th, 2010 at 2:07 am
que le dice el policia a un enano?
ALTO
August 25th, 2010 at 19:45 pm
son unos hijos de puta
August 26th, 2010 at 2:37 am
que hps chistes tan malos aprendan a contar chistes….
August 26th, 2010 at 2:38 am
habia una flaca tan flaca pero tan flaca que sacaba la lengua y se iva de trompas
August 29th, 2010 at 16:38 pm
esta un hombre con un gitano al ajedrez y dice el hombre:jake mate y dice el gitano:jake mate tu con la bicicleta
September 1st, 2010 at 23:21 pm
1º Acto se abre el telon,
2º Acto se ve a un mujer muy gorda con muchas armas encima,
¿Como se llama la obra?
Se armo la gorda.
September 1st, 2010 at 23:22 pm
Primer acto:
Una mona en el escenario
Segundo acto:
Aparece una aplanadora.
Tercer acto:
La mona esta aplanada en el escenario
¿Cómo se llama la obra?
La mona lisa
September 2nd, 2010 at 21:23 pm
La maestra le pregunta a Jaimito:
-Si yo digo fui rica, es tiempo pasado, pero si digo soy hermosa, ¿qué es?
-Exceso de imaginación.
Jaimito le dice a su padre:
¡Papá, papá, tengo una noticia buena y otra mala!
¿Cuál es la buena Jaimito?
¡Que he aprobado todas!
¿Y la mala?
¡Que es mentira!
Un viejito le pregunta a Jaimito:
Oye niño, ¿cuántos años crees que tengo?
Discúlpeme señor, pero yo sólo sé contar hasta cien.
September 4th, 2010 at 0:26 am
doctor ,doctor sabe que desde ase mucho tiempo vivo pensando en el futuro,,,y desde cuando te esta pasando esto ,,,,desde el jueves que viene
September 5th, 2010 at 4:52 am
pork ban dan ya no navega ?
pork yanklo
September 5th, 2010 at 17:55 pm
entra una señora ala zapateria y le dice a la encargada
oiga tiene zapatos de cococdrilo?
ella le contesta si
solo digame de k numero calza su cococodrilo
jejejeje
rianse
jejejejeje
September 8th, 2010 at 3:31 am
no es lo mismo decir RUINAS DE MACHU PICHU…. que el machu yte ponga el pichu y quedi en ruinas ajaj XD
September 11th, 2010 at 0:13 am
cua es el colmo de un carpintero? que sus amigos lo claven! jajajaja otra cual es el colmo de un sierre? estar acompañado de truenos y relampagos!jjaja otra como se llama el pez que huele mal? PEZTOZO!!AJAJAJA BN LES GUST?
September 11th, 2010 at 0:21 am
que hace un pinguino en medio del decierto?ESTA PERDIDO!jejeje otro que le dice un pato a otro?ESTAMOS EMPATADOS!! JAJAJA otro que le dice un jardinero a otro?HABLEMOS MIENTRAS PODamos JAAJAJ otro que le
dice un niño a otro?? QUIERES SER MI AMIGO? Y LE RESPONDE NO QUIERO SER TU ENEMIGO!!! AJAJAJ
September 15th, 2010 at 19:25 pm
que hace un haitiano cagando en medio de la calle,presumiendo que ya comio.
September 15th, 2010 at 19:38 pm
osea solo no tienen humor por eso jajjajaajjaajajajajajajajaj@ Juna
September 15th, 2010 at 19:46 pm
nada k ver con tus chistes son peores osea uvicate loser@ miguelito:
September 16th, 2010 at 20:04 pm
ERA TAN PERO TAN GORDA Q PARA DARLE EL ABRAZO DE NAVIDAD TENES Q EMPEZAR DESDE SEPTIEMBRE
September 17th, 2010 at 18:01 pm
son todos unos hijos de mil putas sus chistes me los paso por las bolas putas de mierda
September 18th, 2010 at 3:18 am
un español estan en un barco con un ingles un dia el ingles se cae y dise help help! y el español dise no tengo Gel tengo Shapoo
September 19th, 2010 at 17:34 pm
algunos chistes son unas putas como todos os que envian chistes
September 20th, 2010 at 20:28 pm
mi vecino tenia un gato que tenia 16 vidas pero le choco una camioneta ¿y como si le iban a quedar 15 vidas? porque le choco una camioneta 4×4
jajajajajajaja……….
September 22nd, 2010 at 21:33 pm
A MI TAN POCO
September 23rd, 2010 at 14:35 pm
esto era un tio tan feo tan feo que te lloo ass creiiooooooo
no voi a contar ningun xisteeeeeeeeeeee
ami no me gustan
September 23rd, 2010 at 14:40 pm
bueno mira esto si es un chiste pero yo no se si este lo han dicho ya..:
esto son dos pajaros en una rama.
y uno le dice al otro:
-¿pio?
-has lo que te de la gana.
xD
September 23rd, 2010 at 18:44 pm
K chistes mas malos!!!!
September 24th, 2010 at 1:46 am
estos chistes no le gustaron anadie de mi familia son malicimos
September 24th, 2010 at 5:12 am
Una señora le dice a su hijo:
Hijo te frío un huevo?
Y el le responde:
Mami te pincho una teta?
September 25th, 2010 at 14:42 pm
komo se dice kuando un venado hembra no ve nada?? novenada!!! jajaja
********************
komo se entretiene a un tonto??
lee (abajo)
lee (arriba)
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kual es el animal q es animal y un mueble?? cama-leon!!!
September 26th, 2010 at 23:47 pm
abia una ves un gato que respiraba por el culo se sento y se murio:P
September 27th, 2010 at 3:16 am
cuantas casas hay en sprignfild??
“mil house”
September 28th, 2010 at 19:26 pm
¿que le dice un arbol a otro?
nos dejaron plantados.
September 28th, 2010 at 19:29 pm
entra roki balboa a la panaderia y le dice al panadero:
dame 2 kilos de pan.
Y el panadero dice:
¿para que?
y roki dice:
parapannnnnn parapannnnnnn
September 28th, 2010 at 19:31 pm
¿que le dice un piojo a otro?
corramos que ai viene la cana
September 28th, 2010 at 19:33 pm
Hay algunos que dicen:
hay gato negro alguien va a morit 8 pasos para atras se mete a la villa lo choriaron boludo
September 28th, 2010 at 19:34 pm
muy buenos tus chistes marce
September 29th, 2010 at 21:58 pm
mama! mama! los fideos se pegan
mama: bueno dejalos que se defiendan solor
September 29th, 2010 at 21:59 pm
Mama Mama , En La Escuela Me Dicen Floricienta
MAMA:Y POR QUE NO LE DECIS A LA MAESTRA!
Hijo: Por Que Me Quedo Muda(8)….
September 29th, 2010 at 22:02 pm
Primer Acto : Una Gorda Cn Una Pistola
2do Acto:La Misma Gorda Cn Un Cuchillo
3er Acto:La Misma Gorda Cn Una Escopeta
Como Se LLama La Obra?
Respuesta: Se Armo La Gorda
September 29th, 2010 at 22:06 pm
Mama Mama Mi Hermanito Se Iso Caquita ,
mama: Bueno Cambiale Los Pañales
Hijo: No Se Tiro Del 6to Piso
Jajajaja xD
September 29th, 2010 at 22:08 pm
Papa , Cantame La Cancion Esa Que Dice , Cosas Sucias
No Hijo ,
Dale Pa
No Hijo
DALE PA!
No , Aseme Un Pete
September 30th, 2010 at 23:06 pm
estaba un lokitho en el manikomio con un papel y un lapiz escribiendo y en eso ke se da cuenta el guardia y x curiosidad se acerka y le pregunta:
ke ase?? y le kontesta el lokito aa yo ago una carta si una carta
y le dice el guardia aa ok y para kien es la karta?
y le kontesta el lokitho aa la karta es para mi si la karta es para mi..
y le kontesta el guardia y le pregunta y ke dice la karta??
le kontesta el lokito mmm nose nose no me a llegado jajajajaja
jaja
jaja
jaja
October 1st, 2010 at 5:06 am
que le dice un pollo policia a otro pollo policia :
“pidamos aPOLLO”
October 3rd, 2010 at 5:13 am
estaban 2 señores drogandose y le pregunta un drogadicto al otro “traigo los ojos rojos”y le dise el otro drogadicto:ps trailos jaja
October 3rd, 2010 at 16:46 pm
habia una vez un ciempies que iba caminando, y se tropezo, y se tropezo, y se tropezo, y se tropezo…
-porque los pinguinos no sangran?
-porque tienen relleno cremosito
-como se llama la niña que sale en monsters inc.?
-Boo
-AH!!!!
October 3rd, 2010 at 23:04 pm
Esto es para CICLOPE, que además de uniocular debe de ser unineuronal también. Soy gallego, de Galicia, y tu eres un puto imbécil. No son más que chistes, subnormal. Nada más que humor. No digas barbaridades imperialistas sodomizantes gratuitas, me averguenzo de ti como español. Ni se creen más listos ni nos degradan, hay de todo en todos lados, igual que sin ir más lejos te puedes encontrar caraculos como tu en España. Es que el de Lepe ha de cortarte los huevos por contar un chiste? Crees que son retrasados los de Lepe, comemierda? Tu soberbia colonizadora es la que te hace sentirte mejor o superior? Eres un ignorante sin mundo encima. Tu intolerancia, tu prejuicio y tu xenofobia son un montón de mierda, el chiste es solo un chiste que se queda en ficción, pero tu eres tonto real. Hazle caso a Amenábar y abre los ojos. Solo tu ignorancia supera tu imbecilidad. Haz un favor al mundo y brilla por tu ausencia…Un fuerte abrazo a todos mis amigos latinos, enormes personas.
@ ciclope:
October 3rd, 2010 at 23:45 pm
PEPE, gilipollas, conoces a Vargas LLosa, Julio Cortázar, Les Luthiers, Rubém Dantas, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Fernando Botero, Ernesto Sábato, Frida Khalo, Jose Enrique Rodó, Rigoberta Menchu, Francisco Morazán? Te suenan de algo, si?Has trascendido tu en la historia, subnormal? Que cojones te da a ti autoridad para juzgar con ruín mezquindad los millones de pueblos, gentes y culturas infinitamente ricos que existen en latinoamérica? Eres un capullo. Sabrás escribir y leer, pero para qué te sirve si no sabes pensar? Lo pirmero, se es persona. Si sabes leer infórmate y conoce, porque no conoces una mierda, tu soberbia te da ceguera, y es que solo la modestia te hará crecer. La sencillez del humilde es lo que hace a uno grande. Esta claro que todo tiene su antagonía: para que exista el bien ha de existir el mal, y para que existan las buenas gentes ha de haber mamones retrasados como tu. Hay dias tontos, y tontos todos los dias. Sin duda eres la mejor prueba de que dios tiene sentido del humor. Te diferencias de los caballos en una neurona amigo, lo justo para no cagarte en los desfiles; será que te tendrán que dar dos medallas, una por corto y otra por si la pierdes. Enhorabuena fenómeno, dificil de superar. @ pepe:
October 5th, 2010 at 5:48 am
estoi kn tigo tio
i los payasos que insultan discriminan o azen kualkier kosa enkontra de los españoles,gallegos,o franceses rekordar que bosotros antes no erais mas que esclabos i en cierta forma seguis siendolo asi ke kallaros la puta boka payasos.
PD: no soy racista ni nada raro simplemente me da rabia ke payasos komo esos digan kosas asi
October 5th, 2010 at 5:56 am
ehh i el gallego ke kiere ir tan de listo ke te kalles la boka ke eres un tonto de verda kres ke konseguiras algo ablando komo un puto subnormal? seguro fijo que eres el tipiko empollon de klase que no tiene amigos i que todos le azen buling enfin que te pegues un tiro
October 5th, 2010 at 19:59 pm
señor, señor ¿lo q´ lleva usted es peluca?
-¿como se dio cuenta?
-xq la lleva en el ombro
October 5th, 2010 at 20:00 pm
señor, señor ¿lo q´ lleva usted es peluca?
-si…¿como se dio cuenta?
-xq la lleva en el ombro
October 5th, 2010 at 20:10 pm
papa si me saco un 10 ¿me puedo bañar con vos? bueno hijo.
fue al coole y se saco un 10, listo papa vamos a bañarnos.
gaymito no mires para abajo!!
¿papa como se llama eso? tarsan
mama si me saco un 10 ¿me puedo bañar con vos? bueno.
fue gaymiito al coole y se saaco un 10, listo mama vamos a bañarnos gaymito no mires para abajo, ¿mama como se llama eso,eso,y eso?
limones,tambores y selva
entonces todos se fueron a dormir y gaymito no tenia sueño y vio a los padres asiendo el amor y empeso a cantar
¡¡¡tarzan entro a la selva chupando los limones tocando los tambores!!!
October 5th, 2010 at 20:14 pm
estuvo bueno!!!
October 5th, 2010 at 20:15 pm
bien
October 5th, 2010 at 20:16 pm
Aseme un Pete
October 5th, 2010 at 20:17 pm
la concha tulla mama de mirda
October 5th, 2010 at 20:18 pm
por que?
October 5th, 2010 at 20:19 pm
un pollito
October 5th, 2010 at 20:20 pm
Q BIEN
October 5th, 2010 at 20:21 pm
LA PUTA MADRE
October 5th, 2010 at 20:22 pm
GROCERO
October 5th, 2010 at 20:24 pm
QUE CHITES TAN MALOS Y RE FEOS
October 5th, 2010 at 20:24 pm
FUERA OTRA :p
October 5th, 2010 at 23:08 pm
como se dice mujer desvirjada en chino?
tu hoyito taroto
October 6th, 2010 at 19:13 pm
no soy española:pro tenes toda la razon del mundo y comparto contigo no me gusta q los hagan de menos apoyo todo lo k quieras aguante los españoles!!!!!!!
October 7th, 2010 at 17:11 pm
Jodaa >:( pero ustedes si se quejan ahi chistes buenos y tambien malos
pero que todos esten malos ya esoo es paja d ustedes
y si no les hace reir ninguno es porque son bien Aburridos o mejor dicho no sabes contarlos >:(
October 9th, 2010 at 19:11 pm
nose si corriendo en tapa rabos, pero con todo el oro que nos robaron seguro que si, huevon!!!
October 10th, 2010 at 21:48 pm
esta buenoo este comentario jaja
October 11th, 2010 at 8:46 am
pinches gallegos
aki pueden apreciar la estupides de los gallegos al maximo
para ke les kede bn klarooo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7QpZaROn5Y&feature=related
October 12th, 2010 at 3:21 am
@ ian esparza trejo:
juan los chinos tienen mas tecnologia q todos saludos
October 12th, 2010 at 20:31 pm
estan buenisimos diganme otra pagina asi busco mas para contarles a mis amigos
October 16th, 2010 at 6:31 am
cual es el lapiz mas peligroso ?el lapizero
October 16th, 2010 at 6:33 am
k onda soy marioni espero k les guste mi chiste y gracias pasenme sus mails
October 16th, 2010 at 21:31 pm
que le dice un pavo a oto?
-que vas a ser de mayo?
-yo un pavo real y tu?
-yo un pavo ranger
October 16th, 2010 at 21:33 pm
que le dice un calvo a otro?
a mi nadie me toma el pelo
October 16th, 2010 at 21:36 pm
esta jaimito en la estacion del tren con sus amigos…
y pedro va y le pregunta:
-oye jaimito si aquel tren fuera de chocolate ¿por donde empezaias a cometelo?
-pues… por las ruedas asi seguro que no se me escaparia
October 16th, 2010 at 21:37 pm
que le dice un calvo a otro
a mi nadie me toma el pelo
October 16th, 2010 at 21:37 pm
que animal siempre llega el ultimo:
el del-fin
October 17th, 2010 at 4:56 am
por si no sabias los primeros en llegar a america fueron los chinosssssss!!!!!!!!!!
October 17th, 2010 at 15:27 pm
que le dice un árbol a otro
que pasa tronco
October 17th, 2010 at 15:31 pm
que le dice una braga a otra
a ver que coño nos ponemos mañana
October 19th, 2010 at 0:38 am
algunos son demasiados monses pero estan buenos
October 20th, 2010 at 0:07 am
uno de gallegos:
se escucha en la radio: a caido un avion en el sementerio mas grande de la ciuda, los bonberos escarban entre los escombros para encontrar cadaveres… hasta ahora se han encontrado 127491 muertos jeje
October 20th, 2010 at 0:12 am
otro…
en medio de la guerra un barco aleman se cruza con uno español de noche y el aleman le dice al otro gritta manolo que siempre hay algun gallego que se llame manolo entonces grita manolooo se escucha que??? y el aleman le responde andate a la puta que te pario lo repite varias veces hasta que el gallego se cansa y le dice a su compañero decime un nombre de aleman que sea comun y el le contesta balack entonces el gallego grita balack y el aleman responde que pasa quien habla aya manolo?? y el gallego dice si por? el aleman contesta manolo andate a la puta que te pario!!! jeje lo re cago al galleo puto como todos ellos
October 21st, 2010 at 19:38 pm
yo tenia un amigo q se llama juan bolas….
pero haora diganle juan xq las bolas se qdaron encajadas en el alambre de pua………….
October 22nd, 2010 at 1:37 am
comancen la sopa de fideos y fideos se quedo sin sopa
October 22nd, 2010 at 1:39 am
Entran 2 chicos al aula, y la maestra le dice a uno de ellos:
Alumno, ¿por qué llegó tarde?
Es que estaba soñando que viajaba por todas partes, conocí tantos países, y me desperté un poco tarde.
¿Y usted, alumno?
¡Yo fui al aeropuerto a recibirlo!
October 22nd, 2010 at 19:33 pm
ilenia x adriann!!
October 24th, 2010 at 0:28 am
esta un nica desarmando un celular y la preguntan porque lo desarma y responde porque tengo una llamada perdida y la estoy buscando
October 24th, 2010 at 0:34 am
VIENE CAMINANDO UNA SERPIENTE AVER ASU NOVIA SERPIENTE Y LE DICE ANOCHE ESTABAS DURA Y FRIA Y LA NOVIA LE DICE YO NO ESTEBA ANOCHE EN EL JARDIN ENTONCES EL NOVIO COMENTA MALDITA SEA ES LA CUARTA VEZ QUE ME ACUESTO CON LA MANGUERA
October 24th, 2010 at 0:36 am
IJUEPUTAS
October 24th, 2010 at 1:51 am
no me dio gracia ningun chiste che…!!!
October 24th, 2010 at 1:55 am
son todos orribles…..
October 24th, 2010 at 19:31 pm
la neta son horribles wey.eres un cabron…
October 24th, 2010 at 19:39 pm
marioni aca esta mi mails claudia-vago@hotmail.com tengo 15 años
October 25th, 2010 at 6:06 am
xdddddddddd
October 25th, 2010 at 6:09 am
muy buenos¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!
October 25th, 2010 at 16:29 pm
los chistes son una mierda¡¡¡¡¡¡horribles guey dedicate a otra cosa¡¡
October 26th, 2010 at 3:31 am
Qe le dice una piedra a otra??
-Nada xq no hablan! C;
Otro
El hijo le dice al padre: Papi tu xq te casaste? x iglecia o x civil?
y el padre le dice dando un suspiro y mirando fijo hacia abajo: Mira hijo yo me case x estupido.ggg
October 26th, 2010 at 3:40 am
Mamá, mamá ya se qe voi a ser de grande.
-y la mamá le dice: Para qe pensas en el futuro si tenes cancer pedaso de hijo de re mil puta.. C;
October 26th, 2010 at 3:50 am
Un hombre va a visitar a un adivino
Pom, pom
el adivino: Qien es?
el hombre : Qe adivino de mierda qe sos
October 27th, 2010 at 1:11 am
Entran 2 chicos al aula, y la maestra le dice a uno de ellos:
Alumno, ¿por qué llegó tarde?
Es que estaba soñando que viajaba por todas partes, conocí tantos países, y me desperté un poco tarde.
¿Y usted, alumno?
¡Yo fui al aeropuerto a recibirlo!
Entran 2 chicos al aula, y la maestra le dice a uno de ellos:
Alumno, ¿por qué llegó tarde?
Es que estaba soñando que viajaba por todas partes, conocí tantos países, y me desperté un poco tarde.
¿Y usted, alumno?
¡Yo fui al aeropuerto a recibirlo! <- esta me encanta XDD!
Un francés quería ir a un safari y contrató a un guía mexicano y se fueron al safari. Estando en plena selva apareció un tigre, el mexicano corrió y el francés le gritó:
¡Esperra, esperra!
Y el mexicano le responde:
No, no es perra es, ¡tigre!
¿Cómo mantienes a un tonto ocupado?
(Lee abajo)
¿Cómo mantienes a un tonto ocupado?
(Lee arriba)
En la escuela, la maestra dice:
A ver Luis, ¿cómo te imaginas la escuela ideal?
¡Cerrada, maestra!
Cariño, tengo dos noticias, una buena y otra mala, he dejado las drogas, pero no sé donde.
No desayuné pensando en ti, no almorcé pensando en ti, no cené pensando en ti, y no dormí porque tenía hambre.
A ver, hijo, ¿cuánto es 4 por 4?
Empate.
¿Y cuánto es 2 por 1?
Oferta.
Esta es una señora que llama a una carnicería y pregunta:
¿Tiene orejas de conejo?
Sí.
¿Y cabeza de cerdo?
Sí.
¡Dios mío! ¿Es usted un monstruo?
Jaimito estaba en el salón de clase con sus compañeros, como la profesora no llegaba, todos los alumnos comenzaron a hacer alboroto. Cuando llegó la profesora vio el desorden que había y comenzó a interrogar a los niños.
Juanita, ¿Qué haz hecho tú?
Yo dibujé en la pizarra.
Pedrito, y tú, ¿Qué hiciste?
Yo tiré mi pupitre contra el suelo.
Jaimito, y tú, ¿Qué hiciste?
Yo tiré serpentina por la ventana.
Caramba, aprendan de Jaimito que no es un malcriado como ustedes.
Pero al pasar unos minutos, tocan la puerta de la clase y entra una niña toda golpeada, la profesora le pregunta:
¿Quién eres?
Yo me llamo Serpentina.
El profesor repartiendo las notas:
Luisito un diez.
Pedrito un ocho.
Juanito un seis.
Jaimito un cero.
Oiga profesor, ¿Y por qué a mí un cero?
Porque has copiado el examen de Pedrito.
¿Y usted cómo lo sabe?
Porque las cuatro primeras preguntas, están iguales, y en la última pregunta Pedrito respondió: "Esa, no me la sé" y tu has puesto: "Yo tampoco".
Jaimito le dice a su padre:
¡Papá, papá, tengo una noticia buena y otra mala!
¿Cuál es la buena Jaimito?
¡Que he aprobado todas!
¿Y la mala?
¡Que es mentira!
Una maestra nueva, trata de aplicar sus cursos de Psicología.
Comienza su clase diciendo:
- Todo aquel que crea que es estúpido, que se ponga de pie.
Luego de unos segundos de silencio, Jaimito, se pone de pie.
La docente le pregunta:
- Jaimito, ¿crees ser estúpido?
- No, señorita…, pero me da pena verla parada solita…
La profesora interviene en una discusión entre dos alumnos:
Jaimito, ¿cuál es el problema?
Es que soy demasiado inteligente para estar en el primer grado.
Mi hermana está en tercero y yo soy más inteligente que ella. ¡Yo quiero ir para el tercero también! La profesora ve que no puede resolver el problema y lo manda para la dirección.
Mientras Jaimito esperaba en la antesala, la profesora le explica la situación al director. Éste le promete hacerle un test al muchacho, que seguro no conseguirá responder a todas las preguntas, y así accederá a continuar en el primer grado.
Ya de acuerdo ambos, hacen pasar al alumno y le hacen la propuesta del test que él acepta.
Inicia entonces las preguntas el Director: A ver Jaimito, ¿Cuánto es 3 por 3? -"9"-.
¿Y cuánto es 6 veces 6? -"36"-.
El director continúa por casi una hora, con la batería de preguntas que sólo un excelente alumno de tercer grado debe conocer y Jaimito no comete ningún error.
Ante la evidente inteligencia del menor, el Director dice a la profesora:
Creo que tendremos que pasarlo al tercer grado. La profesora no muy segura, pregunta: – ¿Puedo hacerle yo unas preguntas también? El director y Jaimito asienten.
Inicia entonces la profesora:
¿Qué tiene la vaca 4 y yo sólo dos?
Las piernas, responde Jaimito sin dudar…
¿Qué tienes en tus pantalones, que no hay en los míos?
El director se ajusta los lentes, y se prepara para interrumpir…
Los bolsillos, responde el niño.
¿Qué entra al centro de las mujeres y solo detrás del "hombre"?
Estupefacto, el director contiene la respiración…
La letra "E", responde el alumno.
¿Y dónde las mujeres tienen el pelo más crespo?
El director hace una mueca de asombro
En África, responde Jaimito sin dudar.
¿Qué es blando, y en las manos de una mujer se torna duro?
Al director se le cruzan los ojos.
El esmalte de uñas, profe… contesta Jaimito.
¿Qué tienen las mujeres en medio de las piernas?
El Director no lo puede creer…
Las rodillas, responde Jaimito al instante.
¿Y qué tiene una mujer casada más ancha que una soltera?
La cama.
¿Qué palabra comienza con la letra C, termina con la letra O, es arrugado y todos lo tenemos atras?
El director empieza a sudar frío…
El codo, profesora.
¿Y qué empieza con C tiene un hueco y yo se lo di a varias personas para que gozaran?
El director se tapa la cara…
Un CD.
El director, ya mareado de la presión les interrumpe y le dice a la profesora… Mire, póngame al carajito ese en sexto grado…
¡¡¡Yo mismo acabo de fallar todas las respuestas !!!
Extrañada de que su hijo regresara tan temprano de la escuela, la mamá de Jaimito le interroga:
¿Por qué llegaste tan temprano de la escuela, hijo?
Es que fui el único que pude contestar una pregunta.
¡Muy bien, Jaimito! ¡Eres un niño tan estudioso! ¿Y cuál fue la pregunta?
¿Quién le tiró el borrador al Director?
October 27th, 2010 at 1:31 am
pinche gallego! tus pinches ancestros hicieron eso de venir a mexico, pero tu pinche huevon ke hiciste???! ademas ya no tenemos nada ke ver con tu puta echpaña(españa) son unos pendejetes!
October 28th, 2010 at 5:02 am
se pasan estan super chidos los chistes mis amigos se atacan de la risa peroo las maldiciones noo son buenas pk tambien os escuchan niños peqeños
October 30th, 2010 at 3:35 am
qe hace un pinguino en el desierto??
vendiendo bon ice
October 30th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
@ bryan:
menuda mierda de chiste gillipollas
October 31st, 2010 at 16:18 pm
GOORDA SI TE TIRAS UN PEDO ADENTRO DE UNA PILETA TENEMOS SODA HASTA FIN DE AÑO
October 31st, 2010 at 16:20 pm
SOS TAN PERO TAN FEA QUE LOS RATONEZ TE COMIERON EL DOCUMENTO Y TE DEJARON LA FOTO..
October 31st, 2010 at 16:23 pm
PIROPOS: SOS TAN FEA QUE CUANDO FUISTES AL ZOOLOGICO LOS MONOS TE TIRABAN GALLETITAS,
November 1st, 2010 at 22:47 pm
¿QUE ACE UGALLEGO EN UN BOSQUE Y GRITANDO?
-SEMBRANDO PANICO
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
November 1st, 2010 at 22:57 pm
LLEGA UN SEÑOR A UNA CANTINA Y PIDE UNA BOTELLA, SE LA TERMINA Y DICE BIEN PEDO INVITO UNA RONDA ATODOS HASTA A EL CATINERO TODOS FELICEZ EN EL CHUPE.
DEPRONTO EL CANTINERO LE DICE NEL BORRACHO OTRA RONDA EL CANTINERO LE DICE LE CORTO AQUI LA CUENTA Y M PAGA EL BORRACHO REASPONDDE NO TENGO$.
EL CANTINERO EMPUTADISIMO SE SALTA LA BARRA Y LE DA UNA PUTISA Y LO SACA DEL BAR EL BORRACHO LE DICE LLA NO LE BUELBO A INVITAR UN TRAGO USTED ES BIEN MALA COPA
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
November 4th, 2010 at 18:14 pm
¿QUE EL DICE UN PEDO A OTRO?
-PONTE EL CASCO QUE SALIMOS CHAVAL.
November 4th, 2010 at 18:16 pm
Esto es un niño que pregunta a su mama: Mamá, mamá…, ¿Tienes una pelota en la barriga? ¡¡¡Nooo…!!!, ¡Cariñoo…, tengo a tu hemanito que pronto va a nacer!!! Mamá, mamá…, ¡¡ Y, cuando nazca, a mi también me vas a comer !! …
November 4th, 2010 at 18:18 pm
Se encuentran dos amigas y le dice una a la otra
-yo nunca la voi a chupar y dice al otra oi no por fa vor no yo que asco.
Un dia subiendo las escaleras del cortingles una iva pa un lao i la otra pa el otro i le dice
-Llamame y dice la otra:
-Yo tambien
JAJAJAJJA
November 6th, 2010 at 3:59 am
en que se parece un timbre de casa a una lavanderia???
en que el timbre hace tilim tilim
y la lavanderia tilimpia la ropa
November 6th, 2010 at 13:11 pm
los chistes no causan nada de gracia
ring ringgg-hola – hola rosa -no violeta – a disculpe lo q pasa es que soy ANALTONICO
November 6th, 2010 at 20:44 pm
estaban un ciego un sordo un mudo y un paralitico en una montaña acostados de boca arriba y pasa una estrella fugas y dice el ciego:mira una estrella fugas . y dice el sordo callate jabladol.dice el mudo en voz alta:QUE SE CALLEN.y luego dijo el paralitico: si no dejan de hablar le entraré a patadas.jajajajajajaaa
November 7th, 2010 at 1:56 am
un tipo va a velar a su suegra al cementerio y dise q lastima era como una mama para mi y pasa una paloma y le caga la cabesa y el hombre dise q hija de puta lla llego al cielo
November 7th, 2010 at 1:59 am
señor señor este colectivo me lleva al cementerio y si se pone adelante seguro XD aguante TLS (ToLoSa)
November 7th, 2010 at 5:58 am
dejate de joder y no te da la voca anda enjugar esos chiste le pica el culo y no se lo enjuagas anda que se bañen con agua ray
November 7th, 2010 at 12:15 pm
cuidado con los vascos eee k soy 1 de elllos
November 7th, 2010 at 19:20 pm
jajajaja muy graciosos los chiste jajajajaja me dan ganas de mear en la compu jajajajajaja no puedo para de reir jajajajaja
November 8th, 2010 at 0:20 am
Esque caperucita roja iba por el bosque cayo la noche y la aplasto
November 8th, 2010 at 14:16 pm
soiys unos hijos de putaaaaaa mamarmelaaaaaaaa
November 8th, 2010 at 15:37 pm
¿Cual es el colmo de una bruja?Tener una esfera de pantalla plana
November 8th, 2010 at 22:49 pm
cual es de un bombero
tener una novia ardiente
November 9th, 2010 at 11:09 am
agregarme al tuenti, si teneis cojones
November 9th, 2010 at 19:23 pm
@ Angel:
jajaja bueno oye que es una onomatopella? un pollito gritando a media calle o no matopella. bye
November 10th, 2010 at 2:53 am
¿que le dice una nalga a la otra?
que mierda pasa entre nosotros
November 10th, 2010 at 5:06 am
en q se parese un poso a un condon respuesta en q los dos van pal poso
November 11th, 2010 at 6:48 am
QUE LE DIJO UNA CHINCHE A OTRA CHINCHE TE QUIERO CHINCHERAMENTE
November 11th, 2010 at 19:09 pm
esa galiciaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
y tu angel ven a conocer galicia ya vera que es mejor que tu ciudad
November 12th, 2010 at 0:49 am
La verdad están más buenos los chiste que escrinimos nosotros
November 12th, 2010 at 1:00 am
la maestra le dice a sus alumnos kien termina rapido la prueva se va a quedar ami casa a dormir y jaimito termino rapido entoces van a la casa entoces le dice a la señorita puedo dormir con vos tengo miedo esta bien dormi aca entoces jaimito se desnuda y dice seño sacate la remera no, entonces me tiro por la ventana esta bien ya me la saque, seño sacate el pantalon no, entoces me tiro por la ventana esta bien ya me saque, seño sacate el colpiño no, entoces me tiro, no esta bien me saco, seño sacate la bombacha no, me tiro me tiro esta bien ya me sauqe, estaban haciendo el amor y depues llega el marido de la maestra, y la maestra le dice a jaimito escondete que sino te va a matar jaimito se escuende atras de la tele y ve un augerito era el del boton de la tele y me su pirulin hay , el marido hola amor , hola, vamos a mirar tele cuando v haci la tele dobra el priulin de jaimito , jaimito hayyyyyyy dice el marido uhh no hay luz va a ensender la luz abajo y jaimito se escuende atras del enchufe de la luz y pone su pirulin hay cuando viene el marido y va a prender la luz, jaimito dice no hay luz no hay luz
espero le guste adios
November 13th, 2010 at 11:37 am
JUAN!!!YA SABES QUE NO SE PUEDE BEBER DURANTE EL TRABAJO!!!
-NO SE PREOCUPE JEFE, NO ESTOY TRABAJANDO…
November 13th, 2010 at 11:43 am
PEPE,PEPE LLEVAMOS CUARENTA Y SIETE AÑOS CASADOS Y NUNCA ME HAS COMPRADO NADA.
-HA! ESQUE VENDES ALGO?¿
November 13th, 2010 at 11:46 am
EL DINERO NO DA LA FELICIDAD…PERO ALGUNOS PREFIEREN LLORAR EN UN FERRARI
November 14th, 2010 at 17:43 pm
Vaya mierda de chiste
November 14th, 2010 at 21:32 pm
hola me gusto el de mikey porque a mi primo le gusta jejeje
November 15th, 2010 at 17:24 pm
primero aprende a escribir bien, en tu idioma, claro.
November 16th, 2010 at 17:48 pm
estan re buenOs lOs chiistes eh siigan saqando mas =)
November 16th, 2010 at 22:51 pm
en que se parece un elefante en una cama en que el elefante es paquidermo y la cama paquiduermas
November 16th, 2010 at 22:53 pm
a que esta bien bueno
November 16th, 2010 at 22:57 pm
mama, mama puedo ver la tele,si hijo pero no la prendas je,je,je,je.
November 16th, 2010 at 22:58 pm
era un pato que se llamaba pegamento, se callo y se pego je,je,je,
November 17th, 2010 at 1:07 am
que fruta da un cedro, da un trocino
November 18th, 2010 at 5:47 am
jajajajajajajajajajajaja ese esta bueno
November 18th, 2010 at 20:49 pm
¿a que ban los animales al estadio?
a apollar al conego
November 18th, 2010 at 20:52 pm
ba un mercado por el cielo y pasa sobre otro mercado y le dice porque buelas y dice:porque soy super mecado
November 18th, 2010 at 23:03 pm
va una señora a tangamandapio y dice ando buscando a tanga ho ya la encontre estaba atras de mi y mandapio atorado en mi culo
November 19th, 2010 at 1:39 am
altos chistes
November 19th, 2010 at 6:37 am
q graciosos chistes@ jose veloz:
November 19th, 2010 at 6:41 am
hola
November 19th, 2010 at 6:44 am
hola jose veloz
November 19th, 2010 at 6:45 am
hola joaquin
November 19th, 2010 at 19:50 pm
Es mui buenoo es mui buenoo es mui buenoo es mui buenoo es mui buenoo es mui buenoo es mui buenoo es mui buenoo;)
November 21st, 2010 at 1:01 am
¿que se pone superman despues de bañarse?
super-fume
November 21st, 2010 at 1:04 am
¿De que se murió la madre de Kung Fu?… de kungfuntivitis.
¿Qué es un punto dentro de un ataúd?… un punto muerto.
¿Cuántas mujeres entran en un huevo?… dos, Clara y-Ema.
November 22nd, 2010 at 2:01 am
el pollito esta afuera de la rosisteria y le dicen ¿pllito que haces halli afuera?
esperando que mi mama salga de la rueda de la fortuna
November 25th, 2010 at 9:59 am
jaja bn malos los chistes. espero este si les guste. se enkuentran dos señoras, y una pregunta, ke tal tu hija?
y ella responde muy bien, fijate ke konsiguio trabajo en una oficina, a las dos semanas la ascendieron de puesto, el jefe le kompro un auto, y le esta pagando un departamento cerka de la oficina para ke no llegue tarde al trabajo.. y que tal tu hija? le pregunta a la otra… y sta responde.. pues igual de puta.. pero kn menos suerte!! jajaja
November 27th, 2010 at 2:14 am
que le dice un fideo a otro fideo…..
tu cuerpo pid salsa
November 27th, 2010 at 13:16 pm
Que cansada de entrar a paginas españolas y encontrarme comentarios de sudamericanos que no saben ni hablar ni escribir bien el castellano…. uffff que cansinos sois, ya nos podiamos haber quedado quietos cuando llegamos a aquellas costas, seguro que el mundo iria mejor.
November 29th, 2010 at 0:51 am
que es el beso
es cuando el sujeto sujeta a la sujeta con su jeta
que le dice un techo a otro techo: techo de menos
cual es el agua que nada vale
el aguacero
December 1st, 2010 at 1:26 am
ese estubo bueno jajajaj
December 2nd, 2010 at 1:03 am
un gallego a uno de fuera OYE TIO QUITA A TU MADRE DE TRABAJAR EN LA CALLE QUE PA PUTA YA LLEGA TU MUJER AAAAAAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJ
December 3rd, 2010 at 0:33 am
que le dijo un cable a otro cable
somos los intocables
oseaaaaaaaa no pueden poner chistes mas graciosos se pasannnnnnn chistes amargados
December 3rd, 2010 at 0:35 am
estan padres tus chistes esos si son chistes
December 3rd, 2010 at 14:45 pm
Era un sapo q estaba cumpliendo años y estaba solo derepente llegaron dos zopes y le dijieron q xq no estaba en su fiesta y se sorprendio y se lo llevaron a un montaña alta .Avia de todo cerveza mujeres comida todo para joder y el sapo se qeda dormido luego despierta en la orilla de el risco d la montaña y ve a los sopes volando bien a verga abajo d la montaña y se inclina y pummmmmm se cae y cuando ba cayendo se le asercan los zopes y le disen
-para donde va don zapo
-PUTA A ASERME MIERDA AYA BAJO BOY
December 4th, 2010 at 23:22 pm
Si serás tonto e ignorante al no tener sentido del humor. Lo primero es saber reirse de uno mismo y además hazte la fama y echate a dormir.jajaj
December 6th, 2010 at 16:30 pm
ivan dos borrachos en la calle uno iva adelante y el otro atras el de adelante ve un espejo y lo recoje y dice YO CONOSCO ESTE CULERO PERO NO ME ACUERDO EL NOMBRE PERO LO CONOSCO IGUAL ME VALE VERGA
lo tira el espejo y el q iva atras lo recoje y dice Y COMO NO VAS A CONOCER A ESE CULERO SI SOY YO
December 7th, 2010 at 0:33 am
despues de medio siglo de casados, el muere y al poco tiempo despues ella tambien va para el cielo, en el cielo se encuentra a su marido y corre hacia el y le dice;¡ querido! ¡ que bueno encontrarte! y el responde; ¡ no vengas con tonterias el trato fue ¡ hasta que la muerte nos separe!!
December 7th, 2010 at 0:40 am
doctor hace una semana que no como, que no duermo y no tomo agua? ¿que crees que tenga? pues hambre, sueño y sed jij ijiji
December 7th, 2010 at 0:47 am
ME FASINO TU CHISTE!!!!! OSITO
December 7th, 2010 at 15:09 pm
OLA SANDRA ESTE VA PARA TI.
llega un ombre a una cantina disiendo LA CAGE PUTA LA CAGE LA CAGE ESQ LA CAGE todos lo miran y el sige PUTA LA CAGE LA CAGE luego se le aserca un hombre y le dise TRANQILO HOMBRE TODOS LA CAGAMOS ALGUN DIA CUAL ES SU PROBLEMA y el ombre le dise ESQ ESTABA COJIENDO CON MI ESPOSA Y ME PIDIO Q LE TIRARA UN PEDO EN LA CARA PERO PUTA LA CAGE LA CAGE JAJAJAJAJ,,,,,,,….—–
December 8th, 2010 at 20:42 pm
che jaimito desde que te fuiste que el ventilador te busca
December 8th, 2010 at 20:49 pm
¿cual es el vino mas amargo?
vino mi suegra
December 9th, 2010 at 23:11 pm
pene
December 12th, 2010 at 18:41 pm
eran dos y se cayó el del medio
December 12th, 2010 at 22:46 pm
xq la chiquita se callo de la amaca??
xq no tenia brazos
December 13th, 2010 at 0:46 am
¿POR QUE LOS GALLEGOS SE CUELGAN CUANDO SE LAVAN LOS DIENTES?
PORQUE EL LA PASTA DENTAL DICE COLGATE
December 14th, 2010 at 5:13 am
Cual es el animal que come piedras y vuela?
R: el come piedras volador
¿Que pasa si tiras una piedra al aire?
R: se la come el come piedras volador JAJA !
December 15th, 2010 at 22:32 pm
haber si adivinan??
tiene patas y no camina
tiene plumas y no vuela
que es??
un caballo rengo con una pluma en el culo ajjajajajajjaaja
December 15th, 2010 at 22:34 pm
me rio de janeiro… y janeiro se fue ofendido jajaja
December 17th, 2010 at 17:39 pm
-Ayer pase por tu casa me tiraste con un celular
-Casi me nokia
December 17th, 2010 at 17:45 pm
un puto fue a la carniceria y le dice ¿me das un chorizo?
-Si,¿te lo corto en rodajas?
-Que te piensas qe mi culo es una alcansia.
December 17th, 2010 at 17:46 pm
@ pedro:
December 18th, 2010 at 17:53 pm
van dos granos de arena por el desierto y uno le dice al otro:
-Se suda, se suda.
-Y tu cabezuda
December 19th, 2010 at 20:02 pm
[...] [...]
December 20th, 2010 at 18:28 pm
MIRA ESTOS CHISTES ESTAN MUY MALO
December 22nd, 2010 at 15:02 pm
-MAMÁ,MAMÁ,EN EL COLEGIO ME LAMAN ISTÉRICO.
-NO HIJO TE LLAMARÁN NERVIOSO
-¡¡¡HE DICHO ISTERICO!!!
December 22nd, 2010 at 17:38 pm
k bueno =))
December 23rd, 2010 at 1:12 am
Que dijo una cereza cuando se miro en el espejo?…Sere esa yo!!! (6_6)
December 23rd, 2010 at 1:17 am
Como sacas a un elefante de un charco??? Mojao!!! (*_*)
December 23rd, 2010 at 1:20 am
Cual es el colmo de un ciego??? Que viva en la urbanizacion Buena Vista en la calle B.
December 23rd, 2010 at 1:24 am
Que es un niño blanco con alas?…un angel y un niño negro con alas?…un murcielago {-_-}
December 23rd, 2010 at 1:27 am
Que hace un dominicano en el suelo de un supermercado??? buscando los precios bajos.
December 23rd, 2010 at 1:30 am
Cual es el pez que abre??? el pestillo!!1
December 23rd, 2010 at 18:12 pm
uy tan maluco
December 23rd, 2010 at 19:55 pm
¿Qué se hecha superman cuando se ducha? SUPERFUME
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¿Qué le dice una oreja a otra?
Estamos seperadas por la cara
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Esto es un italiano, un francés y un español…Viajan hacia Brasil, cundo llegan se encuentra el italiano una mujer y dice la mujer: ”Coco de Brasil”…Y sale hullendo…Lo ha lo mismo al francés: ”Coco de Brasil”…Sale hullendo el Francés…Y hace lo mismo al español: ”Coco de Brasil” y dice el español: ”Platano de canarias”
December 23rd, 2010 at 23:01 pm
Que hace un pez en el agua??? Nada!!! (^.^)
December 24th, 2010 at 1:21 am
cuando un niño deja de ser niño? cuando se ase jotito
December 25th, 2010 at 1:36 am
que chistes tan mas aburrido
December 25th, 2010 at 1:41 am
quele dises un 7 aun 8 te aprieta el cinturon
December 25th, 2010 at 1:46 am
hola
bye
@ IRENE:
December 25th, 2010 at 8:05 am
En que se parecen los hombres a los perros?…Orinan en cualquier parte, se van siempre detras de una perra y cuando los hechas siempre vuelven hacia ti. (~_~)
December 25th, 2010 at 18:39 pm
-Esas manzanas ¿son americanas o francesas?
-¿Usted las quiere para comercelas o para hablar con ellas? (^_^)
December 25th, 2010 at 18:42 pm
-Creo que me cayo mal el pollo.
-Pues no le vuelvas hablar.
December 25th, 2010 at 22:50 pm
AMOR: Enfermedad temporal que se cura con el matrimonio. Palabra de cuatro letras, dos consonantes, dos vocales y dos idiotas.
ARQUITECTO: Dicese de un tipo que no fue lo suficientemente macho para ser ingeniero; ni lo suficientemente maricon para ser decorador.
BAILAR: Es la frustracion vertical de un deseo horizontal.
CEREBRO: Organo que sirve para que pensemos que pensamos.
BOY SCOUT: Un niño vestido de estúpido comandado por un verdadero estúpido vestido de niño.
DOLOR DE CABEZA: Anticonceptivo mas usado por la mujer de estos tiempos.
EXAMEN ORAL: Prueba para conseguir una beca en la Casa Blanca.
BUSTO: Estatua de un hombre sin manos, o parte de las mujeres donde estan las manos del hombre.
CANDIDATO: Persona que obtiene dinero de los ricos y votos de los pobres para protegerlos a unos de los otros.
LENGUA: Organo sexual que algunos degenerados usan para hablar.
UROLOGO: Especialista que te mira el pene con desprecio, te lo agarra con asco y te cobra como si te lo hubiera chupado.
CONFIANZA: Via libre que se le da a una persona para que cometa una serie de abusos.
CURA: Persona a la que todo el mundo lo llama Padre, con excepcion de sus hijos, que lo llaman tio.
DIPLOMACIA: Arte de decir “lindo perrito”, hasta encontrar una piedra para tirarsela.
FACIL: Dicese de la mujer que tiene la moral sexual de un hombre.
GINECOLOGO: Especialista que trabaja en el lugar donde otros se divierten.
HEROE: Individuo que, a diferencia del resto, no pudo salir corriendo.
HOMBRE: Ser masculino que durante sus primeros nueve meses de vida quiere salir de un lugar al que intenta entrar el resto de su vida.
INDIFERENCIA: Actitud que adopta una mujer hacia un hombre que no le interesa, que es interpretada por el hombre como “se esta haciendo la dificil”.
INTELECTUAL: Individuo capaz de pensar por mas de dos horas en algo que no sea sexo.
MODESTIA: Reconocer que uno es perfecto, pero sin decirselo a nadie.
NINFOMANA: Término con el cual un hombre define a una mujer que desea tener sexo mas a menudo que el.
OMBLIGO: Especie de timbre que exhiben las mujeres, generalmente en verano y primavera, pero que si lo tocas te atiende el novio.
SUPERMODELOS: Evidencia de que todos los demás estamos mal hechos.
TRABAJO EN EQUIPO: Posibilidad de echarle la culpa a otros.
December 26th, 2010 at 3:33 am
- Mama, mama mi papa es mago
- No hijito es electricista
- Mama, mama mi papá es mago
- No hijito es electricista
- ¡Mama, mama mi papa es mago!
- Esta bien hijo ¿por que lo dice?
- Porque junto dos cables, ¡hecho chispitas y desapareció….!
December 26th, 2010 at 3:54 am
Tu madre es tan pero tan pobre, que un dia iba pateando una lata y le pregunte : ” ¿Que haces ?” y me respondio: “Me estoy mudando”.
December 26th, 2010 at 4:05 am
“Lo verdaderamente importante es aquello que cada persona lleva en su interior”
Jack el Destripador
December 26th, 2010 at 4:26 am
Entra un hombre a un bar y le pregunta el camarero:
-Buenas, que desea?
-Ser arquitecto.
-No¡, si digo que que va a ser?
-Pues eso arquitecto.
-No lo que le quiero decir es que va a tomar?
-Ahhh¡¡¡, y que hay?
-Pues nada aqui limpiando la barra.
December 26th, 2010 at 7:37 am
Que le dijo un trimbre a un dedo?… Si me tocas grito!!! (Q_Q)
December 30th, 2010 at 3:12 am
me encantan los chistes y aqui tengo uno
que le dijo la esquina a la otra ???
una cale nos separa¡¡
December 30th, 2010 at 3:14 am
esta feooooooooooooooooo
January 2nd, 2011 at 19:11 pm
qe le dise un bosqe a otro bosqe ??????¿’
i vs qe ¡¡¡
jajaja xD
January 3rd, 2011 at 0:42 am
jajajajajajajajajajajajaajjajaj
January 3rd, 2011 at 4:48 am
sopenco es un chiste
January 5th, 2011 at 4:41 am
que le dijo una nalga aotra nalga?
TENGO HAMBREdice uan de las dos la otra contesta TRANQUILO YA VIENE EL TREN DE CHOCOLATE jajaja
January 6th, 2011 at 17:28 pm
sonoribles
January 6th, 2011 at 22:07 pm
eso te paso a ti verdad!!!!!!
January 7th, 2011 at 5:14 am
espetacular nene pelotudo
January 16th, 2011 at 5:14 am
este es un chiste perrisiimo0o…………………………………………………..avia una ves un gato0 ke se llamaba pegament se kallo0 y se pego0……XD………………………AY LES VA OTRO0————————————————————–avia una ves un perro0 ke era de goma se raspo y se borro0o…….XD—————jajjjajaja
January 16th, 2011 at 20:39 pm
esto es uno que se encuentra a un calvo y le dice se te ven las ideas y dice el calvo a que pone me cago en tu puta madre
January 16th, 2011 at 20:46 pm
estos son dos borrachos en una litera y el de arriba antes de dormir se pone a rezar con dios me acuesto con dios me levanto con la virgen maria y con el espiritu santo y a to esto se cae la cama y le dice el de abajo eso pasa x dormir con tanta gente XD
January 21st, 2011 at 6:41 am
Ay Ba Uno D e Guerra de chistes..enk se parese el AMERICA alos teletubis R= en k salen al campo y se asen pendejos
jaja
January 21st, 2011 at 20:10 pm
y no ke chistes tan feos no me dan risa
January 22nd, 2011 at 17:26 pm
que ase una baca arriba de un arbaol? asiendo leche nido
January 22nd, 2011 at 17:28 pm
cual es el mamifero que siempre yega al ultimo? el-del-fin
January 22nd, 2011 at 23:21 pm
vete a la mierda sudaca no se porke nos llamas gallegos, seguro ke nos tienes mania…No es culpa nuestra ke si no fuera por nosotros los españoles, estariais con taparrabos viviendo en la selva como salvajes
January 22nd, 2011 at 23:27 pm
e tu puto sudaca de mierda deja de decir tonterias nosotros ke no eramos nada sin nuestras armas? al menos eramos mas limpios ke vosotros los sudacas ke viviais con taparrabos y hos limpiabais con mierda de vaca y corriais por ai pisando mierda, limpiate las pulgas sucio indio emvidioso de mierda
January 25th, 2011 at 14:16 pm
vaya merda de cistes mira uno esto k van 2 amigos en un bar y le dice viste la guep de lo s chistes tan malos y dijo es verdad es estaç
January 28th, 2011 at 19:05 pm
ja ja ja q risa
January 28th, 2011 at 19:46 pm
qe ases 2 bagabundos golpeandose con cajas de carton??? estan dandose almohadasos
January 29th, 2011 at 0:42 am
habia un rasimo de platano en una palmera, una jirafa, un mono, un leon y una caballo quien los baja primero ninguno por que en una palmera no hay platanos
January 29th, 2011 at 0:43 am
cual es el pan que vuela peter pan
January 29th, 2011 at 0:45 am
se habre el telon aparece una sopa se cierra se abre y aparece la sopa en una mesa se cierra se abre y aparese la sopa en el suelo como se llama la obra sopa-piada
January 29th, 2011 at 14:21 pm
llega jaimito a casa y le dice a su madre mama,mama hoy en el cole emos dado k la tierra jira y dice la madre muy bien jaimito ahora vete a comprar al super y dice jaimito vale y dice la madre en 10 min te kiero aki ehh i dice jaimito k sii pesa pasa 30 min y todavia no ha buelto vaja a ver si esta por ahi vaja las escaleras y se le encuentra sentado en las esaleras y dice la madre por k no has ido al super y responde no es k como emos dado k la tierra jira estoy esperando a ver si pasa x aki el super.
January 29th, 2011 at 22:14 pm
q le dijo un chato a otro chato
le dijo hola
January 29th, 2011 at 22:21 pm
un señor esperaba el camion y le dijo a una sñora:
señora usted desde cuando espera
la señora dijo:
oigame yo no soy pera
February 1st, 2011 at 22:04 pm
-Un español se encuentra a un chino y dice:
¡Hola!
-Y el chino dice:
Las 12:30.
February 2nd, 2011 at 14:28 pm
Gallego, español del orto, no digas pelotudeces, eso que mencionas de la colonización es lo peor que nos pudo haber pasado, se robaron todo ustedes, verguenza me daria en tu lugar pensar asi y seguro que sos tan hipocrita que criticas a Adolf
February 3rd, 2011 at 17:25 pm
ES ZORRA Y COBRA WEY
February 3rd, 2011 at 20:01 pm
Si yo fuera superman te llevaria volado pero como no lo soy te aguantas i vas andando
February 3rd, 2011 at 20:05 pm
Si yo fuera camionero te llevaria en mi camion pero como no lo soy te llevo en mi corazon.
February 5th, 2011 at 2:23 am
este era un homosexual que llega y pide una barra de salami y el vendedor le pregunta se lo corto en ruedas y el le respode que crees k mi culo es una arcancia :p
February 5th, 2011 at 2:25 am
papa, papa..podemos ver la tv ,si pero no la prendan..!
February 5th, 2011 at 11:20 am
ke animal come con la cola?
todos ninguno se la saca para comer……xd
February 5th, 2011 at 20:37 pm
jamas olvidare las ultimas palabras de mi madre cuales fueron le dijo su tia ¡uto no me muevas la escaleraaaaaaaaa!
February 5th, 2011 at 20:41 pm
que se pone super-man cuando sale de la ducha:
respuesta:super-fume
February 6th, 2011 at 17:58 pm
era un hombre tan viejo pero tan viejo ke en ves de tener ezpermatozoiedes tenia espermatosaurus
February 6th, 2011 at 18:22 pm
xk lo mataron a kung fu???
xk lo kungfundieron
February 6th, 2011 at 19:57 pm
mira ciclopito listo,siempre tiene que aparecer un fachirulo como tu orgulloso de las atrocidades de este pais,y si alli toman a los españoles o gallegos(como alli les llaman) como tontos, probablemente sea por gilipollas que hacen comentarios como los que tu haces, asi que vete con colon a tocar los huevos. firmado: una gallega
February 8th, 2011 at 22:52 pm
mama me voy a cojer con el vecino de enfrente bueno hijita bueno hijita pero ojo al cruzar la calle
February 8th, 2011 at 23:40 pm
-Que le dijo una impresora a otra?
-Es una impresión mía, o es que esa hoja es tuya?
By: Alberto Resaltas
February 9th, 2011 at 18:45 pm
es que me muero de la risa ero podriaisp añadir este . que toro arregla las bacas el toro mecanico hahahahahahah
February 10th, 2011 at 17:58 pm
e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e
February 11th, 2011 at 5:39 am
ke es verde por dentro y negro por fuera
El aguacate fantasma
February 11th, 2011 at 11:28 am
esto va un tio a un juicio y le dice el juez
- ¿Estas seguro que le agredio con un arma blanca?
Y le responde el agredido:
- Hombre como que me dio con una botella de leche.
February 11th, 2011 at 18:31 pm
Máma, máma, en el cole me llaman peludo D;
AAAAHHHHH!! Manolooo que el perro hablaa!!
February 11th, 2011 at 18:33 pm
Dice una mujer: DIOS, porfavor haz que un coche salga y donare 500€ a los pobres.
Un coche se va… Y dice la mujer: Esspera DIOS que ya e encontrao 1.
February 11th, 2011 at 18:37 pm
A unas modelos le hacen un test de inteligencia el hombre pregunta a la modelo:
HOMBRE: 1+2= ??
MODELO: 1..
OTRAS MODELOS: Otra oportunidad!
HOMBRE: Bueno.. vale; 1+2 = ??
MODELO: 3!
OTRAS MODELOS: Otra oportunidad!
February 12th, 2011 at 22:58 pm
llega jaimito de su casa y le dice sssu madre:
-ponte hacer los deberes
-si mami.
se va a la habitacion y derrepenta jaimito oye un ruido
mama k ha sido eso nah k e tirao el microondas por la ventana por k ya esta viejo se va otra vez a la habitacion y oye otro ruido
-mama mama k hasido eso na k etirado la labadora x la terraxa k ya estaba vieja se va a la habitacion la madre y derrepente la madre oye un ruido y dice la madre pero k ha sido ese ruido? y dice jaimito nah k he tirado al abuelo x la terraza x k ya estaba viejo. XP ESPERO K OS GUSTE
February 13th, 2011 at 20:01 pm
esta jaimito en clase con los demas alumnos u ice la profesora
-voy a dar las notas del examen
-luisito un diez
-pedrito un ocho
-fernandito un seis
-jaimito un cero
-pero por que un cero ami?
-por k te has copiado de perito
-y usted como lo sabe
-por k en las cinco preguntas k avia cuatro respondido igual k el y en la otra el puso: no entiendo esta pregunta y tu respondiste yo tampoco.
February 15th, 2011 at 15:40 pm
con dos cohones, si Sr.
February 16th, 2011 at 22:26 pm
puta algunos chistes se pasan de pendejos
February 17th, 2011 at 15:42 pm
van 2 por la calle y le dice uno a otro : axo mi madre se murió de catarata y este le responde : de enfermedad y el otro le dice : no le empujaron
February 17th, 2011 at 18:11 pm
MI ESTIMADO GALLEGO TIENES RAZON, NOS MOFAMOS DE USTEDES CONTANDO ESTAS COSAS, PERO HAY QUE HACER LA ACLARACION QUE NO SON EXISTEN CHISTES DE USTEDES, ¿SABES POR QUE? PORQUE TODOS SON ANECDOTAS!!!!!
JAJAJAJA
February 19th, 2011 at 16:26 pm
SON MALISIMOS TODOS LOS CHISTES
February 20th, 2011 at 23:15 pm
Soy gallego y español y no me molestan los chistes de “gallegos” en Latinoamérica. Me molesta como tratais aquí a la lengua de Cervantes,cojones. Por cierto, cuando un latinoaméricano me dice que mis abuelos masacraron a los indios (civilizaciones avanzadas pero crueles también muchas ellas) yo le digo que no puede ser, porque si mi abuelo hubiera ido a América yo ahora sería Argentino, Peruano o Chileno y no de la Madre Patria.
Y ahora un chiste de argentinos:
¿Cúal es el negocio del siglo?
Comprar un argentino por lo que vale y venderlo por lo que él dice que vale!!
February 21st, 2011 at 5:55 am
malisimos juana!
February 21st, 2011 at 6:29 am
LA MAMA DE JAIMITO LE DICE A JAIMITO HIJO VEN A COMPRARTE CON ESTOS 10$ CHUPETINES.PERO JAIMITO ERA ME DIO BOBO.
FUE POR TODO EL CAMINO CANTANTO ”CHUPA,CHUPA”
Y LLEGO AL ALMACEN Y NO ABIAN MAS CHUPETINES.
LLEGA A LA CASA Y LE DICE A SU MAMA,NO HABIA MA CHUPA.
ENTONCES LA MADRE LE DA 5$ MAS Y LE DICE BUENO ANDA Y COMPRATE CARAMELOS.
Y ALLA BA DE NUEVO POR TODO EL CAMINO CANTANDO ”MELOS MELOS”
Y LLEGA AL ALMACEN Y NO HABIAN.
Y LLEGA A LA CASA Y LE DICE A SU MAMA NO ABIA MA MELOS.
BUENO HIJO TOMA $15 Y TRAEME 1/2 DOCENA DE HUEVOS.
Y VA POR EL CAMINO HUEVOSHUEVOS.
Y CUANDO LLEGA AL ALMACEN NO HABIAN.
LLEGA A LA CASA Y LE DICE MAMITA NO HABIAN MASS HUEVOS.
ENTONCES LE DICE LA MADRE:BUENO ANDA AL SUPERMERCADO Y TRAE TODO LO QUE TE ENCARGE.
ENTONCES JAIMITO VA POR EL CAMINO CANTANDO:CHUPA-MELOS-HUEVOS
February 22nd, 2011 at 1:50 am
este ere un osito resien nasido y la mama dijo este no es mi hijo el gusano dijo por que señora osa porque este tine una pata demas
February 22nd, 2011 at 1:53 am
hola estos chistes son demasiado fomes el titulo de los chistes deveria yamarse los chistes mas fomes del planeta bay bay adios
February 23rd, 2011 at 22:34 pm
PS ESTA CHIDOS PERO NO MUY BUENOS ESTAN S TETOS PARA LOS NERT ESTAN BUENOS
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJE
ADIOS BYE
VESIOS
February 23rd, 2011 at 22:40 pm
HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
HAORA SI M ISIERO REIR ESTAN TAN TAN BOBO
February 23rd, 2011 at 22:49 pm
le dice su mama de pepito a pepito traeme un gabon zote y le dice mama no ecncutro el cabonzote no hijo es la marca zote
February 23rd, 2011 at 23:46 pm
tu!!!come pollas!!!tanto q t kejas de españa,xq no le dices a tus primos sudacas q se keden en su casa con los caballos y las cabras!!!!q si tan mierda s nuestro pais y nuestra gente,no se q coño aceis perdiendo l culo pa venir aki a jodernos la marrana!!!!!!!!!!!@ Ayelen (argentina carajo):
February 25th, 2011 at 1:02 am
PRIMER ACTO UN CONSERJE LMPIANDO UNA O SEGUNDOO ACTO EL MISMO CONSERJE LIMPIANDO OTRA O TERCER ACTO EL MISMO CONSERJE LIMPIANDO OTRA O
COMO SE LLAMO LA OBRA
LAS “O” LIMPIADAS
February 26th, 2011 at 1:21 am
estaba 1 quesito0 durmiendo0 y pasa su mama y lo0 ve que esta sudando y luego le pregunta que tienes hijo0 y su hijo0 le contesta esk tube unas horribles “quesadillas”XD
February 26th, 2011 at 5:05 am
¿En qué se parecen un ginecólogo y un camarero?
- En que los dos trabajan donde los demás se divierten.
February 26th, 2011 at 5:14 am
Entra seco y oliendo a goma…
Sale mojado y oliendo a pescado…
El Buzo
February 26th, 2011 at 18:24 pm
COLMO DEL MONO
Ir en un monopatin a un monasterio de monaco.
March 1st, 2011 at 20:14 pm
le ponen un examen a jaimito i la profe de infssssssdclefv hjgc rfhbhrf frvjhrtgb 5tngt hbng r ggrn r rr gtnsthg et
March 2nd, 2011 at 13:36 pm
abia un chino que iba a el colegio y le dice la profesora vajate ahora mismo los patalones y dice el chicno:Chinito no quelel chinito no quelel y dice la profesora o te los bajas o te suspendo se los baja y dice la profedora:Ahora bajate los calzoncillos y dice el chino:Chinito no quelel chinito no quelel y dice la profesora como no te los bajes te pongo un parte y chinito se los bajo y dice la profesora vale,ahora follame y dice chinito no queelel chinito no quelel y dice la profesora como no me folles te expulso del colegio para siempre y le follo y le dice la profesola vale ahora para y dice chinito:Chinito no quelel chino tal agulsto! Jajaja soy un crak contando chistes e.e.e?
March 3rd, 2011 at 19:05 pm
gallego puto son todos unos gays siempre les rompemos el culo en argentina el otro dia me cogi dos gallegos y gritaban que querian mas polla jajajajaj son todos putos ano roto
March 7th, 2011 at 5:17 am
DONDE VA UNA HORMIGA DESPUES DE PASAR POR EL JARDIN?
- A PRIMER GRADO
March 8th, 2011 at 2:15 am
porfavor no escrivan malas palabras , tengo 11 años y es mi tarea
March 9th, 2011 at 17:47 pm
estaban 2 borrachos durmiendo en una litera y dice el de arriba yo duermo con dios la birgen y maria y ala madrugada se cae y dice el de abajo yabes por dormir con muchos
March 10th, 2011 at 18:31 pm
@ ciclope: ¿cómo saber qué hubiese pasado si no nos colonizaban?? ¡no puedes ser tan cuadrado!
March 11th, 2011 at 4:05 am
le dicela madre de jaimito a el,
-jaimito porq pegas a tu hermana con una silla?
dice jaimito,
-porq elsofa era demasiado pesado
March 11th, 2011 at 20:46 pm
un chiste mu corto mu corto mu corto mu corto orinal no te ace gracia pues es para mearse jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajjajaajajajjajajajajajajajajjajajajajjajajajajjajajajajajajaja
March 11th, 2011 at 20:49 pm
esta el frigorifico y el bater y le dice el bater a frigtifoco:
-me ganaras en jamones y dice el otro pero en chirozos noo.
jajajjajjajajaajajajjaja
March 13th, 2011 at 0:01 am
tiene alas y no vuela, tiene patas y no camina, tiene pico y no pica, tiene ojos y no mira.
pajarito muerto.
March 14th, 2011 at 5:42 am
como mantienes a un tonto ocupado?
(lee abajo)
como mantienes a un tonto ocupado?
(lee arriba)
March 17th, 2011 at 3:59 am
QE MAL CHISTE
March 18th, 2011 at 23:02 pm
adivinanzaa (: la mama de pepito tiene 5 Hijos
1) pata
2)peta
3)pita
4)pota
i cual sigue despues?
R//= pepitooo! xd
March 18th, 2011 at 23:05 pm
cual es el colmo de un colmo?
que el mudo le diga al sordo que el siego lo esta mirando! xd
March 19th, 2011 at 16:26 pm
esto eran una clase de niños ke estban en la iglesia para hacer la comunion y dice el cura a jaimito jaimito mi hijo tu vas hacer la comunion par ser cristiao y dice jaimio no señor yo kier ser messi
March 19th, 2011 at 16:29 pm
esto ra un negro ke froto la lampara mgia y le salio el genio y e geio leijo e le consederia tres deseas y el negro pidio ser blanco ke no le falta agua y ke se le sentaran todasla mujeres y el genio dijo a pues mirt convierto en bater
March 20th, 2011 at 2:40 am
@ ciclope:
hay si amigo los gallegos son mensos y ya ok
llega un policuia con un gallego y le dice
-señor deme su nombre y su apeido
-esta ustd. loco y luego yo como me llamo
xq los gallegos no escriben el num.11 xq no savbemn cual 1 va primero!”!!!! aaaaa tomala jaja
March 20th, 2011 at 7:26 am
aaa aver aca va uno
habia un negrito en el desierto entonces se encuentra una lampara magica la frota u pazz aparece un genio y le dice te consedo 3 deseos y el negrito le contestas ok el primero es que quiero tener agua muchas agua el segundo quiero ser blanco y el tercero ver mucho culo de mujer y pazz lo convirtio en taza de baño xD
March 20th, 2011 at 7:29 am
q osos ya habian escrito el chiste ajajaja
March 20th, 2011 at 18:03 pm
de ke murio el hombre k invento la cama de piedra?
de un almhoadazo jajajaja
March 21st, 2011 at 18:02 pm
danna paola Escribir:
March 23rd, 2011 at 0:24 am
un dia se insendio el soologico de cali y le echaron la culpa a la llama
March 26th, 2011 at 20:09 pm
ESTA UN PAPA Y SU HIJO Y EL PAPA LE DICE AL HIJO COMO SE DICE POPO O CACA
Y EL PAPA LE RESPONDE PUES POPO
Y EL HIJO VA A LA TIENDA Y LE DICE AL SEÑOR
ME DA UNOS POPOHUATES
March 27th, 2011 at 5:19 am
todos estan muy buenos. a porcierto alguien save xq los hijos de superman no se pelean entre ellos mismos,…..
xq son supermancitos…………………………………………………………………
March 27th, 2011 at 8:09 am
que le dice un tio a otro:::yo soy tu padre jajajaja
March 27th, 2011 at 8:10 am
dios llama a moises y le dice mueve esa piedra y dios dice esa noooooO
March 29th, 2011 at 16:06 pm
todos son unos mierdas son saben escribir ningunos y ademas los mios son los unicos risas los demas dan pena y aunque algunos se crean lo contrario soy yo la ke dice ke son una miers ake te cambas
April 6th, 2011 at 21:22 pm
vean este esto es un pollito k va caminando con una sopita doña gallina y le pregunta el otro oye k llevas ay y dice el pollito la cenizas de mi madre!!!!!
April 9th, 2011 at 4:22 am
¿que le dijo una manzana a una pera en una parada de autobuses?
”desde cuando es pera”
April 9th, 2011 at 21:10 pm
¿como se dice viudaen chino?
chinchumacho
April 11th, 2011 at 18:32 pm
yega un niño y le dise a su papa
-papa es malo desir pene
-no mira
en 20 minutos le explica loque es y todo eso
luego el papa le dise al hijo
-pero por que me prejuntas eso hijo
-esque en el patio vi a mi avue
diciendo
que mi alma no pene que no pene
jjajajajajjejejejejejejejjijijijijijjojojojojojjujujujujujjuju
[::–>>
April 13th, 2011 at 17:36 pm
UHMM BUENO HABER SI SE PUBLICAN NUEVOS….. ALGUNOS PASAN PIOLA
April 14th, 2011 at 2:39 am
los chistes de todos son re bobos el de kitt,darkarbladis,manu,angle,jorge y micaela….feossssssssssss
April 14th, 2011 at 2:45 am
holy
April 15th, 2011 at 3:18 am
habia una vez dos ladrones que ivan a robar a un gallinero uno se yamaba chupito y el otro chupame … chupito robo las gallinas y chupame los huevos…. mejores chistes de argentina jaja
April 15th, 2011 at 21:20 pm
Habian dos rollos de papel que se gustaban mucho, pero no pdian tener una relacion…….
Porque eran familia
April 16th, 2011 at 7:00 am
sos puta ridicula
April 16th, 2011 at 17:23 pm
había una mujer tan fea tan fea
que de profesión eligió ser puta
y se murió virgen
April 16th, 2011 at 17:27 pm
había una mujer tan fea tan fea
que entro a un concurso de feas
y le dijeron que no aceptaban
profesionales
April 17th, 2011 at 19:34 pm
- papa, papa ¿por que te os casasteis con mi mama?
-por tu culpa cabron
April 18th, 2011 at 5:32 am
jajaja escuchen este.
¿por que la esposa de hulk queria el divorcio? por que queria un hombre mas maduro jajaja
April 19th, 2011 at 3:11 am
AAAAAA
April 19th, 2011 at 3:15 am
hay 2 tomates en la heladera…
tomate 1:viste q frio q hace aca?
tomate 2:ooo!!!q miedo un tomate que habla!!
April 20th, 2011 at 18:05 pm
como se dise niño encuerado en cnino?
chichu -calson
April 20th, 2011 at 20:50 pm
que le dice un pepino a otro que empinada la tengoo
April 21st, 2011 at 23:04 pm
en un manicomio unos doctores pensaron en ponerles algo a los para ver si se compusieron los loquitos entonces los doctores empezaron a pintar enfrente los loquitos una puerta en la pared y ya después de que se seco la puerta los doctores les dijeron a todos los loquitos que fueran a abrir la puerta !!!
todos fueron excepto uno y los doctores sorprendidos fueron y le preguntaron que por que no fue a abrir la puerta y el les respondió no pues para que correr a abrirla si nadie la va poder abrir si yo tengo las llaves !!!!! =D
April 22nd, 2011 at 4:29 am
churru y sol como te amo aunque me ayas dicho que no besitos t.k.m atentamente churrito.
April 22nd, 2011 at 4:37 am
hola sol como te quiero aunque me ayas dicho que no te seguire queriendo amiga vay atte. churrito
April 22nd, 2011 at 9:40 am
¿que le dice la tortilla al tenedor ? no me pinches que tengo mas huevos que tu
April 22nd, 2011 at 20:18 pm
que le dice una nalga a otra?¿
ahste para ya par que ay biene el tren de chocolate
April 23rd, 2011 at 2:50 am
cuantas veces choco pancho pantera
R=chocomil
April 23rd, 2011 at 22:28 pm
estas bien pend-ejoo jajajaja
April 24th, 2011 at 7:20 am
pendejo te dejo y en la cama te emparejo
April 24th, 2011 at 7:51 am
mamá mamá en la escuela me dice mentiroso
pero si tu no vas a la escuela
April 25th, 2011 at 0:05 am
Jajajajajaja EsUn Desknsoo Estoo
April 25th, 2011 at 9:50 am
Por que los gringos no pueden jugar al ajedres …. ??
por que le faltan las torres!!
xD xD xD xD xD xD humor negro jajajaj
April 25th, 2011 at 12:27 pm
el chiste no tiene ni puñetera gracia porque esta mal contado, que mujer es dos veces animal y dice tu madre porque es una zorra y encima cobra
April 27th, 2011 at 13:19 pm
UNO PREGUNTA A OTRO LI DICE YO SOY YO Y TU ERES TU QUIEN ES EL TONTO?
RESPONDE YO.
April 28th, 2011 at 21:24 pm
culo roto
JAJAJAJAAAA
April 29th, 2011 at 5:28 am
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April 29th, 2011 at 19:31 pm
Amigo español si son taaaaaan listos explicame por q unos indios con taparrabo los apalearon y regresaron con tooodo y sus virrelles al viejo mundo?? no entiendo o acaso no eran tan brutos los indios… de otra forma creo q españa seria un pais mas grande no?
April 30th, 2011 at 2:09 am
En un barco viaja un español y un inglés. El inglés se cae al agua y grita:
¡Help! ¡Help! ¡Help!
Entonces dice el español:
Gel no tengo, pero si quieres shampoo.
May 1st, 2011 at 3:00 am
¿Porque se murieron 100 gallegos en el mar?
-Porque el barcoparo y todos se bajaron a empujar
May 1st, 2011 at 13:42 pm
perdon, senor con todo respeto ustedes son unos sinverguenzar ladrones que fueron a destruir y a robar a la america, tu crees que tu modernidad es tanto, jajajja heramos felices hasta que llegaron ajjaja. matar para robar y sobre todo dicen que la evangelizacion, solo querian colonizar y robar todos. ladronessssssssssss…
May 1st, 2011 at 16:03 pm
muy malo. inmoral. como va a contar un chist de eso es totalmente malo
May 3rd, 2011 at 16:13 pm
HABIA UNA CHICA BAÑANDOSE EN EL BAÑO Y SU PERRO SE LLAMA: DALE MAS ENTRA UN LADRON Y EL LADRON LA VIOLA Y LA CHICA LLAMA A SU PERRO PARA Q LA PROTEJA Y COMO SU PUERTA ESTABA CERRADA EL PERRO NO PUDO ENTRAR EL LADRON ENTENDIO OTRA COSA Y LA CHICA SIGUE LLAMANDO A SU PERRO
ALE MAS,DALE MAS,DALE MAS,DALE MAS,DALE MASY EL LADRON DICE YA NO PUEDO Y LA CHICA DALE MAS LLAMA A SU PERRO Y EL LADRON AL ULTIMO DICE ME RINDO CON DOLOR DE PINGA
May 4th, 2011 at 5:25 am
Que le dijo un tomate cocido a uno crudo?- Tomates ayer??? :3
May 7th, 2011 at 18:05 pm
UN RANGA DICE QUE COÑO NOS PONEMOS EL MAS SEXI
May 7th, 2011 at 18:09 pm
UN TANGA LE DICE A OTRO QUE COÑO NOS PONEMOS EL MAS SEXI
May 8th, 2011 at 21:57 pm
Una vez venia caperucita escupiendo acerrin y la abuela le pregunta:
-¿caperucita por que venis escupiendo acerrin?
Y caperucita contesta
-porque le hize un pete a pinocho
May 11th, 2011 at 0:54 am
hoye esta chido tu chiste soy santis
May 11th, 2011 at 1:28 am
algunos buenos otro malos
May 11th, 2011 at 20:23 pm
super jajaja
May 11th, 2011 at 22:31 pm
muy buenos me los savia casi todos pero me rei =mente XDDD!!!
May 12th, 2011 at 17:21 pm
chupenme la pija
May 14th, 2011 at 21:15 pm
una persona le dice a otra en un casamiento:
-viste que fea que es la novia?
la otra persona responde:
-wena para que es mi hija!
el chico avergonzado responde:
-hay perdon no sabia que era el padre…
- no soy el padre soy la madre!
May 14th, 2011 at 21:17 pm
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJJA !!!!!!
que buen chiste!! JAJAJAJAJ!!!
May 15th, 2011 at 2:13 am
cual es la palabra mas larga del mundo…??
ARROZ
jajaja
May 15th, 2011 at 2:19 am
mama mama en la escuela me dicen piojoso, espera jamimito que tenes un piojito…
JAJAJA
May 19th, 2011 at 23:11 pm
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
May 20th, 2011 at 5:19 am
CUAL ES EL COLMO DE UN POLICIA MEXICANO? QUE SU ESPOSA LE DE UNA MORDIDITA .,.. JEJEJEJE
May 20th, 2011 at 14:35 pm
que le dijo una roca a otra ??
vamos a rockear… xd
May 20th, 2011 at 14:37 pm
llega el papa de pepito y le dice….pepito alfin encontre ala cigueña y te trajo a tu hermanito…
puta madre habiendo tantas mujeres te cogieste a una cigueña ???…
May 20th, 2011 at 23:47 pm
pinche mamon
May 23rd, 2011 at 22:27 pm
-Mamá.. en el colegio me llaman maricón..
- Y a mi.. qué?, dice la madre.
y dice el niño: -A ti puta!
May 24th, 2011 at 5:27 am
EL hijo de riki martin pregunta oye papi que pipi mas grande tienes riki dice:eso no es na deja q llegues aver el de tu mama
May 24th, 2011 at 19:14 pm
sisisissi jajaaj muy xulos aunke algunos son una mierda “con cariño”XDDDD
May 26th, 2011 at 22:44 pm
va caminando un cien pies por el vosque, abia una ramita y, se tropeso, se tropeso, se tropeso, se tropeso etc.@ Angel:
May 27th, 2011 at 0:36 am
estan pdres los chistes sijan asi
May 27th, 2011 at 1:15 am
tan excelente los chistes muy buenos!!
May 27th, 2011 at 1:37 am
va un huaso a misa y el padre le dice: hijo mio nunca te habia visto aca , porque no vienes a misa mas seguido. el huaso responde: porque no tengo quien me cuide los tomatess pueee!!!, y el padre le responde: hijo mio dois te los cuidara.al otro domingo el huaso se aperece en misa, el padre dice:hoy nos hemos reunido junto a dios. entonces el huaso dice: entonces quien me ta’ cuidando los tomates pueee!!!
May 30th, 2011 at 2:15 am
Que tiene Woody en su celular?
Un mensaje de Buzz
May 30th, 2011 at 21:42 pm
hola por que un policia agarra a un siego y lo suelta ¡no se¡ por que no tiene nada que ber jajaja bisiten la pagina bamos los tarados.com@giles bases.com.uy.ay.oy
June 1st, 2011 at 21:09 pm
qe chiste mas feo no tiene ni pizca de gracia
June 4th, 2011 at 10:03 am
1-acto esta un pavo rojo con una espada 2-actoesta un pavo azul con una espada 3-acto esta un pavo verde con otra espada¿como se llamo la obra?pavoranger
June 8th, 2011 at 0:57 am
yo pense q los chistes me iban a hacer reir pero no me hacen reir nada de nada
June 8th, 2011 at 3:50 am
mira estuvieron buenisimos pero les dejo uno:
como se dise en chino oculista?
yosacojito
June 8th, 2011 at 3:52 am
cuantas mujeres entran en un huevo?
dos clara y-ema
jajjjaja
June 8th, 2011 at 4:09 am
¿como sacas un elefante de una pileta?
mojado
June 8th, 2011 at 4:12 am
en un restaurante:
¿y como quiere sus huevos el señor?
con toda mi alma,con toda mi alma
June 8th, 2011 at 4:15 am
PRIMER ACTO:una aspirina grande
SEGUNDO ACTO:una aspirina muy grande
TERSER ACTO: una aspirina gigante
COMO SE LLAMA LA OBRA
……………….bayaspirina
June 8th, 2011 at 4:19 am
mama,mama ¿ porque la novia va vestida de blanco?
porque es el dia mas feliz de su vida
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh entonses ya se porque el novio va vestido de blanco
June 8th, 2011 at 4:21 am
VA PERDON ERA NEGRO YA ARUINE TODO EN CHISTE JAJA
June 16th, 2011 at 20:25 pm
ponte el pijama de rayas.. y rayas durmio desnudo
June 18th, 2011 at 0:40 am
en qee se parece una loka a una piruja en qee a ala loka le pasan kosas por la cabeza iiala piruja cabesaz por la cosa jajaja sta bno
June 20th, 2011 at 0:08 am
que le dice un toro al otro?
deja de toriar, gill
June 21st, 2011 at 16:05 pm
a ver ciclope, en esas pinchs 3 carabelas habia malditos delincuentes degenerados y asesinos que solo nos trajeron enfermedades, robos, tragedia y la caida de un gran imperio que estaba varios siglos adelantado en astronomia y matematicas que ustedes… su fama es mundialmente reconocida. Ni quien los llamara a “colonizarnos”, fue una maldita excusa para robarnos el oro y las tierras.
June 23rd, 2011 at 0:14 am
Un borracho entra a una torteria y dice: “Me da una Lady GaGa”
y el tortero dice: “Aaa chin… cuál es esa?”
y el borracho dice: “Una gringa con chorizo”
June 23rd, 2011 at 7:04 am
A los españoles(gallegos) si se sienten ofendidos con los chistes por algo sera… Los nativos no eran salvajes, de hecho ellos sabían que la tierra era redonda desde muchos siglos antes que los españoles; si corrian o no con taparrabos en la selva, desgraciadamente no hay datos fidedignos de ello; y por cierto, no he visto pirámides ni construcciones similares en España… en fin.
A los demás, o sea, chilenos, argentinos, peruanos colombianos, mexicanos, bolivianos, sudamericanos, centroamericanos, etc.: Aprendan a ESCRIBIR correctamente !maldita sea! bno, k, nc, pork, dcr, aced, ii, kmo, hijoe puta… según yo se escribe hijo DE puta.
Los chistes, algunos son malos y otros buenos.
June 25th, 2011 at 2:48 am
bueno, con ese comentario nos vuelves a dar la razon de hablar asi de ustedes, antes de escribir asegurate de conectar bien tu cerebro con tus dedos, porque los que llegaron a estas tierras eran tan ignorantes como tu. saludos desde Mexico.
June 25th, 2011 at 3:29 am
estas borracho??
noooooo solo 2 tomases me cerve
June 25th, 2011 at 11:06 am
que le dice un tampon a otro ??
Me estoi poniendo colorao
JaJaJaaa….
XD XD
June 25th, 2011 at 11:09 am
Mama Mama en el colegio me llaman cabezon hijo pues la proxima vez pegales.
Es que se meten por los callejones.
JeJeJee =)
June 25th, 2011 at 11:16 am
Esto es un maniconmio donde ya no caben locos y hacen una prueba para haber si alguno se habia curado y haberlo sacado de alli.
Entonces dibujaron una puerta abierta en la pizarra y todos los locos fuero a escaparse menos uno y le preguntan ¿por que no te as escapado?
Porque yo tengo la llave
JaJaJaaa…
X)
June 25th, 2011 at 19:19 pm
son malos XD jajaj
June 26th, 2011 at 19:53 pm
TODOS ESO IQUE CHISTES SON MAS MALOS QUE CAGAR PARADO
June 27th, 2011 at 13:56 pm
estan unos pollito0s bn japis y se va pasando0 otro0 en tonses ledicen ben pollito0 ben aver tomate esta serveza (y se lo toma)
- q sientes pollito?????
- nada? o no manches no ciente nada……
-aver pollito fumate este sigarrito0
(selo fuma)
- q sientes
- nada
- a no manches
y ledicen
- aver inalate esta
-q sientes??
- nada , ….. no siento nimis alitas ni mis patitas……
espero0 q os alla gustado atto0: the flawer – metal
June 27th, 2011 at 14:00 pm
po0rke lo0s gallego0s ven la tele en el techo0 de un edificio0 ??????…para ver el canal d las estrellas… xD xD jkajajaj
June 27th, 2011 at 14:08 pm
habia una vez en un barco0 y llega una co0ncha y le empieza a decir al capitan del barco0 “so0y una co0ncha, so0y una co0ncha” y el capitan le dice :callate o te disparo0 y la co0ncha le vuelve a decir “s0y una co0ncha, so0y una co0ncha” y no0mas se o0ye PUMMM !!!! y la “co0ncha” ao0ra le dice: so0y una do0na so0y una do0na ……….. jejejeje xD xD
June 27th, 2011 at 14:21 pm
llega san pedro0 al cielo0 le dice adio0s ……..y se va xD jeje
June 27th, 2011 at 14:26 pm
po0rke estas leyendo0 esto0 pinche inutil co0nsigue una vida…. pinche niño0 antiso0cial …………….. (y luego0 dice) si si veinte minutito0s mas…..xD jeje
June 27th, 2011 at 14:31 pm
LLEGA UN NIÑO CON SU MAMA Y LEDICE:
-MAMA,MAMA NO ME ESPERES
-POR Q HIJA???
-POR Q YA YEGE……..
June 27th, 2011 at 14:37 pm
llega un niño0 co0n su mama y le dice : mama mama mi papa esta aventando0 la basura po0r la ventanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa… xD
June 27th, 2011 at 14:44 pm
asi antes de irme superen los pinches traumas por q el pedo0 en esta pajina es reir no leer esas mamadas de q losgallegos y q no se q pedo o q pendejada neta
les voy a decir al go aveseno hacedaño reise dede uno mismo
June 28th, 2011 at 19:13 pm
SI QUE ALEGRIA TIENES RAZON GRACIAS, SI NO FUERA POR USTEDES ESTARIAMOS AUN EL PELOTAS CON LAS MUJERES MAS BELLAS DEL MUNDO, NOS DESGRACIARON LA VIDA, ADEMAS EL QUE DESCUBRIO AMERICA FUE COLON UN ITALIANO NO USTEDES, LO UNICO QUE PUSIERON USTEDES ERA LA MIERDA DE SU PAIS PUROS PRESOS, Y TAN BUENOS COLONIZADORES SON QUE LO UNICO QUE APRENDIMOS DE USTEDES EN 500 AÑOS FUE HACER UNA TORTILLA DE PAPAS, DE RESTO UN COÑO, OJALA Y NOS FUERAN COLONIZADO LOS INGLESES ESE SI ES UN PAIS CIVILIZADO MIRA LO QUE HICIERON CON EEUU NO USTEDES QUE DONDE POSARON LA CAGARON Y AUN DESPUES DE 500 AÑOS SEGUIMOS SIENDO UN CONTINENTE CON PROBLEMAS
June 29th, 2011 at 0:19 am
que imbecil eres
June 30th, 2011 at 2:53 am
no mamen la de burro y no cagen palos vallanse a chingar asu madre hijos de puta prostituta no saben contar chistes mejor vallan a mamarle la verga al cavallo les digo que no saben contar chistes por que dicen puras pendejadas alo juey vallanse a chingar asu madre pinches mugrosos ariva la florencia 13 y sur side de santa chila abajo el pinche varrio culero de la tpch valen pito t ustedes tanvien valen pito hijos de putaaa jajaja attee,gasper,y m,r,yosie,fixer.
June 30th, 2011 at 3:00 am
estoy contigo gasper m,r yosie y fixer los vavosadas que dicen aqui vales verga mejor vallanse a prostituirse como su puta madre ariva la tropa loca la florencia 13 y sur side y ariva oblatos y santa chila ustedes valen coño atee,c-kan,bodka,y ñengo
July 3rd, 2011 at 18:05 pm
Princess
aprende a escribir bnn
y no hace gracia ttu chiste
y otra cosa.carajo es tan dificil q no haya racismo???solo veo lso españoles olos gallegos no se q y luego los latinos no se q.joer es una pag de chistes no de insultos!!!!!
todos tienen buenas cosas y malass,pero no hace falta sacarnos los trapos sucios noo
July 6th, 2011 at 16:45 pm
habian dos waffles en un horno!!
Entonces un Waffle le dice al otro,… che! que calor que hace aqui adentro,
El otro waffle se da media vuelta y lo mira con los ojos grandes y dice: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH UN WAAAAAAAAFFFFLLLLEEEE QUE HAAABBLLAAAAAAAA!!!
AJAJAJAJAJAJAAAJA
July 10th, 2011 at 3:47 am
iva caperusita roja caminande por el bosque, entonses cayo la noche y la aplasto
July 10th, 2011 at 20:41 pm
habia una vez un señor tan tonto tarbajando de taxista que se sube un borracho y le dice
-señor! lleveme donde halla
mujeres que quieran salir
-y el señor lo lleva a la carcel de mujeres!!!!
jajajjajajjajajjajaaajaa
July 14th, 2011 at 5:04 am
Mee enkkanto el Chiistee
D
July 16th, 2011 at 14:26 pm
avia una vez un mocho q queria ser pupi y entubo los boxer
July 16th, 2011 at 14:32 pm
HABIA UN MAN TAN FEO TAN FEO PERO TAN FEO Q CUANDO SE MURIO EL DIABLO TENIA Q DORMIR CON LA LUZ PRENDIDA PORQ SE ASUSTABA
July 16th, 2011 at 14:41 pm
messi toma leche y diego milito
July 16th, 2011 at 14:45 pm
mami mami en el colegio no saben pronunciar mi nombre bueno hbjvdfvfghjjg
July 16th, 2011 at 14:50 pm
mami mami aqui no ay valcccccooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon
July 16th, 2011 at 14:53 pm
MAMI MAME EN EL CLOO ME DICEN DESCUIDADA
NIÑA USTED VIVE EN FRENTE
July 16th, 2011 at 14:57 pm
SOY UN MAFIOSITO ALIAS EL PIPISOTE BUSCO NENAS BN PERRAS PARA Q ME VENDAN SU VIRGITO :q
July 16th, 2011 at 15:07 pm
En EsToS mOmEnToS eStOy En Un OrGaSmO
July 17th, 2011 at 7:06 am
los argentinos son los unicos q saven contar chistes uds los de espaÑa q la chupen
July 20th, 2011 at 6:35 am
Que Le Dijo un pez a otro pez?
nada por qe los peces no hablan
jeje
para luu dunrrauf qe la amoo mucho te kiero amiga!
July 20th, 2011 at 6:40 am
GHracias Chulyy!! jajajjajjajajajajajaajajajjaajjajsos re divina te amo enana! ♥ Te quiero un monton màss! besos.. TE QUIERO MUCHO AMIGA BESOS..!
Pra Giuli (la chuly) Marinero Schroh!! ♥
July 20th, 2011 at 14:57 pm
una bieja estaba cagando a bajo de un hormigero la omiga ma chiquita se le metio en el augero
July 21st, 2011 at 18:25 pm
que buenos chistes tienes
July 22nd, 2011 at 19:31 pm
jajaja muy buenos loss chistess re copadosss
July 22nd, 2011 at 19:33 pm
jaja qque asquerooso¡!
July 22nd, 2011 at 23:19 pm
Wjkasoaja Xistes Kl pesao wm muy bnoos
July 22nd, 2011 at 23:59 pm
no es lo mismo huele a traste que atras te huele
August 4th, 2011 at 13:17 pm
si, nos hicieron un favor masacrando y evangelizando los nativos de estas tierras con su puta biblia. no te olvides que estamos aca porque descendemos de ustedes, si no hubiesen venido estariamos alli, gallego gil. te das cuenta por que hay chistes de gallegos? por gente como vos
August 11th, 2011 at 19:07 pm
fome!!!
August 12th, 2011 at 2:23 am
MUY BUENOS LOS CHISTES
AY LES VA UNO
QE LE DIJO UNA NALGA ALA OTRA??
NO TE PASES DE LA RAYA
August 15th, 2011 at 2:23 am
NADIE LES PIDIO QUE VINIERAN A “COLONIZAR”", SOLO TRAJERON RATERO, QUE SE LLEVARON ORO,PLATA, TRAJERON SIFILIS, GONORREA, LA SANTA INQUISICION, QUIEN EN NOMBRE DE DIOS MATABA, TORTURABA, ETC
NADIE NECESITABA DE UDS ESPAÑOLES DE MIERDA, YA TENIAMOS CULTURA, Y MUCHOS ADELANTOS QUE TU PINCHE PENINSULA IBERICA NO TENIA
August 17th, 2011 at 1:18 am
es una porongaa tu chistee
August 20th, 2011 at 1:53 am
no mames
August 21st, 2011 at 20:03 pm
iban dos comadres en el autobus y una le dic a la otra..ay comadre se me durmio la nalga!!! y la otra responde..si hace rato q la stoy escuchando roncar!!!
August 29th, 2011 at 17:51 pm
iba un pajarito volando y se golpea con un policia.
el poli lo mete en una jaula.
cuando el pajaro despiertadice:wow golpie a un policia y ya estoy en la carcel
August 29th, 2011 at 17:54 pm
esto es un preso en la carcel:
-esto es estupido. Estoy en la carcel por robar una barra de pan y ahora todos los dias me dan una
August 29th, 2011 at 17:59 pm
-mama, que tienes en la panza?
-un niño
-y quien te lo dio?
-tu papa
pepito corre donde su papa y le dice:
-papi no le des mas niños a mi mamá porque se los come!
August 31st, 2011 at 19:57 pm
Bueno, yo soy española pero vivo en sudamérica por el trabajo de mi padre y quiero decir, que ni aqui antes eran salvajes, ni que los gallegos son tontos, como describen los chistes! Después os quejais de que los españoles son racistas, pues precisamente aqui tampoco es que adoren a los españoles, asi que os callais todos y punto! Estoy arta de las rivalidades que hay! Joder parad ya! esto se trataa de chistes asi que diré uno:
Estos son dos chicos y uno le dice al otro: Oye, sabías que mi madre se cayó por el balcón y ahora esta en el cielo?!
Y el otro le dice: ¡¡¡Pues si que rebota tu vieja!!!
September 5th, 2011 at 1:18 am
Sabes que el otro día se cayó mi madre por el balcón y ahora está en el cielo.
Pues, ¡Cómo rebota tu vieja!
September 9th, 2011 at 16:03 pm
que es una lapida…..una china que corre rapido…..jajajajajjaja gas
September 11th, 2011 at 22:36 pm
Van 3 pulgitas a una casa, van a dormir en el baño una duerme en el jabon, otra en la canilla y otra en el inodoro…. Cuando se despierta la del jabon le pregunta a la de la canilla- ¿como dormiste?- Bien pero un poco mojada- y la de la canilla le pregunta a la del jabon- ¿y vos como dormiste?- Mas o menos porque me caia para un lado, para el otro- Y las dos al mismo tiempo le preguntan a la del inodoro – ¿y vos como dormiste?- Muy mal primero callo una lluvia, despues calleron unos truenos y despues callo un tronco que me salvo-
September 13th, 2011 at 22:46 pm
que le dijo una vagina a un pene ? que haces hay afuera parado entra!!
September 13th, 2011 at 22:51 pm
2 chicos estaban jugando y uno le dice al otro: che vos saves andar en bicicleta? y el otro le responde nosavo. el otro dice no se dice nosavo se dice nosepo. y al frente havia una señora que los escucho y les dice: niños niños no se dice nosavo ni nosepo, se dice nose, y los chicos responden , entonses para que mierda hablas vieja y la ree concha de tu madre, jeje
September 13th, 2011 at 23:11 pm
un chico que hablaba para la mierda encuentra una lampara magica y la frota, entonses de repente aparece un mago y le dice te consedo 1 deseo, y el chico dice: queiero quae mies padres hablien comuo yoi(quiero que mis padres hablen como yo)y el mago le consede el desea..el pelotudo(el chico)llega a su casa y la madre le dice hoila hijitoi comoi ti fuea?(hola hijito como te fue) y el gosro/el chico) va cn el padre y le dice hoila papitou(hola papito)y el padre le contesta hola hijo todo bien? y el pendejo dice
mi padre habla bieen y luego suena el timbre rriin rriin y el culiadito(el chico) atiende y era el sodero que le dice: hoila pibioto comoio andais?(hola pibe como andas? jeje
September 23rd, 2011 at 21:40 pm
la cagada tus chistes nunca e escuchado una guebada mas chistoso son todos buena los chistes jjajajajajajajja bayyyyyyyyyy
September 23rd, 2011 at 21:51 pm
todos los chistes no son muy buenos pero = me riop muxo pero ese chiste del perro es muy monse sepan escribir bien los chistes me quier reir un buen con los chistes mas buenos del mundo porqe aca solo esciben solo los mas buenos y diviertanse poqe esto esta de poca yvayanse a la mierda todo los cagones y porqe yo estoy del un
September 25th, 2011 at 7:25 am
- Por favor, cariño, dime algo con amor.
- ¿Con amor?: AMORfa!.
September 25th, 2011 at 19:08 pm
ta buena
October 8th, 2011 at 19:36 pm
la mayoria de chistes estan bueno pero alguno estan mal muy bien los que hicieron los chistes buenos graxi … !!
October 14th, 2011 at 22:06 pm
este es un gallego q le mandan a cuba a por coca y viene con pepsi
)
¿Pq bob esponja no va al gimnasio?
Pues pq ya esta cuadraoo xddd
October 30th, 2011 at 19:27 pm
¿QUÉ LE DICE UN ÁRBOL A OTRO ÁRBOL?
-se me paro el pajarito.
hahaha…si quieren más me avisan…mandandome un msn a mi email: portal-xgames@hotmail.com
y si quieren ver juegos y to eso visiten mi pagina: xportal.webs.tl
October 31st, 2011 at 3:45 am
“habia una vez caperucita roja y su abuelita”
-abueltia xq tienes las orejas tan grandes??
-son para escucharte mejor!
-abuelita xq tienes los ojos tan grandes??
-son para verte mejor!
-abuelita xq tines la boca tan grande??
- HAY MIJITA; SI SUPIERAS LAS MARAVILLAS QUE HACIA TU ABUELO!!! jajaja
November 15th, 2011 at 21:30 pm
Que dice un gato cuando se esta aogando:
-meahogo, meahogo, meahogo
November 19th, 2011 at 12:15 pm
quele dice una palomita a otra palomita ?????????????????
saltemos porque nos quemamos
jjejejejejejejejejejXD
November 20th, 2011 at 19:58 pm
menos errores de ortografiaaaa che no se entiende naaa
December 3rd, 2011 at 22:19 pm
un dia va jaimito al colegio y la profesora dice:
chicos para mañana traigan dos pelotitas de ping pong.
al otro dia la seño dice chicos tragieron las pelotitas pedisas?
si. responden todos.
y la seño le pregunta a jaimito:
que te pasó jaimito?
y ute seño me dijo que trajiera las dos pelotitas de king kong
December 7th, 2011 at 22:30 pm
Extinción de sudacas YA Por una buena limpieza étnica.
January 7th, 2012 at 0:03 am
q le dice una braga a otra en q coño nos metemos hoy
February 8th, 2012 at 5:20 am
habia una vez truz … cuek!
por que la ropa para los gordos se llaman talles especiales??
como se llamaria la ro`pa para flacos raquiticos?
February 28th, 2012 at 12:51 pm
Saben lo que le dijo un tereso al otro…? Agarrate que nos caemos!
March 16th, 2012 at 16:24 pm
UN AMIGO LE DICE AL OTRO
CHE SABES QUE EN CASA TENGO UNA BOTELLA DE WHISKY
Y EL AMIGO LE DICE
Y SI VAMOS A TU CASA
Y NOS LA CHUPAMOS
Y EL OTRO LE RESPONDE
BUENO PERO DESPUES NOS TOMAMOS
EL WHISKY
April 1st, 2012 at 23:39 pm
No haga coraje joven son solo chistes y como mexicana solo le digo mejor nos hubieramos quedado en taparrabos…porque con o sin seguimos siendo inteligentes y estamos ricos en historia y yo me enorgullezco de quien soy y entre mas indigena me vea mas feliz soy.
April 17th, 2012 at 19:13 pm
no me gusta”Te borro del faceboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook”Hao.
<3
<3 XD <3
May 17th, 2012 at 18:11 pm
habia 2 ciegos en el desierto y uno dice ojala lloviera y el otro le dice yo tambien
May 24th, 2012 at 21:13 pm
habia una ves un español y un ingles help significa ayuda en español bueno entonces el ingles dijo help help help y el español le dise no tengo si quiere shampoo
June 8th, 2012 at 23:48 pm
Cual es el Colmo de los Colmos.
Que un Mudo le diga al Sordo
que el Ciego lo esta Espiando.
June 24th, 2012 at 21:30 pm
Porque son malisimos,asquerosos repucnantes…
Pero no te desanimes mujer.